0:00 I got a friend who put um his testicle sweat on a hamburger patty because this person was really mean to him at Carl's Jr that's not that [Music] bad this is from Domino's Pizza in Japan oh Domino Pizza I bet it's good it is different it this is how they make piz this is a domino sh Pizza this is a domino SE Pizza Pizza it's already 2 [Laughter] a.m. straight what the hey that's not Japanese dudee hey that's not Japanese
0:50 that's Chinese Chinese undercover Chinese working in Japan bake Japanese n dude what what just happened they're really nasal contamination by Chinese people not okay brother not okay that's some Wuhan Japanese people nah right that's pict this put it in the have you seen have you seen those kids that's been ruining all of the uh the the conveyor belt sushi in Japan like they've been making Tik toks of like licking the plates licking the sushi putting it back in already got arrested are they Chinese people in Japan up though really they didn't they actually go to jail why are Japanese people getting so rebellious why are they learning from the
1:41 Chinese I feel like I feel like young guys are the same all over that's true oh like you know what I mean like do they not have that culture where like I feel like maybe in the olden days if a older Japanese guy saw that it probably smack him on the head like don't around I think t old Chinese people smack a fool too yeah but I think like in Chinese I think a lot of countries are losing that so kids are acting stupid I think what's different is like Chinese people aren't doing it cuz they don't know it's wrong right that's not a they're just dirty but what's not I I think what's not like St like what do you call it like the image of what people think of Japan is like this clean ass place right what they don't know is a lot of the boys out there are like jackass oh so there hella like pranks and ████ around
2:33 they really good at it though pulling fast ones Ran's like my people but then also I I feel like that's like it's not culture specific maybe it's like on another level like they do it extremely but like it's kind of like all boys in every culture does stupid ass ████ that's just a boy trait right it is it is but I do think they're they do it extremely over there that's why I think like the game shows or are crazier like the prank shows are crazier cuz like it's like if people are doing this ████ like it's nursery rhymes and then it gets like on TV then it's on another level yeah but in in Japan are there like a lot of influencers the way that we have a scourge of like influencers here that disrupt the public for views yeah why do we have so many I think I we have way more well we probably do but
3:23 they we're just the extreme of everything that's true that's true but they they do it everywhere there's like pranksters in Australia UK Russia yeah also Japanese people are so goddamn good at following rules no but but the Japanese pranks that I've seen are just on another level they they go to the like their game show stuff is I think they put the jackass guys to shame no but the Jacky guys do things that are just like that's actually stupid what you're doing no for sure the Japanese stuff is like that's funny though still high budget clever stuff like a guy guy goes a guy goes poop in a bathroom and then he gets shot out of a ████ out of a building like that's crazy like what but then it's also like different cuz neither of those things whether it's jackass or Japanese game shows they're not ████ with regular ass people truly on the street on the subway that's
4:13 true yeah like going to work yeah versus going to like the ████ grocery store and then like chucking a bunch of flour at somebody and pretending it was somebody else one dude on the train who dumped that it wasn't here but he dumped like a bucket of ████ oh right like that's not it's not clever and it's just like completely ████ I think you should get yeah you should get murdered for that but I feel like all over the world you got idiots doing that right it's not really like I don't know maybe maybe there is a stereotype of one culture does it more extreme than the other J right but they don't know that they're doing it so how come this is like not heard of often in Japan that's the weird thing it doesn't probably go outside the culture cuz what we see is like masterful Craftsmen you know like sushi makers Ramen what everyone's doing the perfect ████ half cooked egg and
5:03 they just touch it and then go the r hardest omet to make like everything this guy's picking his nose in it what if that's like propaganda you know it's like brainwashing us to think this is Japan but really no but that is Japan Japanese people it really is it is but but it makes us think like that's all Japan is like you know always about why oh it's cuz Z has from Osaka Osaka boog but it's yeah it's also that's probably not the craziest thing anyone's ever done to food obviously we know I bet everybody put boogers in food but also that's like why are they filming it like that's the dumb part in their uniform yeah like you're really going to film that ████ definitely Domino's Japan right now is in damage control mode they're they're apologizing obviously because this employee has picked his nose and the video has gone viral that's so damaging to a company
5:55 man can you imagine how do you get you know it's last day of work you know you know what though what's out there I think is happening here like meaning like um a lot of people just giv up and saying ████ it like the floor lettuce guy what is it at the Burger King whatever floor lettuce you know how like everybody whether you're in America or whatever like even Europe like you you have this whole wave of like younger folks that are just like yeah I'm in my job but like we used to be terrified of being H fired right but they seem like I don't give a ████ like I'm not going to give the best customer service I'm not going to I'm just going to do whatever I'm going to ████ around at work like even here like you have kids like I saw this one video he was like at a Burger King in the back and he had a hair net on and he was in a he was pretending like he's in a tub in the ████ sink
6:45 at the at the Burger King or whatever yeah that's kind of clever I know but like but there but there's stupid ████ like I feel like they're just they don't give a ████ but that's the difference to me is that they're filming it so like back in the day like we knew all the people do that ████ but there wasn't social media to make you compelled to do it for for a video this must have got out this must they must have got snitched on now that there's like if you couldn't film it some things weren't worth doing but because it's like oh I want to get that reaction from the world it's like yeah you're going to probably going to do it you're more likely to do the dumb thing true that could have been a leak cuz it could have been like funny things between co-workers yeah but you know some stuff if nobody's watching you do it it's almost not even fun to do I think it is all about getting the attention from the clout chasing yeah pretty much I think that kind of makes it more often than like not now but you
7:35 know if you eat this it's going to be cooked in a very hot oven so don't worry about that's the real question the real question is like knowing that like I'm still going to eat that Domino's my boy you're still going to eat it right I still want to try Domino you're going to eat dominoes in general but I mean cheese and boogers the same they they the Domino's they cheese it's a type of they did say that they uh got rid of all the dough none of that was used none of the contaminated dough was using any pizzas they closed that branch in question and I'm they closed the branch D the other people that work there dude imagine people involved May face legal action uh plus like aren't aren't they franchises so it's like a private owner right that probably I don't know about Japan yeah it could be like one guy ow 30 of them in Japan or something oh I don't know they should spank that ████ Japanese dude how do you recover from
8:27 like how do you make uh all you can do is fire the guy if that's your employee right you got to put up a sign that says now booger free booger free or like buy buy a piz don't do that don't do that or just or just famous uh booger flavor pizza and they just like go like double they go with it yeah it's like hey I want some freaking Japanese Mochi guys just beat the ████ out of the D I'm like if you had a guy that you caught at barbell that was ████ on all the equipment at night like what could you possibly do to recover yeah and then the word got out word got out video got the video got out the video got out no but it have to be in your like supplements oh what the hell where people are eating the same thing cuz it's like ████ it's like if if this guy was just picking his nose and put it on like the ████ oven that's different than putting it in the pizza being sent en coffee supplement you could have been
9:17 like you could be like now come sold separately no it comes with it you want to give it with it what how do you how do you save the company if I if I was to do it the American way I'd probably have to file bankruptcy and then sue the supplement manufacturer for allowing that to happen you always just got to sue the next up to get more money oh even though it happened they got to sue the booger manufacturer yeah they're the ones that put the boogies there that's interesting and then what what would you do to the dude that that did it how would you like I don't know I'm not trying to get sued dude that's crazy so he's fired right cuz that's all you can do right you can't like you can't sue the employee for doing something yeah cuz what if I ████ go yo what the ████ he goes bro I'm Native American you want to talk some ████ I'm like oh he's going to pull that card out going to turn to PR
10:07 nightmare would you would you have the guy would you would you have him watch the video with you and be like so what are we going to do about this you watching with him yeah do you do something like this like what are we going to do about this sounds like bass RT you you're watching it together you go now I'm all turned on yeah what you going to do you can't just leave me with blue balls hanging that's the hard part about employees like how you hire them and ████ right like how do you how do you know that the guy you hired isn't this guy that's the craziest thing cuz the company always gets in trouble even though it's the employees doing it absolutely man yeah like why does Domino's got to ████ take the blame that guy's being yeah it's booger boy's fault Shane booger boy why is it Domino's fault you know how it is you have to they should chop off his finger and you know that somebody that's not even in Japan is going to be like I'm not eating dominoes anymore and they're not even the same country like that
10:59 that'll just why you got a h artisia for yeah it's true dude I bet you worst stuff happens at the dominoes in America absolutely for sure of course way worse sometimes it tastes like worse stuff is happening people are coming all over barbell supplements not all of them the one that you sent me for sure like like if remember I told you guys about my my crewmate from back in the day that was ████ in the vanilla like if I know a guy personally that did that ████ and never got caught can you imagine what else isn't being and and that's a guy who'll tell you about it that's a dude that wants you to know about the guy that doesn't want you to know I got a friend who put um his testicle sweat on a hamburger patty because this person was really mean to him at Carl's Jr that's not that bad t top that anybody testicle sweat on a
11:50 bun that's pretty good yeah only only hurts one person jizz in the ████ vanilla goes all out that's yeah you know how many scoops you get out of one of them damn dude you get oh man is that a biohazard if you eat somebody's juice yes yeah it Isam what are you talking any bodily fluid right like anything like why you trying to eat I'm not a scientist I don't want to eat no J you get pregnant I think that's just a dice you have to be willing to roll any time you eat food that's prepared by someone else man oh ████ just be ready to eat some jiza hey even at home even at home Dad Cooks oh God that's why I only only eat dark Foods dark Foods what if they hide it in the dark
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