0:02 Think he can't do more. H this world sucks out. Good thing we're not stranded on the island. We need help. What's I forget what is the what the sound that [Laughter] [Music] Welcome to another amazing episode of JK. Uh what was the question I want to ask you? Oh yeah. What's something that you got really good at that you never really found? Eating ████ You never found a good use for that. I couldn't monetize. You can't monetize. Suck a dick. You can't, but you don't want to do it to the people that'll pay you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's how good you are. Got really good at but you couldn't find a good use for you just it just never like got applied in. Oh, tying cherry stems with in my inside my mouth.
0:53 You practiced that for a while, huh? What an ass. tattoo do just think of Shaw at the girls in the high school. You're like, "Check this out." Morse code. Am I crazy? You got good at Morse code. You did get really good. Oh, really? Like you like bust out letters like I can still do Morse code right now. And the only time I've like ever really like needed it, not needed, but like used it is like an escape room or some ████ would have something in Morse and instead of needing a card in a little candle to figure out how to do it, it's kind of like, oh, I just it's that that that that that. Can you Okay. Can you sound out sound turtle? Can you listen to this? Don't look. Just listen. Better not be hella fast. Listen. Ready? That's too fast. Hold on. That's a hella, dude. I can't memorize all that. That's only That's only 13
1:43 letters. That just means hello. I thought you said you were good at this. Wait, come on. You going to fine. Let me just do four letters. Yeah, four letters. I think you can't do more. H. This will sucks out. What's Can you just Here. Here it is again. Ready? 3 2 [Music] 1 Homo. Yeah. There you go. There we go. He can he can ████ read more going. The first one was Anthony is gay. Oh, I was Dude, I was just going so fast. There was so many. I was That's incredible. Wow. And it's perfect cuz
2:35 you're like homo. Yeah, dude. I can see a guy in a rush like what the ████ I think they're attacking us. You're gay. You're gay. You No, you you ████ dude. That's so ████ impressive. We've never put that to the test. He could have been lying this whole time up until now. Fibon, that's an Eagle Scout never lies. Yeah. And in what universe and like, dude, now let's start using Morris code in the ████ CIA or something. By the way, how funny is it that like a group of guys think that's so cool and we all like want to ████ Anthony now? Like, but like girls would be like, "Oh god." Yeah. Girls can't even grasp the idea of Morse code. It's the best. Every time we think something's tight, they can give a ████ Okay, here's another one. Here's another one. Ready? I have to like write it
3:26 down. It's like it's going to It's only four letters. No. Let's see how good you are, dude. Ready? One more time. He turn it up. So quiet. You got You got to go like this. Oh. All right. Ready? Ready? Go. Why is this so hard to register which one's long? Which one's short? Right now they go short, long, long, short, short, long, long, short. Okay. And they go short, space, long, short, short, short, sort. And then the last one's three longs. Oh.
4:22 I need to see it. Let me see it written out. Man, this fellow don't speak no Morse. That's not Morse code if you're not listening. Anthony don't speak no Morse, man. You can't read the Morse. So, what do you do? Just get lucky the first time? Yeah. Anony's ████ morseless. Morseless. Neither. You're not a Morse. You're not a true Morse. I have the I haven't ████ practiced in 12 years, ████ ass. You said you were good. Hold on. Let me scroll. Good thing the power's not out and like everything's ████ Oh, good thing we're not stranded on the island. All we need is a piece of paper, guys. Okay. Don't let him scroll. Anthony, don't let these guys get to you, dude. This is Joe's word. It means a lot to him. So, you got to find out. Good thing. Good thing we're not stranded on the island. We need help. Help is easy. was I forget what de is what the sound of ████
5:15 So he knew homo like from the back of his head cuz that's what he is. He's like I've done this one before. [Laughter] Oh, what is it? What is it? Of [Laughter] course. He's a pedo. He's a bo. is is S O S. Like it's because Okay, so for example, I have to remember cuz like that dash dot dot is D, but dash dot dot dot is B. But that's why I thought it was B before that. So then like I'm like I can't read this. And then like something like dot dash dot or dot dash dot dot like they're so close that you have to try and remember which one the letters. Some of them are four are four sounds. Mhm. Oh, you know what your dad would call that? Shut up. Excuses. Here's here's the final one. You guys
6:06 doing ████ Here's the final one. Really? Just make You want to hear it, too? Don't scroll. But the mors you have to listen to. He's not listening to it. Yeah, you got to listen. Or someone's got to flash a mirror at you. That That's like saying I could I could ████ read Braille, but he's looking at the Braille. He's not feeling it. A N I C E. Wait, dang. Are you looking at the answer key? No. A N. What the I A N U S. That's ████ A Nad. C E. You don't know Morse. He said you're morless. The fact there's a heckler while you work on more ski. Yeah, you ████ morseless ████ dude. This is what they do in the military. Yeah, you ain't scared. You ain't afraid of no morse. You ain't
6:56 afraid of no morse. I don't know what that first one is. I forgot. But a N I C E. Oh, it's right there. What is it? What is it, Janice? That's pretty funny. Oh, ████ That's a good ass. Who's Janice? All right, that's a wrap on more on Morris decoding. All right, so obviously I got all the last letters, but I just thinking of a word, not a name. So like a N I C E. What does that make? That's a pretty sick ass skill to have. That's a really good skill. That's super good. Plus, what's SOS? When you sound it out with your Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But No, no. Cuz it's like I thought you were doing that. Yeah. Yeah. He's right.
7:47 The sounds that I'm using is uh the Vietnamese one. The Vietnamese. So instead of going, which is like alien, we would say Vietnamese way of doing it. So I learned Vietnamese. So if they ████ heard it, they can tell, "Oh, that's a Vietnamese ████ behind the other line." Yeah, dude. We know. So before like we would always like at camps like your patrol would always be in competition and a dude would be on like the other side of the mountain or some ████ with a whistle. So they'd be blowing it. But we're not blowing we're not like ████ military wartime like going crazy. So they were blowing it at like a much slower speed and you have to like write it down. You made it seem like you're a wind talker, dude. Yeah, I thought he's a windalker. Show us one skill right now. Bart, ████ this. That was pretty fast. That was pretty quick how he's ready to do that. It's almost like it was ready to go. Morse code or this. That's way more practical
8:39 cuz I can use it to pick up chicks. Check this out. Morse code is useless as if another person don't know it. Yeah, that's true. If you have no one to talk to. Yeah, I would like to go home with you now. Get in my ████ car. Leave us a JK to bring an actual skill to the table and get ducked off. No, that's a six cuz we're all jealous, dude. We're all just catty ████ man. We should have changed the name of the show. You speak three four languages, ████ We are, right? Vietnamese, Chinese, English, Morris. That's pretty good, man. It's pretty tight, dude. All I got is what I'm saying now. Nick, what's your secret skill that you never applied to anything? That's actually I'm a little stumped on this one. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think like I feel like I'm bad at everything really. Well, your best skills are fighting. So, you probably
9:29 You don't have to be good at it. You just have to have spent a lot of time on it. I think uh I spend a lot of time cooking and I'm really bad at it still. There you go. Okay. You know what I mean? I think I'm okay, but I'm like that's good. Yeah. I spent a lot of time on it cuz I like doing it a lot. I like playing around and but when you cook for other people, they just don't say any good feedback. They say it's it's good, but I don't think it's that good. Up up upwards in function. It's good. Yeah. It's nice. Oh, yeah. But you talk about specifically making money off of it. Like not money, just any application at all. I think I'm okay. I think I'm mediocre. I think I can make you an edible meal. You You 50/50 if you like it or not. You should make us a meal. I'll make you guys a meal. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with
10:20 me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. Well, he's applying it cuz he eats it. He doesn't cook it and throw it in the trash. Oh, really? Want to talk like this. And sometimes in my head I'm like sometimes when I nail something like like I cook something, I'm like, "Yo, that's ████ good." I always tell Tiff, I'm like, I could charge ████ $25 for that plate right there. And then I make it again the next day. I'm like, this tastes like ████ ████ No consistency. Can't like it for too long, huh? Quality control is not good in your restaurant. Is it Is it also just like you're really impressed the first time you accomplished it, but then when you try it again because you've done before, you're like way more judgy. I think so. But then again, like sometimes you do see a progression of
11:10 like when you cook a like a plate like over and over again, you're like, "Oh, dude, you get better and better." I'm definitely nailing this ████ Yeah. But sometimes I just want to like take it up a notch and then Nikki's like, "Don't ever do that again." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. That's exactly what it is. Or I try a new like get risky. Yeah. One time I made some salmon. You like you put like mustard on it to like coat it, right? And then you put like whatever else you want on it. I gave it to Tiff and I was like, "Dude, she's going to ████ love this is going to be ████ good." She takes a bite out of it. She's like, "I don't really like the mustard." And I'm like, "F███." I was like, "That was the whole thing?" That's got to feel like ████ for people that cuz that's your secret weapon. And then they're like, and I was like, damn, I thought this was bomb. And I was like, ah, ████ But that's like I'll chalk that one up to like Tiffany has bad taste. I did a I did a skddy recently that didn't have tomatoes in it. And uh what' you put? It's like it
12:00 was like onion base or some ████ in onion spaghetti. You slow you slow cook it, right? It's like a whole thing, right? And I really worked my ass off on it. And like I had to like chop veggies I don't usually chop, so it took way longer than usual. And then by the time I'm done, Nikki like takes a bite and she's like, "Yeah, so like I'm like a like marinara spaghetti." Mar girl just absolutely obliterated me from space. Yeah. Is it like a like French onion soup kind of e pasta? It was It was Yeah, it was not my favorite. If you don't like onion that much, it's probably going to be a bum. Onion. I would have liked it. Onions. I'm an onion fanatic. Wasn't my favorite. Like, you know, last night we had steaks, right? Yep. And it had that onion sauce. It was kind of like that but on spaghetti. Delicious, right? But she's not. She's like, I'm a marinara person. She had that expectation. She's probably trying to fill that flavor profile. Someone says spaghetti. You should make
12:50 her a red bell pepper pesto. That's actually really You think so? Yeah. Yeah, cuz it's nice. It's really nice. I hope she spits out. She's like, "What the ████ is this?" Is it red bell pepper? Pumpkin seeds. You know, I hate red bell pepper, but it's nice though. It's really good. I think you like it. I got really good at image tool. Do you know what that is? What's that? Why do you look so pained when you're saying it? He's like disgusted. Makes you sad that you never used it. It's like it it's like knowing how to use a program that has so much potential, but you only used it for such a specific thing that you it has no value cuz it it's a thing I used to um to hack the Super Nintendo game to like rewrite it. But that's it. That's literally a long Did it take a really long time? What's the difference between someone who's not good at it and being good at it? Uh they can do it fast. It's a lot of information and a
13:40 lot of like data and a lot of like weird trial and error that you'll have to go through. But like I could do that exact thing again. It's like if you could only beautifully fix your own ████ ass car. Got it. Yeah. Got it. But you can't fix any other car. No, I have no clue what I'm looking at. I don't think so. It's kind of like your car. You could just and it turns on. Yeah. It's like being a MS DOS savant at this age. But was the payoff worth it? you learned it for. Yeah. Yeah, it was. But then like it's it's the skill of like I had to like learn the like all it basically like learning so much tech skill that's expired. It's like it's like looking like finding a tablet and learning the ancient language cuz it they don't use that anymore really. So dude that's tell I was a ████ film major and then we were using DV tapes and stuff like that
14:30 literally right after I graduated is right when like the new digital era was ushered in. Dang. You were doing like finals on DV. Makes sense. That was right in that time. I remember that. Yeah. And you had to like remember the the little thing that we would shoot the old skits on. Yeah. And we go to Danny Do's house and they would have to like digitize it. Yeah. That's right. All my projects, all our final projects took forever to render and stuff like that, too. Cuz first you had to digitize it and then the rendering software was like 20 hours. George Lucas, you can thank George Lucas cuz he made everything digital. Like after the new Star Wars movies, like the second one, Star Wars. Star Wars. He like changed the whole industry that way. At least you weren't studying High8 or something, which is still cool now. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's true. DV didn't have a thing. They didn't have a resurgence. Never had a wave. But like film, some people still shoot on film like only
15:20 Tarantino and that's about it. Yeah. The new Sinners movie is is it? Mhm. They shot they shot the last scene of the seed season 2 on film. Do they really? Oh, really? Yeah. very tell the difference. I love that you load that show to the point where you watch all these random behind the scenes stuff. Anthony, you did this to me. Do you watch Do you wait till the end of the episode to watch the behind the scenes for every episode? It's almost part of the same sitting. Like we'll watch the episode and then go on YouTube and go on Think Story and then watch the breakdown and then go on another one. Watch the Easter eggs. I I don't I don't do that. You're like, I'm watching this. I'm so bored. I want to watch all the behind the scenes boredom stuff, too. I got to wait till everything is done and then I'll go back and watch the behind the scenes cuz I don't want the magic of them being real characters to be pulled away from. The fun of the fun of doing that is that the theories will expire unless you watch it right after
16:11 because by the next episode it'll debunk everything that was in that thing. So, it's fun to like guess with everyone watching it and then just be horribly wrong and then go, "Oh, wow." Like it's pretty cool. Oh, I'm talking about the one on the episode the behind you know how they say state at the end like the director's commentary. Oh, the director's thing. Yeah, yeah, that's you can watch that too. But the real ones are like the 30 minute indepth like person breakown. Yeah, cuz ones, right? Well, because those people are they're not just fans. They got like an advanced screener. So, they're just they watched it way before you are. So, they've got like a well constructed like video. I think I'm just not deep enough for the show. But do do you think it's going to take another three, five years until the next season comes? Cuz dude, it won't be three. That's why I sometimes like binge watching shows and I don't like doing it when it's relevant cuz I have to ████ wait and that kills me then. Yeah, it is
17:01 hard doing that with Better Call Saul. It was was pretty rough when they were releasing it like week at a time cuz they didn't even announce when they're going to do the next season of Severs, but then like But they did say they did say it won't take as long. Yeah, it will take as long as 3 years. So it might be two and a half. It took two years for the last one. But it was like a co thing. Yeah, it was a co thing. Which is fine because no, we weren't watching it anyway. I know. Nobody knew about that ████ It's almost like if you knew the history of someone, right? You're like, "Oh, this motherfucker's always been late." Well, you're probably going to be late to my birthday, too. Well, then you you could watch uh 1883 in the meantime. All right, cool. Yes. I'm also really good at lashing things together and tying knots. You remember all your knots? That's legit. a lot of the knots. All right, bring it out. Bring it out. Ryan, bring out the twine. Yeah, just use the cord from No. Same for a whole another video. Save him for a whole another video. Hey, you're like
17:51 a skills guy, huh? He says he knows a lot of the knots still. 15 minutes worthy. Do you know how to tie that one knot where they go? Oh, yeah. Let's go. You You can do that. Which one's that one? What the ████ It's the one that like you can throw on a tugboat base or I mean like on the the pure for like mooring. The only one I remember how to tie is a cloitch. Remember cloitch? Yeah. Do you know the way that go like this and you flip it? That one's sick. Boring. I'll show you right now. Outdated. Doesn't work. It's ████ It's wire. It's a ████ useful knot. So, you go like this. Like this. And you flip it over like this. Yeah. You're going too fast. Did I ████ it up? We're looking into B's future right now. I ████ it up. No, I did. Okay. So, you go like this and then you tie it and then Oh, ████ Hold on. Hold on. Almost there. That's also the one that you tie and you throw over like the See, look. See? Now you tied it like this. You can
18:41 tear your ACL like that. Oh, it's tight, right? That is You know what? Honestly, I take it back. That's actually pretty cool. It's a It's a cool knot because you don't have to like loop it or do whatever. You can pre-do the knot somewhere else. So, in use cases where you need to pre-do the knot somewhere else and put it on something and then tie it. Yeah. And you don't have to find the Anthony. Anthony, do a knot. Do a knot. Give Anthony because some of them a lot of a lot of knots have to find the ends. That's it. It's one of the few knots that you can just start in the middle of them. They randomly like will teach you like Show us your coolest knot. They show you like the bow line where if like you break your arm cuz you fell down like hold one end, right? So you only got like one arm, right? And then you you ████ take it. You ████ The chair is there. You ████ take it. And with only one hand, you got to be able to Hey, don't don't pull it hell. You pull it too tight. Pull it
19:31 taut. No, you got you got you can't pull it until I'm ready. You can't pull unless I'm I'm ready. And it's really hard with a wire instead of a rope. But yeah. Boom. There it is. Oh wow. Can you use that to like uh like reverse propel someone's on top? Give it a couple. It's not the most ideal. It's going to be But the reason why it's good is because the knot won't move. When's the last time you used a knot like not showing off to actually use it? Wait. Tying a Christmas tree to the top of my car. Really? Oh, like for bungee cords and stuff. Yeah. Random ████ like that. I just know the Got a lot of hot skills. I do I do the bunny ears. I mean, there's like like 30 50 knots that they're all for different. How many different ways can you tie your shoes, tough guy? Double laces. Okay, that's good. That's all I got. Keep it simple. I do fix like my nieces and nephew shoes
20:21 when I see them because like I like knots. It's also one of those things where like the prettier it is, the stronger it is. So, like there's a more right way to tie your shoes cuz you know sometimes people tie your shoes in the lopsided. Yeah. It's like that one actually can fall out more. Wow. Anyways, our ████ Hey, can we talk about Knox for like 20 more minutes?
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