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Life Advice That Turned Out Useless

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0:00 it's like come on just own your just like hey I actually like you want to you want to F your butt want to F your mouth and then the times that you say that it actually kind of works kind of work better way better because you state your intentions of like yo I'm trying to I'm trying to [Music] smash welcome back to an episode of careful boys where we are going to awaken you to certain myths regarding society and the thing I'm going to ask you today is what are some what are some popular myths that society perpetuated when you were growing up and now you know it was ████ the one for me is that trade jobs were supposed to be looked down oh yeah that's the biggest one to me that working with your hands is yeah yeah they would always be like oh you're going to end up being a garbage man or an electrician or and they all make 100 Grand and ████ and

0:50 they are the most in demand always have my brother-in-law was a plumber and he was making 80 a year as an apprentice wow dude they like 200 Grand Elric cuz that was a really big thing that people like ech they echoed that so much growing up like it was a bad place to end up going to like a trade my parents didn't look down on on like labor like that but that wasn't really an option you know what I mean like I wasn't in that world my parents were like Fruity musicians oh so I don't think it even wasn't op like my my brother was actually very handy he was a mechanic he went to uh school for all that stuff and you were very handy with yourself I was very handy with myself extremely handy but he got like he he built shelves in our garage he would rebuild cars sell them to Japan like he was very into that

1:40 ████ but for me like I would break a lot of things I remember even picking classes you like you know in high school and then I'm like for elective maybe I'll do auto and my mom be like what yeah like why would you even want to like Venture Venture into that those guys crush it and I'm like now back I'm like isn't it good to know how to do all the things to your own car 100% well think about all of our high school friends right that went the uh lab like the blue collar route we have uh Derek that went the roofing we even cops I would consider Blue Collar they're making 300K plus like I'm just like wait all of our friends who went to university did the whole College route uh they were going to go into white collar jobs where are they now are they making as as much as our friends who

2:32 straight out of high school had a psych degree electrician lesbian dance Theory yeah Ben lesbian dance most and I think going back to even the college thing so like we were told if you get a good degree you're going to have a sick ass job you're going to have a head start and I'm like I know hell of people that got a degree and that did not increase their income that's a really good myth that societ perpetuated pretty hard yeah like they graduate with lesbian dance Theory another example of how the left continues to they're like in 90 grand debt and they know like lesbian ballet or whatever but I'm like okay now what now like what are you doing they're like a ████ manager at

3:22 Target makes more teaching yeah they become the teacher of that class uh red meat is really bad for you and will cardiac resue that's that was like the one especially like in the 9s and even early 2000s cookie with lard or whatever red meat man was like devil devil and it was like you can't eat that much steak and everyone thought that everyone total ████ yeah doctors tell you now like don't do this this is probably a Japanese thing but I was told um rice gives you muscles you got to eat your rice that'll make give you mus I mean that's true did Chinese did Chinese people tell you that too told me to eat noodles to get taller my mom told me to jump a lot to get taller noodles to get jump a lot dude she I would come back and playing basketball in the backyard she be like good yeah just keep jumping you're get tall my mom would say the same ████ my mom told me to keep being white to be

4:12 taller and I did but how many of that do you think how many of that do you think it was like they actually believed it or they thought it was cute to lie to a kid I think they were dumb I think you think they were serious I think combination of dumb asses I think it's just biases yeah like like my it's like you said like whatever your parents aren't they don't want you to do that yeah that was so some ████ too is like it's like um learned ████ through your parents and how ignorant they probably were like every New Year's my mom believes in eating blackeyed peas for luck and I'm like you guys had a string of really bad luck every year we ████ ate black this is not working I don't know about that ████ now but that was like an old wife's tail that got passed down to her like she one one that was like that is uh so my mom's a big believer in fun and so the house

5:05 that we lived in when my parents got so like one big no no is you never want to have your door open up into the fridge into no no into the backyard like if if your front door can see the backyard that's like one of the biggest so if it can see all the way through it's one of the biggest fun way no Nos and I think that's supposed to be isn't that your house right now exactly so it's supposed to be like um you're going to be divorced so that was the house that we own where my parents got divorced and because like everything that happened it was like wait so it's not because you guys didn't communicate or you guys don't talk things through it's your floor plan it's like it's the floor plan that caused this that's the funniest ████ so ever since I was a kid I was like ████ this ████ ████ pH sway ████ so all the houses that we've had where you can see

5:55 straight into the backyard it has been like the best relationship with me and Gio and it's just because as we got older we just got better at communicating with each other so I'm like worked at it yeah I'm like this is your relationship has nothing to do where the ████ your desk is facing it's how much you guys talk yeah where your bed is near the window yeah I'm like d this is ████ some funny ████ how many rules to that it's crazy yeah there's so much Nikki won't let me have a TV in the bedroom when we got together and I was like this is going to be some ████ now I love it why now it's my ████ no it's my ████ what was her reason for that oh she's just like uh well first of all f fwis nailed it but no she was like I I don't because of that but also I don't want the blue light on or noise at night and I was like ████ I was raised in a household first of all I have three siblings two parents ████ TV was on

6:48 all night in every goddamn room while I'm going to sleep so I'm used to noise that's why even when I moved to LA I can sleep like a baby cuz I'm just used to noise traffic blah BL honking ████ whatever bullets gunot in Korea Town not kidding so it's like I was pretty used to all that ████ but then now my life with Nikki it's I'm like after so many years I'm like oh my God it's so quiet and peaceful I ████ love this ████ I'm never going back I don't want a TV on even when I stay here like in hotels which I always do when I'm here I don't turn on a TV and leave it on at night like oh get my little cheat day in with with my TV at night I don't give a ████ I don't want it you don't like white noise I know I learned exactly I just it changed my perspective or whatever you call it yeah H I'm big believer on it oh you know what another thing that was interesting was the societal perpetuation that

7:38 like uh the drugs problem they they made it look like everybody had drugs I don't know if you remember seeing that anti-drug uh the the War on Drugs all the commercials for kids was just like other kids just having every drug in their hand oh what do you want some uppers downers cocaine heroin what do you want and I was like oh no that could happen to me but like nobody ever came up to me nobody slangs all at once yeah it was never that's I get arrested you know what I mean and like the you know like in every sitcom it was always like oh he doesn't want to do drugs he's whack and it's like no that didn't really happen in real life I was like all right cool that and like drugs are cool yeah they were cool but cool too but also I never ran into the situation of like everyone in the room was doing drugs but only me and they thought I was an idiot didn't you run exactly into that situation no that was a girl that I was dating and we

8:28 acted like it was normal no but you know how like you're the guy who like never drinks it does drugs but you're like in the craziest party house yeah but no one that's the thing no one ever made me feel bad about it oh that's cool oh they just talked about it being on your B stupid no if anything if anything it's the opposite it like makes in a world where everyone does drugs and drinks alcohol and everything like when you're absent it actually makes you a better conversation starter with people like that's I was able to like talk to a lot of new people that way cuz they would be like why the ████ don't you drink and you're this you're at this age and you're in this scene how do you not do it how do you deal with this ████ cuz it wasn't like I was boring I was also crazy and wild so no it didn't occur to people that I was sober it's such a crazy J position I think if you stand there and you just do this in the room then you're just a buzz kill regardless that's how I would do it that's me too

9:18 honestly we leaving I always thought I was high but I was sober you're high people think I was drunk all the time too you know when I was when I was a kid um I definitely assumed and thought and witnessed that like the traditional concept of the man being like kind of the bread winner and the woman Andor mom being the house Mom and just focusing on like the cooking and the cleaning and the raising of the children I thought that was the normal and I just I feel like it actually was normal for that time and periods before that but we just happen to be in our era in generation where like that's like not the thing what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you

10:08 get two videos one never released director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I was raised in a time where it's like chicks don't it's like we think chicks don't love anal but they love it they slop it up they ████ absolutely they can only I know I ask to and I felt I felt harassed it's another one of those instances where I don't want to say serious stuff ever they're like ████ me in a butt and I'm like I'm not ready for that yeah yeah yeah really what age was this early

11:00 you weren't ready for that early 20s step cuz well I did it but I didn't like the reality and it was gross cuz they have to douche that butt yeah they they got End mother they got End mother they always say they're going to do it they don't that's old wife you got to douch the butt here's another semi honest one oh were you about to say something it looks better in porn than in real life I'll tell you that here's semi honest one uh I think uh being the uh cuck that I've always been um um the the sensitive boy the Hopeless Romantic growing up I always thought that it was always about your search for love so every single girlfriend that I had I I was always trying to make them the one and or not make them oh that's this is a good one I did the same ████ yeah that's me too that's me too that's me too that's me too I relate I relate I relate ████ boy

11:50 ████ boy here it worked for you I never dated just for fun that's what I'm saying it wasn't like uh I only did that twice anyways um cuz you guys guys are good guys oh thanks Joe n we're cucks dude we feed me [Laughter] come but come in my eyes you know it's not about like you should just ████ around when you're young but it's more about like everybody's still finding themselves more than you know so like you know I if I if I would have been able to go back and do it again I wouldn't have put so much pressure on always needing to make sure it was Finding Love cuz I think you know what I mean I could have just maybe learned more about myself and other people versus like needing it to be something I was hoping for well cuz there's the guilt attached to like I can't just use this for fun it has to be

12:42 like meaningful right that's how I felt too but the thing is like when you're ████ 16 like relax unless you're perfect like Nick and Tiff no I thought my life was like a ████ movie bro like you know like that's how I saw it like I thought my relationships were like oh like in the movies they do this and to be like this in act but like and then the first time I did that with somebody it was just like I creeped her the ████ out she was like dude get the ████ away from me bro you fing this is too much I just met you two days ago and you're in love with me like get the ████ out of here you know I think the I think the guy Society does this a lot and it probably still does this isn't like greater Society but the the male Society of dudes that are angry about this specific thing when they be like oh girls just they they say they want nice guys but then when the nice guys in front of them they don't even care yeah

13:34 yeah that's that's loser mentality but it's like that was never that was me mentality that was me mentality but the funny thing that's why mad at those guys I'm like I shake them you're supposed to grow out of that you know what I mean like when you're past college and you're still that way that's when it's weird self-actualization is really important I think I think everyone gets a turn on that ride where they get that feeling of like oh I was the nice guy and I got shafted yeah but it's like but you actually weren't ████ don't like that ████ but it's not girls like ████ they just like interesting people and they don't want nice losers they want nice guys and they want an actual nice guy without a ████ agenda actually but you know what it is it's not true kindness It's very manipulative it's trying to be a good boy so you get your dick sucked and it's such a f we there it's such a fake way of being kind yeah

14:24 and I never got the the grand prize same it's like they're trying to earn I was always a prizma to this day to this day I stupid guys can't see that cuz they're so infatuated and they think they're doing everything right and I was like looking back like that's so cringe that was me in nth grade I wasn't a ferris I was a villain I was a sneaky villain in the shadowar oh yeah it's like come on just own your ████ just be like hey I actually like you want to ████ you want to ████ your butt want to ████ your mouth and then and the times that you say that it actually kind of works kind of works you state your intentions of like yo I'm trying to I'm trying to smash that was high school dude nervous voice and they're like y turn the fanny pack to the side to the side right now yeah just jbed with

15:17 cond unused old old old you never want to know what's in here yeah you see that ring baby oh that's a condom yeah to pick it back up off of Anthony though and like talking about real real real real ████ like I was convinced when I was growing up and like I talked to so my friend's dad was a doctor and I talked to him about so many times about women and like how it's like how to you know like where is the clitoris honestly yeah and he he no and he showed me the female or orgasm doesn't exist ████ dumb it's fake so that helped me a lot and I'm a doctor yeah he's like I'm Doctor look at this ████ MD I like a ████ I'm a chiropractor see says MD I used to think only um Geniuses went to college like it was a special exclusive place I thought the standard was like

16:08 high school but then after that like you know you got to be like really smart or special in a researcher and all that stuff in order to go to college and now I know it's the opposite there's a lot of dumb ████ oh yeah there's a lot of dumb ████ that go to college picking back off of that I used to always tell myself like and people would tell me this too is like oh you're just not good at math it's fine whatever like any subject so I'd always tell myself like I'm not good at it so then I won't even ████ touch it but in reality it's like I feel like if I had someone telling me like no you got to ████ just do your reps you got to do and I think I carried that with me until I got to like my mid 20s and realized like oh yeah this is just some weird ████ story that you tell yourself about your own skills yeah and then it's it's easier to be like Oh I'm not good at that so I'm just not going to even do it right Y and that kind of ████ you over in the end self defeating prophecy 100%

16:59 yeah yeah that's a big one for me it's hard to get caught in that yeah that's a real one that's the first real one thank you now the making girls come too much that's that's yeah there's a lot of societal like I feel like it's so different back then too such a long ass time ago man one of the the the things that I was like really emphasized by my mom was uh doing well in school and like trying to like uh know a ████ ton get educated and how high IQ to get a good job and then I realized later on like one of my business mentors told me he was like um skills get you the job but your character helps you keep it so you know how many people are so ████ talented like oh ████ yeah we'll get this guy on the the gig and then he get comes on the gig and the whole te team hates them and

17:50 then so they're immediately let go and then if you only saw they're like real you're like what this guy's insane but how come this guy keeps getting let go of like all these other jobs and then you'll see the guy that might not be so talented but is like constantly Rising I'm like oh ████ like actually having a good personality knowing how to work with people be reliable all those things are more important than if you were number one in the classroom or valid Victorian or whatever that's my biggest push back on homeschooling is I don't know what what the social skills building will be because like if you only homeschool and you give no social interaction with other kids in general I think some of the some of us developed so well because of social interactions we have with other kids more than we did educationally that's for sure so you know what I mean like but but it is cuz you could be a genius and then be an

18:40 ████ and everyone hates you that's it and and it's about people skills people skills sometimes can get you in the door better than anything out there for real yeah I would say like having the skill to sell is probably the best thing that you can teach a kid oh that's huge dude I hated the myth that when you're young they'd be like dude life is not all about money and it's like ████ it is 99% every month is about money every month like you could have just said that beginning of the month to the end of the month it's all separated the the moral Factor but still understood the fact right exactly yeah you can still have both yeah you don't have to scare people but you should just tell them the truth unless you're a trust fund baby or you never have to worry about paying your bills it is such a ████ real thing which none of us ever was cuz most of us what is Bill for Bernie made UPS kid most of us

19:30 find a way to bad for you and it's like is it though it's like easy for you to say you're a trust fun kid like none of us don't get Amazon packages then ████ you go ████ yourself also when I was younger they were like dude 911 was done by terrorists see here we go here we ████ here we ████ go boy were they wrong yeah hey for real though side cuz it's almost over you seen loose chain right he sends me links to it every ████ but he thinks even back wait you seen it for real of course dude all I'm saying is I won this video but what did you think what you first lose change honestly honestly dude I subscribe

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