0:00 thank you [Music] welcome to a very strange episode of careful boys where um we happen to be short on the number of people so instead of just having a giant blank seat we decided to just pull everything together and just get slightly closer and have a little bit of fun with the format so cat doesn't like it he said the minutes before recording he said he hated it I don't like this I didn't say that this is different what's your top five reasons why you don't like this oh I'm glad you asked me because I have a list prepared um no well Walter keeps saying we're gonna win five minutes before I think he's talking about Super Bowl were you talking about the Super Bowl he always was talking about Super Bowl you know like the general consensus is probably Super Bowl
0:50 however being as like how today is like this and we're on one side and you're on the other side and we have a moderator yeah I can't help but think that we're gonna win all right so that's a good idea why don't we do this um just start the base since Bart and Joe are both not here yeah our fearless leaders let's talk about Barton Joe okay you guys are team Bart you guys are team Joe okay let's discuss the pros and cons of each I don't want to do that the reason why I don't want to do it and we can still do it okay but as soon as you say as soon as you say I'm team Bart I immediately want to root for team Joe okay I immediately have negative things to say about bart and I have positive things to say about Joe I'm Bart what would you say yeah you lost weight it's
1:40 like hey I'm touching Nick all the time okay what do you really think of Bart um I actually really like Bart a lot I really like Bart uh recently there was a video of him touching my penis on uh on camera really yeah yeah are you admitting when you guys are like play fighting are you accusing him yeah I think I think the bit was or was it like at Lionheart like a different no no it was a bit was he was a Korean uncle right oh yeah I think Jesus was here and you actually you and Jesus kind of jumped me also that was that was like a video clip but he's like pointing at my my wiener and yeah he grabs it and I was like yeah yeah and I felt like he was my Korean Uncle okay so I'm hearing a lot of Pros yeah I need to need to get a
2:32 condoms it was too short that was the con I have a question we have a question why does it have to be Korean uncle oh ████ sorry we need to provide context I guess like I guess I'm losing Bart was saying that that in Korean culture they have a different level of homosexual humor well you know you just look at me in Korea like okay so here's it's a lot more open I don't know if you guys ever been to a Korean club like back in the Heyday like in the early odds like in K-Town yeah Colleen goes there a lot that's it was the only Club where uh you can see two guys dancing with each other they're dancing with each other but they're actually out there they need a reason to go out there to like look for girls they'd rather go by themselves they're just plotting you go together and then guys would dance in a circle together or like two of three or
3:22 whatever that's the only Club you could do that where no one's like oh because you know back then in the early odds like like are they gay like you could say stuff like that you can't really say that now they do inside I hear it said about me all the time but yeah it's a favorite game but in Korea it's not like you can see guys like they'll say like well they're Femme they might be gay but they're just friendly it's not a it's not a thing for them like where it's like oh they're active they're acting you know homosexual or they might be gay they're strategizing there's way more openly yeah about it yeah it's not a big deal oh what is it called homoeroticism yeah that's not what that so that's a little bit different huh do you feel better about it no no it didn't bother me I'm sorry if I didn't seemed like it was bothering me I was gonna ask if like the lights were on or off if that makes a big difference when
4:12 you got touched cameras are on as well too it just caught me off guard that's what it was so I guess it's not really a pro it's not really a con either it's more of a surprise of anything like it just caught me off guard but is it most like exciting eroticism like being caught off guard like that feeling yeah man to man at least right yeah more fun it's like you're like you're shocked at the same time you're like huh that's how it was in the clip if you watch that's how he was The O Part I didn't really get to express out loud because it's more silent and it's more for myself you want to know you want to know how you know Nick was okay with it he's he's trained to reflex in like a hundred different ways of counter measures and he used none of them this guy has a million techniques on how to deter an opponent and he went hey
5:02 come on hey whoa that's a big idea I made a big deal what's your top three uh Joe moments Joe moments uh let me think about Joe it's usually him ah I don't know man because he's so Random all the time dude my favorite and this is like my by far my favorite thing because I have to watch everything when I'm editing and uh on on my side like when I'm sitting next to him the amount of minutes where he's just going like this [Laughter] because I always have to cut away from like the shorts and like move the thing he's just going but I'll say the flip side because I sit where Colleen is with him sometimes he's like he's either doing that or he's like looking away but then also sometimes
5:54 he's looking right at me and he's and he's going like this it's a joke or something like that and he's waiting for me to catch eyes or something he makes eye contact before he you know that's about to say something funny yeah it's funny because if like if for everyone watching like when you observe Joe he's either like that or he's like super tart yeah or the thing the only thing in between is when he's like checking to make sure the camera is recording yeah he's like just go if we had all three cameras on it at the same time so just so you could see what Joe's doing well yeah everything else you know what though that is a thing because I think people don't really know what how much else is going on sometimes when we're ████ talking yeah because the camera's on two of one table right right
6:45 but there can be stuff going on not to the outside yeah exactly yeah right so I bet for you what kind of what kind of ████ is super annoying for you to edit nothing it's funny when Nick and I are talking yeah almost like sometimes I want to show the other things even though they're not even talking it's because of the reactions like the stuff you guys do on the side while like Ryan's talking or somebody's talking I'm like dude I'm just gonna show that because it's funny dude me and Joe absolutely ruined the whole video because um ████ Steve Green made a joke about Anthony's uh kinjabang noodles and he called it the first straight to garbage Noodle and a mean joke the whole video couldn't stop laughing we ruined the rest of the video because we weren't here we couldn't contribute anything else other than laughing that is contributing though that's that makes it really funny but it got to the point where Bart had
7:36 to cut it just go I almost wait for you guys to finish they're the ones that are kind of the instigators of the silly goose time right so as soon as they have to stop one of them has to say something you're like all right I guess I took it too far and it's also the fact that Steve called it the like first straight to garbage Noodle and then Anthony's face is just like oh that's so funny like Anthony if he didn't react that way it's not as funny right yeah yeah and Anthony's reaction is like his soul is it true then
8:26 yeah it's not marketed it's not really it's not part of the marketing the street team wouldn't say that so you guys have tried then he's good we wouldn't make fun of it if it wasn't like as good as it is because it's actually good if it was bad boxes man if it was bad we'd be trying to cheer him up that it's good yeah but because it's so good you have to say that or he'd like offer it to us and be like oh yeah thanks yeah no I already ate oh no it's okay I have sons at home we actually sold we got three boxes I bought three boxes because there's a deal like a cyber monday deal or something like that and I do buy full price do you still have three boxes I wish there were more flavors but now they're they're flavors so I haven't tried the new flavors have you guys so tell them the new flavors I don't know
9:17 look at the camera ████ tunnel do you flavor the new flavors are uh they have a spicy one Ken jam and it uh makes you want to dance when you eat it it's that part that's not the tagline they're not trying to go bankrupt if you want to dance no that like but that'd be like funny though like you're watching like an ad and it's like a Ramen ad it's like all cooled and then at the very end it makes you want to dance you're like wait what did I because you're not paying attention to ads yeah and then all of a sudden it makes you want to dance you're like what and then you're like no way and then he starts doing it but you would actually if you saw that as a marketing campaign you'd say I'm never buying these ████ noodles dude no you don't be cool though everyone you know how scary typically like black people dance better than everyone in the world
10:08 yeah no that's a that's an objective you know those racist commercials that China and Italy did were like uh the guy the black guy they put him in like the the washing machine you've never seen these commercials Italy had one first and then China had one and then when uh they're like oh China's racist they brought up the Italy one again they're like oh it's like it's not just us it's the whole world what would be crazy is the opposite is like if I'm eating the ramen oh it makes me dance and then I turn black yeah no that's two races no that would be like I'm not sure like is it racist and against who or Koreans but then it would just be against me yeah because Korea because aren't there some Koreans on the the um the Jabberwockies or is it yes yes dude like song dude oh yeah Ben Ben's
10:58 Korean um solid gold in junior high but I know it is solid gold was like so like another American Bandstand solid gold was kind of like the the lower rent Black Version if I may okay how long were you on the show for I wasn't on the show that way I was at videopolis back then amusement park she just had dance clubs so Disneyland had videos oh dude it was awesome so they would play music videos and then you know like
11:49 Junior High kids and high school kids would dance well solid gold was there just filming people oh and then I happened to be one of the guys what did you do I was doing footwork oh and then um I forgot what we call like we call it suicides back then when you dropped back you know like you you dropped back and then you land on your hand and then you kick your legs up um and then I was doing this one thing where you fold you fold your legs you go down and then you jump up and you do it just drop in a half split you pull yourself up like that that was later I was like honestly that's just like a year later I think you drop yourself down yeah pull yourself up that was like another guy yeah what do they call that like the dude in the what is it called the bed the bad video with the skates and he does it yeah hey wait and his arms are like this
12:43 imagine you have a third arm that's your choice to use it yeah yeah dance moves that's pretty tight why not yeah there's those guys that break dance and you know that are double jointed and they make a dance there's a whole crew and they're called ill abilities and they're all disabled in different ways oh but because of that they use their disabilities to they're basically super humans now that's pretty like like a like some of them have like undeveloped legs where their like legs are really small and they just don't laugh don't make me laugh by you laughing I know I was and I want to be honest were you thinking your head like is there a jiu jitsu team like that no no no okay oh ████ oh ████ oh ████ dick okay
13:33 and it's not because of the uh like uh the name is the name is cool you did this with your hands like they have small legs and I was like you don't have to do that with your hand dude you didn't have to do that you mean wait no I have a question you did this and I was like wait I have a question though what would long legs oh yeah dude it just caught me off guard and then I I tried to not I shouldn't have looked at you when I explained it yeah and you know why because we're way closer than we normally go that your eyes are like we're almost yeah we're too close yeah
14:29 they're so good Nick I believe they're ████ good man they're really good hey Nick I take it back y'all waiting right now yeah I have a question what are we playing for what if you were when you were at solid gold in like at dance clubs and stuff back in the day did black dudes have a nickname for you no you okay so we were very ethnocentric like in like junior high school so like we only hung out with like Koreans like in other Asians okay and then plus the schools I went to didn't have a lot of black people so you're self-segregated pretty much but then like when we go to like those dance clubs like Studio K or like videos and stuff no you know there wasn't like um it wasn't like everyone people were just dancing no one was really like oh hey black people are over there Asians it wasn't like that everyone was there was an emcee to designate
15:19 there was no Usher like oh Korean you're over here I don't think DJs like that anymore and back then knots and uh Disneyland were cheap to go to oh yeah yeah knots was crazy if you go at one o'clock it was like nine dollars it was half up and then Disneyland was like 20 25 at like uh like so there's the half day at Disneyland wow so when do you think [Laughter] you know now they don't have happy I think knots might have half day but they don't have clubs because there's people you know we can't have nice things in America yeah because people screw it up there were stabbings people would fight people get stabbed sometimes yeah people getting stabbed a Toontown there's not even death you see there was a video uh recently uh of a family at Disneyland
16:09 and they started getting a face at the picture right by the tickets yeah like okay let's just say um we're taking a photo and they're like Ryan's in the way and then we're like excuse me hey we're gonna take a photo real quick and then they he moves but then his family wants to take a photo and then we're not moving oh and then so people got upset yeah and they got physical you should fight it yeah and then like and then you see you know people are shooting the the fight you see people come out of like like off screen off camera just coming in yeah they want to join in on the fun right yeah I think so like but you know like I think it's like oh my family's getting like they're fighting oh I mean it's the happiest place in the world totally they're having a lot of fun but people do ████ at Disneyland that deserve them to get beat up I think yeah but this is why though like they have ushers at Disneyland for photo ops
17:00 because in the beginning when I first saw it I was like why why and then you realize it makes sense keep a line and they're good about it because you know people try to cut like I won't say which race they are but like even Chinese people try to cut yeah and then they'll be like excuse me hey it's very true you've got it you gotta wait and then then I try to cut and then but I have to say though Chinese people are the best at the surprise like I didn't know yeah they're like oh there's a lot I didn't know and then they'll go to the back you know you know where they also do that too that's the end outline bro Chinese people yeah [Laughter] depending on what they have dangling from the rear view uh oh they they cut the drive-through line you guys bro yeah they cut the drive through oh it's like those red do they have the cat yeah bro
17:51 you know the uh accessories where they're like that's a Chinese guy or a woman and then they go to the front and then and it's so funny because somebody's like they start honking and they'll talk to the in and out person like that person that person cut they cut right there and they're like thank you for telling me and then the guy has to run up oh well that's cool that they actually try to alleviate it yeah because over in the Hollywood in and out it's notorious for having um the line to get in the drive-throughs on the road right and then someone always comes from the other side and they cut and thinks that they can just get in there and then it just everyone loses their ████ yeah oh yeah no like in OC where it's beautiful and all the cool crew people live they actually designed it in and out they pre-design it so they plan out where the cars are gonna the Chinese line is yeah I like a lie to you there was one time
18:43 they had closed because they all have they'll have two lines that merge into one yeah and so they take their orders and they do all that but this the second line was closed but I saw off um I I can't say they were Chinese but they were Asian yeah and they were trying to go into that one I think in your hearts in my heart and my toes based on the content of their character yeah based on the kind of car they have yeah and the cat hanging out the back um I think we got beef now Walter routine we got beef dude well we're we're already adversaries that's the way this is situated sorry I interrupted you it's all polite but I'm gonna ████ destroy you but like the workers were good about like hey no no this is closed you guys got to go to the the back of this lawn yeah yeah and oh see they they actually closed and in and out to redesign the Magnolia one no there's what it's one in
19:34 a Fullerton because they were the cars waiting on the road so they're like oh she's like we can't have any of this yeah so they redesigned it so where they're waiting on on the property yeah it's it's tough man it's in and out's fault for being too good yeah same thing that's happening in Chick-fil-A yeah they got a redesign would you say you wouldn't even say as the kids would say nowadays they go in and out as mid you wouldn't say it's mid uh I would say straight to trash the garbage straight to uh not my choice the idea like something just
20:51 [Laughter] so you got the whitest Skin Man on this side yeah [Music] foreign
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