0:00 Well, then I'm going to host less. >> [laughter] >> Dude, I don't know how you do it, but you always do it. Yeah, you're making it They're going to want to do it more. >> it way more attractive. >> [laughter] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Going to tell you now about a story we don't hear about very often. So, there's a teacher, Mekenzie Kindred. She's 25 years old. She uh Well, she uh got into it a little bit maybe with a with a high school student. >> funny way of putting it. >> him cheat on his test? I really wish, Joe. Unfortunately, she helped him come to an understanding about a lesson. Unfortunately, Bart is correct. >> A lesson on ejaculation? There it is. Thank you, Bart. So, she is a married
0:51 teacher at Central Valley High School, Spokane, Washington. Shoutout Washington income tax. >> She's married? >> [laughter] >> Congratulations, guys. >> Yeah, congrats, guys. Uh she flirted for months with a 17-year-old male student via Instagram and texts. Can you imagine your wife is like, "I need a 17-year-old dick." Right? [snorts] I don't want to. And then you're And then cuz you're just not good enough. By the way, for those of you who are going to ask, age of consent is 16 in Washington state. Really? >> In Washington state, is that why everyone's moving there? So, she flirted for months with a 17-year-old male student via Instagram and texts. She exchanged explicit photos of private parts. I assume that means titties and ass and and I thought it was like intake and like exhaust manifold. >> No, it's not. Just to be clear. And then she invited the boy to her home and had sex with him for 4 hours. Jeez. >> That's a long time.
1:41 >> So, like when these things happen, are they just like hoping on like a honor system that you're not going to tell anybody? I feel like 17-year-olds would tell everything. >> that's what I'm saying. Like when you're a high school kid, you and your friends know everything that's happening. That's different. You know what I mean? Like They already know about it leading up to it. Oh, he's going to ████ her on Friday. That's so true. They already know. You can't keep a secret when you're that young. >> Dude, when I was in in high school, these two teachers were ████ each other and everybody knew about it. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. >> Yeah, and they were doing it out of marriage. So, like it was ████ up and kind of cool. Oh, ████ That's crazy. >> Cuz it was kind of cool cuz we're like, "Whoa, this is like actual drama happening in our high school." >> knows still though. Yeah. Is it necessary? I don't know, but maybe to throw up the photo of this teacher. Yeah, it will be. Give it a second.
2:31 Don't be so horny. It's important It's important. Anthony's so horny. You know You know the number one comment that we get in our feedback is that you is too horny. I haven't placed any judgment anywhere. You know what I mean? We just did a quarterly meeting and we talked about how Anthony's too horny for like 2 hours. What Why are you doing this again? >> That's That's not the comment that should be going around everywhere. So, please stop. >> Anthony too horny. >> Anthony's horny. >> He's a porcupine. He's too horny. For every single time that comment comes, I want a raise. Oh, man. >> quit. >> 25 cents a ████ time. >> They have to pay for it out of their own pocket. Doesn't matter. I just want to get paid. >> [laughter] >> Maybe Steve can do it. I'll figure it out. I'll put I'll use my staking rewards. If you don't want it to happen, you better police his ass. I'll use my orderly staking rewards. What if it says What if it says Anthony Hornley? >> [laughter] >> Stupid. I didn't say anything. >> Genuine raise. I want a raise. >> I didn't say anything. >> a raise. By the way, that's what Asian people sound like when they say horny.
3:21 Hey, for every For every video shoot, I want an extra dollar. >> I literally did not say the word >> extra dollar. extra dollar. And it's a Or I'm I'm hosting one less video per day now. >> I said Hornley. Yep. Yeah, because every single time they say it or somebody comments on it. The more it gets talked about, the less work I'm going to do here. The You're still on the losing side of that. Just only one video less? Dude, Anthony's bad at negotiating, I think is what we just got out of it. Sometimes we do one less on accident. >> [laughter] >> One less per comment. So, if there's 70 comments, I don't host anymore. Dude, he's going to just make AI bot accounts and comment [laughter] all day. And then right after the morning. >> we know it's not you commenting? >> What are you talking about? Why would I do that? I don't even know how to do that. >> To get [laughter] to to be able to do less videos. I know who would do it. Tars would do it for you. Tars? How about this? I swear on my life I will host here less if that becomes a thing. Dude, stop saying it then. Bro,
4:13 you're going to make it catch on. Are you saying if Anthony Horn We could we could edit this all out right now. >> No, you're making it way Dude, okay. You're doing the thing that's like the straight man perfect straight man guy. You're making it so What are you talking about? >> Because you're reacting. Well, then I'm going to host less. No. >> [laughter] >> Dude, I don't know how you do it, but you always do it. >> Yeah, you're making it so >> to do it more. >> it way more attracted. What are you talking about, dude? I'm just I'm negotiating. Do you want to do plan B? What's plan B? I have a different meme that we could do about your life if you want. >> to me. >> No. You know what it is. Both are going to be taking a chance that one will overtake the other versus two happening at the same time. No, dude. It's not going to All right, that's just for the boys. Okay, check this out. So so she pleaded guilty to first-degree sexual misconduct with a minor. Sentenced 24 months probation,
5:05 pleaded and placed on the sex offenders registers. I think she should only be on these things if she was fat and ugly. [laughter] But what if he's 17 though? Dude. Look at this. She is She needs an award. [laughter] No jail time. >> you give her a ████ trophy, dude? No jail time. Is this real? >> [laughter] >> That ████ does not look real, bro. >> She looks >> give a ████ It doesn't look real, but then it like they do really happen and sometimes they do look really good. >> the if he's 17 and then the age of consent is 16, what did she do wrong? Which which >> You're not supposed to ████ the student. Yeah, but would you press >> [laughter] >> if this happened to your son, would you press charges? >> Wait, this is an important moment for Bart to understand. Explain it to me.
5:56 Explain to me what's going on. Why it's wrong. >> Am I too dumb? What's going on? If If the law says this, but you're over that. So, she's a teacher. This is her student. That's a power imbalance. Okay. So, to backfill that, she's using her power to get to give her ████ up to the to the to the the 17. >> more importantly you What if they ████ on campus? >> We're talking about laws that go to court. There's also places that have their own bylaws and codes of conduct. And the second you break those, you you completely forfeit whatever or are breaking Would she also be in equal trouble if it was a super senior that was like 19? Probably because just the if it's going by the bylaws of the school. That's true. >> What's a super senior? I heard somebody say that yesterday. It's like if you if you're in high school longer like 5 years or something. Oh. Basically cuz you got held back.
6:47 >> reason. Or they want you to play quarterback. Yes. >> That too. Yes. So, like if that particular senior which we did talked about this previously, but like the second they graduate, the relationship becomes like a formal thing. Then you've skirted just around enough. It might be frowned upon, but you can't do anything. But there's that one other one we talked about where I guess it's so prevalent the school even had like a 60-day grace period. >> Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After graduation. Wait, she So, that you can't just like jump straight into it. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz they just also want to relieve the liability on their end. I actually think the Liability is the biggest the punishment should be less depending on how hot they are. So, if [snorts] you're hot, then it's like zero punishment. >> Well, that's that's a hard part though. But if you get uglier and uglier You're talking about the punishment for the victim though. Cuz like it's hard for
7:37 them when when the person is hot though. At the At the end of the day, this woman right here is the person who quote unquote crossed the line, not the 17-year-old boy. >> But isn't it But isn't it messed up, too? Like, if let's say she's been hurting a 17-year-old boy and been doing this stuff, and she knows, okay, cuz of this Joe law, I I just have to make sure I'm at a certain level of hot. And so she's going to a weigh-in, she's not even ████ drinking anything for days, and she's going into saunas and ████ like that. Because she needs to make sure that she's like ultra ultra ultra hot. >> So she won't get in trouble. >> She won't get in trouble. Like, is that where we want America to go? Yep. >> Dude, calling it like a weigh-in is hell of funny when your court date's coming up. Oh, ████ I got to look hot. >> I got that court date coming up. I need to go to the sauna. Because [laughter] if she was busted, right? Then the 17-year-old, he [snorts] went through
8:27 he went through trauma. She should have to be the same weight that she was when it was happening, and not not >> Or if she's like bigger than him and stronger. Oh, then she made him. >> Yeah. She stuffed his face in her ████ and said, "Lick it." >> [laughter] >> Holy ████ Lick it. You better all lick it. Like the song. [laughter] >> You've all used that cat. I knew it. I also >> I like that law cuz it's like if someone drops off a car, right? It's rusty, doesn't run, it's a nuisance. You're like, why the ████ you put this in my driveway? But if someone drops off a Ferrari, you're like, oh, thank you so much. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> It's literally that. >> Oh, thank you so much. >> by the way, your dad's also going to be like, yo, you got a Ferrari. Let's go, boy. >> [laughter] >> Can I take it for a spin? Come on now. Hey, now if you're age, if I had a
9:17 Ferrari, come on now. >> If you think about it, right? Like >> [laughter] >> not only do you get your dick sucked, but they give you a good grade. So you get a A+, you get taken care of, and you're like, this is amazing. >> That's showing initiative. >> How are you Why should she be punished for doing that? It's almost responsible to do that. And teachers have good benefits. If you guys get married, you got health insurance and all that? I don't understand. Where did this other There's like a new generation of people that have just never heard of this as like when you're a young boy, that's how you look at your hot teacher. You just do that all the time with your friends and that's You talk about a lot, but >> You never don't do it. >> Yeah, and so like did they just all stop doing it and somehow there's a whole generation of people that see this and go, "How on earth did that happen? He was taken advantage of." It's like, "No, he took advantage of the situation. He was trying to be in this It's like No, because Instagram still
10:07 exists and titties are on everyone's explore page. So, it's it's all the same as it ever was. Why is it wrong to to make someone's dream come true? Is this Is this real? >> [laughter] >> Is this real? >> Yeah, is this real? Why? Cuz you want to jack to it later, you horny boy? >> No, I I really want to know if it's real. I've no clue. >> That picture's not That That's ████ AI, dude. There's no way. But it's not it's >> But also, this is on an HP Envy. This could look way better on another computer. But there it does happen cuz remember there was that hot ████ and it there was like Happens all the time. >> It happens, but I'm I'm sick of people acting like it's exactly identical to when it's a male teacher and a female student. I don't like that ████ facade they're trying to run that it's exactly the same because it's absolutely not the same. Not that one of them's okay and one's not. They're just two totally different dynamics, man.
10:57 Why does one seem harmless and also a reward while the other one seems like >> Cuz cuz men in general are are predators in general. You have a Here's the only context it would be okay if it was a teacher. >> [laughter] >> Damn. Honestly, that's a pretty good context, though. Then it's like, "Hey, that's okay. She was 17." >> And he's just wearing that all the time. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. >> know any 17-year-old girl that wants that. What are you talking about? That's like the vision of beauty, dude. That's fine. >> That was the ████ in '92. Yeah, if that fool was ████ half naked riding horseback, >> You would sell butter. But then that was for older women. Yeah. But yeah, if dude is teaching English That's for like 40-year-old women. Back then, back in like ████ >> That's the thing is like a young girl would be so intimidated by this guy [laughter] be like what the hell's wrong with this guy? It's like a magician. >> You got to also think of the context because if if that's what a guy looks
11:48 like and then he he's a part of a like a school faculty, that's a 10 out of 10. You got to go by context. >> Yeah, but for the other teachers that have the other teachers >> wear a shirt? >> [laughter] >> He just wears like a vest. That's his >> [laughter] >> That's him at school. You got to think about it. It's just That's a school photo. He's like a double [laughter] He's like a double dragon character. He's dressed like a Pooh from Aladdin, dude. Context is everything, right? There's there's a thing that we It's terrible to say. Um but like sometimes, you know, you you work on like large-scale projects like in China we've we've done many times, right? So then you're there for a long time. In general, I don't think when I like name like hottest ████ from the world, like China's just not really on my list. But the thing is when you're somewhere for a really, really long time, it's like suddenly this person suddenly
12:39 Travel standards. Three three weeks later this girl suddenly like oh, she's kind of cute. I You start You start grading on the curve. Yeah, you've just been stuck somewhere and then like you go on what your Yeah, your curve of relative >> Guys in jail when you saw the guy with long hair. >> So you put just the least ugly person in the faculty, that's the one who >> And you got to stare at them for that long every day. Yeah. They don't actually have to be a hot person. They're just the hottest teacher on this campus. They're hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If If Bart, if you had a daughter and she was 15 and she's like, "I've been ████ a teacher, but it's okay. He looks like this." I think he'd I think he'd be like, "Hey, that's >> [laughter] >> Hey, good for you. Good You did good." Hey, you got a Ferrari. >> I'm like, "Why does your teacher Why you got to date someone that has the potential grow more facial hair than me.
13:29 >> [laughter] >> I'll be like, "Why you like gay magicians?" I'll be like, "You're you Why not Justin Bieber look like >> Does he have a white tiger? >> Why don't you like regular magicians? >> I know. We can all agree though that that our daughter we'd be like, "Oh yeah, that's the Ferrari." Or or is there a double standard here? Or perhaps there's a double standard. There's definitely worse out there. He's like a classic He's more like a classic Thunderbird. Like he's not like You're really trying to go for Fabio. Imagine [laughter] Imagine your average male teacher at the high school. How about that for your daughter? >> Yeah, that's No, dude. That's way worse than this. I think I'd rather go with that cuz I think her ████ would be more intact. Jesus. That's not bad. In tact. I think Fabio has too much experience with too many with too many women. >> That guy probably doesn't even like girls anymore. Or wait, he died. He
14:20 died. He died? Yeah. Really? Yeah. He's not gay? I He's not gay. Wait, can we can we fact check all this? Is he dead? Does he like girls? You're not going to like what you find. I'm just going to say that. Hey, but he's alive. He is? Yeah. Didn't a swan hit his face? >> He's alive? No, I I see it here. Sydney's dead. >> what's weird is I just saw him at a sushi restaurant like 2 years ago. >> I 100% thought he was dead. He's alive? Dude, Fabio's dead? Holy ████ that changes >> That's the name of this video. Fabio's dead? >> He looks like a melted Fabio. >> Why why isn't he dead? Why isn't he [laughter] Hulk Hogan's dead. How come he's alive? Bro, how old is he? He used roid 66. 66 is not super old, guys. He's only 66? That's so young. So young. I mean damn, it's not young, but I mean like damn. I
15:11 It's younger than dead. Yeah, he looks like like Yeah, he looks good. Hey, but did didn't he get hit in the head with a swan? With a swan? >> Yeah. He did. It it on a roller coaster or some ████ right? It was a bird, right? Maybe that's why I thought he that Can you pull it up? Is there a video? >> Yeah, bird video. I got it. I remember this one. He's on a roller coaster, dude. No [laughter] way. Yeah, I'll never forget this ████ That's not That's not smooth. >> Can we make a reel of this and tag Fabio and see if he collab? Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. Dude, look at this ████ >> Oh, ████ >> Oof, dude, that looks bad, bro. We We're not going to do the audio cuz we might get DMCA'd. Sorry, everybody, but But he got hit in the face with a swan. >> Face with a ████ bird. I don't know if they have the actual shot of it. >> There's no way they have the actual shot. >> Yeah, cuz it was like Yeah, who would be No, they don't have the ████ You [laughter] think they would have just filmed Or unless he was like at that right part of Matterhorn
16:02 >> [laughter] >> He puts up the hands. There he gets hit with the bird. You wouldn't see it, yeah. Imagine he's just like Look at him right here. He looks like he's like, "Oh, what has happened?" He's like, "Don't worry, it's not my blood." Nice. True. Dude, that's >> have been like, "My face." >> think that's not Is that the bird's blood? I'm guessing only one of them got seriously injured. >> yeah. The bird's blood, for sure. Like if he broke his nose and that bird obliterated itself. Like Damn, dude. Poor Fabio. Hey, glad he's alive. That's cool. I'm glad he's freaking 66. That's the Ferrari you want your daughter to bring home. No, it was a Thunderbird is what it was. Thunderbird guy. Classic Thunderbird.
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