0:00 and then I I had heard one time somebody say that like um your body's kind of like a a blank canvas or a journal and every single one of your tattoos is like a journal entry did gay guys tell you that [Music] all right this um this news is interesting because it feels more like this is America but actually this news is China oh dude one in the same this teenager gets a tattoo right yeah it costs 115 bucks oh this one 115 bucks yep cost 150 bucks she gets a tattoo 115 what's their currency in China you won you won so that's like 800 yuan that's the cost of an expensive haircut yeah oh for a tattoo so gods of an expensive anything you you guys got a
0:50 hundred dollar haircut I don't get 100 haircuts but I know some people that do haul as much as yours Tim my I saved so much more money than you because I haven't got a haircut since ████ lockdown and you look great thank you so do you but you've spent money on it I know I have to because your hair used to be loud what happened you got an image something no but I'm trying to look young and pero also your skit had a fade though the thing about it is now when my sides aren't fresh when the fade isn't fresh you see these Grays trickling oh mine's like that too yeah so I need to keep my ████ fresh nice diet no I like to eat I love that ████ I ████ love that
1:40 ████ you got a good crap for that I almost got my skateboard and hit everybody with this what you're wearing the same sweater as yesterday chill out man hey hey I had to represent my unrelated burn well that's what he'd be doing you ain't shouting the wheat dog shut the ████ up hey I gotta do shorts though these are Adidas those are cool unrelated another thing but shorts good shorts and the under the t-shirt's new okay what brand Reebok it's a Spartan oh from the Spartan Race when'd you do the Spartan Race four years ago it's a nice shirt baby how was it it's a participation award love the merch yep okay tell us about all right so this tattoo right Chinese teen gets a tattoo spends about 115 bucks decides that he doesn't want it
2:31 and regrets it oh so he sues the tattoo artist who gave it to him they sue over there that is American holy ████ so young that's why uh people they have the bystander effect in China because like remember we found out that people don't help each other because they'll be like oh if this guy's injured and I help him out they can turn around and sue me uh interesting yeah they um so he Sues and he Demands a refund an apology and approximately three thousand dollars whoa you can't be suing for more than what you pay ████ but here's what happened he ended up winning what and the court ordered the tattoo artist to pay him 717 bucks so seven times basically seven times what he paid what's his tattoo look like
3:21 it looks like a you look good it looks like a sleeve I'll show you right now you got to sleep for 150 bucks which is really surprising you know but I read this article too look at that and he got the whole thing for 15 bucks let's go to China dude a part of the reason that he won is because he's so young and it was like that's the uh that's the key right there he was underage you're not allowed to even sell somebody a tattoo when they're under 18. with false pretense you're not cool if you card I got an underage tattoo this is this is exactly why you can't sell to people underage because they don't ████ know what they're doing they're stupid yeah I have it under it too which one throwing on my chest that's an underage I got that ████ at 16. how are you I got 16. but that means that tattoo place is cool how did you get it without your parents
4:11 like writing a note and ████ me and my friend we started hanging out asking visiting and then after like three months of convincing he was like all right I'll give you two a tattoo what's it say because I was like I want to learn how to tattoo so he goes come in and draw and then it's just it's a call it's my last oh word yeah my buddy has one too we got at the same time but he was like a year or no he was all he was almost 18. he got you to college oh 16. wait you got juicycala no [Laughter] he got his Japanese name on both chests on both both sides and I got mine right here and then um yeah we should just hang out there all the time and we're just like come on man he goes nah I
5:02 can't do it man you're not you just get bugging the ████ and I was like hey but check it out though I want to be a tourist one day and then he goes all right well well we can't let you tattoo but I mean if you want to hang around and just draw I teach you so then I would just we would just be there all the time just drawing and drawing and showing our dedication and after three months he's all like all right come here and he just tattooed us and then after that dude a lot of dedication I want to understand I want to show my grand it's a cool apprenticeship I didn't know we were just we were just about to learn and do all this stuff and then one day he's all like hey I heard you're selling drugs and I was like well how else am I gonna pay for tattoos and stuff and you're like ████ he's like nah man he goes you either become a tattoo artist or and you quit that ████ or what's up
5:52 and I was like I would stay a drug dealer so I see you didn't become a tattoo artist good old Gardena I got my first tattoo like a month ago really what is that oh the champ stand okay it's a bit it's like a male ████ stamp really it's um it's it's chocolate um in Thai in my dad's handwriters how did your dad feel about you getting a tattoo so let me tell you my dad was like so against tattoos for so long and that's a big reason why I didn't get any right and then one day he was just like you know what yeah yeah whatever I was oh ████ and he was like you know what if you let me draw it then then I'll be cool with it right and then I told him I wanted to get John the wrong so he was like let me do it in my hand right I was like oh lit so he sent me a few options and then um it's just on like right right under my neck right there oh that's so cool bro I thought you
6:44 actually had a ████ stamp and you're gonna turn around and show us a ████ no no no no he's just gonna go like this yeah you can still see that from the back yeah first tattoo that's tight are you gonna get more I'm thinking about it because I watched so much ink master like oh do you yeah so I like follow the different artists on Instagram and ████ and here's what I want to do is like you know so my daughter's name is Veda right and people always say Darth Vader like Rick Rick calls her Dorothy and ████ you know so I wanted to get a new school tattoo with veda's face as Darth Vader um doing some like you know like I don't know like like ████ choking a teddy bear or something and there's one artist specifically that does a lot of like new school and she does portraits and I like follow she's in Massachusetts but I'm like oh man that would be sick if I get this like on my thigh or some ████ you
7:34 know so I'm like thinking about it I don't know hell yeah you know this is cool so that's who's a ████ sick and especially if your dog girl's gonna be like yeah I'm choking a ████ on a ████ tattoo that's cooler than you know some some cute stuff sometimes and then JK news across my chest yeah whoa and Kirkland on your lower back yeah that's crazy and fun Bros right here yeah yeah that's crazy you avoided getting tattoos for so long growing up in Paramount I feel like that ████ would have been mad easy to get I what yes your ████ prison tattoos I mean you know I avoided it for a long time okay when I was younger I wanted like so many tattoos right ████ I had a whole list of ████ me too yeah yeah when I got older I was like and I know I want to do the acting ████ and I wanted to just keep everything
8:24 looking pure especially since like I feel like as an Asian actor I can play really young for a long time right so in my head it was gonna come down to me and the guy without tattoos and I'm like oh we gotta cover his ████ up let's go with this guy and also my dad was super against it and then I just kind of got to a point where I went so long without tattoos I felt kind of special you know I'm like oh everybody has a tooth I'm one of the only people without tattoos you're pure blood a pure skin sexy boy right but then I was like all right I'm grown let's ████ do it that's cool that's it that's cool man did any of you guys get tattoos underage did you get one before you were 18. no what about your fear everyone when was that 19 so right after yeah you got that too I just have um find it find it
9:14 I just had this this one hold on take it all off dude excuse me you have a lot of layers bro it's cold in here why oh that's clean it was like um it's like a bandana pattern mixed with like tribal so it's sort of like Filipino Americans is it unfinished it is unfinished that's what I thought yeah she uh the artist died for real no oh my God [Laughter] because also sometimes I feel like I'm
10:04 too old for pain you know what I mean you're too old for pain yeah like so I'm I'm getting a tattoo next month because I have to uh are they gonna knock you out first no I told them I was like yo I'm like you guys got the numbing creams and ████ I'm too old for ████ pain man I have a friend that goes to um well he has a full body suit right and what he does is he goes to the laser tattoo removal place yeah because they can do these injections which is way stronger than a cream so he goes there inject it up and then he goes to the tattoo part it just stays on that's cheating but he gets his whole body then he goes I don't feel ████ for real but he's not for me I'm like it sounds like
10:55 the move that sounds kind of cool because I'm too old for pain man yeah a lot of people put a topical anal cream what yeah you know yeah there's a tropical anal cream is that for like butt sex but Young yeah sometimes people need that ████ oh it's a hemorrhoid cream yeah that makes sense but it's like really numbing off of a topical thing so if you wipe that and then you don't feel it but the only thing is that what you did say is you do it it makes you want to have anal sex the only thing is if you're doing like a longer piece when the thing wears out
11:45 you feel the pain everywhere at once I'd rather do that I don't mind feeling the pain everywhere I want I just want to be sitting through like five hours of pain what was your longest session for a tattoo they're all like seven eight hours oh one like one straight through yeah like this bottom one because there's so much little detail yeah it was like um looks good though it was like four eight hour sessions damn and it's a long four eight thirty two hours hey that's really long for that that area just down here just for myself because sometimes I'll be like this for ████ like four you gotta use a small needle huh yeah they're gonna be like that's really long for that like stupid looking texture yeah remember that white cat you said it I don't sound like man that's like a too old to be looking to sit around ████ crying and ████ you know I didn't you already know this one's gonna hurt more than any other
12:35 part in your arm that's why I need my creams get the ████ out of here dude so Nick when you get a tattoo you don't have one right are you gonna get just a black belt tattooed right now dude no because I'll be a brown belt forever I'm a white belt forever hey straight up dude I think you should get more great tattooed on you man the way the way it's written in the ████ cupboard Mark great get your mom's name yeah you don't want no tattoos your whole life huh I don't think I'm not like like not down to get one what if you get like a regular ear right here then it'll that'll hurt my feelings actually even the mention of it will hurt his feelings don't talk about normal ears around me okay all right fine or a black belt I'm sick of it you never thought about getting one and then you were like nah you know yeah it's never been a thing I never really had anything in my mind that I was like oh I makes me really want to get that for some reason I don't know why maybe later
13:25 maybe if I like I think having a kid down the line yeah yeah that's true yeah I always hear the people like yo first one has to be so meaningful and after that they're like yeah ████ tattoo the Nestle Crunch bar oh that's good okay I'll do that and they're walking in the shop pointing at the wall I'll take two of those yeah that's a cool bird because that's what they say though right like once you get one you're like oh I'm hooked for sure the mentality that changed Mama because I also was like man I gotta get like the right Dance Gotta Be meaningful and dope right and then I I had heard one time somebody say that like um your body's kind of like a a blank canvas or a journal and every single one of your tattoos is like a journal entry oh yeah I smell like a journal yeah that's cooler because because like then I could get something stupid or dumb they're gay guys tell you that and the artist gets better and better like no matter who the best person you find out in five years that person sucks
14:16 ass yeah that's true that's why I don't get no tattoos there it just keeps getting better what I liked before ████ hate it now I know dude there's so many I'm glad I didn't get yeah that's another reason I'm a very wishing woman yes I almost got Old English ████ letters on my back saying what ████ it yo mama you say say what you say yeah just nisei that means second generation it's stupid why do people even know I'm a second generation Japanese why it's the old English thing in Old English that's what's good about like tattoos being hard to get is that if they weren't we would have been ████ had Integra Type R on our lower back we would all have that right not me I would have had 94 Toyota Corolla
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