0:00 she had a whole vest on with night vision helmet on and everything titties out I don't know about titties but it look like her titties completely out I saw titties in the wind they're jiggling [Music] around welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about if you could do whatever you wanted for one whole day let's freaking go W one whole day unlimited budget unlimited dude whatever you want to do so don't be basic all right I'm going wake up when ever I want good for you he's already getting the day started 8:30 p.m. he's already wasting half the day what time would you wake up this is the day you wake up early I think and then start the day at 300 p.m. Cinnamon Toast Crunch MH mhm I thought I said no basic stuff I feel like all of ours I feel like all of ours
0:50 is going to be basic dude no mine's not basic dude all go go go you guys yeah Bart's going to go ham Bart's ordering a Pizza Hut at ████ 8:30 a.m. they're not even open yet I'm going start with some bicep curls oh come on one of the things I always want to do is uh do the like helicopter take it to the middle the ocean and go snorkeling there wow you jump out I think that's pretty cool something I always wanted to do that if I had unlimited budget I would love to see a Great Wall of China I think that'd be pretty cool hope that doesn't take maybe I can get there like a F14 jet so it doesn't I don't waste too much time you're going to waste a lot of time yeah you you don't want to look like you're invading or anything yeah yeah I want to go there where it's like maybe get there in 2 hours like you have to air drop it I think that would be tight uh what else would I like I would want to see the pyramids I've never seen the pyramids I've always wanted to see all in one day D I need a ████ I for
1:40 sure need a jet then I want to teleport and what else would I want I want to hang out at a cafe and talk to French guys and tell them how lazy they are not like that that's that's really good it's not even in France I might steal that one I want to go Africa and a the sereny but it'd be a cage so no one no animal could kill me W that' be pretty tight hey did you see that giraffe ████ Resort they got so you wake up and then there's like holes around you could have breakfast and giraff they eat with you ████ eat breakfast with you they stick their head on your dining table n but that'll be my day and then I and then I go home and sleep that's pretty cool that's tight kind of underwhelming really yeah I mean you just saw that you went to you did some ████ tourist would do
2:31 but he did it in one day man yeah all right I went to the Great Wall of China and then I saw the pyramids it's like ████ he just looks at it for a second and then it leaves I I'll touch the pyramids can't you can't touch it I don't think so you mean I'll let you I don't think they do damn that's so cool yeah you might sneak a little but I don't think so we definitely can't go to the top nope no but you see those videos valal those videos are interesting that D went to the top and touched it valal did yeah he get in trouble yeah he got rested got banned but he my B he did it for the you know did it for the memes I would I would uh wake up and there'll be a jacuzzi in front of the like a beautiful view of a cabin outside and I just walk into that and then I start the day with a bath they bring me out a ████
3:22 espresso drink that ████ get up and then there's a guy in a jeep with a mounted machine gun on top and then I go outside I get on the machine gun they have a Target set for me so as he's driving I'm ████ shooting trying to catch that ████ they pass me a ████ rifle boom boom boom and then I hit all the targets and then we get to their second destination there's a boat we get onto the boat we go out to the ocean there's another machine gun no no no no this one there's a rocket launcher shooting at whales colossal squid we're just blowing them up we're fishing the thing is I don't want to wait so like when we're out there immediately we're just catching tuna it's a ████ tuna oh my God it's a tuna right and then we reel waiting just yeah and you catch a release no
4:12 keep the tuna we keep it fresh tuna we keep that tuna it would be tight if there was a service where you're like fishing and then during the dead time there's a chick giving you a ████ but as soon as the line pulls you're like get off me they like it's like oh what if it's pulling and you're like I'm about to it's like swordfish you see that movie literal fishing actual fishing instead of a movie with John trolan hacking yeah so you so we get to catch fish and then we go back home and then we call everybody up and then we have a barbecue Sashimi Buffet everything that's pretty cool and then we just have a barbecue at night pull up everyone talks smoke cigars everyone can drink whatever they want yeah that' be fun that's really cool that sounds pretty
5:02 tight I don't really like that one that much I don't like yours ORS dude what what would you do trying to think of something that could top all this you know it be tight too maybe someone give you a tour of all those Jewish holes the Jewish holes the New York ones the tunel tunnels the Jewish tunnel ke the one that leads to the bath house but hey low key though like I am curious to see what that looks like yeah why did they have tunnels tun I'm be down for like did they not want to walk around the neighborhood the full Orthodox Jew getting out of the tunnel is yeah that's one that's one of the coolest videos I've ever seen like what how did he do that them being pissed about it is that's some ████ El Chapo ████ dude no you explain yourself I caught you this is weird right this is strange this is an anomaly dude the craziest thing is to be the person that swears you were hearing Jewish people and they were calling you nuts yeah speaking yish they
5:52 like why the ████ do I hear I hear Jewish people flish oh you're ████ insane dude so what's your what's your special day huh oh ████ talking ████ talking ████ my special day is I'll probably start my day off with a nice little massage you know oh wow noodle noodle get someone no not not dude get someone to step on my back oh imagine waking up to a massage like you're just like instead of you just like you just start feeling oh it's it one of those gentle ones you're like then you're like oh hey wake up wake up to a Nuru though it's even better wakeing up to a just covered in oil I wake up I go to anony cuz he just moved in I go to his house it starts to crack he went cheap he got he bought it
6:42 made out of balsom wood and ████ cheap clay I got a good one for you okay yeah wake up brand new house right Anthony's sleeping upstairs and you're just like oh what a great day you ████ chug a big ass coffee and then we just go in there and take a ████ in his living room dude poor Anthony dog he can't get I like Nina though so that be ████ up but Nina's out with the girls sh in anon's office this is Anthony we no no we take a ████ anthy's office and then when he wakes up we're like dude you took a ████ in your office last time you got ████ face took a ████ yeah make him think he did it when he was oh dude cuz then he's like that it's all then he'll clean it yeah he'll feel bad he's cleaned up your own with his bare hatz he thinks it's his dude your office
7:32 smells like ████ what you doing there he's cleaning our ████ that's really funny man and he's like how was there so much wow he's like you were so drunk dude you ate so much you remember all that you ate two orders of Taco Bell I didn't have anything I was being a good boy damn that's a good day man that's the whole day so in his bathroom will'll probably like throw away ████ all over his house we everyone take a different room yeah we'll flush a bunch of those uh those wipies in the toilet oh wi just of dude hey did you go cheap on your plumbing oh this thing is backed up that would be tight to prank his house prank his house no you know like you know the back part of a toilet yeah all his toilets just put a bunch of goldfish in there so every time he's like flushing
8:23 or whatever ████ goldfish fly dead gold fli dead goldfish goldfish they they're survivors they'll come that's scary dude no we put little tags on his on the on the plumbing you know how they have those like caution tags and ████ and it's like some instructions like hey you can put wipes in here put them in here bud no problem G up here yeah so then let's put him all over his house he starts to having a little twinkle in his eye he's like oh ████ Vegas is kind of tight the puming out here is way better what are those toilets called the ones where it's like a silver stick and you press on it and then it's it's super strong the ones on the airplanes not the not the air silver stick but you go to a mall like certain malls and they have the toilets they just super strong oh really like it sucks the water down it's loud that's the airplane
9:13 that's airplane no no no no he talking about like the industrial like where you can't clog it you know yeah there's no way of clogging it you're talking about the premium Sinclair's yeah you could put wipes down though he's talking about the toos yeah American Standard you Amer quick Da all the toilet Brands you know no no I'm just saying if you're going to do wipes you should have those if you own wipes you should own one of those yeah yeah yeah good I mean it doesn't really help where they end up though right yeah ████ I don't know man I don't know anything what's your ideal day wake up get in the helicopter we can car pool you guys all do a helicopter yeah well get on the hel op get on the 50 cal and just hunt BS down see that's kind of cool oh ████ so
10:04 I'll be on the Jeep and you'll be on the helicopter and we'll be oh instead of targets we'll hit bores and then by the time we come back fishing those are ready to go the fish is ready to go I wouldn't want to eat boar though why not I heard it's good I heard it's nasty it's nasty wild board is nasty yeah I just want to see the boes blow up with a 50k just do want it to help with the population yeah with the population and just for the goodness of his heart you think about the E it's not good I thought it was good no I heard they eat like their own kind so it's not good so it's just pure ████ they eat everything I heard yeah not good what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers
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11:44 metal gates and they ████ do a lot of damage dude it's pretty crazy it's pretty crazy to see that that's why I assuming got to blow them up with the 50 count it'd be cool to just fly over a desert and draw a picture in the sand too it's like all the Muslims come out hey hey take it easy take it easy oh ████ in the fure walk in than did you see that sorry not Muslim that influencer got busted for like firing fireworks yeah yeah oh is that your family member no it's my it's my bra right there I think she was doing whatever she wanted for a day Alex Choy is a girl no it's a dude it was a chick who did it the chick shot the fireworks but the idea was Alex short he's the popular Lamborghini R8 drift cars drift
12:36 Teslas all that oh oh so he drifts he does anything just super cars czy cont he's just a crazy content car guy who has I think his family is like hedge fund or something like that he's probably going to do hard time dude but why out of all things they did it in the safest spot probably yeah they had you know they have money he's going to do time yeah they arrested him they said federal charges to federal charges yeah cuz you can't you're not allowed to you to file a flight p with the FAA you can't have incendiary devices on on aircrafts wow oh even if it's private like look and you have to have fire safety people on site oh yeah yeah but it's also kind of like the fing fathers would be spinning yeah yeah dude but but you got you got you got you know ████ robbers and it sounds like a winnable
13:26 case for Alex TR I think he n the F get every every time anybody gets put up on federal charges they lose it's like 99% of the time it is federal yeah that's the problem but what if his family is from federal backgrounds well he better hope he better hope but my thing is why y tripping on him you know what I mean like out of all the things you can trip on him and not on everybody else doing crazy ████ it's not me like takeovers takeovers freaking those guys are throwing fireworks into other people's cars that one actor who died trying to protect this Cadillac converter well I mean it's hard to do this with crimes I guess hey I think he was living his favorite day that was definitely his favorite day that's what I think dude it was a hey you know what he still shot it really well it does look like it's a great looking video it's amazing man I
14:17 can't was it Lamborghini rental no that's his okay that makes more sense he would tube his whole Lamborghini yeah around is tube chassis tube chassis and everything oh like the tube cage yeah so so you could roll it the cage yeah so he can basically do whatever like Corvette motor and a Miata and all this crazy ████ sweet
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