0:00 [Music] so there's a woman you guys can guess the state cool florida thank you she is accused of child neglect after her toddler was found in a soiled diaper walking the family's pit bull by himself i mean is that child abuse or is it animal abuse a child how old is the child a little child that child is good you know the age i imagine a toddler yeah like a three-year-old or something well it's wearing a diaper so it's gotta be pretty i feel like this was a radius thing the dog wasn't dragging the baby huh no apparently it's gonna be like a radius thing if if the baby's still like within 30 feet of the house walking the dog no problem no problem to me why do irresponsible people always get pit bulls it's like the choice of irresponsible
0:50 families yeah that's true but it seems like the pit bull is taking care of the baby hey pimples are ████ great dogs pit bulls are amazing hey the little rascals are pretty irresponsible though you know and they had a pit bull you know what maybe it's a florida rule that you have to have a pit bull i think it is yeah you have to have a ████ on the freeway oh you see that oh yeah you don't see that specifically pit bulls yeah from like pitbull fights and ████ like that you don't see it all the time but you know what i'm talking about damn no what happened like dogs on the freeway and stuff like that is that a glendale thing no seeing that like up the ████ coast so like they do the dog fights and then they dump the body too that's hard so i heard the freeway jeez yeah when i was in el salvador sometimes like there's a bunch of dogs everywhere and like they're just like uh roman free but then every now and then you'll see a dead dog on the side of the highway that's like just dying of starvation
1:41 wait so all dogs who go to el salvador are just roman free that sounds like all dogs go to heaven nah but they're all very hungry all dogs go to el salvador when i was in bali it's the same ████ it was like ████ very similar there's like golden retrievers walking around like like regular domestic dogs that people would pay thousands of dollars in the states all slow emotion golden locks just like toilets they're on vacation that could be a business yeah this could be a business yeah we should figure something out getting a lot of inventory from these places it's like three grand for a golden retriever yeah but then you gotta buy a plane right you gotta buy it you gotta save the dogs dude that's what we have today i saw the same ████ when i was in yulin it was crazy what is that when i was a bib on there's a whole festival around it looking at the menu and ████ so this lady's getting in trouble because her ████ toddler's got a soiled diaper walking the dog ████ filled up how far
2:31 from the ████ house that's a really good question and they say it was near a canal that the home was near canal that's really all they're giving us on that waterfront everything happened to him uh no he was fine but so many so many violations in there what are they leaving out the part where the dog dragged him and he's bleeding all over the place it was just hospital people are so judgmental dude right if it's husband he could run the world that guy walking his dog has bulldog but this is stupid that is so stupid i knew he liked it though [Laughter] hey that baby has bulldog see building up this is the flow i like you know so cops went to the house 19 times like so this is all this kind of ████ happens all the time on calls that involve 19 yeah 19 times on calls that involve runaway juveniles domestic disturbances
3:22 and battery and on april 4th they went to that same address after child was wearing a diaper reporting wagon during outside walking a dog and then they saw a butcher knife in the driveway several alcohol bottles in the yard broken windows covered with cardboard uh and there are two 15 year olds in the house as well as two kids ages eight and six who are all supposed to be watching the toddler and she also said um she blamed it on the other kids so it's a normal day in florida kind of yeah just a normal florida day they just left their ████ out what if the kid was like the most responsible the toddler right and then he's ████ in his pants because he doesn't know how to change it but he's like judging their asses he's like all right ████ you watch this you do the dishes i'm gonna go to the ████ store no one's ████ walk this dog out in two weeks i'm gonna go walk this dog so he's just out there and he's talking ████ to
4:12 himself like these ████ don't know how to ████ live man he's like the alcohol balls are empty by the way i'm gonna go get more alcohol smoking a cigarette walking his dog and then the cops come he goes what the ████ do you want and they're all like hey baby you know you have ████ in your diaper and he's like what else you supposed to do with it [Laughter] it's like the stewie of the group you know yeah i don't god it's a light yeah dude it's pretty it's just one of those domestic uh situations that you kind of read and you're like oh my god i'm so thankful for my parents so thankful they beat me in the shape home it was my mom's birthday last night and i was like happy birthday yeah and i was like damn man like reading this one particularly picking this article i was just like man thank you mom you're a great mom
5:02 i picked this article today because it's my mom's birthday last night made me think of her yeah well no it was last night when i was poor i was looking at this one and i was like oh man that you know it just put it in perspective that's true huh you know what i mean we got real lucky with our parents take something like this when did you guys mom ████ up the most though that's a good one that's a really good one dude i remember i still feel bad right now because my mom is having this like flashback moment from time to time and then she'll just start ████ crying like i can't believe i neglected you doing this and i'm like i ████ i'm over it you get over it like the ████ is wrong with you weak ass ████ i'm like the ████ i had to live through it you ████ like what do you want me to do but it's kind of weird because um every time she does it dude i'm just like man see this is why i don't want to ████ come hang out with you because you're just ████ crying all the time
5:52 and ████ i just want to i just want to have lunch like i'm past it but then now she has to kind of proclaim yeah and then i'm like dude that should happen like years ago and she wants to like say sorry like it just happened and then some of the stuff that she said sorry for i feel sorry for it because it's like dude you're just you're just so ████ you're being so um like you're beating yourself up and i have to be like this motivational speaker to my mom and just be like you know what though you're learning now and everything is like better for you now and the roles are so reverse but it's it's kind of good to kind of uh to get that feeling from someone that like they wronged you i guess or they they they recognize their fault dude now you're the mom no you got to mother her i had to mother her full circle though that's
6:42 crazy see even you saying that i'm still like that's shocking maybe it's because i can't even i'm not saying my mom did anything wrong but i can't imagine her recognizing her not doing something right yeah or being willing to like verbally communicate with me in such a way to express that so like the fact that you guys can even have a conversation of such depth i'm like that's ████ crazy it's progress but also my mom's like a grandma compared to all your guys's mom she's like late 70s that's my dad really yeah so it takes like knocking on like you know doorstep to be like really really thinking about what you what you got to get out it might take like a lot of people dying around conversation the worst and best thing about my mom is that she can't turn off her motherhood like even when i'm ████ grown as ████ and she's like oh you know did you eat yet and like that doesn't oh jesus yeah well to be fair ken i mean did you eat
7:32 today i did it's a good question i did yeah we're all worried about you look you look good no he had a banana today cam ████ eats a fig and it looks like he's pregnant dude keep it coming keep it going then we will well you do look pretty young yeah do you think your mom's deep i think she has it in her but i don't think me and my mom communicate well with each other like she's obviously very affluent vietnamese i'm not fluent in it you know what i mean i speak english with a lot of vocabulary that she has no ████ idea about so it's like we can't get to it's like we have child vocabulary for each other with her english and my vietnamese we can only get to a certain depth like you can't tell her mom respect my boundaries like she won't know what that means she'd be like boundary huh
8:23 the boundary man does she understand that humor when you like act again i can't do that there dude you should try it see how it works out i'm gonna do it when there's no animals you guys can't do that together when you're both like no she's like wait that's me disapproving asian mom ████ either i'm eating too much i'm not eating enough i'm not sleeping enough or i'm sleeping too much i'm not working enough or i'm working too much like it's never does she does she recognize your dance ability like does she go my son can ████ smoke your son yeah after all these years she's like what do you do but you know there was like and i love my mom for this this is such an asian mom thing to do right remember when i
9:14 was trying to dance it was always like no don't dance like that you should not do that the second i like actually did some ████ and then she would go out to like boy scout meetings as like a parent right we're on the scouting family type ████ and then all the other parents because their kids know who i am through like youtube or tv they're like oh my god anthony can we take a photo of anything so the parents will ask my mom so then my mom can't be surprised she has to almost shop it you know what i'm saying it's gotta go the other way can't be like wait my son you you got me joking it's gotta be like oh really yeah let me go grab him for you yeah i'm sure he'll be fine he'll take a photo with you you know you basically boosted her up like yeah with your career i mean she she didn't make me so like you know all that's all does she go to uh events and gatherings and she's like anthony do the dance thing do the dance thing i mean now and make you dance in front of kind of she would watch this clip and be like what
10:04 the ████ is he talking about i literally made him i made a huge i show him the ed sheeran song [Laughter] he don't know who ed sheeran is what accent is this chinese it sounds like his tongue is frozen it's cheers coffee is pretty cool that's a parent's dream though you're a parent's dream and sharing bro [Music] foreign
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