0:00 [Music] all right imagine this you're on a flight a Delta flight from Amsterdam to Detroit and as you're sitting there in your seat you start to feel a little like things dropping on you oh and then you look up at the overhead bin and it's just red dozens of maggots what the what how coming out of the bin falling like from the top and then you're just covered maggots why would maggots be in the overhead bin that's the question there's like a dead body that got stuck up there talk sh present your theory okay starting with Bart not go go go last you have to think hard for this I'm sorting my thoughts all right Anthony what do you think I'm just assuming maggots develop maggots coming
0:51 out of the overhead how long does it take for maggots to grow though hey it's my turn H pointed at me he said my name no he said my name okay I think I know what I I don't have anything this guy was trying to bring back like some ████ Dutch delicacy it could be food I mean oh you know there's that cheese and grease where they have maggots on is I don't know if it's maggots but like there's like they yeah they eat they there's like mag like maggot cheese and then there's like worms that come out of it so you think it's the maggot cheese so it takes question it takes between 7 and 24 hours for to like like hatch and come out 7 to 24 yeah so it makes sense like they got it's pretty quick it's maggot cheese bar so Joe says maggot cheese you
1:41 said Dutch delicacy Dutch delicacy and or or someone brought a maggot Farm like a science project okay in their box maggot farm and it started crawl it started crawling out I'd say an animal an animal like a pet a pet ooh a pet died or something something like a dead animal yeah but who would put that in a oh like it's already dead or like a dead bird that got caught you know what I mean somehow like an exotic bird or even just a bird that like flew in the cabin nobody knew that it was there it died because of ████ oh cool okay bird got caught in the in the uh overhead carit Nick what do you think I think it's someone's bag I think someone's dirty bag not as much of old dirty food I mean that's all I got that's it that's all I got you got it is that it a guy was trying to bring fish and he wrapped it
2:31 up in paper but the fish was already rotten oh from where from uh uh from Amsterdam so he like bro you take fish on a plane ra fish to Detroit you better get one of those coolers on the cool I know Amsterdam was a fish destination I'm going put you on Game Dude right here look check it out lifetime warranty you can return at any is that for fish no it's just for f it could be there than this guy so yeah he put He wrapped fish in paper and it I guess it was already bad but he wrapped it in paper put it in his bag and then the whatever maggots were forming in there started to spill out and fell on this lady just covered her she started freaking out and everyone around her couldn't really do anything about it and then the guy uh came forward and was like oh that's mine and then those are
3:22 my maggots yeah so it's so they they found out right away whose it was and then they were 2 hours into the flight and because of that they had to turn around oh my God what a ████ ████ that guy how do you think uh please don't let it be Asian it feels Asian which cuz Asians be traveling with fish dude bro I smuggled Sashimi to Las Vegas why why did you have to do that well was vacuum packed but you couldn't but Asians be smuggling though yeah I don't think Asians are that bad with like rotting stuff though more on game on but every time every time you say please don't let it be Asian you're assuming they're Asian right like why would you even say that unless you're assuming wasn't asan who is it what what what race goad I don't know anyone well okay
4:13 white folks go on fishing trips and they'll bring like or hunting trips right but they'll vacuum pack that ████ and make it look like store and they like to follow the rules like store and it's in the like cooler or whatever yeah yeah yeah I've seen just Asians rapping ████ ████ up in newspaper and then they get like yarn and tie that ████ up and then they have a whole trout and it's got like newspaper letters on the ████ skin of that trout like they're probably wearing this exact outfit with this hair yeah I've seen that ████ so they what they did to compensate everybody for the inconvenience of turning around they gave everybody 8,000 Sky miles I don't know if that's is that a lot uh it's okay cuz like technically if you're if you're a sky mile member right then when you fly from Amsterdam to whatever that might be like 5700 mil that's 5700 Sky
5:04 miles so it's like you're already going to get your 5700 mil and then you add 8,000 but it's it's like one trip but you can't do that's maybe like 80 bucks worth of travel realistically right 8,000 so 8,000 won't even cover a one-way flight for sure no cuz they come up with own ████ system it's not real miles it's whatever Sky miles are yeah cuz I thought Sky miles means it's like 8,000 miles Scott miles is like points points that's the conversion you know what I'm saying so it's really not that much but at the same time if they have to do that for the whole flight there's that I'm more like what they do for the lady who had maggots fall on her you know what I mean she got anything they did give hotel accommodations for people that didn't have a place in Amsterdam upon return and they gave everybody $30 food voucher you overall it probably is still like randomly hella costly on this one guy's
5:56 ████ up hell yeah so it's like what's his punishment you know I feel like I simp sympathize with Airlines when there's always some sort of problem right and you see a CB or any of us too you know like going on Twitter adding United or American about Stu I'm kind of like you don't like they're going to make mistakes this is a crazy um uh uh process of how they run things you know what I mean like I don't know I I get I get angry about stuff but I sympathize with them a lot mhm me too yeah no one agrees I agree I agree because there're so many Parts there so many employees there's so much margin for error that it's like of like it's inevitable that things will happen and they all lose moneyo yeah there's no profitable Airline they all ████ suck fish that's so crazy one guy brought a fish and it ████ the whole trip how did he get past TSA that's crazy with
6:47 the ████ fish in the fish yeah there there's no I think when you're leaving it's not a big deal it's when you land that Customs is like what are you bringing into our country unless you're coming out of Hawaii and they're like you have an orange in there you're ████ they need to start smelling luggage instead of scanning it now the Dos around I can smell it I mean I guess they maybe because it's just fish it didn't really like yeah I don't know why when you're leaving Hawaii they also check like like you're not supposed to take fruits and ████ agriculture I don't know maybe maybe they just have a rule with the other states of like yeah Hawaii strict both ways out stuffes stuff does slip through man like we've all took something that we weren't supposed to on accident sometimes like I had to dump um yeah play snuck in drugs I mean accidentally you know like you might have some ████ in your pocket you know I hear they don't really trip on that though if you if you could prove
7:38 it's an accident well it's like say you have like I know a lot of people just sneak vape pens and like Edibles the thing is it's it's not about like the travel situation and you having things like drugs they're really looking for ████ weapons and bombs it's about like when you land in the spot what are the rules about those drugs there you know what I'm saying so it's like you can you can ████ fly to Interstate with depending on like if both of those states are cool with weed it's so crazy you can fly with weed now I know right or just weed laws and general I know this makes me sound old but like just thinking about like how far we've come with that is insane it's insane yeah I remember that back in the day like trying trying to take a joint and then putting it in like the drawstrings at your pants just like one but then like as you're going through everything you're ████ sweating balls like this is the craziest thing you think you're going to go to federal prison for life you know what I mean and now it's like
8:28 people just got like whole and ████ prescription this and bags with the ████ green flower on it and you're like okay sick branding and everything have you guys ever traveled or flew with guns yeah it's not that big of a deal if you do it right yeah that's crazy you could fly with guns too that's insane well I did it on accident I have I had a uh I went shooting the other day I used the same bag and then I had um like a magazine just you know loaded and then I was going to Australia and then I was getting stopped by TSA and then they're taking their time time and I'm like ████ I'm going to miss my flight dude I'm like what's going on they're like you don't have any weapons or anything I'm like no and then they're checking and they're like sir you have a fully loaded clip in your bag and I was like oh ████ what happens there white lady and I was like I was like oh shoot
9:20 I went shooting the other day she goes you're going to have to check this in and I was like I don't have a checking bag and then I was like M well uh just keep it happy birthday yeah I was like I got to leave that's crazy just keep it all I know is like they for sure like it's way less paperwork if you could just be like can you just put in your check bag like I accidentally had a pocket knife as well right and then like this is this is my Singapore situation where like people rolled up on me with fully ████ like guns and stuff and I was like whoa the guy was trying to be cool about it cuz he was like look if we can get get this in your check bag it's all good and I was like can you you just like throw it away or whatever it's like that makes it a whole other situation you could just check we don't want to do more work you know what I mean okay cool so then they just radio the ████ guy who was loading the bags it brought up my little roll on
10:11 interesting that that's preferred yeah because you're allowed to do that but where once you go into the territory what's not allowed then it becomes the whole situation the police get involved there's paperwork or like whatever cuz you're breaking a law got to check in his machine gun and his toothpaste it goes past this is 3.5 o sir it is bottle water it will blow up the plane if you bring this on
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