0:00 Jenny, how have your tastes changed from being in a relationship? >> Everything has changed, but when I I was eating like ecstased is organic. And also, >> were you suppository and drug up your ████ >> Yes. And um I was uh I I was drinking also. I like it. And I was also smoking. And then um I stopped all of that because I really and I exercise more and I want to be healthy so I could live long enough to be with her longer to be with your wife longer. >> Yeah. >> If she starts to get a little Are you like I'm not going to work out that much. I hope I die sooner. >> Uh yeah, I think so. >> Honest question. Did she ask you to or did you just make that call yourself? No, I wanted to do it because I feel
0:50 like she wouldn't like me >> like if I don't do it in the beginning, but still too. >> You got hyped. He got hyped >> from dating. Yeah. >> Oh, snap. >> So, your taste didn't really change. You just wanted to be a better person >> for taste. >> You wanted to give her Yeah. No, I mean that's good. >> That's like I stopped girls for Hannah, you know? >> Like that's Damn, man. That's romantic. >> She wouldn't like that. >> Yeah, she wouldn't like that. >> Don't get credit enough for that, right? We can anytime we want apparently >> every girl wants us all the time and choosing not to anything that walks at any given moment when you have that power. >> I still have to try. >> Yeah, >> especially cuz we have fans. >> Takes a lot of restraint. >> You know what I mean? >> It does. >> So, do you uh feel like you still want to do all those things or do you feel
1:41 restricted or is it like a very willing thing? Like do you get tempted at all? And also, what was your frequency of usage prior to making this decision? >> Yeah, you addict. >> Every day I would do it with my friends, >> smoking weed and stuff. >> Yeah, smoking weed, having a good time, do nothing. >> What about organic ex seeds? >> Organic seeds. Um, that was more like a every weekend thing, but one summer I did it almost every other day. And then >> Oh, damn. You were dropping every other day at one point. >> Every other like three times. Three times to four times a a week. And then >> is that why it takes you so long to answer questions? >> Probably. That's a ████ ton. That's a ████ ton. >> For sure holes in your brain, right? There's There's holes in there, bro. >> Were you trying to do standup at this time, too? >> What? >> No. >> Were you trying to do standup comedy? >> No. No. No.
2:31 >> Well, when you met her, were you like, I'mma quit all this and do something stable like standup comedy? Is that what happened? >> No, that was that was when I tra after I trapped her. But after yeah after I ch after after we love each other and uh stuff like that. But um but yeah I I I still yeah I still do but nowadays yeah I try to yeah I try to be better if I uh eat a but if she gives me less attention >> um >> you start doing drugs again. >> I just you're like I'm going to the Brad Garrett comedy club and she's like oh no no god. >> She never did drugs in her life. She did. We used to smoke weed and did Ecstasy together. >> Oh, so you Oh, but then I was do way frequent. She's like, "Oh, you know, once every month we would do it together." >> Oh, she's more recreational. You're
3:22 You're addicted. >> I was I was really enjoyed it. >> Yeah. But then I was like, "Oh, let me do a recreational thing." And then slowly we slow down together. >> Why are you laughing like this? >> Cuz you cuz the addicted thing. It's stupid. It's so stupid. >> He's being s█████. It's just being stupid. It's not your fault. It's our fault. >> It's It's on me. It's on me. >> I feel bullied right now. >> No, you're not. We love you. >> I'm very proud of you for stopping all that. >> Thank you, man. >> That's bullying right there. That's bullying. He's bullying you. >> I changed also because um my parents was like, "Uh, you need to go to Taiwan because I have lost like 15 20 pounds >> because this is this summer." And then we went to Taiwan for a little bit >> to get fat. >> Yeah. To so that to get away from the
4:13 >> Oh, like rehab and stuff. >> Yeah. Rehab and stuff. >> Yeah. Get away from your all your drug connects. >> Oh, your parents knew you were doing drugs. >> I lost weight. Yeah. >> But that means that >> No, they knew. I had it in the house. My sister called me. >> There was some drugs, my guy, where you losing weight? >> Yeah. Like crap. >> Yeah. No, but I Yeah, I was just having fun. >> What would you do? dance a lot and then you lose weight too cuz you're raving and you're like dancing. >> No, I think I was just out at night having a good time drinking and stuff. Well, you know how it is, dude. Three to four times a week. When you take XC, you are up and you're not hungry. >> You're not hungry. >> So, I was 120. >> That's early OMIC. 120. >> I would purposely not eat so I could get way more. >> Yeah. Yeah. People did that. I thought I was too crazy. >> I would fast all day and I'm just like I can't wait to roll tonight. I feel like I feel like we would drop and like lose
5:03 five pounds a night. >> Yeah. >> Literally then because just water weight. >> You're so dehydrated, too. >> Yeah. >> You're sweating your ass off for no reason. >> Have you guys ever um dropped while you were like you had a flu and a fever and it and it heals you? >> Not heal it. >> Yeah, definitely not heal. But like in the moment >> I remember I had a flu, bro. Like I had a fever, all that. And my buddy was like, "Yo, just go raving, man." And I was like, "Are you sure?" And he goes, "Trust me, dance it off." And I was like, "All right, let's go." So I was like in the car like chilling like this and ████ Oh my god. sweating and ████ He goes, "We're going to the master dome." Right. And we get there, I'ming dropping. And I'm like, "No tracking all night and s███." And I ████ you not. Next day,
5:53 >> you were fine. >> I'm completely fine. I'm a little cracked out. >> I'm a little cracked out. Joe Nordic checked that ████ off, dude. Hey, >> were you drinking water or no? >> I don't know. But I'll tell you this, I kind of slept like 48 hours. >> Okay. Yeah, you have to. >> Like as soon as I That's probably what healed me. But like as soon as I got home, I couldn't I just crashed, right? My mom thought I was in a coma and I died >> cuz she goes, "You didn't can wake up for two days." >> And then I got up and I was like, "Oh my god, this is a new me. I'm not even sick, >> Anthony. I'm a big time uh >> ████ >> Rider? >> No, I'm a writer. You know that. >> How How has your chick changed you? >> Changed me >> from being in a relationship. >> You see, I was thinking about this and I know that there are things that have
6:43 changed. Like, for example, she's a little crunchy. >> So, like I shouldn't eat I can't eat certain things. you know, we can't have certain types of chemicals, certain have, you know, hand soaps have to be a certain brand or like the things that like, you know, >> what do you guys stop? Ever since she she crunched out like you guys don't eat like McDonald's no more or like what? >> It's very rare. Like we'll still indulge, you know, like I'll still randomly indulge in hot Cheetos because I'm like, "F███ it, rebellion." But like that's the rebellion, >> you know? Like that's where it's come to. >> The rebellion doesn't do doesn't do a lot of big moves. So, so basically it's just I've had to adjust my lifestyle and like things that I eat, things that I consume >> and but it's not like I'm I'm like I believe this. I'm more like Yeah, this is this is my house. >> You know what I mean? >> Therefore, I will Yeah. Yeah. >> There's no ideology.
7:33 >> Yeah. Yeah. I get it. No, no, I get it. I get it. I I I believe it's more right than what I'm doing uh out of, you know, no discipline. So you're doing discipline. You used to not be have discipline but because of your >> No, just just just in terms of answering that question of like what has like how should she change me? I'm like dude like one of the honestly truly more than matters of the heart like when your when your diet or your lifestyle changes because things can't be in the house or we can't eat a certain thing or like you know if we're I'm responsible for cooking or the groceries we buy or the restaurants we go to that's an everyday thing. You're consciously like okay I no longer do this for the sake of my partner. But it's also for the sake of myself because >> it's a very conscious change though. >> Yeah, it's a conscious thing versus like I also am like yeah and that's my personal admission. I should be more on like the oh duh that's the right thing
8:25 therefore I do adopt but my fat asses of course every now and then I'm like but I want to eat that. You know >> I used to think that like if you're like trying to charge moonstones or something you're probably gay but like that's like part of my life now. My wife does that ████ all the time so I'm just used to it. How does she charge it with the moon? >> She puts the stones outside in the moonlight. >> Yeah, Nina. Nah's got her stones by the sun as well. >> Are you charging it? >> Am I charging it? >> Yeah, because you said you said she'd charge it. But are you charging? >> The moon's charging it. Really? >> Excuse me, bigot. >> Okay, but you got to you got to take it out to charge it >> in this coffee shop. >> You get it though, right? >> You think I'ming putting them out there? No. >> No. No, >> but what if you like, can you ████ go charge her? I'm >> if she's sick or something. Never
9:15 happens. >> This is why you got to move in to find out about the charging stuff. >> That's what I'm saying. You got to find out about all the >> eccentric ████ >> They don't just charge batteries, dude. >> No, they do eccentric ████ you don't even know about. >> They told me to move in after dating for 3 months. >> By the way, my wife will I'm not even kidding. I'll just like wake up in the morning and like I look up and there's Darth Maul. I'm like, "What the ████ is this?" And she's wearing this laser mask like lights her ████ up all red and all this ████ >> Well, it's good for skin though. >> No, but I'm not even kidding. And then she like tries to scare me with it cuz she knows that I I get freaked out cuz I have in my whole life I've had very scary dreams uh my whole life. And so she really with me hard with it. But she wears the dark Darth Maul mask and she's like, "Let me suck your s███." Like this ████ is the worst. But yeah, she's chasing me around the house with a dark
10:05 mall mask and she's like, "Let me suck." >> That's pretty cool. >> No, but she doesn't want to suck my >> that Okay, just saying it. >> Saying the line. >> Oh, you don't pull your out and go, "Man, you >> sent me with a good time. >> I got that dick cheese in there, bud. >> I'm not doing that. ████ my whole ████ up." >> You know, one really really small thing, but like this does make a deal. Um my mom uh all the time would cook me sunny side of eggs like for breakfast and I'll be like the best right. But like you know we shop with wherever the coupon for ising Albertson's or Lies or Stater Brothers like or whatever you know. So what does that mean? That means your egg whites are white as your yellows are yellow as it's just it's not the organic. It's the cheap right? And it's a certain how do you cook it? You cook them on like vegetable oil in like a in like a hexclad pan that's not really hexclad. It's like, you know what I'm
10:55 saying? Like nonstick. Some cheap. >> Yeah. It's got the stuff nonstick. So everything's convenient. But >> with with even like a spatula that maybe has like rubber on it or some ████ that that was my whole life. >> Yeah. >> But like, you know, like we got to have stainless steel because we can't do this because it's the right way. And then No, we don't do vegetable oil. At worst, we're going to do olive oil, but for the eggs, we going to do butter. And then from there, we got to get these mother organic, you know, farm raised blah blah blah eggs. And like I get it >> because and then there's salt on it. And it's like, no, it's infinitely better. And that's that's why I get it. But then but then I'm like, it's also marginally more expensive for the rest of your life. Cuz like when you're exposed to better and it becomes routine, >> you can't go back to what you was used to. >> Yeah. >> Would you would you do that though? Would you be okay with it
11:46 >> going back? >> Yeah. >> No, that's the problem. No, you can't. But I I want to go back to those prices. I want to go back to, you know, how expensive. I had to argue and convince her. I had I had to convince her to go to the Kirkland organic farm-raised eggs, not the regular pasture-raised whatever expensive $12.99 a dozen nonsense. Like I had to convince her to get the Costco Kirkland ones cuz it's slightly cheaper. >> But when you said the pans and the the rubber thing, that is bad though. >> What What's bad about it? whether the chemical is coming into your food. >> Oh, how'd your grandpa live? >> Well, there's people that grew up on that ████ for like their whole life, right? And they're perfectly fine. So, I get what he's saying. He's like, >> there's people with $10 pans and now we're spending $200 on pans. >> That's true. But statistically speaking, more people are dying with >> Oh. Oh, you got the stats on theing
12:36 pans, bro. >> I'm just saying if you eat rubber every day, >> I eat Dude, you ever roll your window down in LA? Wait, wait. You ever lived in LA traffic? You roll your window down, you're getting rubber up your lungs all day. Are you kidding me? From the brake fluid. Yeah. >> And that's why I'm not breathing well. >> That's why I came here. >> Yeah. Okay. All right. You're chill. Your proof.
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