0:00 Dr. Doom. That's different. Put on sunglasses now. >> a different guy. >> No, I got it. I'm on board. I'm on board now. And he can work can it do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. New task. Eating ass. >> [laughter] >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. We got a bunch of a movie boys here. We got a bunch of donuts here as well. Check this out. This is recommended by our good friend >> Richie over here. These donuts. >> These donuts. >> outside in the North Las Vegas area and we're going to try these out because we've been feeling some donuts. You said they're the best donuts of Vegas. >> THEY ARE 1,000%. >> [screaming] >> DAMN, THESE LOOK good actually. Did any of the Ube ones make it in there? >> Yeah, I think so. It's right there. >> one. I asked I asked for it. We're going
0:51 to eat donuts and talk about how excited we are for Avengers Doomsday. Oh, yes. >> What are you going to pick? >> No, you first. You go first. Ladies first. Ladies first. Ladies >> you ordered it. >> Ladies first. Ladies first. Good to be then. First. >> trans first. >> Yeah. Guest first. Guest first. >> No, not trans first. Not trans first. Guest first. Trans first? Yeah. >> Yeah. Bar Bar is a identifying as a trans. >> Uh like we were just talking about rotation. The original Avengers Secret Wars was supposed to come out like this month. >> coming out like yeah. That is Ube. That's Ube. And that's not happening now. But I think the main thing about that was because of Kang the Conqueror. Yeah. Jonathan Majors had the legal issues and then Kang got kind of scrapped in the >> They might they might bring him back. Did you hear about that, Richie? >> Yeah, they're going to bring Jonathan Majors back as Kang. Are they actually doing that? >> That's is the rumor of it. Got it? So,
1:41 what's this whole Doomsday thing about? Is that about >> [laughter] >> Dude, there's a guy called Doctor Doom. Yeah, what is that? >> Who's Robert Downey Jr. by the way? I already don't like it, dude. What do you mean? It's Robert Downey Jr. >> I know, but you got to you got to like you got to bury the character with the guy. I'm I'm one of those guys. It's not he's not Iron Man. I think it's going to be like an alternate timeline of it. >> Yeah, he's not coming back as Iron Man. He's coming back as a bad guy. >> I'd rather have him come back as Iron Man. I think everybody would, but we'll take it. >> He died. Spoiler alert. >> I'm one of those guys at the That's how my brain works. Okay. >> Like I'm one of the You know, like you know, in like Game of Thrones Joffrey, everyone hates his guts because that guy is Joffrey. That's me. Okay. >> That guy, the actor is married to the character. Like Biff from Back to
2:32 the Future is always Biff. No matter what. >> You know that he's an actual comedian? Yes, he's very funny. Yeah, I didn't I I read that and I was like, oh, he's a bad guy. He's actually cuz he's actually funny in the in the movie. >> good. So. Me and that, these ████ fresh and ████ soft. >> Yeah. These are so good. You got a jelly one? Mhm. I got a sugar twist. That looks good. So. These are really good. But I guess so for me I'm like Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man. Okay, well you're in the complete minority. Everyone's extremely excited about this and you're as usual weird and wrong. >> I am weird and wrong. Go online and watch the trailer? No, not the trailer. Watch the Doctor Doom reveal with Robert Downey Jr. at Comic-Con and listen to the reaction. When he takes off the mask and they see that it's him, they lose their ████ Like Bart's going like this. >> [laughter] >> And he goes, same mask or so he goes,
3:22 different new new mask, same task. What the ████ is he Something like that. >> Same task, new mask. Okay, I'll watch that clip. Maybe it'll change my mind. I'll pull it up then if if that helps. Yeah, pull it up. Everyone's stoked. >> I do have my expectations moderated though. >> Why? Well, one because when the first Avengers entire thing was rolling out all the way to Infinity Wars and Endgame there were no expectations. You you were experiencing the whole arc for the first time. >> Yeah. You know? >> That's true. Now we've already gone through like that's the highest echelon of greatness in superhero like movie lore ever. And all the movies since then have been kind of like mediocre. So. I think the best one so far has been Thunderbolts. I thought that was really good. >> That was good. That was solid one. AKA New Avengers. I didn't see that one, but I heard good things. Everyone said that was like the best one they made. Yeah, I got the volume. at Comic-Con and
4:13 they're going to reveal >> I can't believe Bart's seeing this for the first time. He's like 2 years old. >> Why why you have it at 17? Why you have it at 17? >> What are you talking about? Oh, cuz it's uh bullshitting. Here. Oh, wait. You can't hear from the TV yet? Why? Why isn't it coming out of the thing? Look, it's only coming out of my my computer. All right, I'm just going to play it from my computer. I'm playing it from the computer. Yeah. Who could play Victor Von Doom? >> [clears throat] >> Wow. But he's been typecasted with Bart, so he's forever Iron Man. >> [cheering] >> No, that's different. Put on sunglasses now. >> No, it's a different guy. >> [laughter] >> No, I got it. I'm on board. I'm on board And he can work can it do?
5:03 >> yeah. New task. Eating ass. >> [laughter] [screaming] >> Come on, dude. >> Okay, I'm on board. So, I think this is huge because after Endgame kind of the MCU is like a lot [snorts] of it. So, it was huge because they not only brought back Robert Downey Jr., but they also brought back the Russo brothers who directed the entire saga and wrote it. >> Yeah. And they they did Civil War, which everyone liked. Hell, yeah. Civil War was was legit. So, but Fantastic Four was was decent. I thought it was a good start to it. It was it was a good it it it had to be a intro movie to to it because
5:55 it's like a filler to start building up to Doctor Doom and Doomsday and all this other stuff with the Avengers. And then at the end of Thundercats you see the Fantastic Four ship coming into their atmosphere or Thunderbolts, yeah. And uh um and then there's the what was the theory on that is that they don't know if it's the Fantastic Four on that ship or if it's Doctor Doom coming to their planet on that ship. Supposedly they say that Doctor Doom is like stronger than Thanos. So, that's what they were saying. So, yeah. So. There might even be um the other variant of Thanos in Doomsday. I did hear that. That's right. Thanos or whatever, the one with the crown. Mhm. Okay. Yeah. So, he might come back. There's all these rumors. I think right now the saving franchise um of of anything in this phase of the MCU is probably just like Tom Holland
6:45 Spider-Man arc. Yeah. That's probably the best one. Yes. He's the best Spider-Man. He is he is the best Spider-Man. I even love the the cartoon version with Miles Morales. That's my favorite Marvel anything >> Good. The drawing, the the the the storyline, everything is so good. And the fact that the last movie left us on a cliffhanger and they >> the third one, right? Yeah, yeah, they haven't even had >> one was supposed to come out in March 2024. And then what happened? It's been pushed back over and over. Now the new date is June June 14th Father's Day weekend 2027. But everyone trusts those guys cuz those >> Yeah, everybody's like, dude, do your thing. They killed it. Yeah, on both of us. It has to be as good as like you need They just they literally like this week announced that it's now being aspect ratioed for IMAX, which is like going to be sick. But yeah, most of the MCU stuff was just to me just filler after Endgame. Like it was Absolutely.
7:35 It it was filler. Like even the even the new Black Panther movie, that was a filler movie. >> Totally. I was Ant-Man was garbage. >> Totally sucks. And what the How did they have I'm by the way, how did they set up I've started with this before, but how did they set up the new bad guy, right? Jonathan Majors by having Ant-Man beat him in the first movie? Like I just thought that was whack. It just ruined the stakes for me. >> I think it kind of ties into Loki, that series on how there's like numerous Kang. >> Loki is a great series. Mhm. Great series. Great great series cuz Loki's dead, but he's alive. So, because it's a different alternate alternate timeline. But to me that's like remember the build up to Thanos was like we keep seeing Thanos is behind everything and the bad guys keep failing. Thanos isn't failing. He's like, fine, I'll do it myself. And that was like you don't see him get beat first and then he's like we're still
8:26 afraid of him for some reason just cuz you tell us he's the bad guy. That never worked for me. Yeah, we'll see. They if they they're going to have to be really creative with this. With with Doomsday and and how they how they play it in. And how they I think how they're doing the timelines and stuff is really creative and trying to cuz it's got to keep everyone engaged and and believable at the same time. What's the first time I've seen like people uniformly being excited about a Marvel movie? >> Yes. Like this is the one. I think this is going to be a monster hit, too. It's it's going to it's going to have to be. So. They're they're eyeing um the uh co-star of F1. What's that dude's name? Not Brad Pitt, obviously. The the other black dude. They're eyeing him as the new Black Panther. Oh, yeah, they should recast that. >> Well, they made a sister Black Panther. So, is that supposed to just be temporary? >> They made a sister Black Panther as in
9:16 the interim. I think they actually did a good job with the sequel considering Chadwick Boseman's rest in peace rest in peace's death. Damson Idris is his name. Yeah. And then they ended it in the post or mid-credit scene with her visiting Haiti to to where Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther's wife was there and then they met his son who they also named T'Challa. So, the whole concept supposed to be that kid grows up to be T'Challa and it continues that even though we we in the MCU know that that's the son and that's only because yeah, unfortunately he died. Which I think is acceptable, right? Like So, they what I really think they should do is if they're if they don't want Jonathan Majors for Kang or if they want to re recast Black Panther they just I mean they just need to continue to ride the Robert Downey Jr. wave and his character from Tropic Thunder that black guy should
10:08 play [laughter] Black Panther or or Kang the Conqueror. So that guy should be the new he should be an actual actor for these movies as a black dude. So he should they just ride the Robert Downey Jr. wave all the way through. Yep. He's the white guy, he's the bad guy, he's the good guy, he's the black guy. So It'd be like Eddie Murphy and and >> Nutty Professor style, yeah. Yeah, there you go. What's the movie where it was the the Falcon guy is the new Captain America now? >> Oh, yeah. A Brave New Day or whatever. >> Brave New World, yeah. Brave New World, that was all right. That was a filler movie, too. It was all right. I mean they were just introducing Red Hulk and um it's just to me it's just he's just not a superhero because it well he can fly, but he's not strong. He's doesn't have the serum in him or anything like that. It's too gadgety for me. Too kind of gadgety, you know. >> of ████ gadgets to do his job.
10:58 >> He's not a main character to me because of that. Yeah, like at least like >> More like a movie about a side character. >> Yeah, Chris Evans like he was ████ this first super soldier like they injected him with the you know, I guess what our equivalent would be the T, you know, just like just just JUST ████ JUST ALL just all bulked up and ████ but uh but the new guy is he's not that. Just like uh you know I thought was a really kind of like jumped off topic for a second, but a really we're talking about series of Loki I thought that Hawkeye that series was super ████ good. When it it was around Christmas time and it came at Hawkeye and he had that little girl sidekick with him. Oh, with um with the Spider-Gwen, that girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the voice actor for that. So then they're talking about that uh I I I I I I I I I can really care less either way on this, but I don't know if some people will get freaked out on this, but there's some people who are saying that Gwen in this in the Spider-Verse one is trans.
11:49 She is? That that's what that's what some people are saying. I was like, "I don't see it. I don't think so." >> I don't see it either. But that's what Spider-Verse, no, she's definitely going to have a relationship with Miles in some way. >> Yep. Yeah, definitely. They've been literally teasing it the entire time. >> It looks like stereotypical non-trans. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is is it wrong to say that I think she's she's attractive as a cartoon character? No. No, no. What How old is she before I say that? Well, yeah, I'm a grown man, but how old is she in the movie? >> [laughter] >> Well, how old is the cartoon? She she's she's She's at least She's like 19 18 19 years old at least. >> She's attractive in the first movie, I think it's okay if we say she's attractive in the third. Okay, third one, okay. So and blame it on the artist for that. >> turns into a guy. So like >> [laughter] >> She's just hot in real life. What's her name again? I don't remember. Oh, there's a a live-action version of her?
12:39 No, just that girl in general. She was in Sinners. That actress. She was in Hawkeye. She just married the football player. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Josh Allen, right? >> Josh Allen, Hailee Steinfeld. Hailee Steinfeld. She's fine. Shout out Bills, you guys suck this year again. I love it. Yeah, that makes me happy. And Bill, ████ in the Chargers ████ Herbert's ████ girlfriend, you see pictures of him and her Yeah, man, what's her name? Um ████ what's her name? That Madison Beer? Yes. Yes, yes. They saw them at the ████ at the basketball game or whatnot and it was like They were just at the Dodgers game, too, and he was sitting Yeah, for sure. But he was at the Dodgers game and then he was sitting there with I can't remember who the hell it was. It was Justin Bieber. And like they're all having a conversation and I could tell Herbert's a real sports guy cuz he was actually watching the game. Everyone else was talking. I That's one thing like when we go to like uh Golden Knights games like I got to be close
13:29 like we sit close to the glass and it's cuz I'm I'm in the game. Like we sat up once in the in the in the nosebleeds once, which are still good seats, but everyone around is just talking about ████ I'm like, "I'm trying to pay attention to the game here. Like come on, man." That's like when I'm at a Super Bowl party or whatever and the ████ are like, "Put on the Puppy Bowl." I'm like I will burn the house down to the ground. Yeah, I want to watch Super Bowl. >> Watching the damn game, yeah. I mean as close second would be the Lingerie Bowl, but you know. Yeah, I'm into that. We'll have a we have picture to picture. Yeah, you know. >> [laughter]
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