0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys okay we are extremely careful and we have in the seat today mr ryan got leverage the most careful too this guy a very careful boy for sure very careful i'm pretty careful titties and guns on his shirt jesus now we uh you know heard through the grapevine something about a mugging yeah well almost not quite yeah almost yeah so i was out walking like a week ago like just to my neighborhood at night uh and then like as i was walking i was it was late at night too don't go out walking name the city name the city monterey park name the mayor i don't know the mayor right now not mitchell anymore yeah i know what time was that we need the details of it it was like it was like 12 30. 12 30 12 30 yeah it was like it was like late but i
0:51 what were you wearing [Music] how short was your skirt yeah jesus christ uh no i was just like wearing it i was just wearing a hoodie and i had like my headphones on that's your problem you were asking for it buddy i usually go out walking like around like the park and police station and stuff just because it's like close by but i was like you usually just walk around the police station at midnight because it's also attached to a park so that's where you'd also go walk around you usually go like kind of late to go for a walk yeah because it's like not it's like sunny out it's not like that's a safe area because you know what park you're talking about yeah yeah exactly all right ryan's mug people over there you don't know if you know monterey park you know where this is but i don't know what it is the monterey park yeah the monterey park of the park um but this time this time this time i decided to like go walking just throughout the neighborhoods or whatever because i was like oh it's like whatever like i'll just go do this i'll change up the my routine for the day never do that shock your muscles that's
1:41 what spells muscle confusion the muscle confusion isn't walking so i was like walking and then i hear this like um like loud exhaust and i was like oh cause it's like really late at night so now a cat is chasing me so then as i was walking this like mercedes with the loud exhaust like pulls up like kind of beside me and i was like not very inconspicuous as a criminal exactly so i was like that's kind of weird but it's also like the 66 so a lot of people have modified cars i used to have like a modified car something whatever this is 636 don't do modified mercedes no they do it's rice rockets well actually new new six is just with the rich chinese people that got like all the lambos and stuff under the ████ t-spots anyways yeah anyway so then this this mercedes like pulls up
2:33 in the direction that i'm going like in front of me and it parks and i'm like that's kind of weird because there's like nobody on the street at night like it's like one of the sides like residential streets and i'm like that's weird and then also in the ████ like passenger like the back passenger door like opens up like really quickly and this like skinny dude like basketball shorts like jumps out and then you know when someone gets ready to kind of do that like to sprint at somebody they kind of do like a little juke like getting ready to like run so that he did that at me i was like ████ that i like turned around and like sprinted like i sprinted like ████ fast down one of the side streets towards the main street where there's more lights on it's really rude by the way that's very rude just running away from somebody because what if what if this guy just wanted to run home to go pee what if he's like you dropped your wallet yeah he wasn't doing that he wasn't and he wasn't running towards the house he was running like towards my direction so i was like oh ████ regardless regardless of whether or
3:23 not he was actually trying to do something or not i wasn't going to stick around to find out like what that was so i was like ████ that so he said i have a million dollars to give you he's like let me tell you about your stock portfolio options why they don't make horror movies about ryan has to go because he's ████ already running and that's why they never give him japanese people in a horror movie yeah except for the ones in japan oh that's true but their ghosts are a little weirder they live in your house yeah you can't outrun them yeah yeah so i ran to the to the main street called the police and they like took down our report and stuff but there's like nothing that they could really do because it was like there's no because you're asian do you know that he was running after you um i ran pretty quickly and i ran in the opposite direction that the car was facing on purpose so that way like if they were trying to chase me like they wouldn't try and wait so the car was this way you're going this way were you walking this way and the car was coming up to you and then you went this way i went the opposite direction and back towards the main street yeah cause i was
4:14 like i'm not i'm gonna make it a big enough pain in the ass for you to chase me that if you didn't ████ run and then get some distance and go no first of all i don't have a gun first of all what i first of all what i can't wait for is one of those self-defense channels to pick up this video and be like actually we're wanting to talk about that is actually wrong active self protection asp baby listen you're trying to square yourself up with your attacker you're trying to create a defensible position so that you you have the advantage it's very it's very accurate because you're you're talking like you got chew right now right those guys always have ████ tobacco in their shoes always got a bunch but if they did review your video they would say he did the right thing he got the ████ out of there i don't think no i don't think so you guys always have some gripe they'll they'll never completely give you the green light ever there's always some
5:05 slight they got for you i don't care unless you pull out your gun and actually shoot the guy first then it's like when they rate it it's 10 out of 10. out of every example you should do this right now this is how you do it and also i have a ████ heart on right now i'm going to take care of that real quick so hey jim hey jim we're going to cut here i'm going to take care of my heart on leave it in the video and leave it in we don't care here can you please just keep talking like that that's so funny i like this steve i'm telling you i'm telling you i watch these guys it's the ████ best they'll watch a chick almost get raped like here's where she ████ up okay dude okay he's like let me tell you something i need special forces okay you don't exactly get invited special forces you gotta work your ass off you don't get invited i love how when they don't know where the video is they go we're gonna look at the situation here it's probably brazil [Laughter]
5:56 yeah probably brazil they always say that and it's like the desert yeah santa it's brazil typical brazil it's a ████ it's a ████ guy in a camel with a gun probably sao paulo we don't know see so you know who are these guys what do i know orange palm springs whatever they have all these like uh critique videos of what happens when cctv picks up some breakdown robbery monday morning quarterback everything ever yes exactly but a lot of the times too it's like some really fat dude that doesn't even look like he could run and it's like guy looks like he eats meatball subs at breakfast lunch and dinner dude well if it's that guy john korea he was a pastor right no he is currently a pastor yeah i think his co-host is like an ex-cop or something like that i actually like his channel a lot because a lot of the times he's just like i don't know why they shot that guy like you had a million other options to
6:47 like get out of this situation and now you have rounds going into like the neighborhood and he's good at saying when it's now an unlawful shot he's like first shot was good second one you're going to jail cause like because you get one and if the guy's like struggling after you shot him and then you go up to his head and you just tap on okay like then you're going execution yeah but the first one's like self-defense once you stop whatever is happening once he stops moving if he like dropped his gun he's like okay you got me you got me yeah but that's only if it's on camera first of all your attacker has you at a significant disadvantage however secondly you your lips are freshly moist they are chapped you could offer the attacker a ████ about 50 about 55 seconds into the said ████ you shoot him in the ditch you apprehend you apprehend the attacker's weapon then you procure the weapon you have now cleared it
7:38 you are not putting your finger on the trigger that is poor trigger man while you're stuck in this dude's dick these guys are the ████ worst of the whole interview first you grab his penis and then you swap your hand with the other hand as you slowly grab your weapon and blast his balls off you've now judged balls from his body allowing yourself an opening for the attack you understand have you seen that video of the guy at the ufc fight and the guy behind him i was like grab his dick and twist it oh everybody yells at sports events good this is not a legal move you guys leave but not i've been doing it this whole time i almost did to that guy the well at least you can i wish you could
8:28 submit that video of you running i'm you running away just for them to say like i love it what we have here is the late model mercedes four-door it's clearly sao paulo tell by the japanese man running away there are a lot of japanese people in brazil first of all if you run like that in brazil guess what people are gonna chase you i love that like why do you always say it's brazil not gonna make america look bad yeah there's like a gas station an article and ████ god bless this country son you should just start your own channel where you just break down videos your own character with the character yeah you ████ america like manga hat goatee maga hat ravens just ain't just dunking all these yeah don't shed on me right here you need flannels you need like boatloads of flannels or those ████ stupid shirts to say stand next to me and you're my friend forever turn your back on me
9:19 you're an enemy for life what is that from the over the top where like it's like sylvester stallone and a black dude going like that they go like this no ████ predator [Laughter] i know dude those are the best shirts facebook shirts man those are the best dude i love the like parody shirts where it's just like it's like a picture of like that like the grim reaper or something like that it's like i just ████ my pants always a reaper an american flag guns an eagle a wolf
10:09 yeah an assault rifle ████ and it should just be i never saw combat i was in i never saw combat i was a food specialist line cook u.s army i know some food specialists and those guys are cool but they never claim to be more than they are super nice people have you guys ever been in an incident like that where you kind of thought you were almost gonna get robbed uh i had a guy pull a gun on me before oh cool like yeah but but it was weird because i was just i had just done a play i was in high school you've done a play i've just done a play was he mad at your rendition of macbeth i think he hated my i think he hated my performance i think it was a review actually it was just a review at gunpoint hey you're gonna stay here here's what i think of you paul yeah i thought that lady macbeth was not nuanced enough he
10:59 thought you did a good skipping uh no so so he uh yeah i was walking into a into a cvs after to to like get a monster or whatever classic steve yeah i don't even know if monster was out actually i don't remember what i was getting at surgery for myself right and then um i'm on my way in and like this car pulls up and this guy pulls out uh pulls out a gun and he just like points it at me he goes you know monsters not even out yet right where's he tenant he's like he's like i'm from the future your liver will thank you later he's like i'm from brazil future brazil and then like uh and then honestly it's like an 80s movie where you hold it
11:50 there for like long enough where i'm like i just freeze in the like in my tracks like what the ████ about to happen and like my heart sings and stuff and then he does that like 80s laugh and then he rolls up the window drives away and that was it he just wants it what's the 80s laugh it goes [Laughter] it like a bunch of friends are next to him laughing but there was nobody else in the car it was just him so you're just one mental person why i hated musical theater kids and like ████ you guys what so he's like a flasher but he flashed a gun yeah yeah yeah yeah just to scare you by the way do i know that was a real gun no i don't know if it said nintendo on it it could have been it could bear yourself good i don't ████ know all i know is there's clearly water that's splashing back and
12:41 forth in the clear neon casing all i know is it was orange and yellow and it had big ████ these big blue that's where they keep all the death that's where they keep all the death in yeah no you did the right thing that was that was where all the the deadly baby killing energy what if i was like he pulls a bow and arrow on me it's neon orange little tip it's one arrow at a time with the suction cups dude i shot my sister with it so many ████ times it's crazy to her hotness i definitely shot holes with it no no no if she's hot you don't go this was here in l.a where that happened no no that was san diego oh wow oh surprising when you were running away from the bad guy you didn't feel like you would have you were hurting their feelings did you strafe at least no
13:32 you're so inconsiderate dude i ran down this uh down the street and didn't just run straight you didn't go straight you did you like do a couple like rolls like a slide you didn't you didn't go like man i don't i ain't gonna judge today and hurt their feelings no i don't give a ████ that dude is fishy as ████ i'm not gonna profile his vehicle and assume yeah he's a gang member because of his rims in the ████ broom hey real cocktail honest honestly i had an ex-girlfriend whose mom got was getting followed by a guy in a mall and and she thought it was weird and as soon as she was like trying she was trying to leave and he was still following her and she didn't she wasn't polite to him thankfully and saved her life because she started running to her car he started booking it after her and if she did this polite ████ she probably would have been raped or something yeah and as soon i'm not kidding as soon as
14:23 she got in the car she said she she's like steve i turned and i closed my door and i like hit the lock just in time before he's grabbed the ████ hand yeah because she wasn't polite it saved her life so i really do think ████ the plate in this yeah because you wanted to be like you lost your wallet or who knows i mean we can we can figure that out later once i'm safe that happened one of our friends she was getting she was getting followed and she she felt suspicious of this guy that was falling towards her walking her by her sorry and she just started sprinting running and just screaming and then the guy was like and he just dipped the ████ out turn the other way i think that's why yeah yeah saved her for later that's why it's good to live by shoot first ask questions later stand your ████ ground hell yeah brother
15:13 does anyone ever ask questions later after they've shot i mean you can't ask a dead person does that actually happen it's usually the pleasure of like what the ████ baby you like that that's the question or maybe like that guy's cool i was like hey what was that guy doing on our lawn huh oh he's the male guy that's a male guy new uniforms okay wow the bag really is confusing i thought he had a bomb i mean i thought it was a burglar with that satchel yeah it was just one of those like gut feelings you know and something is very like just off and i was like well if i run away and this isn't what it is no you gotta trust your senses man ████ it whatever then you're just some crazier running who cares yeah exactly i was like oh i just decided to do my to get my sprints in what if after you ran by he was like man that guy was fast as ████
16:04 it was pretty good you guys see all the the the carjacking or all the robberies in sf yeah it's ████ wild that's why i'm ████ around with that ████ what's happening nsf constant robberies like a really recent uh video clip uh is showing these people who have a lot of camera gear yeah this up canadians yeah the canadians they had a bunch of camp gear gear and this car just pulls up and literally just like while the guy's like packing his stuff in the back of his car with the trunk open just ████ attacks them and then they grab everything from the car throw it in their car and drive off did you see that smash and grab recently at melrose or the jewelry store yeah yeah they just went up and they were just smashing up all the windows broad daylight just collecting it dude they had a sledgehammer to break through the ████ window you see my judgmental ass would have always assumed that people of lesser means would usually be enacting these things
16:56 but when you see these videos and stuff you're you are looking at people that got like ████ nice cars yeah or like well it's smart because then if you get real if you get if someone rolls up in a beater then you're like that looks sketch but if someone rolls up in like a nicer car or whatever then it's like then it's like oh you know another prick parking in melrose and he's like lost in the shuffle too you're like which white bmw oh yeah hey that's a good point some of them like some of them are still those those cars are like stolen too or like yeah the one on melrose they stole the car so it's like you know but if someone sees a you know g wagon rolling down they're just like like well that's the first car that i would pick for a bank robber you know did you see that video i feel like you would have seen this one where the guy he's he's in a jewelry store and it's like after hours and he's chilling at the register and then these dudes they back their car into the door to break the door down and then as soon as they did that he's he he had like a handgun on the table and he switched to his ar
17:47 and he just went by the board and he took out the first guy and they all just booked it why did he need his ar if he had a handgun that's all i got because it looks it looks better on camera you don't actually need it i would say one guy fan gun multiple guys ar yeah do you know what an ar does and how destructive augmented reality is little handgun do you know how destructive they spin bullets it literally kills generations past you you get to kill people you kill that person and then you kill everyone in their family past it before and after these bullets just travel through generations cursed bullets curse it both yeah no it does the same thing a handgun does but nobody ████ seems to know that anymore but you know what i don't like is they never point out the positives like how we can take care of werewolves now and and finally we have something with stopping power the last time you
18:37 heard about werewolf thank you exactly because we have ars team edward and because silver's so cheap because crypto has outperformed silver so well you can get some silver bullets are easy easy but onion stock is up i have a stockpile of silver bullets i said onion it's garlic isn't it bro i got a silver ball bigger than my ████ dick okay you stock them on onions to like fight vampires and they show up and you're just like you know they're just like ████ garlic ████ oh ████ you're a werewolf he's not a vampire oh ████ i bought gold i'm up a really high amount but damn to go get a silver bullets and he comes back with gold because he's like it's more expensive so it's more potent dude it's like no it's not gonna work onion was on sale i heard a peter schiff podcast i'm telling you man this is gonna be the
19:28 ████ in a hundred years [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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