0:00 thank you [Music] and this right here is this one of those what color is this dress no it's just a regular butt it's white and blue but illusion this one looks like a shark Gill is that a dude this isn't even the thing you're already ripping on her is that a dude no it's not even the dress looks like a shark Gill I didn't rip on nothing I'm just looking at an optical illusion so I think it's white and gold it's kind of a popular thing for some women to when they go out on dates or they go out they they do that they get they put a little uh butt shaper they do a lat spread they wear they wear a butt shaper I can't even tell the difference can you go back yeah yeah yeah yeah look look at uh well it's hard to see from this angle but pattern sucks dude this is not
0:51 filled in right here the pattern might be helping it why she gotta hold like a peaky blinders pose Arthur Weasley or Arthur ████ saying it out loud I'm seeing the show peaky blinders what do you guys think about she does have a try me pose huh that's a dreamy full what do you guys think about that what do you guys think about uh putting on uh and it's borderline like a prosthetic it's like an extra I think if you start faking the ████ that's a slippery slope I thought girls already have those biker shorts that have the pads that should make it rounder do they like a butt pad thingy
1:43 because then you just take them off and then you have no ass and then there's chicken cutlets yeah yeah isn't the chicken the the chicken cutlets actually you know I digress I gotta say when the whole Wonder Bra thing started happening what's a Wonder Bra uh it was just like literally yeah Victoria so always like two size bigger two sizes yeah so for five wow so when I was in high school and that came out and them Asian girls suddenly started looking like nicer I wasn't complaining I gotta admit that I wasn't complaining it wasn't like that's fake it was just more like that's nicer to look with look at you know what I mean is it though like as a man to like think that that's what you're getting and then in the bedroom it'd be completely different I don't know any guy at the last moment that goes ew
2:33 Because by the time you're there you're already like infatuated and then it comes off and you're like well that's not what I expected but fine and also maybe there might not be a second date though maybe the wonderbot concept was under the guise of function not just like fashion you know what I mean it wasn't just like a make me look better it was like the concept and again I was a teenager at the time so anything is an idiot mind right but there's something to the idea of like oh women have to wear this therefore it's like that's cool right but the idea of maybe like making your ass bigger if there's no function into it and it's purely aesthetic I think that could also trigger a different kind of thing in my brain or just being like Oh you're like it's very very shallow the idea of it you know what I'm saying for me there's an insecurity there maybe yeah for me it's you do whatever you want to do but you also have to live with whatever you
3:23 want to do so for example like if you want to go to college and you want to you have the hookups to every single answer on the Scantron and you got a 4.0 cool you got your 4.0 but do you know any of the knowledge you don't then you live with you know so I'm like you can shape whatever anything you want that's on you you want to look good cool visually you look awesome but at home you know you don't look like that right and then you got to face yourself if you're cool with facing yourself then that's cool too or you run the risk of a guy going I was not expecting that I'm going home that foot is too shaped I think like a lot of these women who wear shape were like that it helps with certain dresses I will say that um like if a dresser fits a certain way and you can't wear like underwear or undergarments you can wear that just so that way it fits better as far as like
4:15 maybe a specific dress um but I mean just be comfortable in what you have and then just work towards what you want I've never I've never seen that means you actually got to put in work and a lot of people don't want to do that they want an easy fix I've never seen it to the point where it was so drastic to the point where it was too drastic like when girls be wearing the chicken cutlet thingy on their on their thing yeah like yeah their titties look more good yeah but they're like when they take off the bra it's not like they went from like super big old D's to like super flat nothings yeah I think there's a difference versus like faking exactly you know what I mean exactly that's true it's just oh
5:05 it's just pushed up you know and I never seen the fake butt thing where it was like whoa what the hell is that Kim Kardashian and then she takes off her clothes and it's like Mr Mr ████ Burns dude longest back I've ever seen yeah missed the ████ Birds the heels are like that right yeah because you could change six inches you can pass six inches in height and that's a ████ ton yeah but you see what you're working with it's not like the heel is like dressed to look like a person's foot you know yeah what the hell that is weird guys are kind of asking for that just as much as like the you know the I like heels it is just crazy to see how many Legos like all those accessories my wife has when she wears certain dresses and ████ like kind of what she was talking about like all you get all these
5:55 products that are marketed just for you know shaping a woman's butt like when my wife has to wear a certain dress she has to get like stick a tape yeah or these ████ you know the things that cover the nips and then because you can't wear a bra and I'm like you got so many ████ things you don't want the underwear line when you wear the dress So now too most I think most people are like who cares with the nipple showing now like sometimes that's an accessory I want that covered up dude okay I want that covered up you want to show your nipples go ahead I see a lot of girls with hard nipples in Waikiki that's a thing what it's just the Hawaiian thing yeah hard nipples are Regional yeah no it's because all the all the Gen Z Girls cover up something that is natural just because it's now you're sexy you go girl because I'm gonna throw up if I see it dude yeah so let's say that it's not so
6:45 there's a difference like women wearing stuff and they're just out there and you just visually see it like not that but like what if this is something you're on a date with this is a person that you're like and then you go home and you have to peel off her butt yeah and then you're like what be like a problem if you were if like you know you guys were getting into it and she's like hang on like I said is this like amplifier or is this like literally like it's like molded like an ass it's like two inches yeah oh so when you pull it off the butt drops you gotta peel the butt off it's not so much about like that that's not fair I have questions as to to wear your mental entire insecurities and like your state of mind is at to do something to that extreme then I'm like I'm like okay then if that's the case then what else are you struggling with and then how are we gonna is this yeah and is this synonymous to me wearing like tight skinny jeans but then having like a roll of quarters in there just to like or you
7:37 know like what the dudes have now the dude's got like the chest this is a roll of Dimes things now oh yeah right imagine a Korean yeah they have the chest and the peck thing they put that on they're wearing a jacket they're going on a date chicks fill them up oh ████ right and then they go home and they're like oh wait a second after I take out my clothes let me pull off this theme that's yeah this is the ████ bird yeah these are the same shade to me what's the line though this is like girls with wigs or extensions or eyelashes like all that ████ where's the the fine line between me it's up to that line I can appreciate all of it that looks good
8:28 to me it's if that person can live with it okay so anything I'm like it depends on if you can live with it if you can live with the extensions lipstick what I mean unless it's like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode where they're ████ stuck you know what I mean with the nails here here's the eyelashes the nails it's the wig it's the you know what I mean and it's like oh that's not normal all at one time right you can handle a little bit of anything in doses but if it's all the whole thing and then suddenly when you take the whole thing away this is a completely different Human Than like like clean and they are but that's two for one question you got two different people for one person okay you know what that's optimism and I like that because like it's the line this is the reason I'm bringing it up is that uh the popularity of this has skyrocketed
9:20 like crazy butts popular yeah yes games yeah but like the idea that it's not new this has been right skims are like Amplified butt stuff no like skims is just to like keep everything smooth body shape keeps it tighter it just goes in dude the fabric is pretty sweet your thighs go tighter yeah yeah because I be seeing those girls in those yoga pants like and then you know how influencers on Tick Tock or whatever they'll show you like oh this is what it looks like when my belly's relaxed and then they take down their ████ and I was like what the ████ it it creates like an hourglass yeah well that's what people like people like that ████ you know yeah but then when they take off their pants area you see the belly drop I was like wow if you look like that and you're wearing those amplifiers you got hourglass discs and you bag a man you take them into the
10:12 bedroom it don't ████ matter what flops out afterwards you start taking off some guys but that's what I feel like that's all that's why like so that's why like if it's just if it's just to be fashionable like that's not in your business how they want to look if it's just visual whatever but like if you're if you go into a relationship or like your girl wants to start doing that yeah that's the question like is it well if you already know what she looks like naked then it's like yeah do whatever you want [Music]
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