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The Greatest Director of All Time Just Flopped

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0:00 [Music] the greatest director of all time has produced perhaps the worst movie of all time yeah great Francis for Copa oh Cosmopolitan or whatever it's called kid kid Cy what is it called megalopolis megalopolis so close what is that so megatropolis I think it cost like 120 million to produce and they made like 1 million no way opening weekend it made nothing it made absolutely nothing in fact the Matt Walsh movie about IR racist made more money than the Copa movie I haven't seen that yet is it is it on daily wire or Adam Driver right it didn't no they released in theaters and they made $1 million so this movie made $4 million it cost $120 million how like the promotion or it just sucks have you heard about it what's it called I have I've seen memes but I don't know why

0:51 everyone is like it's uniform that it sucks oh so it's both bad promotion and it sucks like what what what what makes it suck so apparently it's like it's just [Laughter] bad review perhaps the worst movie in my life so the racist one is in movie theaters H racist is in theaters when he goes to like those like racing racial racial count counseling y he paid all of them to interview them and then they got the interviews and then he like baited them that's so they had no idea what they were walking into did you see it no I haven't seen it he's the guy that did Mi I what's a woman right what is a woman yeah that one was good dude I mean megalopoli 46% that's high than some movies that are talk is that a remake is that the the audience score what is this movie that's the critic Rie I don't ████ believe Rotten Tomatoes anymore why not I don't know it just always yeah

1:42 audience score is more fun to pay attention to but R Tomatoes like critics sometimes be judging based off like the the audience score is even lower mov I believe that more but then but then that's still not even close to like like bad movies or like single digits yeah W like Borderland that was a zero for like the first few days that's true but it's Francis Ford Copa doing it that's that's that's what weighs it all right is it megal like is a OG movie in the 1920s or some ████ the original one of them like it's like the it's really really old so is this a remake no I think that's Metropolis this is I don't know who Francis Ford Copa is you Godfather okay you do exactly but exactly right Mak sense you know without knowing Godfather Godfather 2 Godfather 3 but he's still Francis for Copa and he

2:33 sold a part of his Winery so if you know they have a a wine called Copa and he sold a part of it to fund the movie wa it's actually kind of a solid like midle wine he's taking a swing dude and what do you think happened that made it bad so so there's a lot of thinking about this I'm curious about what you guys think cuz nobody exactly knows but like if you're that good if you're Francis fora I just said you just said you don't know who he is I just said Godfather Godfather to you're like my my bad what do you think happens to a guy who's just that known as being good at something but wasn't Godfather 50 years ago 40 something not only that but he also made Godfather 3 which sucks how old is he now can we find out how old he's he's like0 I think he's 80 something so who thought that making having a 90-year-old

3:23 make a movie was a good idea kind of a good point also Frank Valley no but he did he's had misses million to make the guy no he's self-funded he self funded he self he sold part of his Wier yeah that's that's an ouchie that's ouch big can we find out how old I think it's uy doofy yeah it's a doubley doofy yeah a little Bitz you would think like oh it's just that director so that they can gather more funding but if he's self-funding some of it then that's that is uy on his part maybe it was like he sent the studio the script and they're like M we don't want this he's like screw you guys you guys don't know what's good I'm a bet on myself and he's like ████ like $1 million M shamon's trap I believe was also self-funded that one is terrible as ████ but at least there's a win for like

4:14 he did that ████ for his daughter right the freaking promote his he spent $120 million on it like 40 I haven't even heard about it have you guys heard about this movie that's a problem is it that's what I'm saying releas in a movie the marke maybe he just spent all the budget on that and there's no marketing that's why people are like I don't care it could be it sucks that's the whole thing so yeah basically he they so there was a scandal about a month ago you might have heard about this actually there a scandal a month ago where there was AI reviews made about megalopolis saying like like basically they they took like reviews of Godfather Godfather Part Two go all that and they said Francis Ford cop's movies suck and all this stuff so there was a hit like a AI hit attack no no no get get get this so they're basically saying like at the time everyone said his ████ sucks but

5:07 everyone knows his ████ is goated so basically they're doing that about megalopolis saying like hey like everyone's saying it sucks now but guess what it's the next freaking God father God father part two like that kind of thing like it's going to marinate like wine it was an advertising campaign saying that like it's like a comeback movie it's sucks you guys should go see it no everyone's going to ████ on it right now but we all know his s███'s good it's like when George W bush is like like like history will decide what are you pointing at me for you love that guy like it's on me he's like history will decide if the you know the Iraq war is worth it and ████ it's like I think history has decided brother so what are you saying about in this terms of this movie so they were using that as an advertising campaign to spice things up to go like hey you're going to see something that everyone's going to ████ on but guess what it's actually it's

5:57 like conflict advertising exactly leing but they got busted because it was AI computer generated reviews it was all bogus they were using they were using reviewer names who died for example dude the AI stuff is getting out of control it's getting out it's like V FR yeah so then they had to resend that and basically apologize but then like that is mostly what this movie got out there with I mean it's possible it's POS like warm take on this um Christopher Nolan's tenant wasn't met with good reviews I was like that's all right and then I watched it a second time and I was like Dam that was pretty good I watched it a third time I was like this is pretty good really yeah could is it cuz you were at home and you could you could see you could hear what they're saying more oh yeah that that was a huge thing the first time everybody started watching it the audio was really weird and you couldn't hear a lot of the dialogue because it was like the whole time but

6:49 yo like it's pretty good even uh I think interstella the first time I watched it I was like man this is good now it's like one of my favorite movies of all time oh I love after the fact so things can marinate a little bit what's your favor movie of all time fight club uh it's a good answer that was great off top great answer great off top messed up and said some stupid ass movie yeah you would have said something you you you don't realize till the end it was schizophrenia well G hear that spoiler alert spoiler who didn't watch that come on man everyone watched it Fight Club in China they changed the ending okay was he no new so you know at the end cuz they blow up the city well you know how you like you know like shoot shoots himself in the mouth they cut the scene right before that happens and then she catches the bullet and they and they pop up it says the police came

7:39 in and they stopped the they stopped them but they just use text yeah like a silent movie they just put it up there like a sign that says oh they stopped him so you don't get the ending of the movie there so sick guys oh my loud and they never blow up the city CCP no they stopped him they stopped him there were agitators and then CCP comes in and they stop them from basically he's just a crazy guy at the end so wait are the are the Chinese people supposed to be like ████ yeah dude stop got they got you can never get the man man won again you can't even revolt against the man I don't know how you're going to be able to control a billion people like that's hard they do though yeah a good job 1.6 homie props but you know who who does do

8:30 censorship but they could control a billion people India really yeah I do you mean they don't do censorship what do you mean man have you seen their movies no don't have a ████ like kick a dude in the face and then fly over 20 people and then kick another dude in the face why you need to sense and it's like it sounds like a kung fu movie yeah yeah we have those movies here too it's just it's unrealistic but they have two dud two dudes making out with each other probably not I guarantee you they got gay ass movies you think so no way no way I don't believe that I'm pretty sure gu I I guarantee you just just look it up type in India gay sex Cinema it's cool it's cool it's cool yeah they probably don't got nudes they don't probably got Indian nipples

9:20 popping out why not oh ████ they are Indian LGB but there's not many of them is there a version of wild things for indan yeah is there Indian nipples popping out Sons yeah there's not a lot of them but they are there there's a couple of them but I don't think like mainstream wise you'll have a you know gay lovers as the main characters right mm you know what movie I really want to watch that's in theaters right now I know you guys are going to say he a little gay no one's going to call you that we're thinking it though but good all right dude I think it's called The Wild robot or something like that what the that's the one is the new Pixar that's the number one movie right now it yeah and it's Pedro Pascal's voicing it Disney Pixar I think uh so it's G or just Pixar maybe but Disney Pixar always hits though yeah are they still doing like all their characters gay mainly the

10:13 collabs yeah you Pixar come on you got a daughter agree we're too Bas to hear you name one that inside out too dude you like that one we talked about that shut the ████ up that ████ hit that that grow more than bro they totally bit off the ████ ████ robot from Castles in the Sky oh from from La laida yeah okay look at this stealing assu looks like you can't go see it now guys it's a big deal crushing it it's a big deal bro big deal they bit the robot like you guys one's ever watched that's kind of how it goes around here sometimes with with with this wild card the robots did it

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