0:00 [Music] so in uh thailand they're dealing with a bout of flooding uh which happens sometimes uh so a restaurant owner who owns a business like next to one of the rivers where they were experiencing flooding he's like oh man like this could probably end my business because it floods so bad that it it gets like four feet of water in his business going all the way through the damn ring four foot of water yep so he's like he has to canoe to his ████ customers and ████ yep but what he did instead of instead of canoeing to his customers he had another idea he's like wait maybe people will like the experience of dining like partially it's a restaurant
0:50 yeah it's a restaurant so he's like they like that natural disaster feeling yeah yeah eating yeah like with a dead body going by oh ████ people must love that anaconda [Laughter] no so he um he's like i'm just gonna try it out and it's actually becoming a huge a huge success people people like sitting partially in the water oh that's just a little bit in the water that's like a vegas bar or pool this ████ is like booked out the ass no way people want to do it there's a lot of tourists or locals locals who love a gimmick i mean it's just it's just like tables on the on the river i didn't know it's four feet i thought four feet of water is like you'll be submerged i thought they were gonna be like here ████ eating food maybe their chairs are really tall
1:41 i don't know about water looking like that though oh you mean like they're like the booths yeah like in those like stilt chairs yeah yeah like a barber yeah how do you think it smells in that water dookie well i think it's moving right or i don't know yeah that smells bad river water on the one end it's cool on the other end it's like not necessary well the water looks great that's that's muddy water did something similar to that uh there's a little somebody bleached those waters yeah oh that's crazy that looks a little too intense man yeah sometimes it just kind of floods real quick oh that's dangerous dude but he says the customers love it that is yeah that's gotta be cool this is like rainforest cafe off the ████ chain right this is the rainforest guys they should call it i did something similar to this but it's not that high um in norcal well on the
2:32 way there's this place and um ████ damn big sur there's a restaurant where you can get your stuff and you get in the cooler like it's a cool little red cooler right and then you take it down to the river and there's chairs and tables there oh that's dope yeah it's really ████ sick and then you can just have a picnic on the river and the river's like about half a foot or so so yeah it's pretty cool that's really cool but yeah it's not it's much nicer looking than this it's on purpose it was intentional i do think it would be fun you know what i mean like you would remember it yeah the food was okay you would remember the experience if if i planned on going to that place and i got there and it was full of water but he was still serving people i'd be
3:23 like you want to just do it ████ it but i would not be like yo we got the water place they have an opening let's book it let's make reservations the water place the flooded restaurant like it's just like they're gonna have pruning toes the entire time you know what i'm saying like your nails are all ████ you might have catfish you might have catfish nibbling on your toes oh yeah that's nice some people like that yeah little you know exfoliating fish skins yeah that's popular in thailand don't they do that in thailand southeast asia yeah i think so i've seen it somewhere i forgot why it's easier to clean you probably go like this are you dancing okay [Laughter]
4:13 same with the please with the dishes you just pick it up from the water you just drop it you just dip it and then you put it back on the ████ you need to take a piss you just turn over so this is the parking lot [Laughter] you just pull right in a lot of parking they said yo why that dude's trunk open yeah go get something from his trunk you should have closed this sweater in there you gotta go back they put their shoes in there like honey i love that the theme comes all the way out to the parking lot this is a very thorough business it's just like disneyland the mickey mouse starts in the parking lot that's ████ hilarious you have to pay for parking there's a valet dude it's pretty expensive how do you even have a car you're like ████ you have to look away the truck is over
5:03 with your little heads there's a pressure dude you gotta wind down the window he's like waiter can i get a glass of water yeah sure can use out to you so yeah that's pretty confusing well at least if the water was clear or blue i think i'd be down but not if it just looked like a buddies water that ████ looks like sewer it's pretty bad i've seen water in a gutter look clearer than that that's true so like before he had a restaurant there right and then obviously it was probably a dry restaurant and then flooding happened right so does that mean it just stays flooded always now or is it just like when it's no longer a flooding moment now it's just like there's like ████ dirty ass yucky mud water it's like a flapping catfish on the ground i'm saying this is like dead ████ everywhere it's like seaweeds this is a shot from happy hour
5:55 oh my gosh during the dry time why not do it with the baby not allowed in the boat i know right well he's headed in 21 and over bro [Laughter] [Music] remember when there was a there was like a hurricane and and um there was like a whole flooding thing that happened recently right like years ago um there was this meme that was going around there was no meme but it was like it was like we don't discriminate who we rescue and it was like it had asian black mexican and a ████ dog i was like what the ████ where was this and i was like why i like the idea of a dog racist i know right like what why is a dog it's like you're including a dog with minorities
6:46 and s████ like we don't discriminate we save everyone it's fun ████ fun for the whole family oh yeah they're all headed up oh it's the dog we're all headed down that looks like a good like universal studios ride yo yeah dude that reminds me of this one video i saw during that whole flood family emergency there was a car the family the lady was going down um in the flood like that she was she was going in her car and then she like she that whole car was submerging she couldn't get out and his dude ████ jumped in the water ████ went under pulled the door and then got her out wow that's sick i know i was like that's crazy is that part of the family emergency rider did you did you watch cop land coughlin toplane that sounds familiar what happened in cop land dude stallone like saved this chick and then
7:36 he ████ up his hearing for the rest of his life oh yeah it's a key point in the movie he just had to get out part of his character yeah he didn't he didn't know how to shake it up there's this class i want to take it's um it's like a submerged aircraft class it's pretty tight so it's like a part of a uh it's part of like a airplane with seats and stuff and it's like what do you do if your aircraft goes underwater and so it goes you it puts you under water and it spins upside down like three times and then you have to like get out here's what you do when your craft goes underwater you die that's a cool class what is this imagine like a nasa-sized pool where they do like those type of things oh that's cool yeah it's like uh where did you look this up i just googled that ████ like emergency water or like water crisis survival i was waiting for steve to say something dude yeah so what
8:27 happens when you don't know what to do you die oh cool yeah i think it's it'd be fun find a way it'd be fine yeah it'd be fine if they put you under water they spin you around and now you got to figure out okay my seatbelt stuck how do i get out of it how do i you know like where i'm disoriented why are you holding your breath yeah yeah yeah how long can they hold their breath for in there because what if you don't need air is there a guy with a scuba gear that has one of these and then they put it in your mouth and you go okay the instructors the truck was it one of those things where like the water starts to flow inside of the cabin or whatever and then you got to like swim up to the top oh that's pretty cool too i don't know if they have that kind of that's sick but then you look to the next guy and you ████ mouth them out and try to push some oxygen over and ████ yeah that's what i always wanted i wonder what a whatever you think that works though when you get the air from the top and you exhale into their mouth isn't that a lot of co2 you just can't heal it's a lot but there's still oxygen
9:17 but would a homophobe accept someone else's air hell yeah dude i mean if if they could go up why can't i go up and get errors like let's say i hate gays yeah and then you're like i'll save your life i think that guy dies he's like i'm not gay dude i'm not gay don't give me that's gonna kiss me and then he dies but he can't say that underwater yeah pushing for the last two inches the last two inches they're like you want some air and you're like nah yeah no you know what i'm doing if i was in that situation and we're about to drown i would turn the guy and he's like hey you want my oxygen i'm like are you gay yeah yeah you died let me i'm gonna need to know if you're gay or not because you are huh only bart would look at this and go that looks like fun what are you talking about i want to train he's not googling for a class he's
10:08 like i want to be a part of that i want to do that people take yoga this guy's looking for this kind of class when i look at the emergency like ████ pamphlet or there's like a giant water slide that looks pretty tight oh hey you could watch a plane crash happen um this dude recorded all on his gopro and it was a small plane that went down in hawaii yeah and then they went uh they landed in the water and then you see the whole thing he was recording it it was pretty crazy really that would just swam to shore probably michael he was like some kind of ████ collegiate swimmer yeah he's come kind of like swimming he just leaves his wife a lady died yeah one lady died yeah because she but she she looked like she couldn't move or anything when she landed ████ when did this happen no she looked good she looked very healthy and fine and then all of a
10:58 sudden like she died i'm like oh ████ oh ████ have you seen this video i want to see y'all it's pretty crazy when did it happen several years ago yeah several years ago they literally just take off and then they land go pro everyone's pretty calm too there's like six people or whatever he's still in his seat it's known rushing the that that was too busy ████ trying to go viral with his gopro he didn't even know he didn't even get his ████ ready dude they should have had their ████ life vests on because you gotta blow it up and ████ don't you ████ i would have been blowing it up while i was going down you might have to blow it up on the exit
11:48 because if everyone's puffed up you might cause a traffic jam oh damn see the water coming through the door right there that's gotta be ████ crazy yeah that's ████ crazy as ████ oh dude i have my phone like this thank god it's hawaii though right because it's like warm water and ████ now it looks like a vacation yeah this is the class that bar wants to take damn yeah airplane damn and the lady died yeah one of those people died and they looked everyone looks fine but i guess it was hard she was old yeah the one that died she was old oh that's a small plane you have to tread a lot of water for a while yeah it was like an eight meter six seater i don't know that she had hers on i don't know it's weird that is crazy yeah that's crazy but everyone like you'll see the plane slowly going down and everyone kind of does their own thing like some some guy just swam off the shore some people are kind of huddled together
12:38 whatever yeah it's pretty crazy like that the whole way go over and i would be i would be talking into it like all right guys i'm over here make sure you subscribe yeah that experience and ████ you know that's because that's instagram what are you doing you have to dance while you're doing it no no joe would be telling pat he's like hey pat edit that part out where i screamed okay cool cool cool yeah all right here we go he's on he's like hey dude follow my challenge it's the uh crash in the hawaii ocean challenge crash and try to live [Laughter] if you like this crash like this video i'll see you in another crash [Music]
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