0:00 [Music] so you got married before yeah tell us all about it when you got married too young how long were you 24 before you got married four years oh good four years from childhood sweethearts from malaysia she's germa we met in america all at this at the college yeah yeah and then she went to london and you said i'm going to no we both wanted to stay here but visas are hard to get work visas here is a lottery system we're both going to get it so we're like hey i want to speak english and do comedy and london isn't better she works in advertising so london's advertising scene is better as well so it's a no-brainer for us makes our life so easy how'd you guys break up over there then yeah how just you know i got too busy with my career it was very selfish in the sense
0:53 that i was just pursuing this thing just whole tunnel vision you know so and i still am but i'm single now so that's okay you know i got a dream i'm criticizing rice yes she never believed me in my rice passion she never believed it right guess what people love fries people you should come out with a rice cooker uncle roger uncle roger rice cooker yeah it's hard though i need to make sure it's good you should call that i'll call it zoji roger zoji roger fire and have your own little song [Music] rice is done dr rice cooker come out with the microwavable bag of rice oh yeah those are good those are good those are ████ good
1:44 there's another idea from another guy right that white guy would say microwave minute rice who actually loves it is my trash ass filipino father-in-law not the minute rice ones different it's different no we that's exactly what you're talking about that's what i'm talking about i thought it felt like a hamburger you're trying to bridge the gap the minute rice tastes like plastic though it's terrible yeah it's awful it's lifeless and soggy when you when you broke up with your wife did you ask for the diamondback no relax jesus don't get mad at me
2:34 it's like it's up to her if she wants to give it back right usually that's fair what are you going to do do women ever give it back what are you going to do with this sometimes they do can you pawn it like what are you going to do though i think you got to really ████ up for the middle like once again it wasn't too expensive do you know who de beers is yeah that is the global diamond mining firm oh they have now launched a proprietary blockchain powered platform to manage all of their diamond production and distribution what a blockchain platform so you know that they're not conflict diamonds uh well yeah exactly so you can track them from from their point of origin you can see exactly where it is on the blockchain you can if you're a woman isn't it more romantic to get like a blood diamond than a fair trade diamond i think some people would say yeah they want someone to die i also think some people will say no wait who what people who said no i'm just saying something i'm just trying to speak for them you don't believe in
3:24 romance fool yeah dude because women want people to die for ████ yeah kinda it means more anthony we just want you to agree with everything that we say okay okay i agree i agree they already have incorporated don't give up your morals they've already incorporated the system into it into their global operations and they estimate that 25 of their diamond production by value is registered on tracer which is how they're gonna um the platform that you're using for black you say twenty-five percent twenty-five percent of the diamonds seventy-five percent blood i think it's just a pr stunt isn't it i mean the whole uh crypto thing is about decentralization but it's the beers so it's it can't be any more centralized than that you're very right about that well they're doing this not because of decentralization they're doing this to use blockchain as a distributed ledger to track their supply chain so like from point of origin to where it goes to the store they know exactly where it came from and it can't be ████ with that's
4:14 the they're not really they don't care about the decentralization movement but i know you're talking a regular database can store that right yeah well but it can be the ideas that it can be ████ with though so like you could ████ with a database like you know versus like validated by the blockchain right yeah if it's public if it's distributed and open then everyone can see what happened that's the idea behind it so yeah so they're gonna use this to track all i mean there's a bunch of companies that are also following it's like a carfax for a diamond right oh oh sort of you know i could see a barcode inside of the diamond sometimes yeah you look inside and there's a you go oh my god and then you can scan it go oh this one's a conflict diamond yes yeah that's usually what it is yeah it's hard to find though have you ever tried to look at like the actual diamond and look for the actual like with your naked eye no with the actual ████ jeweler loop i guess he's ████ he looks like
5:05 man there are those ████ serial numbers stupid tell the difference between diamonds and all the clarity vvsv dude it's so hard to look around a little black dots in nicky's diamond i'm like ████ it i give up what do you put a jeweler's suit on you'll see that poor african kid just mining and sweating yes i want this one you see a reflection of his soul yeah you see him crying i just want my dad i said yeah i'll take this one put him on blockchain yes wait so if i don't want to get too technical but if things are on the blockchain that's immutable yeah people depending on the blockchain right because you could just get a blockchain and then you could 51 attack it and you so you could actually control blockchain that way yeah okay how are they using blockchain as a way to like register at what point is being like distributed in
5:56 the logistics because like in amazon right like let's say um you have a package then they'll scan it and then like every single point of scan you know like where it is and then shipping it's like oh it's almost at your door because it's in the ████ van now or whatever right so how are they using do you know how they do that in blockchain uh i think that they're they're using qr codes qr codes so like every point like let's say it's been mined in this you know fair trade mine and then a diamond scan there and then it like goes to like germany or whatever it might be more so not from the mine but once it's like quote unquote turned into a diamond it in essence is like a physical nft so to speak and then from there it's like registered on the blockchain and then whatever happens in the commerce side of it is like continue to be tracked yeah none of us know what we're talking about at this point right we're just making it up we're just making it up so
6:47 listeners don't don't think when when diane becomes a diamond it has to get into the hand of either a chinese or a jewish man and they have to they have to they have to shave the stone into a diamond and then it becomes a diamond but before that they're like dirty ass little rocks can't they just be lying every step of the way on the blockchain they can and they are i don't know well that's the thing about it too because it's a it is a private company so you could definitely argue that we don't know how they're going to be doing it so yeah yeah they could just have a regular database like you know postgres or something if you use if you're a programmer and then yeah you can just wait for it all you want yeah yeah and you just say it's a good pr move isn't it yeah for them it's probably more of a pr or a marketing move for people that aren't going to ask too many questions like oh it's on the track little blockchain location if they can start tracking like
7:37 documents paperwork everything through blockchain 2 i want to see this in government because i think there's so much ████ spending that like if they can have a uh like for example like let's say they're gonna build a bridge right and then everything is transparent and we know where the money's going we see the price points we on the ledger you can see where it's being spent then the whole public can view where the city treasury is being spent on because there's so much ████ corruption that's always happening where they're like yeah we're going to build the ████ train um where's the railway uh we ran out of money doesn't that already exist most cities have that publicly no just nobody reads it the crazy thing is it you can find it but you just can't do anything about it right like it's like it literally is like oh what are you gonna do though well i always like to say your your um economy is being uh duplicated on the blockchain all of it so
8:27 um you you would just basically see the city funds and then it goes into a monero address and then [Laughter] uh-oh so a little privacy token joke there so that means this corruption you just can't stop no matter what no matter what technology is around but if you see it then at least more people but we can't see it still we can already see it you technically have to get an audit like it's not all public records because there's some spending we're just like they're like they're like hey what happened to all the ████ money we're like we're getting to it we're getting to and they never get to it oh dude look at ukraine i mean we're dumping billions over there but then they say they don't exactly know everything that's going on with it and it's like the pentagon dark money budget yeah that's why russia needs to bomb it more to uncover this just to see like what's under there yeah that's an interesting take a mystery it's a mystery [Laughter]
9:18 it's just an expedition that's all it is auditing ukraine we've moved on ukraine now though it's not a trendy topic if they're not putting the ukraine signs on their twitter accounts i think you're safe to joke about it everybody wants to hear about johnny depp and amber that's the that's nobody gives a ████ about your prank speaking of giving a ████ amber heard gave a ████ oh dude if you ever get divorced make it big they're getting 10 million views a day even like the hot lawyer in the glasses she's getting famous now dude nick just showed me a video of amber heard getting up and she sees johnny depp and she's like please don't hit me i mean she's been in the same courtroom as the cat for like what ████ how many weeks now horrified but standing up changes the whole game doesn't it because we're like this close like it's still ████ attacking from here right now that's the best acting i've seen from her you know i know that's what everybody's saying
10:09 that's what he said him and his lawyer actually put out that statement she said uh that ever heard gave the performance of her career did they say that they're so good at it they're so good at trash talk dude so funny can you imagine being amber heard's new pr team that just got hired i think she should hire us honestly we could ████ do a way better job i think i could change her i think if she was with me i think i could change i could save her can we do it together then no me and steve are going to do that sorry sorry you have a kid you know what i mean me and steve can still do it nice marriage goals man you know because my career will probably take a downturn in a few years time that's my next stream it's staying relevant you know twitch twitch my divorce get some brand new before i take the stand this video this court case is sponsored by expressvpn
10:59 twitch plays your divorce that could be interesting they make all the decisions i'll send you some subs dude yeah yeah let's do it i mean let me find the right woman for a little bit of crazy in her eyes i mean in five years time we're going to be in court together i see it that's great if your viewers can vote on who gets what yeah yeah yeah that's good did your viewers decide if they're old enough for kisses yeah that's true you want them to have that no context every video all the time [Music]
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