0:00 foreign there are two pugs okay they're puppies nice what are the names uh Leon and Winnie my wife named her Winnie dogs are the best how how's their breathing one of them is real rough but you know the dog joke was it a pun no no no no yeah I spelled it out of my head r-o-u-g-h no
0:52 but they're they're real yeah that's not funny what I liked it Anthony would have been busting up in the corner to hear that one no but uh they're they're puppies and we the story's crazy we found my mother-in-law found a uh a pug which is on the street she brought him in and then she was pregnant she had eight puppies so she took two of them junkyard in Tucson Arizona oh wow a beautiful place I used to be a dog person but then I I turned into a cat person how does that like a yeah yeah so it's like you know so I started off uh really liking dogs but then um I didn't have a dog anymore and then I lived uh in a place where there was a
1:42 bunch of stray cats that are coming around all the time and they're like kittens wait hold on I think you skipped a big part you said you're a dog person and then you just didn't like dogs anymore yeah like yeah well because no no I had a dog and then that dog was taken away okay so then I did it once I lived without a dog I was like I was kind of nice I don't have to take care I keep skipping bro you know when you have a dog like you get used to this pace of Life yeah like okay I gotta walk a dog in here yeah yeah yeah right but then when that goes away you're like oh I can breathe yeah it's like a single again yeah basically it happened when I was single actually and then after that I'm just like gonna get a little lonely and then all of a sudden these little kittens come by my house and I'm like oh you know what I'm gonna try to you know give them a little food here and there and they start coming every day and I'm like oh dang this is crazy this is kind of cool because like it's like you don't expect stray animals to like be so
2:32 curious because dogs they get they just run away sometimes most most stray dogs they just run away but these cats are like they're just coming by so I feed them they get older and now uh one of the cats that really likes me has kittens oh ████ now I'm like I get to see their whole life process I'm like damn I'm a cat person now and superhero origin story yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I am giving those kids out for adoption because I don't want them to keep reading Eggs cool though because like they're so different than dogs they're just like calm they're quiet they're curious they want to see what you're doing but dude dogs can be calm and quiet too man yeah I know they could be curious you don't have because this is a really really super
3:23 jacked up story all right this is in Illinois there's a woman um she has a Boston Terrier what a ████ ████ dude what already another lady no wait no she's good she's good she's got a the dog's 10 years old loves this dog um the dog escaped the yard so first thing she does is she calls animal shelter and they said yeah Peanut's here you can pick her up in the morning she's like oh thank God she goes there in the morning dog's not there they say oh uh actually your dog is in the animal hospital she goes to the Animal Hospital dog's not there either they're like oh it's actually at the clinic she goes to the clinic this is just the next day by the way the clinic goes oh yeah um we put her to sleep oh my God yep why did they put her down she pretend because they found the dog had like you know like dog did little tumors and stuff they found a little
4:13 tumor on it so they just euthanized it whoa that's ████ up that's somebody's dog they didn't hit her up and she just found it yesterday what a roller coaster of emotion bad communication like it's a straight up tag dog because you know when they uh I would have beat that vet ass when I ask Ed is like sure deserving remember anything did she take anything as of yet no no it's just it's just what do you call it like they just suck at telling the next Department someone's picking up yeah like whoever picked up the phone could have just forgot or just wrote it down or like they didn't tell the the morning shift hey she's coming to pick up her dog right like you know um okay so you know what the pound they they're just that's all they do is they just euthanize dogs all ████ they just are they just volunteers or do they
5:04 actually get paid or volunteer to euthanize dogs the pound you come in you pay them a hundred dollars why would they be so like bad at their job like that well no they're good they're good at their jobs they're so good at killing dogs I'm a merchant of death oh my God no I like animal services right like they're they're paid government employees right I don't know about small towns and if they have enough money for this stuff but the sheer scale if you live in a major city of how many lost dogs they find and they they're just Strays or whatever and no one like picks them up they don't have enough space yeah yeah and then that's why the shelters all the all they do is just it's just a kill Farm like they're
5:55 like up time's up and then but I don't know like within a 24-hour period that is that's freaking weird the thing is that they did they said oh we did try to call but when they looked at the record at like the third place the phone number was off by a digit in the paperwork see negligence yeah it's just one day imagine going the morning after but what if that clinic is like they Pride themselves on how quick they do yeah yeah we'll have you know we put down the most dogs on the first day we find them at any ████ Hospital in the country yeah we are better than everyone yeah yeah oh my God maybe you shouldn't have lost your ████ dog yeah kinda though right honestly yeah I think she'll get another one now oh my God filter right it's refresh if you have any like Ring app or anything to all day people are losing dogs they need like a find my iPhone for your
6:46 dog bro you can tag it it just starts making a noise I've been seeing lost parrots people are like in the past five days I saw one lost parrot entry like every day and I'm like this is just it's not a troll yeah yeah yeah like are you not joking like how do you suppose the Ring app Community is gonna find your ████ parrot does it matter we just need to find him don't belong in cages man yeah that's true that's the other thing though too but someone's binoculars are like oh there goes Johnson's parrot we found him yeah it's like how do you find a parent we have runs away all the time she's a grown-ass woman that's just Huskies though huh yeah five or six years old yeah I guess Huskies Just Bounce
7:36 like she's also like I will say she's probably the smartest dog I've ever had is she like the Escape expert escape art we don't know we don't know how she does it like even we have cameras and it's like she turns them off until the movement stops right so like she always hits out to the back but somehow we can never get it on camera the only way we know she gets out is we get a call what's happened we're so used to so the motion doesn't work ghost like no it works we've also got we've got some other ████ on there like she killed a big ass rat one time that was ████ cool but she just gets out we're used to her just we're used to waking up to phone calls like hey we have ghosts we have ghosts he's over here neighbor's yard or sometimes she goes far what's
8:26 the farthest you picked her up Culver City like deep into Culver like I live in mid city which is like I'm probably on a five minute drive to the tip of Culver but like she was like a 10 minute drive on foot she was trekking she was gone and she was just I've seen her like I let her up the leash one time like we were already almost going to walk all right girls go ahead and instead of just going to the house she went past the house and ran into oncoming traffic oh Fairfax but then dodged like four cars expertly and kept going wow she just does this ████ I don't know I don't know that's crazy much pressure with a dog man because they've run away so much like well with huskies like that's what they're no it's like a game I don't ████ get it they're known for being hella smart and they're like chase me notice how much you love him come get me anxiety ridden huh no now we're kind of
9:17 cool about it because like we don't see ghosts like all right we're gonna call them the next hour so what a good name you know yeah yeah and the gate in our crib like we have like a mechanical gate the company is called Ghost Protocol it's crazy it doesn't stop ghosts it doesn't stop her I'll let you know yeah so so you got to figure out how she gets out it's out of curiosity I want to know I don't ████ people they were saying that they get air tags like the apple one yeah and they put it on the the dog they probably have collars and stuff now too with the permanent chip yeah do you know about air tags yeah somebody just got their car back off air tag you hear about that yeah I marked that dude killed the dude yeah that's crazy yeah Texas style find out and kill the guy who stole your
10:08 car I am yeah they must thank you to Antonio Lopez for submitting that article [Music]
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