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Which Asian is the Most Likely to Kidnap Maduro?

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0:05 Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about what Asian is the most likely to kidnap Maduro. Oh my god. >> Venezuelan? The Venezuelian? Which one? Okay. I wonder which ones have the best like special ops in Asia. That's what it's going to take, huh? >> Yeah. And I did used to watch those like top 10 best special training ████ And then like they would show you like all the different like militaries. And I guess like Malaysia actually has a really sick one. I didn't know that. >> know that either. But they all had have to have one cuz they have to do operations. They all have defense. >> You got to have, I guess, two things. One is who has the capability and the other one is who has the motive. Wait, is there is there a reason why Asians should kidnap Maduro? I guess China the in terms of motive, right? Like who wants to control the oil there, right? >> Yeah.

0:56 But also I don't have very much confidence in Chinese special ops. Hey. >> Cuz they're brand new. They haven't been training. It's like imagine like you try to send your basketball team who you've been rehearsing with only Chinese people for the last 20 years and you send them to the NBA and they'll get destroyed. They've been doing this ████ for ████ decades. >> Cuz they're short or because they don't know what they're doing. Maybe Korea. May- maybe cuz they they cross-train with America. Yeah, they joint operation with yeah, all the Western nations. And then um they're actually in war. So like they're constantly training. They're their whole population goes to boot camp. So like they might just be more like trained. But then China has the population and then they probably train in secret and they got the money. Yeah, but they don't have the experience, the actual like real world experience. I think they'll get smoked. Maybe the North Korean guy, dude. I

1:46 think the North Korean guy The North, man. I think no, I think they have bad they have old tactics. Have you seen those North Korean uh like military videos where they're doing cartwheels and and shooting? Like a special ops dude would do a cartwheel out of nowhere and then like shoot a target and and they think that's sick. I think that's sick. I think that guy will if they go up against ours, they'll get smoked. What if that's the whole point? >> You guys are shooting each other and this ████ throw a cartwheel and he ████ shoots you like, "Damn, I deserve to die." They're just showing the entire world their military foolishness. So everybody's like, "Dude, they're not a threat." >> That's pretty good tactic. >> These guys think they're the Matrix, dude. >> [laughter] >> And then I think the other group that'd be sick, but I don't think they have the motive is uh you know the Gurkhas, Nepalese Gurkhas. >> Oh, those guys. >> Cuz they do their special forces training in Great Britain. But I thought the Gurkhas was UK military, though. I

2:37 didn't know that They're from Nepal. Yeah, so but that's I thought that was UK military. No, they go to the U- I think it's like a joint operation, but they go and do the special forces in Great Britain. And who is who are the people that invented the whole special forces concept to begin with? Yeah. What do you what do you guys think of the whole Maduro thing over there in in Brazil? It's it's just like here. It's like the the the split between like Democrats and Republicans, side and leftists and yeah. It's it's I I got The exact same split, really? I've watched a hell of videos. I mean it's just it's just wild. So the president that we have right now is is a president that was, you know, proven guilty in court for like Lula, right? >> Yeah, he basically ████ stole the most money out of like anybody around the world from where I understand. From

3:28 like cuz he had like reaching oil and all other kinds of stuff. He just got on like many schemes when he was cuz they were ruling for like a total of like 12 years. Wow. Yeah, bro. And then finally we got a different president. And now they put that guy in jail. >> Bolsonaro. Yeah, and they put that guy in jail basically on like conspiracy to try and kill the new president. That's why he's in jail. So it's like it's it's it's pretty it's pretty wild. And again, that's because I'm on the other side, I guess, you know, that's why I'm putting like that. But then whenever you see this guy interviewing them and being like, "Hey, how do you feel, you know, about people saying this and this and that?" Like they're like, "Yeah, ████ that." Like well, if I told you that was Lula that said that, they're like and you just see them freaking out like, "What the ████ you talking about? And ████ you, you know?" And they just get angry like instead of having a good argument. So yeah, it's it's very similar. >> Very similar, then. Yeah. >> Remember they did they did those street interviews here, too, when they would list out all the stuff that like Joe

4:18 Biden did? And then they think you're talking about them. They're like, "Yeah, if I told you it was Joe Biden that said that." It's basically what they're doing. Yeah, they did that, too. And then people get mad. Yeah. Guys just like freak out and and fight about it, but I think from from from the perspective of anyone that has like, you know, common sense is like, "Dude, it is what it is. Like they were already you know, people are living in a hostile environment for the longest. So I saw another video of this Venezuelan guy here where like they he went to a protest. He's like, "Hey, are you are you from Venezuela? Like I'm from Venezuela. Are you from Venezuela?" "No, I'm not. That guy is." And he goes, "Are you from Venezuela?" "Yeah, yeah. Are you what part?" And then the guy says, "Uh I don't know." So basically it was like a bunch of South Americans or someone from somewhere else that they got hired to go there and do a paid protesters to act like they're protesting against it here. When like nobody else is here, it's like, "No, those ████ are

5:08 Venezuelans whatever." So I was like, "Uh see, like I I can't see that because I don't see anybody living under a dictatorship that's like, "Man, we love that guy, man. That was our dude." Like the country's The people at the top love that guy. His buddies love him. >> Everybody's celebrating that like, "Oh, finally over." I have two Venezuelan friends and they're both extremely happy. Yeah, extremely happy. At least you got a I see a lot of just Venezuelans coming out and and be- being happy, but I don't see anyone saying like this shouldn't have happened. I see a I see a bunch of white ladies saying that. Dude, that's what I'm trying to And I also see a bunch of white ladies talking over. >> They shouldn't do that. I'm like At the end of the day it is it is like, you know, like like anything in the history of the world is a dirty move of like power and there's definitely some interesting there. Some They're probably making some good money out of it. I've seen like people talking

5:58 about they got hell of money, silver, you know, like from from their thing. So I don't know exactly what the move was for America to go and do it. But again, if America didn't do it, someone could go and do it. They're just like at that point they're like, you know, a weak situation, you know. They're self-destructive, I guess. And this is a small little country. With a ████ ton of oil. With a ████ ton of oil. ████ ton of oil. You know how some people are like, "Oh, we shouldn't promote colonialism and all that stuff." But I'm like, just listen to what the locals are saying because I know hella Cantonese people that wished Hong Kong stayed under British colon- like rule. They ████ loved British like governance, Western style, because there's more equality. And then yeah. >> China's going to be wouldn't be sad of being the only country in South America to have ████ dollar as their as their pay, you know, especially if things do like upscale their their economy and

6:49 they have like a better life now cuz they were all in poverty and What was the biggest change cuz it was like '99, right? That's when I mean they were protesting to to not go back to China. Oh, the the 99-year rule thing where yeah, yeah. So so I remember that celebration that was broadcast over TV. Um but yeah, after the 99 years under British rule, they had to give it back to China. But I I mean yeah, like in in a very Westernized forward-thinking world, the the things like, you know, civil liberties, equality, all that stuff, it it goes right back to a communist kind of, you know, miles away kind of dictatorship type of communism. So of course there some people against it, but you're not allowed to say that publicly. Yeah. There there there's speech laws and things like that weren't being They were going to basically they're like, "Don't worry, it's going to be you're

7:39 going to be able to govern the same way." That's what they said. But as time went on, journalists were getting kidnapped. All these and then there was that controversy that made it really tense where there was someone that like said some ████ in Taiwan and then when they went back to Hong Kong, the Chinese police took them and like it was just all kinds of messy things because of the conflicting laws that they had where like the speech laws in the in Hong Kong where was conflicting with China. Yeah. It's one of those like like you totally have free speech and then there's like this little corner of like except as long as you don't say anything against the CCP, you know, like >> that happened in Brazil, too. Like I think it was back in the '80s or '70s, I want to say. But the same thing, dictatorship, you know, leadership of the country and they start kidnapping

8:30 everybody and get all these artists that are like free speech and they're trying to like tell people stuff. They're all running out of the country and going to live in Europe for like a minute until years later they're finally over. But a lot of people disappeared at that point. Nobody knows what the hell happened. I don't understand why Americans want socialism or anything close to it. You need to listen to people that ran away from it. Cuz I'm like or yeah, just move out. >> Talk to any Cuban lady, man. Cuban Cuban people will tell you a bajillion times over why you shouldn't They think that they're kind of dumb minorities and they don't know what they're talking about. Because every time you bring it up, they say that's not the one they're talking about. They go, "That's not perfectly executed." And which one is? New York, apparently. Oh gosh. Nice. So I mean I guess it really still comes down to like oil, right? The the Venezuelan situation

9:21 with Maduro and stuff like that. We Well, of course, you know, there's the maybe the front-facing concept of like drugs and trafficking to to this you know >> Warranted the reason, yeah. >> Yeah, but of course it's clearly oil. I mean But number one reason's about freedom. >> [laughter] >> But even then, right? Like they're they're talking about how like the the mismanagement of and the production of like oil barrels and stuff like that from Venezuela has like dropped from like two two million to like 800,000 per month or something like that. >> reason why they had to act and this is not a moral one, but a strategic one. They had to act quickly because China was already working on getting it by giving Venezuela hella loans and stuff. So, they use what's called soft power. So, they do it through like >> with Africa, huh? Yeah, so they do it all over Africa right now where they'll

10:11 they'll be like, "Dude, what we're going to build your roads. We're going to build all these things." And then they're like, "Hella good. We'll give you cheap ass loans, whatever." And they know that a lot of these poor countries can't pay it back eventually. So, they go, "That's cool. Well, maybe you could let us manage your oil fields and we could like >> or parcel it off to us. >> Yeah. You guys have oil? No ████ Well, that's how you can pay us. Yeah. And that's how they uh Yeah. [laughter] That's their style. Western style is more like coming in guns blazing and then like exploit it. And regime change, right? It's like we put somebody in power that's going to be a puppet to us. We're going to We're going to sign a sick deal that's kind of a rip-off to you guys, but you know, you'll get a royalty on it. But from the citizens' perspective, I feel like if you're a restaurant owner, you're going to get extorted anyways. Do you want a clean organized gang coming

11:02 in and you kind of have stability or you have like MS-13 where they're going to come in and rough up your ████ So, I think that's the That's what it feels like. The citizens are like, "Well, I'd rather have America. Everyone's going to be corrupt, but at least when America goes somewhere it feels like there's a little bit more stability." It's pretty crazy hearing Marco Rubio too on the Sunday shows just being like, "Oh, they'll do whatever we want. It's not I don't I'm not worried about it." It's like, "Dang, dude. That's crazy." Just being that brazen about it. Yeah. It's like they're both lies, but one of them's less messy. Yeah. That's true. >> Yeah. And this is the dark side about like being proud of being an American, right? Because like in that same concept of if everything kind of sucks, everything's corrupt anyway, then like ████ Luckily, we're on maybe the gangster side. >> Yeah. At least we're on the extorter side. >> Yeah. If you look at it like from a heartless perspective, it's like America's conquering has a better result in a way, which sucks to

11:54 say. But it's like when you think of other countries conquering America, would they really make it better? A lot of them wouldn't. Yeah. Denmark would. Wow, Ryan Esmay. >> Why By doing what exactly? >> What the blue hair people say. I don't know. By By making it all white? >> They'd give us a free health care. By making everyone white? >> [laughter] >> Don't bring color into this. I don't see color. >> No, but it does It sucks cuz if you look at just stats, it's like that you know, like the even like the British rule like >> Yeah. there's some things that are you know, inarguably of higher quantity. You guys ever see Asian guy with a British accent? Yeah, there's a lot of them. I haven't. Send me those Send me those videos. Send those videos to me when you see them. I have friends in England.

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