0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of care for boys where we're going to ask Joe what he's so happy about right now so I did a donut attack and um they took a picture of it dropped off to our back door all that stuff and I was like that's so cool I opened the door it's not even out there so I was like what the and then I further investigated the photo and I was like wait a minute we got hella like leaves and like debris next to our door this one has nothing but you can't see the number of the door so it's gone so he just put it he left it any random door yeah but on my I said leave it by the door and then I left it in the instructions right but he wrong he left it on the wrong door so when we
0:51 went out and looked all over the place it's not it's nowhere to be found can you report like missing items or whatever I'm doing that now he's doing that now every time you guys have ordered something like this for delivery you've never had an issue bro bro the amount of beef I have with Uber Eats bro they've taken so much of my money and I have not eaten bro yeah and they like will not refund you I've had so many yeah I've had a few you can't get your money back for anything bro no they have at least like I think at least least $130 worth of food that like they're like oh we can't I think the worst part is when uh you order something right cuz you're timing your hunger you're like okay I'm hungry now this cool it's going to come in 30 minutes yeah and then so you're
1:42 waiting and you're like okay cool 10 minutes away 5 minutes away your order may already have been delivered right so they send me this as proof and it's like yeah ████ but guess what I don't want to I want to I want to talk to somebody because you mother didn't do it right so I have to deal with the robot right now look at this ████ here's your ████ here's your ████ order it's been delivered here's proof and it's like no ████ with a robot wow look Che ████ robot ████ unit bro believe you we should look at that we should look at that and investigate which oh should I do that right now yeah yeah I'm going go outside right now later dude we'll keep going if he comes back with donut he going to be the happiest guy ever though yeah detail on the floor there's
2:32 something on the street that like looks unique to yeah but this just the point you don't need to turn into a ████ investigator for your Donuts yeah but at the same time sending Joe out is kind of funny hey lock the lock the door lock the door no just kidding uh bolt it down hey we should set a trap though what what I do it's like a net is um you ever get on the phone with someone uhhuh and then they make it seem like it's your fault where you live yeah always like what what over here and then I'm like ████ in my brain you're just incompetent cuz the last person I ordered from delivered it perfectly yeah don't blame it on my address cuz your ass is dumb yeah that's very true yeah cuz you do have to spell it out for certain people like on for my place I have to tell them I'm behind a wooden gate on the first street I'm the first house on the street cuz people will
3:24 still ████ it up and some I've had people where they try to find my house and they just don't deliver it and like I couldn't find yeah and then you're hungry stay TI you're like all right then yeah then what do you do you're like ████ I was waiting this whole hour cuz I was hungry and now what do you do get refund you have to go order again hour I've had I've had times where I ordered like sandwiches or some ████ and the guy brings me tacos and I'm like oh yeah I didn't order this my man like I actually got sandwich and you pre-tip these guys yeah oh yeah as a sign of Goodwill yeah good good Fai sucks that you can yeah yeah I I don't like that feature because I don't know if you're going to do a good job yeah I don't like that either I how I get you bro I how I get your ass remember back when there was like multiple Services before things like got when it was like door Dash GrubHub Uber e there's a bunch still Chinese one what's the Chinese
4:15 one Chow now Chow Hong Sho dude I think GrubHub at that time was like the worst really yeah grub would just like suck all the time and then I was always like oh dude postm is the one it's it's a little bit pricier sometimes but it's the one right and then back then you can get like gold ████ membership or some ████ like that and then you don't pay any fees or whatever then they merge with Uber Eats and then it's like you think that you're getting no fees but then there's fees outside of the fees that you get comped off yeah and the next thing you know it's just all the same piece of ████ they just gas light you the whole time D there was a uh there was a time I told these guys I ordered uh Papa John's Pizza at like 1:30 a.m. the delivery guy replaced the pizza with with a 7-Eleven pizza and gave it to me like that what that's wild is it that's
5:07 ████ crazy and I did and I pre- tipped I went I got the pizza went inside clicked all the stuff like yeah cool everything was fine and then I opened it up and it was a 7-Eleven pizza that's n it was supposed to be a Papa John's Well Done Philly steak cheese double cheese pizza got it was a pepperoni Papa John's instant pizza or is it it was a 7 pepperoni thing from the freaking wow well it's better than or something yeah got takito like what like just four taquitos in the box that is so low banana I do like that seal tape they use now you know it's like tamper evidence or whatever like okay cool they're not ████ with my ████ I bet that dude that did that to you was like I'm a ████ genius this dude's not going to know what the ████ I did I wasn't too mad cuz I'm like that's pretty funny do you did you find the driver's
5:59 name that's grounds I didn't even I didn't even do anything I was like I ████ I just got got it's a classic got got like I should have looked oh yeah the classic 7-Eleven in the Box trick I should have I should have looked at it I should have opened it up in front of him or something like I'm just he probably looked at the receipt and was like Philly like I put it down I finished what I was doing I went back and then I looked at I'm like why did I a man I did everything wrong you have to play your half of the game too if I don't get it at my doorstep I will report it missing yeah so the times where they put out my neighbors so I got the pizza but I'm like it wasn't here missing wrong address whole order all missing wrong address yeah sozz I'm like that's ████ up that they didn't even confirm they just saw oh it's one of these two houses they just thr and especially like where you live you could clearly see the numbers yeah you're like oh that's the
6:49 number that's on my phone cool this is the house use my eyes and brain that's the confirmation right ever since then I always instead of just leaving at my door it doesn't matter I always say call the number and give the number to call because like I need to be on the phone it doesn't matter if it's interrupting something because like I'd rather be interrupted and a little bit like oh damn it versus like not have my food and be like I'm going to kill someone that's toally cuz you're yeah we're already hungry like I'm going to crash out Bro ████ Yeah I'm going to pass out if I don't get this food ████ man yeah that's bad like people will die like horrible deaths have you ever yeah I would have fought that dude with the ████ Pizza bro somebody's getting hands put on him yeah that's pretty mess just there's a scammer side of me that had to respect them respect the hustle yeah that's kind of more sick your karma you're like I saw this yeah I was like ah it's just so
7:40 good damn it that's that's more sick though than like cuz you still got a pizza technically yeah it was horrible though but that's like the wor that's even wor I couldn't even finish it I just took like a few bites I'm like this I wouldn't even buy this pizza hard of you probably wishes pepper ████ when you thought you were going to get Philly cheese thing Papa John's Well Done B deal that cost like and at 1:30 a.m. that that large an extra large Papa John's Well Done pizza with Philly te she says like 54 bucks holy ████ you could have got sugar fish BR that it's it's a high tab that's but that's also like the dude picking it up looking at and being like this is a pizza like I'm saying he came up up with your good ass taste buzz you he came up man he came up and you probably needed the double Philly whatever to power your next ████ music producing session probably
8:30 like ooh this is going to power me till 6: a.m. and he open you're like what the ████ now I'm uninspired it was for the utter hilarity of it I would be like really mad but I was like damn it's ridiculous damn cuz I ran with it like I was so excited how stupid I'm running and it was the last pizza they made all night they were going to make CU I could have known if I had opened the you know that had the bag with a seal but he sealed it himself wow so it had the actual Papa John's bag with the tape around it in the Papa John's bag was the 7-Eleven pizza box it's the Papa John's Bandit so it was that elaborate wait it was actually a 7eleven box it wasn't even the Papa John's Pizza green and white box with the orange yeah so he so what I'm thinking is he he actually picked up my order went to 7-Eleven switched the
9:22 pizzas and kept my good one that's sick yeah is it that good of a pizza the Philly cheese steak double cheese whatever John it's amazing but I think like it's just that's it's it's like a $40 difference what he did did he take the pepperi inside that I mean it's in the Box already so it's gone yeah oh damn ████ pepper he took the whole box the whole box Oh my he probably even took the napkins with a guy 7-Eleven box it's a pretty good it's a pretty good racket but what would you do if he like gave you the 7-Eleven pizza but also inside was like a couple of the 7-Eleven older donuts and then some Wings huh n dude n be scared to even touch those things I'm like dude this has been tampered with I can't touch that stuff God knows what this guy did to your pizza anyway one time we had this lady
10:13 maybe he dropped it one time we had this lady who uh delivered some boba drinks for us and they're in the plastic cups and she leaves it outside we go outside we pick it up as soon as we pick it up she had dropped it and when she had dropped it the the Bottom's cracked so I I lift it up and it just spills all oh my God and I was like I'm going to ████ kill this lady and if we look at the ████ uh ring camera and you see her like Drop it from like you know you set it down and she's like and she like it was just high enough where it just shattered and I was like and then when I picked it up it just all over us damn it was a good time so she unnecessarily like bombed it like that I got it onto my next stop she like
11:03 wipe out dropped it no those ring cameras are like invasive but low key have been really the best dude yeah I've been saving a lot of people's asses the best ████ I I love some of those those videos because like I I I always find that the idea that perplexes me is if you're in that line of work like that's your job to deliver like that's the product the food is the product like you need to do everything in your power to make sure it's delivered decent yeah it does perfect I'm not going to ask for that I'm just saying decent it's like a FedEx boox worker deliver who's just chucking the ████ mail and stuff it's like like dude that's literally your job just only job there's nothing else just get it to the door like that's the the job it's crazy cuz some people do care like
11:54 like I have a my doorbell camera and then uh like let's say I'm gone for the week weekend and there's a packages lined up I'll see the FedEx guy come and he'll like move the other Amazon packages whatever he puts it all nice like packages that have been there before he got there and he'll like oh shoot it's starting to like pour over here let's move everything over here I'm like this guy went above and beyond I wish I could tip that ████ but I can't and you watch that video in a small tiar and there's other dudes that are just like just throw the package and I'm like what the ████ yeah like that's crazy just throw in a package yeah is wild that's literally like that same guy should go to a restaurant and like order some Ramen that night and then the guy takes the bolt and just Chucks it in front of him here you go sliding across the table now you're drinking noodles out of a bag oh you got
12:44 it where'd you find it at it was under a car somewhere did it work all right so did did that did that ████ detail work I had to look at every single one shut up you were gone for we did already too we were out we were out there this a different episode or it's the same one all right I went to every what year is it look at time traveler I was looking didn't even close the door fell and didn't even close the door that ████ K that ████ almost killed me and then this guy maybe he ate some maybe he didn't there's a seal there's a seal it's broken there three seal so oh he actually didn't eat any he this guy he was like hey man you looking for your donuts oh and I was like yeah like I think they dropped it off to the wrong
13:35 door and he goes oh I got him inside and dude look at this ████ wow which one's filled with ████ now yeah I know right I don't know it was taped it was taped but he told me that some there's like a glitch with Uber Eats and then they they always leave it at this one unit on the back over there everybody's goes over there did you ask if got my Alo Fresco from earlier imagine he's all sipping on it and he goes like yeah like people leave their food there no one grabs it and it gets covered in ANS so he goes I just I just grabbed it because it was out like this it wasn't like bagged or anything so he saved us oh and I didn't bother to while you cough over guys dig in it's a celebration
14:30 hey bark on it he said when Joe finds the donuts he's be the happiest man yeah he's going to be so happy c donut Joe eat a donut everyone wants to see eat a donut right now eat ashes in our lungs I don't know what this is but it's a heart and I'm happy with a custard in it that's the one that probably has the C in it I know he took freaking donut wow I feel really happy for you honestly it's good ending good donut I want the powdered one guys that was a mission which one did Joe not cough on that was a ████ mission I think he hit the whole dozen far right Mission dude and what's in that bag is that bag of is that bag coffee n oh it is I got a cinnamon roll
15:21 oh ████ wow damn and there's blueberry cake lowkey I might have to get the is that the blueberry cake do whatever you like wait is that wait okay it's your it's your day it's your day it's so slippery I can't it's all the come no good must be all the come he rescued me is that cool cuz I was just trying to surprise them but I ended up with a surprise this I was I thought I was going to have to order another one n look at that he was looking out good dude I had the postp uh open to order cuz I didn't want you to be sad the rest of the day especially if I got to sit next to you it's tough being sad next to me so I when I first moved out here to La I I did um instacart and I took my
16:12 job so ████ serious oh you worked instaart yeah yeah I just didn't I didn't do that many trips but uh because I got exhausted of driving but I took the shopping part so ████ seriously like but like white people in La want random ████ like chickpea flow tortillas I'm like where you find this Stu feels weird to like random stuff but like I found it I found it I made sure I made sure that ████ yeah like you going to get everything on here so when they when they ask for chickpea whatever it has to be it has to be a specific brand yeah it shows you the picture of what it is oh and they won't accept like a a one that's like a similar one but different brand the the the app will give you alternates if if it doesn't have it yeah yeah um you know but like I was I was always determined I find it you I don't know if yall remember those like little video games that or like computer games
17:03 that like you would like go shop around and stuff I just like treated it like that it's like oh cool oh nice that's a good idea we should do that we could we could share it better that way and do you not really have to do it to that level what to Perfection yeah yeah yeah that's double chocolate I mean you could I think they'll like just cancel if you don't have like a majority of the stuff on there yeah oh D I never used it you got to you got to you got to use it like a saw but you can tell who's trying though cuz sometimes we'll order like specific things like oh we want like a kimchi and a whatever and a whatever MH and then when you start having the person on the other side just start rapid firing they can't find anything and yet everything is alternate you're like man this F ain't even looking they're just trying to go up and down the aisle you know just getting the
17:54 first thing yeah U but then when people are like sometimes you have like very speci specific things like oh I like this chocolate bar with the hazelnuts inside then I also want this kimchi I want the fair life that is fat free you know it's like the and they get all of them it almost feels like you win the lotto like when the when the groceries yeah they got all of it and when they're when you're shopping on the menu for insta car are you shopping from a specific store that they're going to get from that exact store okay so they're not just like going all over the place ours is usually Costco we instacart from cuz we don't want to go through like some you know Costco's like busy all the time yeah so sometimes I just be like let's just instacart it so you could just instacart from Costco not order canell a lot really yeah cuz I order like 15 Milk and then like yeah that's right sugar things and then they don't
18:44 want to carry that is tough for one person he got to get 15 Milk Milk 15 Milk pleas I got s 15 Milk 70 milk 70 yeah that big trag show you guys you go with someone to get 70 wait how how long does the 70 milk last wait yeah what are you doing with it uh for my Buble shop oh my God I was like y'all just drink that much milk is crazy but it'll last bath it's a Japanese thing you don't yeah you don't soak in milk you got to do whole milk though like 4 days four days days four days depending on how busy it is if it's not busy I got to I I could probably do it like a week so every week you buy 70 gallons of milk at least depending on how busy it is why buy just keep it on tap so then if you're one boba shop buying 70 gallons of milk
19:35 how much gallons of milk do you think one Costco is moving per day oh oh yeah dude I don't know cuz I found out that the Costco the Costco not all milk Costco next to my house is like they make 300 mil a year fck that's almost a million a day milk crazy to think milk if you just do that math like godamn dude oh yeah I remember when I was working I I worked as a barista I had so many lives I worked as a barista lives I've lived so many and the amount of milk that a cafe goes through is insane it's crazy that's just the that's just the cow cow milk like oat milk no wonder that they would charge extra for like all these options of different milk well you should see how
20:25 many like bags of sugar we go through so each bag is 50 lb and they like they're like a ████ rice bag it's like this big M oh yeah cuz you need to make it for the Boba then there also syrups I don't know what your whole thing is yeah I don't know guing though you sound confident yeah P that's all I got I didn't know that that was every week that you were doing that yeah that was that's that's a lot of M well that was a busy week that was a busy week and I didn't want to shop that much yeah but I typic yeah if I want to save but the the difference is crazy cuz the volume is like I could save 400 to 600 bucks every time a month if I do that because instacart and all that like if I keep doing instacart and I get delivery it's like convenient but dude what's everybody else in the plaza doing like same thing they're all just going oh we
21:15 have different they have different vendors yeah but a lot of people still go to Costco and stuff yeah that is a trip man but Costco also has like a business one too so if you buy over like a grand worth of product uhhuh they um yeah they'll they'll bring it oh they bring it to you straight up mhm yeah wow also Costco business yeah that's the one Costco business don't they come in a big truck and then they'll just oh kind okay kind of like Van's used to do but it's hard like if it's hard to manage inventory cuz it's like you just never know where you have a big rush over a weekend or whatever and then you're like I have zero milk and I thought it was going to last me like 5 days so you just have to do like an emergency run yeah and then I don't have a big space so I have small fridge space yeah so where's all that milk going it look like that sh's barely fitting in the truck baby
22:06 I'm drinking it that's all in the fridge all those I could fit about no I could you know these fridges the commercial fridges they fit a lot like I could probably do like 40 to a row wow so I could still 40 to a row that's gangster yeah that sounds right dude there's so much cool information about your your whole like operation I'm surprised you don't just make a vlog every day about this ████ 70 milk don't you got a guy that to marketing y'all got herbal jelly nope grass jelly I love grass jelly I love Yeah that's what grass I love grass jelly how come no one filming it so interesting grass jelly is definitely better than Bobo
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