0:00 dude just make them all look like lur coft in the '90s we're Gucci you know we don't need and we don't need these these things anymore okay we can we can ditch this ████ you how much money we' save AO ring instead read his glucose [Music] level all right so you guys know about the Consumer Electronics xbo whatever the h y Tech what's it called it's called CES Consumer Electronic something showcase maybe all right he went to it Anthony went to it is it here or is it in veg Vegas and it's huge AF so have you guys seen some of the cool tag I want to see this this is I saw the robot women so this is like robot women what is there a dark KN inside of them check is a this is a display this is just a
0:50 display right it's a display oh it's an aquarium oh wow oh it's raindrops as well image all around wow W it's like a see-through TV cool that crazy wow that's pretty tight that's actually not as cool as the Hologram projection one that they were showing hater that's pretty cool too what are you talking about take it down Anthony see-through TV is fuing sick all right fine what's the next one there's there's a bunch of ████ what are you talking about imagine wherever your TV is this one could be a window that's cool we could see through it and then make it a TV Samsung did a flexible TV dude that is crazy imagine getting out of a shower but it's all clear but you could like fog it up with the damn screening TV while you're taking a shower all right check this out this is
1:41 a flying car and this is the old OG I Justine reviewing in a r is the world's first mass produced flying car 300 that's your homie it's inside of there and you can do a vertical take off it is so impressive look that's going to be me yeah right and this is what it looks like inside of it is she really nice she's very nice she a good person that's cool I'll tell you off camera she's good she's a g that's cool yeah that's insane it's just a big fing drone car right it's cool pretty sick right in the future as if they're going to regulate that anytime we're alive get well no what it'll be I think will be automated so then that's the only way to do it right cuz you can't people flying the power P can't do that I'm so scared of ████ like that really cuz I'm like what if this cuz you know your car malfunction or whatever with that
2:31 malfunction what do you do just gas somehow people are flying in rules already we saw that yesterday doesn't really matter all right check this Stargates would you ever do the thing where the guy has a jetpack on his arms yes I've seen that would you do it yeah yeah hell yeah do you do that before the car I would do it in the water too you know how they do it in the water I'm down with the water one the water one where the guy falls in at the news like a Mexican guy take you and then fly you around love it love it all right check this out so Anthony has a lot of roombas but his roombas suck ass compared to this I'll tell you why this one's all right wow Battle Bots it's going to pick it up it's going to clear the way God it's taking so take your time Jesus now it's going to do that to ████ it's going to have ████ all over
3:22 the take all am I right wow it's going to have so much ████ that is picking up itold it fold it ah if it doesn't fold it I don't want that's a Roomba it's the new Roomba it's not Roomba brand but it's just like the future of Robot vacuum Concepts yeah I mean that's pretty sick right that's really co go ahead take it down tear it down that was really loud it is loud it's loud but I think it's pretty cool we got doggy toys it'd be cool if they put the doggy toys away you it is loud but it also is slow you think that's taking away jobs I think it's taking away jobs yeah I do this one's cool is that your favorite oh I'm glad we have your blessing yeah cosign by Anthony this is actually extremely ████ cool dude you got to teach kids how to pick up socks wild man see full-blown immersive
4:12 the room understands me that's a Clear TV no but you're inside it yeah you're inside the Clear TV the other one you're outside of a small watch it one more time I'm going to ████ throw up turn it off insane imagine being in there bro I'm ████ I'll get scared they have one where it's all throw up too that's ████ nuts mag School Bus episode dude imagine like losing my parlate in there though that would be kind of crazy that be throwing UPS that'd be sick if you got Field view hell yeah you're on the football field getting there we're getting there we're getting there you need to chill your ████ ass out that's chill chill brao chill brao you could see the like quarterback's point of view yeah helmet helmet butts up close iron C no check this out so yeah Anthony actually showed me this one credit to Anthony but credit to me for
5:03 actually um pulling the link and actually doing all the work oh credit to you dude thank you um here is that dream coming soon watching NBA court side using or using medic oh dude no one's going to games anymore so yeah you could watch that from home then how come you got black hands okay Avatar he's got a black out that's not real he's a white guy is that not insane that's pretty ████ insane is that not insane that's so cool imagine watching UFC's like that and you still get to hear Joe Rogan come on but they're going to hella charge you for it yeah that's cool oh yeah it'll be like a subscription service no different than NFL Sunday Ticket which I pay all my ████ ass for anyway that's better than ████ NFL Sunday Ticket oh my God
5:53 sick man I would love to watch imagine I I'm in Anthony Richardson from the cul's helmet while he like I'm watching his point of view while he drops back and then throws it to the other team that's so cool that's so sick then he says something racist like he like oh ████ and he grabs his helmet and goes like that and then you lose the view yeah oh what happen yeah that'll be I mean that would be awesome for me especially as a Colts fan so sick and I'll be like why do I keep paying money to this team they don't care they don't care be cool to watch F1 like that could you already do that you can already do that well you can actually with F1 you can pick from the driver's point of view you can pick which driver you want to follow it's dude it's next level these guys have it all figured out but your reflexes can't even keep up with theirs right cuz they're like you're probably whoa whoa whoa whoo can you pay extra to like jerked the wheel that's just
6:43 murder dude pure for the windi wipers to go hon the horn like oh F the Frenchman like oh suck blue I saw a bunch of uh strength and conditioning for F1 Racers I thought they didn't do the stuff like that ████ is legit it's just a guy pulling on his head they're doing yeah neck muscle ████ right this guy's like pulling as hard as he can and he's ████ just holding it they pull it this way and he's like holding it so hard sense I didn't know their nexts were that strong you got be resist forces brother yeah that's crazy and their neck is just so strong they can just neck some neck planks a mug shot which one you know what I'm talking about oh yeah the straight neck I see that one neck guy yeah yeah yeah it's great they have a they have like monitors uh and TVs that are coming out that uh it's
7:33 basically like a little box and then when you want to use it it opens up and then it flaps out what the ████ that's and it falls right back yeah after two uses though it stops working dude imagine after like a season of football in NBA and then you start seeing that little crease and you're like oo I got scam it's like when your blinds are all misaligned scam brother or you're just like after a while you're like I'm just going to leave it up did any of you other guys see the uh the robot girl that was like pretty realistic pull it up pull it up one which one don't forget to go incognito mode yeah I mean I'm a little scared put CES robot girl I'm sure it'll pop up so you just went Anon I don't know if she's rable CES robot girl dp what was your favorite piece of tech um so this is supposed to be a
8:24 video oh wait I actually do want to hear the answer to that cuz you're pretty tick in fored and where was it it's hard to say though because I only went for like an hour and the thing is for an hour you can't see ████ cuz it took me it took me an hour to get in oh ████ I had to like park at the Venetian Expo which there you have to go print out your badge and then you go through the Venetian Expo to take a shuttle and there's lines for that to get over to the Las Vegas Convention Center and then that's only for me going to the South Hall to go see shout out Mac fo Spike but to see their Booth real quick but there's still the West Hall which is the biggest hall there's the North Hall Venetian and palaso have their own for CS so it's like you just see like a million little Asian dudes and like polos and ████ with their like badges it's all Asians I swear products and and I went into one section and there was like you know like Radio Shacks there
9:15 anchor there a nomadic backpacks is there but like I didn't go to like the other side that has like all just like the gaming or this side is like all the new AI stuff or this has all like camera Tech like it's just random overwhelming like imagine you're going up Best Buy but you're like the biggest nerd in the world and then it's not you just go to Best Buy with shelves of products it's like you go to Best Buy and every product is a booth with a salesperson wow it's just so much that's a lot and he who has the biggest and most flashiest Booth with lights music and like trusses and frames and stuff that show the brand like those are the ones that people magnify over to and it's just it's it's a convention yeah but the best part is that like something that will come out that has nothing to do with like Cool Tech like the Snuggie will outperform all it hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on
10:05 some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the j.co you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go yeah I do wish I saw more of like the Fitness stuff cuz there's like like the tech now for um it's like you know like the AA Rings or like certain like patches that read your your glue glucose levels those are getting so Advanced where like you could wear one of those things for a week and they're like constant monitoring of your glucose level your heart rate your BPM your body bmis and stuff it's almost like getting a deas scan but like personalized and like all the time sleep all that so it's like the tech is getting smaller and more functioning but then like it's for
10:57 Consumer Electronics which means that the things that you feel like actually Mak sense to you are the the ones that end up you end up walking away thinking like I'm going to get that one later so like I just like I got this anchor battery a while ago this is super nerd ████ oh yeah I know this one I got this anchor battery a while ago right and it's like it makes sense for me when I travel it's big it's bulky but um I can charge like my laptop my iPad my phone my watch and it just has enough juice how much juice how many times can it charge your laptop like four uh my laptop is one time cuz it's like a 15in pro like laptop but like my iPad like twice my phone like four times like you could really go go the distance and it's really helpful for me it's like a bull that's like a bull MacBook wow that's huge wow I'm a stag I only have the 13 in but then they just made this again and the one Tech that they added is a retractable cord oh my and I'm like that
11:47 makes so much more sense difference now I'm like damn it this is ████ that's something that Apple by the way would have had 10 years ago and they have removed by now dude but what are they doing it's one of those things that like that's what makes a difference to me and I'm like okay I'm going to get that one cuz I can't afford the really like what am I going to do with a flexy TV you know what I mean amen here's the future ████ machine maybe Rob from yo what the ████ whoa future blow machine I like that what the ████ as humanik as possible including a skinlike covering they got to look like um like like they can predict the future and ████ ████ dude that's so scary what the ████ putting RFID tags inside the silicone faces so that when you take off a
12:38 robot's face and put on another one the hardware and software will recognize that specific face and adjust the movements and AI personality wow that is so realistic holy ████ dude they already like talk and everything too that's girl so crazy she's like okay I will suck your dick now okay yes sure I will suck your dick now that's wow soon I mean I guess if you own a business where you just need someone to never be sick and do simple operations that might be actually really good but do they all got to look like a Las Vegas stripper I like how cold the eyes are don't judge me don't yuck my yum there's nothing behind they all got fillers I like how they look dead behind those eyes they look like they've seen some ████ they look like maybe they could have had a better life if you had that as a receptionist
13:28 that'd be pretty sick designing this are for sure horny dude of course they like if you're going to make a human why not make them cool looking I'm sure they have to test it and then like that's what they eventually come down to cuz even the sex dolls look exactly like that dude just make them all look like Lura Croft in the '90s we're Gucci you know we don't need to and we don't need these these things anymore okay we can we can ditch this ████ how much money we save an AO ring instead read his glucose levels yeah damn that thing is realistic that's crazy crazy okay
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