0:00 thank you [Music] so did you guys know I mean first of all we know that California is much communist about straws right yeah yeah because they're killing all the turtles Right Turtles are really dying yeah every single one every turtle is going to heaven because of straws right okay well now McDonald's is testing new strawless Lids in an effort to reduce the use of small plastic it's like the Starbucks ones or the little opening oh yeah the little openings that's not how you do soda but sure I'll conform that's gonna ████ McDonald's soda so bad because you know their sodas they have their own recipe number one their own syrup don't syrup number two their straw is the perfect like diameter and it's a custom diameter and it tastes so ████ good and that's why I go there an opposite of Carl's Jr for a soda they
0:50 have a custom Diane yes it's way different than any other straw I did not know how fast food connoisseur I ████ know this ████ there's straws in Hawaii they don't have the yellow and red side thing anymore why because they have to use composer to boost straws oh so it's like a clear compost you have to use four straws drink one drink yeah they keep breaking everything Hawaii it makes more sense because they got more Turtles out there they actually have Turtles but you know what though that's what people are coming but you know what's crazy they don't even have their own processing plant so they have to ████ ship out the trash anyway oh they do they don't even know how to no it's a China regardless you can't even recycle don't you like throw it in the ocean what do you guys what do you guys think about storm drones what's your thick metal straws male straws I have them at home I'm pretty chill with them I'm trying to be environmentally friendly while still preserving The
1:40 Taste I don't believe you but I but I I do like that you're using milk you don't believe actually talking about Metal straws I'm Gonna Be A Nerd and say I hated them until I found the ones that have an extra little like ribbed lip at the top because when they're just metal they slip out and it tastes like metal and then it's just like well while you're sucking just and just ████ all over your face is there anything like me where I kind of chew on it a little bit because I'm kind of weird yeah but then with the metal straw I'm like oh ████ okay you can't do it I can't do it hurt your teeth we use bamboo bamboo straws are pretty cool those are pretty gangster that's what you have about help oh Jimmy has all bamboo shoes but then you're ████ up all this bamboo aren't you isn't Jimmy Waikiki ████ up all his bamboo for it okay guys hot take the only bad thing about bamboo is it's not strong so then
2:30 like when you block Chinese straws compared to yeah compared to plastic bamboos like like when you have the Jagged Edge you try to pop it through it gets bent and ████ oh you end up wasting more doing it okay this might be a hot take but I think plastic is the best substance for everything dude I hear it's like it's like yeah you're trying to make athletic clothes per kilogram it's ████ like a hundred times stronger than steel dude come on what is plastic made out of uh they use it from like uh fossil fuel ████ like you know probably for the marlaween yeah oil should be more fossil synthetic oil right synthetic ████ how do we get more fossil fuels oh yeah dude we could solve this plastic issue if we just had more fossil fuels so we can get more Plastics yeah that'd be sick because then you got
3:21 way way more Plastics yeah then we just use it for everything and it's and knowing I like that it's lightweight we're seeing the turtle with the straw in his mouth just one video dude I think it's the nose that's the issue or in the nose all it takes nose like into sticking out like the whole life of seeing Turtles and oceans I've never seen a turtle with the straw I'll never forget because they died the way that it the propaganda ████ works on me I remember seeing a ████ bird with like the rings around its neck from like the plastic yeah yeah oh yeah the six-pack six pack yeah that's more like probable and that ████ worked on me so well that to this day I will not throw away those rings and you know those Rings there's the small Rings within the big rings I even do that I know me too see that actually happened to me I swam in Santa Monica I came out and that thing was on my foot so I'm like this is uncut I was uncut it was on my foot on my distance
4:11 he almost drowned possible person like this right never had a straw between my toe like you look right now yeah none of that ████ ████ straws really changed the way things taste I I think we should bring that back and then whatever species that can't survive ████ it dude but whatever but I don't understand is like you have a whole plastic ass cup and then the straw is paper and it's like how what the ████ find the way to do everything yeah no don't do it just leave me alone this isn't about the auction is it the auction what auction they found a unopened McDonald's Straw from like 1970 something and it's it's I think the current bid's like almost two grand people have too much money people have too much money how profound why would you want that a person who hates the
5:02 ████ out of turtles and loves the ████ you know it's crazier than straws now is during the ████ mask days everyone just throw their masks in the ocean yeah and you're all there's always a floating mask at the ocean well as long as you cut the ████ ear holes this ████ Mass oh ████ beach sand all over the place van you go to Venice Santa Monica's all over the place it's because during covet people were ████ wearing masks at the beach and ████ they're swimming and it's gonna fall out it was falling and they just made way too many and they just they just had a study about masks and how they said did ████ all congrats did ████ all for you no don't say that good job little boy you did you did good a pack of 50 masks of CVS is 35 what kind of mask you get yeah bro that's the KN 95 not the n95 the regular fabric ones that's how much they were selling them oh at that time that's
5:53 like the Bros a couple weeks ago oh hell no you still buy masks no I just once I saw it Oh my God don't don't get at me like that bro are you secretly say Supreme on it you secretly getting in the car and getting alone and wearing a mask I know he misses it dude this is the ████ lockdown feeling mentally you feel better I had to go to the hospital yesterday oh they make you wear it over there and they make you wear a ████ mat and I'm like and I'm sitting in the waiting room wearing a ████ mask and it's not it's like an orthopedic surgeon spot it's not even like a ████ medical it's like a separate building and then the ████ um the doctors walk in no masks and they're looking at us and they're like oh ████ I gotta move that's a Power Trip right there it's so stupid when you go to the doctor lunch rooms none of them are wearing masks nobody's wearing shoes even when uh when we had to go to the drive through test because like when whenever smack gets a acting thing she has to go get it done then we go to the
6:44 drive-through one like we roll up not wearing masks and then they go oh before we roll the window down can you both put masks before I stick this in your mouth dude I bronchitis all over my car did you guys see the jackass covid test no no so they were I was watching this documentary where they show it how like they literally started shooting when the kovic shutdown was so they're like okay we have all these protocols we have a cover safety officer and all this stuff so all of them are like oh ████ I guess like we have to do like all these tests every single day before we shoot so they the covet safety officer got everyone together uh under like this big canopy and there's like this big table in the middle and everyone sat around and he was like give it his safety brief before he could even get a sentence through the whole thing explodes just like jackass style where they catch everyone off guard and everyone just ████ flies back so they need to give a ████ about the code 50 if you just wanted to use
7:34 that as a as a gimmick wow you should watch it favorite jackass ████ it's just like walking down the hallway and getting hit with a giant ████ high five that is just so ████ fun flower everywhere funniest one oh that's my favorite one which one which movie is that in I think the first one oh I think the third one oh oh which one is it look it up right you guys still water uh masks on planes no well you gotta yell at me man because you work for the airlines don't you some Airlines still make you do it which ones there's so much data though now where it's like okay covet tests are 40 faulty so why even take those I mean I know I understand you have to there's ████ Mass don't do anything I'm like there's all this data I'm like why don't we even pretending it's a strange thing about it
8:26 like nobody apologizes for treating you like ████ when now the new day is out there oh yeah you got a vaccine you're now a super spreader it's like only all the data gets ignored man but I feel like when it's like an Asian Airline like they wear masks for different reasons that's what I mean I respect that so like if I'm around them I'll wear a mask but like it's not around Americans I'm not gonna it's like walking through Shibuya it's like they're freaking they're like hey we've been doing this ████ like 1970. yeah I just love looking at grown-ass men in the grocery store and I give them the ████ stink either if you're American bro if you're American and you're wearing a mask I'll look at you like people I still see people if I know they're like not from here I'm like that's you you do your Asian American but American yeah Asian American from America okay
9:16 that's okay but what about a mask with a Confederate flag on it have you seen that like there's places now that have signs outside that say no masks allowed because of robberies and ████ interesting that was happening all covered long yeah they're like saying you will not be allowed inside wearing a mask due to increase in robbery what like Walmart not Walmart but like I think certain Banks that's when ████ goes so far around the Sun that it comes back and you're like what this is just Bizarro world now probably a lot of like dispensaries have too many robberies kind of like how this article went from straws to here covered robbery foreign
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