0:00 [Music] here at jk news we're not uh we're not virgins to these type of articles we've uh versions of funny words yeah what context i'm not born again virgin what i dedicated my life got a hymen again i put it back in my butthole i heard you got a hybrid bro two and one diamond heard you got the surgery abstinence community okay and i decided i'm gonna choose abstinence for how long froze you don't jack it when she's not here no i mean like abstinence okay hold on i jack up i just don't have sex that's tight man let's give joe a round of applause and then every day after i i fail and every day i fail
0:50 i fail but you're failing right now i failed this morning yeah that's why he was late he was late hey dude it's like being an alcoholic i'm trying to ████ connect with you guys all right i got a ████ problem no i'm trying to say that i right now i'm not an alcoholic you're calling me an alcoholic i'm a little attacked right now i'm saying just saying like you know like alcoholics they'll ████ drink alcohol and be like okay i'm not alcoholic anymore today i'm gonna ████ be abstinent right with the alcohols okay that's what i'm talking about choosing sobriety so as a as of 10 a.m this morning absolutely no yeah that's at 10 a.m yeah yeah yeah yeah because before that you ████ you was busting nice i'm glad we gave you that round of applause to be nice so uh three influencers that has sex we're sent to prison well who is it the business are three influencers oh okay good we're
1:41 sent to prison over three years for over three years after pranking a taxi driver stop with the pranks yo i ████ hate pranks stop what he's probably like what was the prank what country would do this russia russia in russia you can't prank in russia though they're pranking a taxi driver in russia by pretending to steal his car oh ████ off that's not a prank bro there's actually some people i think breaking amongst friends is cool but man how is that a prank that's like walking into a liquor store with a ski mask and a ████ gun and then they're like let's ████ prank this dude and then the cops come and then they're like that looks like a robbery it's a prank bro see that's the camera that's no follow-through they gotta follow all the way through setting someone's house on fire and then blowing up it was just a break here's your frame you don't have to deal with this afterwards can you sign this uh please thank you don't mind the charm
2:33 it's just a prank bro so after uh calling it over a cab to pick them up they asked the driver to open the trunk and while the cabbie was opening the the trunk one of the people got um involved got into the car uh into the driver's seat and started driving away big whoop right despite returning the vehicle minutes later the driver had already informed the police yeah i would i'd immediately call the cops and be like yo i'm having the worst day of my life these ████ just stole my ████ taxi cab yeah one of the bloggers was in the car filmed the incident including the driver's reaction and it's believed that this isn't the first prank that they pulled and authorities opted to sentence them to three years and six months in prison this this is not the first crime they've committed yeah it's funny because if if i was that cab driver i would want to prosecute even harder if i found out it was a prank for social media that makes you more pissed yeah i wish it was just a regular jacket
3:23 i could do this or if at the very least it's like well maybe this guy needed it more than i did to provide for his family or some ████ at the very least but now this ████ is just doing it for clout they're taking away your money-making machine you mean to tell me you're not much russian mob yo if that was the russian mob though those kids would be ████ dead did you imagine like the ████ the ████ instead of getting rolled up on by the police like it's you like stole from the mob oh you're just dead then ████ man so um authorities say that these three people were found guilty of committing a crime under paragraph two blah blah blah they were sentenced to real imprisonment for a period of three years and six months with serving punishment in a general regime penal colony okay keno colonies and penal condoms that sounds like some work cap ████ yeah regime sounds crazy as ████ exactly it's it's
4:13 send them to the gulags dude yeah that's a gulag for sure you lag i mean realistically uh this is russia so not only is the sentence like for real but like the punishment and the is probably for real for it you should punish even harder when it's a simulation of the crime being done as a prank like you should get punished for advertising people for fun yeah because then something's ████ wrong with you man like 100 well let's make them scared they uh figured out the scientific method ████ around find out it's believed it's believed that the uh yeah that the influencers will likely be sent to a prison camp yeah roughly 500 kilometer kilometers from moscow the publications say that the camps are old and in a bad state why is it so satisfying this is a gulag by the way
5:03 generally the gulags are built in small towns where it's difficult to access in case anyone wanted to try a shawshank and it's reported that the prisons generally house around 800 inmates and live in barracks of around 120 people sleeping at rain arrangements involved bunk beds and rooms that were built to hold 50 or 60 and allegedly there's only one bathroom with one toilet and one sink per barrack damn set the ████ example i love it ████ around three and a half years you can't be doing that ████ in russia though dude where could you do it and get away with it ████ here you ass here of course that ████ they don't give a ████ man i do hate like canada pranks though uk oh i think that there's like tears to bring pranks right there's obviously ones that are so clearly like just like simple funny and don't like put somebody else in inconvenience or harm yeah or danger in or danger right or like really
5:55 ████ with somebody's day and then there's like pranks that are just stupid like they're those those are pranks like this this is not a prank that's that's it's crime yeah that's like returning the ████ you should like you guys said you guys should probably just drive away with the real you got cold feet no follow through if you're gonna do it just steal it you're saying that they're just bad criminals yeah they're bad criminals you know who i like uh he's an old school prankster um red so he would just have characters and he would do like harmless ones yeah one would be like he had this guy to be like look at this car just look at it and he would say that non-stop to a guy that has a car and let's say he has a regular car and the guy gets all like yeah yeah man yeah and he gets super happy and that's all you would say over and over just
6:45 look at this car would you look at you weren't you looking and it's just the it's so funny how the guys react yeah and there's another one where he had like a fake bee on his nose and then he would come up to strangers and be like b and then the people were trying to help him and ████ goes pee yeah that's like harmless like no one's getting hurt it's harmless that's ████ harm that's sort of like pickup lines or some ████ didn't you ████ do like pokemons ucla or something like that like things like that like if anything like it's harmless doesn't hurt anybody yeah if anything it flatters somebody you don't know what's your best pickup line i don't remember did it so long it was so hard whereas like when i when i like scroll down on my feed and i randomly see those people that are like in the aisles of like grocery stores or like that and then they like take like a bag of like dough or something and they throw it on somebody and then they pretend like it's happening to them yeah i'm like
7:35 i get the mechanics of what makes this a prank but i'm like that also ████ sucks for this innocent bystander yeah and the ████ worker got to clean your ████ off yeah especially at a store bro i don't like that ████ dog oh you know which ones i see that i'm just like this is funny in in in concept but if i worked here this would annoy the ████ you know those ones where they're like oh i lived in walmart for like 18 hours or something where they like crawl inside like make a fort inside of something and i'm like oh dude like if that was me like i knew and i had to close the store up or something like that and i have to like try and ████ find these idiots like being inside i'm like come on bro like i'm making minimum wage that's slightly in the second tier where i still think that's a little bit funny to be completely honest yeah it's a little bit funny but when i think about it more than i become more like so you guys have never run into like a youtube prankster in real life no have you yeah i mean me and hawk were eating at a grand central market outside and
8:27 then this ████ guy it's like so obvious he comes with he's like dressed like a waiter and he comes with a ████ pepper grinder and he's like would you like some pepper for your food and he starts about to grind it and me and hawk are both like don't post this one man this one sucks [Music] we were just like we were just like dude this one's not this is not even good and like you can see he just walked away and like his camera guy's all left like could you also tell him like i don't consent to being on no we didn't even get that it was like a second interaction but they're probably they said it sucks guys hey guys they didn't wrap it up this is this one this just sucks bro like he just was like i've been discovered and just like went to another place to do it because we were like would you like some pepper that's so stupid dude have you seen the guys like they're i don't know they're like foreign i don't know where they're from like eastern european or something and they're in new york and
9:18 they go to the hood and they're like we're gonna prank the hood i think they do this in l.a too and they get the ████ kicked out of them all the time he was tying his shoes he goes up to him holds his head down to his butt has a fart button presses it the guy gets he he looks up and and he starts immediately bombing on him because that's what he deserves whether it's a real fart or not and he's like and the whole time that's when they're like it's a break it's a prank but they're getting the ████ kicked out of them those videos make me very happy yeah those are funny those are great and they still posted it there's a recent one that maybe really smile it's like a it's like a group of homies like like four or five like thug looking like black dudes right and they're just like walking around but then they'll just go up to a random group and then they'll just like pretend to take like a nice photo and that person is just like i'm like that's ████ tired so people
10:08 get mad that's cool which which even then i'm like that's still like a very like non harmful or inconvenient style situation i feel like just take the picture why not yeah it's a slight it might be a slight invasion of like privacy or comfort in that moment i can understand somebody like but it's a good spirit though i think yeah it stays in good spirit versus like ████ throwing like ████ dough at you or something you know or like the milk jugs i think all those people should be set on fire have you seen those they go in a grocery store they throw on the floor and i'm like you should be shot in the face i think i think that's equal i think that's equal you know there's this guy that goes up to like all the asian asian people and he just goes like like that in the ear or something yeah did you see that one guy turned around and tried to ████ his ass up he hate that guy too see that ████ too yeah and and this had nothing to do with the prank but this is just funny random stuff back in the day uh i think when we were living at taj mahal um for what was the name of our college house i
11:00 feel like i'm missing a couple pieces of this puzzle for a halloween party i think it might have been like mike in a couple like you know a couple of other i should not say first and last time um couple of the college zombies for halloween they're like what do we do what do we do for uh uh you know halloween costume or whatever so last minute they decided to do uh like girls gone wild costumes so they were like orange t-shirts they took like a mop stick and they put like uh the end of like what looked like a fake um boom mic and stuff moving around with like a fake camera ████ it's pretty funny but it was like really funny so we would like party hop and they were trying to go to the parties and actually remember like uh people at the door be like you guys aren't allowed in here just really thinking they're actually girls gone wild and they would get denied from like two or three parties because it was just a costume that was a genius costume i remember i remember that yeah girls got wild film crew and then they had like even someone with a
11:50 clipboard with like papers it was nothing it was like written with sharpies like lawrence girl's gone wild but imagine being that bouncer like let you in and then it shows up later on tv and then you're like who the ████ was manning the door that night it's like they wrote it on their ████ shirts bro [Music] you
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