0:00 I forget my dad's dead leave it in leave it in three two one German man man from Germany he swaps what the he swaps original artwork with fake artwork so that he could sell the original and fund his retirment luxury lifestyle oh this was a he for deut Mark you guys ever watch Mr that's pretty good how come there's always like a genius like art thief in Europe but in America no one is Art Thief is he a genius or did he just watch the Mr Bean movie oh is that what he did I didn't watch the Mr Bean movie oh when he messes up the mon movie he ████ up whistler's mother which is a famous art piece I guess and like he
0:51 just replaces it with a fakey and then he like has the original in his house he erased the nose right or something and that's what this ████ guy did right he takes a paint painting swaps it with the fake he sells the original he buys luxury goods including a Rolls-Royce oh ████ expensive wrist watches and then and he's only 30 years old right he remains unnamed due to Germany's strict privacy laws he was also convicted of stealing three other artworks he avoided jail but was handed a 21mon suspended sentence in order to pay the museum back more than $644,000 wait time out time out time out you're saying that he ████ swapped the art piece that was able to let him buy a rollsroyce and wristwatches but he didn't have to go to jail and all he had to do is pay 60,000 yes 64,000 it's cuz Germany's woke bro so he on top then
1:44 that's hella on top on top or 500,000 the wrist washes alone might be the the F fine he pays he didn't even have to like restore everything to the way it was before he did all this sh crushing and no jail time yep what the ████ Germany we should start committing more crimes I think out there even in America well you could do it here you go steal 20 Nike shoes no but that's under under 950 a grand under $950 have you guys been a Target recently no everything is locked up oh even CVS dude ████ shampoo is locked up dude everything's locked and you got to press a button to get someone to come and bring open up maybe I should start stealing cuz I keep shopping on Amazon you're so bent on of shap how come all these people get free ████ and I have to pay for it because you participate you you know ret have started participating in it's pretty
2:35 good what Amazon returns how do you how do you parti dude some guy over here does this ████ did you go to the place you go to Whole Foods okay yeah and Whole Foods has a return box and with little baggies okay take your product right and then you put in the bagg and you put in the box it's automated and there's even a person who can help you as well but they they don't necessarily work for Amazon so they're just like what's your return and then if you have the original packaging what the scanner whatever but I'm just saying like they'll basically take whatever as long as it was a product on your order list so you're talking about fraud you're talking about no no no no I'm talking about fraud let's say like you bought something this is fair cuz $1 you buy something fraud and I like it you you try it mhm and then it doesn't work out for you in a certain period of time you can return I see what you're
3:26 saying you know what I'm saying what is he saying I did that with condoms and they didn't me return it why not it's not the same thing that's in the Box I'm not I didn't say that I didn't say that what are you saying I don't know I thought you I thought you were talking about a tuxedo that you wear for a special occasion and then you go a tuxedo warm you're getting warm I'm telling you right now you're getting warm and then you put like a ████ Batman cape in there from Party City he's saying he's saying you try it and then you say I don't want it anymore no no no no no no no what you're saying is you go I ordered a tuxedo and I got this s█████ little Batman cape from The Party Store I think you guys need to get your business uh in order tell Bezos I said uh figure it out he's dropping the
4:16 ball Oh I thought you me you just got the product put it on for a party and returned it oh I see that's like I said that's why you're warm that that's more like it yeah yeah you save the packaging you go I tried it I didn't like it I didn't like it so good like so good okay oh and here's your refund okay right right see you got some Adidas Superstars yeah cuz it's a staple shoe and you go it's kind of old man so then you get another new pair and then you say oh I don't like these you just put your old pair back in and you give them that so you always get new Shar so smart that's what Andy did I did not do that I didn't say anything I didn't do anything anything okay you zy ████ you just have a little idea I'm just hypothetically thinking about the Germans cuz Adidas is from Germany yeah
5:08 then that's how it's related to this you know what you can do what's your German accent is you could go to China and you can buy a fake Rolex so you go to Amazon buy a real Rolex you put you buy a real Rolex on Amazon the box and you return it they got or you buy you buy Apple airpods from Amazon then you buy the Teemu ones yeah the Chingling teu yeah and then you put it in there and then you return that's a good dude teu is so annoying they email me every day trying to be like you want to stuff in your cart you know how it does that if you leave it in your cart they bug you till you freaking check out well they want me to be an ambassador dude hell yeah check it out so this guy he avoided jail like I said um how however he stole a a painting which I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this painting I know I never have but it's called the tale of
5:59 the Frog print I heard of the story is this ████ this ████ I never seen that wait you got to show the Frog you got to scroll and show the Frog multi-million dollar painting right there you can barely see the Frog the Frog's right I think the Frog's pretty important to It's called The Tail Of The Frog Prince why how much was that I think it's a Banky I don't know that's a multi-million dollar painting it's a Banky no it's like it's worth like 50 Grand dude well how did he get a Rolls-Royce for okay well let me down paid it no so he he sells that painting right he's like a daycare worker trying to talk to kids no so he sells that painting right adult daycare and he gets like he gets like 52 G's for it yeah okay so now this is going to start to add up for you guys right okay okay okay so remember he got $64,000 $64,800 oh yeah so he sells that
6:49 painting for 52,000 Cas for you to Logic the Rolls-Royce and then hold on then he stole three other paintings right one's called the wine test one's called two girls collecting wood in the mountains I think we know what that means they're getting ████ two girls one cup or they're just ████ each other cuz they're they're repressed lesbians no they're actually just holding wood oh okay in the mountains part and then there's another one rubbing each other's ████ beavers yep bunching rugs do you think they knew how to do that back in the day I think they invented it back in the did they know how to do that back in the day it doesn't say say in the article o o Steve Steve Steve Nick go ahead no that was my question okay they knew how to eat each other no lesbianism wasn't real back then Joe it was it was
7:40 invented by Nature later still a concept I give you iism I could give you feudal Japanese proof that okay wood block you have until minute 14 go forth wood block painting no type this up what oh I'll tell you tentacle porn's been in Japan for a couple hundred years private window hold on wood block Hy the ████ guy that does the the waves yeah wood block lesbians is that no wood block tentacle erotic erotic and then you'll see oh look it's a purple link I've been looking at it already it's a octopus hold on it wants me to look it wants me to select all squares of motorcycles so that's really complicated cuz you don't choose the guy it's not fa don't choose don't select his head but it's from like 16 oh but you had to it again I know I got to do
8:30 it again I got to select all these motorcycles this do I select the mirror or no no is it part of the motorcycle yes the motorcycle hurry up I want to see some ████ hold on you got to wait it helps to wait what you saying about Hokusai she not BL you know the famous artist yeah Hokusai but he he made pornos okay it's one of these cuz you know how artists are always broken ████ so like he would get hired by brothel to make porn porn there we go they're like come through bro what's your point they knew how to eat ████ ████ back in oh I see now starting in the 16th ████ am I right you see what I did there little James Bond movie that's the 1400 you said yeah it's like old old 14 or 1600 they're like and then they you know in Vegas the Mexican dudes be giving you
9:22 porn yeah with and then they'll be like hey do you want the flyer for the do you want a birthday party yeah do you want a flyer for like a private party and then you look at it and you're like damn she's ████ fine that's what that was back in the day you go down the street they'll be like hey you want a tentacle part and ████ like that there's a Mexican guy in Japan just going like okay real quick credit to Joe this is one of the other paintings that was ████ eating ████ eating ████ this one right here that's not a hawky that one right there no that's not that's not new this is Ja traditional Japanese culture that's not H that's not M traditional Japanese the paintings that he sold as well that's Modern Art [Music]
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