0:00 thank you [Music] so you guys uh ever go to Chick-fil-A yes and how long does it take usually for you to feel feel the homophobia in there uh well like you said how long does it take and I said to feel the homophobia inside yeah that's exactly what this is about if you're going uh and it's peak hour and it's pretty trafficky 20 minutes really fast what you it takes you 20 minutes that's not the highest like wow Sunset where the line is into the street oh yeah yeah yeah 20 minutes I've never been there longer than that always got a line though dude what about in and out how long that's even longer though that line is ████ long only in the drive-through yeah the line on the
0:50 inside always moves fast even if you have to wait for the food I've waited for 30 minutes in line before I've waited for 45 years drive through is pretty crazy for that yeah but the in and out sometimes is so bad that it goes into the Main Street yeah yeah I'll do it all the time during covet one time when we're somehow allowed to go to In and Out I remember me and Nina waited in line for like an hour and 10 minutes practically gets to the 101. but then when you see it you don't just go let's just skip it because you can see how long it's going to be yeah you go oh it's just I'm just really craving it when she wants something you gotta give it to her you don't tell her a lie come on it's closed down you don't guys you don't wait in line like you don't do you guys you guys wait in line like that's the thing you do we'll go inside and stand there if I really want it what do you do you cut the line nah people try to cut the line I drive
1:41 away I usually just come back later like you know like my the place I really like the katsu spot in Vegas oh yeah so I'll go there and then it was like oh ████ hour I was about to come back another time and I'll ask them when they open and they're like five so the next time I come I go at like 4 40. just so I could get in there because I don't want to waste time now imagine you have a monocomb of power a little bit of power you have some authority over s.a.t Awards you got some juice man a little bit here Obama yeah no no you got like like power over your local Mini municipality right and you're all Mitchell your food inspector yeah or you're no you're you can you're like a city comptroller like you can like control you get so ████ controllers so funny so I don't know what that means yeah you get so angry waiting in line at this Chick-fil-A for so many hours for so many days that you have this place
2:31 ordered for Demolition and Chick-fil-A has is forced to rebuild a new drive-through location what that's closer to his office no no no no they can't ████ Chick-fil-A can't sue him for demolizing is their place demolition so in one in one in one North Carolina city the Chick-fil-A lines that spill into city streets got so insane that City officials are making them demolish the whole ████ thing and start over why is it they're like I don't like the way that it's designed right it's messing up with the infrastructure I think it's because of what I said um they're saying it's like the spilling into the ████ traffic ████ I think it's because a guy got pissed and he's like ████ this ████ I'm gonna demo all
3:22 of it do it again and do it better that's not their fault that their stuff's so tasty yeah I know is it a crime to have a busy business no but if it ████ with the local traffic then apparently it is city planners say the restaurant's new design will prevent cars from backing up onto the main road which was a primary issue and the two the two drive-through Lanes wrap around the restaurant um so it's like two lanes going all the way around that might be a good idea though yeah I mean yeah you know it's going to be a little bit of work and a lot of bit of money for a short period of time and then suddenly it's gonna be like 20 years of Chick-fil-A there you know what I'm saying or just open on Sundays relief the Saturday traffic because Saturday just gets so insane because people are following so hard yeah man yeah what are people gonna do on Sunday when they're hungry and they want
4:13 Chick-fil-A Raising Canes I always want Chick-fil-A on Sunday though I don't know isn't that a weird thing it hits you and you're like oh dude you go weird well that's like McDonald's breakfast I always want it when it's too late and I'm like 145 or something you know that's something I always wanted to do with Chick-fil-A fries I always wanted to order large waffle fries and cut them up and see what the equivalent amount actually is oh because it takes up so much yeah I always wanted to take the the fries the waffle fries and put them together and make a potato I always wanted to ask them how come you can't come out with criss-cut fries like Carl's Jr do you like theirs better yeah what's the difference what's the difference this season I think that's the seasoning is better dude Jack in the Box dude actually Jack in the Box does have
5:04 really good Seasons they're curly fries for different reasons I just love their tastes that's because I do like a Chick-fil-A um a fry especially when it's perfectly salted and you get a little bit of the the potato skin on it and it's just like have you guys sauce dip come on have you had the egg rolls at Jack In The Box no all their non-burgers this is so good dude they used to have a really you might even taste Filipino huh don't make me mad better potato wedges at Jack In The Box yeah all their not Burger Food their tacos are good I get the tacos they used to have a good chicken teriyaki bowl dude they used to yeah they did they used to have a good uh oh it was good too it was pretty sad a good beef udon too yeah is that Burger King dude you can yeah
5:55 you can get a live lobster is that French toast sticks have you ever had the chicken fajita pita I have at the Jack In The Box no that's a little food hack there if you want to save on the carbs chicken fajita you just eat the chicken outside of it and throw away the pizza is that where you get shoveling about to yeah yeah they got dim sum there yeah and kebabs I don't know man that's that's kind of ████ up I think it's I think it's really ████ up and it's only because I understand what it's like to build a business as a business owner what if this was this was you you'd have to be too busy you have to move it there's a lot of things that I realized where um City people have so much ████ power and they can really make you have a bad day if they just feel like yeah and it's it should be
6:46 hella legal because it's basically corrupt right yeah they could just be like you know what I kind of don't like you that much so um I'm just gonna take my time and I'm not gonna prove you imagine certain things imagine this is the first Chick-fil-A like they're probably done yeah yeah like for example oh how sad yeah I just have to think of it that way right like right now um what's happening in Honolulu is the building committee and a lot of City officials they got in trouble by the FBI there was a huge investigation they were taking bribes like outright envelopes of money all this ████ right so basically like half the city workers just got done like they're they're like fired so they have to rush to hire all these new people and now all these new people they're new they don't know how to ████ do this stuff they're also like understaffed and then they're backed up
7:36 with all of these uh permitting things right so before you open up and build your business or let's say like during covid someone wanted to remodel their kitchen or whatever all those things have to go through the permitting process so the City Architects can just be like all right that's cool that's cool that's safe right yeah now a lot of these small businesses like after a year of just not being able to reopen their business paying rent they all just died because the city workers were just ████ being corrupt and then the new guys have to cover what the you know bad guys ████ up and they're just like dude how the ████ are they ever gonna catch up and they're still backed up and there's nothing new to just be like all right because we ████ up as a city and we're not doing our jobs small businesses all you guys that are getting hurt by us like I don't care maybe just
8:26 open or so it's forcing people to be illegal because now people have to be like well ████ I don't know um I know it's against the law to just build and maybe I might have to rebuild this kitchen if I did it wrong but I'm just gonna do it because then if I don't then how am I gonna yeah yeah I'm gonna feed my family exactly a lot of people just were forced to be illegal because of the incompetence of you know the city and how they mismanage ████ and I'm like this is the stuff that they don't really talk about a lot because the people that's hurting is just business owners and business owners get this bad rep of like you know bad capitalist greedy guys but most of the people that it's ████ up are small families and small family business owners not the corporate Giants that can afford it like they did this to
9:16 McDonald's they could close for two years whatever they'll just reopen right but like the small diners and like all them they're getting ████ and they don't come back that's like all the mom and pop shops on Garvey Avenue because Kobe ████ them up and then now there's so many stores that are just like boarded up and it looks so sad yeah it does look super sad yeah that's why Chick-fil-A is gonna be fine dude you can open a Chick-fil-A for 10 G's dude they make so much money I heard you have to work there for like 10 or 15 years yeah you gotta like put in work and ████ yeah and and the low-key you gotta be Christian that's a hierarchy what's interesting too I've never seen a 7-Eleven have to leave or close dude and the one in um off Washington in the Fashion District left whoa because for the reason that too many homeless people were there's one by my house yeah there's one about
10:07 my house that that happened to and it was like it was right next to the Community College so like people go there all the time but one of my old clients used to work over there and he said the only after a certain period of time the only people that go in there were just homeless people and they had to just close down you could always tell which Starbucks has to deal with like a homeless problem and they're the ones where you need a code to use the bathroom oh yeah well then close you just go in and just pee whatever but then the ones that like they yeah they get some rushed to everyone in L.A though they closed like three of them in Hollywood for that reason yeah because I was just in San Diego in the same thing I've never seen anything like it too I grew up there and there's like ████ everywhere every single 7-Eleven was like like camped around yeah and you have all these like little Baristas that are scared because they're like people come in talking themselves ████ like what do I do yeah owns a fried
10:57 chicken restaurant in in the hood like it's so it's like a bank when you walk in Louisiana straight up that's my spot bar like the windows are all ████ like you know and they give you a food in a little slot like that and they used to have public restrooms because she's like yeah people need to go to the bathroom right and she goes the last draw was like for like a week straight there'll be a different crackhead just smoking up in the bathroom for hours while like families are knocking on the door trying to use the bathroom yeah and then so she's got no more bathrooms dude yeah my crackers need so much privacy yeah yes smoke it at the park like every other crack yeah I don't get it they still do that too I never got that about crackheads never did
11:49 all right foreign
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