0:00 it's a bell fed that shoots five five six but the CQB version where the the stock is collapsible but that's not a privately owned you can't own one yeah probably the other one probably no Mark 49 is what it's called so you wish you wish you could have one personally absolutely well Tron you're a boy [Music] welcome back to our very special episode of the careful boys where we have with us three very distinguished gentlemen wow right here we have three members of different specials all right now [Applause] that's all we wanted I know so um Sam's angels we released a a little opening for all of our Instagram followers to be
0:50 able to ask them some questions and um we're gonna go ahead and start with Bart with Bart's opening questions let's start with the relatable one yeah we'll start with one that's relatable then we'll go off the reels because everyone knows when you're in the military you have to masturbate in weird places so going down the road what is the weirdest place you guys masturbated and we'll start with um first appointment in a um Hut so like 30 something dudes with cots next to each other yeah that's what we were sleeping in yeah yeah you know and can get lonely yeah I heard that's pretty calm and got to you don't have any privacy whatsoever and you know you just do it in from in your sleeping bag with 30 guys around yeah and are they like ah Don's doing it again off
1:41 [Laughter] classic Don and everyone just understands because everyone understands yeah sure you're in the same boat right you gotta get some release uh I don't know how weird it is because when you do it every day for like seven months it's just like normal but what do you think back you're like that was kind of weird I'll let you guys decide but I probably spent seven months jerking off in a porta potty nice that's nice it's considering I prefer my privacy than this guy yeah how come he's a decent human being why are you so classy every time he goes first either aims too high
2:33 the thing is the thing you have to realize though is uh in those places that we've been at War even at night it's like 105 degrees outside and the temperature inside a porta potty the smells inside a porta potty at 120 degrees it's like a song it's like a steam room yeah yeah yeah but when you're a horny man with high stroke got it I get it out but the Privacy is probably worth it though so worth it yeah no regrets I did the same thing he did but the fumes from the ████ ████ and the urine so bad because this obviously does it doesn't run I grab my ████ gas mask I threw that ████ on and I'm trying
3:30 is it like full kit like take the AR off put it here and then or is it like you you go there and like PT I was in my PT I had my AR but I brought my ████ gas mask so I place it right in the corner ████ die my gas mask did my ████ real quick then just ████ went yeah cool efficient yeah wow all right now we got some from our followers Jeffy who would like to know did any of you ever tap the barracks bunny what is that what is that what does that mean it sounds like yeah having sex with a girl that's also a part of the military yeah right or maybe just a girl that like is visiting with one guy and maybe oh that sounds like a she comes with one guy but then leaves with you or no I've seen a lot of the situation at the barracks like that or recall I think we call it Barrett's rat maybe or
4:21 something oh like a hood wrap a Barracks rat like a lot lizard it's like a positive connotation to it well because she's dirty you know I mean she's going around running around every room which is a rat yeah right yeah this is real this is another real question Danny Nguyen asks do you think that just being a marine like Bart is some ████ ████ damn well let's go with this dude that's my burger count let's go with Trump first uh no I think you I respect all service members you guys are all awesome he's so nice you know what the funniest thing is that like what I noticed is like from higher level guys they just don't do that whole my company right it's the best company and then from the guys that'll over level they all fight like that how about this hey Aiden asks if you if all three
5:11 of you were left in one room with a knife who's walking out of that room yeah do you guys want to try yeah yeah we don't know each other that's so hard yeah only one way to find out based on First Impressions yeah yeah can I interrupt real quick and just say tell me you're a ranger without telling me you're a ranger this guy's phone case oh ████ okay that's a good one you would win The Knife Fight what would what is like the stereotypical thing you think about each other's like a job that's a great question like a lot of people that go like um like let's say there's like a high security clearance area you see a guy in
6:01 a Hawaiian shirt that's the seal you know like was there like a what's the stereotypical thing you guys think of each other I I gotta brace myself for what these guys for sales good hair great hair with gel holy ████ look at all that Bart when you watch it I was like this is the team guy yeah how did you know because when you walked in how did you know that just just the way his demeanor so seals look like like because my best friend on team one he's like almost like but he has tattoo obviously but he has slick hair back and he's like this is like oh there's like himself great hair is a prerequisite Jacob is a seal right yeah he does he have him he doesn't have no hair yeah but maybe he didn't what do you think of the other two
6:51 around you I mean you guys eat crayons for surgery yeah I give you a compliment is it untrue yeah yeah that's fair so like Marines are ████ no they just literally eat crayons [Laughter] there's two questions and they literally both say what's your favorite flavor of Crayola so that's a real that's a real like running joke what is the thing about marines that make them so ████ to other people it's Marines are ████ uh I I just I just every time my Marine buddies are around I always make that crying joke he does and then right you know I gotta
7:41 say this yeah for sure Rangers lead the way always that's just all the ████ ways that's good and bad like lead the way it's a positive and negative yeah yeah they're always taking jurisdiction all right Carrie Damien wants to know who eats the most out of your three divisions like who can eat the most eat the most food yeah he's all scared he's like crazy ass or food or what whatever but he's like before I answer it before I go first I don't know that's a really random question no correlation specific special ops that's like oh they're known for it they'll eat ████ everything or everyone's just hungry well the Navy Chow Halls are the most disgusting it's like prison food so I would say it's probably not us really really so you weren't getting lobster and steak
8:31 probably this guy yeah there we go we get we get all you we get all you can eat and the chefs they're ████ awesome they make good food yeah so you get lobster and steak but they don't they probably do no so that's overseas I sell them how overseas uh on Friday Saturday and Sunday they will serve us lobster and steak Yeah and all the bad news was coming yeah oh flemen's getting extended lobster and steak that's nice so uh Giovanni wants to know if you had to choose like you've got to pick one what country would you fight I think what country is not going to send people to my house right uh definitely don't want to fight China really well I mean it's just any war with any major country would be yeah should show for people at home and
9:22 um true over there so you want to fight one that's like just take them out the one second I mean there's no war like that anymore you know it's like everything is like guerrilla warfare and all that stuff so every war is going to be complicated no matter what so they don't have like the wars like World War II style where they just D-Day like line up and then everyone charge like is it all like more covert kind of ████ yeah it's like everything is like working with another creation or partner force or something to like Ukraine right now like that yeah drones I'm not saying that we are in Ukraine right I got a question and you guys can't copy each other if you had a hostage and you need to get answers out of them okay wait answers out of the hostage you have a high value Target [Laughter]
10:22 because the hostage is on our side usually right yeah but you're not you're not allowed to use violence only sexual advances wow squeal start with you Don ate see if they're ticklish first so you go like where are the rest of the guys at and then you tickle them I can't yeah start with that that's kind of nice and you think that would work I can so it does say it didn't work now what do you do first [Laughter] are there honey pot operations like yes like we're they actually try to use hot
11:13 spies to get you guys to like get give information and all that stuff or like the us on this side too yeah they do that bro it's difficult when a beautiful woman is trying to be like tell me the secrets if you're like okay I'll tell you everything just let's do it just give it up let's do it there's a young man so old asks have you ever used any movie phrases while on a mission oh my God like I'll be back or some ████ a little die hard yeah no but I've always wanted to say I'm a Navy SEAL and I'm here to get you out that's pretty sad Charlie Sheen but uh no I've never just didn't have enough time in the moment because things are too chaotic I had to think of the mission slips your mind in the moment when it's crazy yeah it's like Archer where like
12:04 you think of it afterwards you're like oh I should have said that yeah yeah oh yeah perfect moment here's here's kind of a tough one from the same guy he said have you ever found yourself missing the action more than your family oh yes yeah because it like fuels you or it's like a it's like a level of stimulation that is hard to replace or there's no adrenaline like a getting in a gunfight well you're kind of scared kind of not kind of excited kind of lonely yeah I think my thought was always like this is what I was born for and as long as my kids are taken care of they're gonna be okay but I'm needed here yeah that's pretty crazy are you guys
12:55 still like um in military or no no how was that like if if you felt like that was your world and that's what you were meant to do and because most special op guys retire younger in life right like you can't really do it into your late 40s 50s and on so um did you have a plan for after the military I did not um my yeah I wanted to be a seal since I was a kid and then so getting out was like super hard I see really hard so you specifically um you went through Buds and then you're also a buds instructor yeah yeah so seeing it from the other side um and also being an instructor did that give you like what kind of insight did you gain from like being able to see it from the other side and also like are there any like tips or
13:45 pieces of advice that you could give to people the people that are going through it or wanting to go through it yeah I think I think what I got to see was uh behind the curtain on the process that the instructors were trying their best to create the best product but the bureaucracy from above like way above not like directly above but way above was trying to just get as many people through regardless of of ability or qualification and just trying to water down the talent uh and there's this constant battle and I think my advice to anyone going through that training and that this goes for all this is like don't make your goal to get through the training don't don't try to like oh I'm gonna get through buds I'm gonna get through ITC like think like stretch that goal out 10
14:36 years 20 years and be like I want to be the best operator I can be because the training was what two years of your entire career a year to like depending it fluctuates but that was like a very small amount of like somebody's 20-year career and everyone's so hyper focused on like oh I just got to get through buds I got to get through Buds and then it's over it's just the ████ beginning yeah what do people typically do after um special ops like do they stay in the military and then do other jobs in the military or like what's like a lot of your guys is like homies comrades I'm in you go be an instructor like Mike was like so you're not you know you're still um an operator but you're not actually in the teams uh you can go to like leadership positions you can do and there's a bunch of other jobs that you
15:27 can do outside do most people stay in the military and then like continue their careers like until um like you know way into 60s and stuff no so I mean most guys probably if they were staying their full 20 they'd get out at 20 because you can get a pension from the military so you could typically retire in like your 30s or how how old would you be when you're yeah technically yeah wow like 38 yeah wow because if you do 20 years not enough for you to actually you know live a full life or anything but it's a good pension still I mean some guys do 30 like officers and ████ right like it depends everybody has their limit on when they stop chasing the dragon I call it chasing the dragon you know everybody has their limits like how many tours or how many years they do everybody's different some stay some move want to go on and join the unit or
16:17 go go to damn neck and be enjoying you know go through Green Team and try to become SEAL Team Six or you know further their career in there others they did their time they did what they wanted to do they wanted to get out and they want to do something else it really varies on the the individual really for each of you guys like what was uh the hardest moment that you've experienced that made that potentially would have made you quit or made you even think about putting in training in training or afterwards just like what was like the hardest moment you encountered during like the Special Operations time hmm I think the hardest moment in training for me was like every Tuesday morning because every Tuesday morning you woke up and you're like it's 4 a.m yesterday was the hardest ████ day of my life they make Mondays the hardest no it just every day is the
17:09 hardest ████ day of your life [Laughter] yesterday was the hardest day of my life today's Tuesday it's going to be the hardest day of my life and I have another year of this yeah assuming I make it it's a year training if you make it through clean which like five percent of people do it's a year of training what's what's clean like like without injury illness or like performance like getting set back and having to redo so like for instance I got illness and uh well I guess injury so illness and injury separately and I saw attack on like another four to six months you have to get recycled oh yeah and that's like a very standard that's not unique does recycle mean start from the beginning yeah oh or or like from a different
18:00 phases yeah the beginning of the phase that you're at so you're oh damn you start the game over yeah that's like a Nintendo we keep dropping at the last spot yeah so you have a save game save the game yeah P Naval asks what's the worst punishment you ever had to do ████ where do I begin I would say uh one night we got Hayes uh some other ████ uh senior guys got ████ pretty wasted and that is hug ████ trees upside down so you're upside down I forgot the name of it we they make us ████ jumpsuit tree and basically ████ hold it upside down and whoever let goes for us gets continuous smoking so we just ████ have to sit there and play this game of hold on for your dear ████ life [Laughter]
18:57 you're like literally holding this ████ tree upside down like this that's pretty gangster dude because some of the guys were drunk they were drunk and they you know hazing back then is different now you know I mean back then they would they hazed the ████ out of us so we just took it what about what about you um I was that Iraq on my first appointment and I fell asleep in the back of the truck like on a patrol so when we got back they made me fill a Hesco bear which is like uh if you imagine like a chain link fence uh and like Fabric in between it but we need to fill it with a MRE spoon oh my God 120 degrees out so you just ████ like that yeah I mean of course when they weren't looking I was like four days
19:47 all right ████ Jesus it's miserable never fell asleep again I bet well you must have been tired yeah I mean they let me sleep at night you know oh that's nice were you like it's like a road trip it's all comfortable in the back dude it's so hot in there you know it's like it's so hard to stay awake yeah what about you Mike um since you've been an instructor hardest punishment you got and the hardest punishment yeah I I think that for me doing it I don't I don't know if I have any like crazy story it was just all awful um but I I had some pretty good ████ up ones to students [Laughter] just take it on me it was just me alone
20:37 and nobody else and they don't condone this and I just broke all Navy violation by doing this I don't give a ████ uh we had a student who had uh it was a good one we had a student who was like pretty arrogant and you know it's frowned upon to just beat the ████ out of him so he gave him a pot I gave him a pot and uh he had to run to the ocean which was about 100 yards he had to run to the ocean scoop up a mouth of ocean water run it back and dump it and fill up the pot oh that's Savage please wow salt water this ████ mouth wow
21:27 [Music] so the the funny thing was I thought this was funny it was after like 10 15 laps you know you're running 100 yards in soft sand and you're wet and cold and uh he this student um you know what do you start doing you have to breathe heavily and maybe dry heaves so it started like don't do it and then he might dry heat it up and then have to go back uh outcome of the lesson one of the most humble dudes after that wow wow that's cool and I don't care what anyone says oh that's too hard you ████ ride it's hard but you're trying to develop the hardest people on the planet and that's how you do it right yeah it was awful I'm sure it was awful but that didn't sound like abuse to me that sounds like it's like it's a good
22:18 way to teach and it's comedic yeah but it's like how people perceive it you know oh the people perceive things so weird now yeah I'm only but that's why you're not maybe sealed though you know yeah I'm only putting myself in the shoes of the guy that did it right because I mean like I said a lot of stupid ████ as a as a youngster and then like I probably talked back to a lot of people and if someone made me do that I think I would have been like serves me right but you know what Mike up end up doing I I see it this way as Mike ended up saving that dude's character you know now he knows how to be ████ humble and I bet you he brought that all the way for the rest of his career all into his life yeah because big picture wise I think arrogance can get people killed right because you're overconfident you think you know everything and then you're just like not even considering everything I don't know that
23:11 just sounds like you probably did yeah save his life so we um here's another question uh from young man he said have have you ever found yourself triggered by a memory sound or action and it it put you in like a rage like a mood where you felt like aggressive mean like fear and anxiety more than rage like what is an experience or is it like a sound or a trigger or um anything specific or I remember coming back from Afghanistan my first time I just had like social anxiety couldn't be around people I remember going to a mall with my ex-girlfriend at the time and there's just so much people around like I had a fake that I had a phone call to go outside to take it like a lot of people was bothering you yeah is it because of just like there's so much going on or I don't know why oh
24:01 it's just don't it's unexplainable yeah it's switching environments too fast and stuff uh I think for me like large crowds like overwhelming the large crowds I remember one of my first years out I came up to LA and there was like a firework show and every ████ human in Los Angeles went to this fireworks show and in five minutes the and the noise going off I was like I'm out and I just left I was like not happening um it's it's not I it's hard to say you're not like oh the memories it's it's just more like I see this turning South real fast you know whether that's like one guy with a gun or you know you're thinking like what could happen if this was a war zone even though it's not a war zone and yeah run away that makes sense yeah you just
24:52 probably see threats like more than the average person because of what you win is like for me I would see a football game and then you can see like oh ████ like this is too vulnerable but you're also like trained to just identify those things yeah throughout your career and your past because you have to be but yeah I'm just looking at the mascot at the game dancing and ████ you guys you know this is dangerous we got the cheerleaders did you have any I would say the noises and stuff never affected me but leaving the military what I told you guys about my first year back when I was just like a recruiter hermit I think that's that affected me that way you know what I mean like I I had to be alone with my inner demons trying to cope with alcohol and you know having no one to talk to
25:43 the outlet or anything like that that was my PTSD so uh Mr Jack PP we're gonna end it on a nice one what's your favorite gun pistol rifle type that's a possible question any specific type they just said gun all right uh in a gunfight outside outdoor still still too tough huh he's like what's the distance yeah what's the situation in this parking lot outside you guys got rollerblades on well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's the what's the ideal Target is on the scooters six grenade shooter oh yeah whatever it is or the thumper the m79
26:33 yeah yeah what's that automatic shotgun from John Wick oh dude the H is that the a12 yeah it's like whatever that new one is I'll tell you if I have rollerblades that's what I want why a shotgun over like the AR rep because that one in the movie and I forget the brand somebody will figure it out it's basically like an AR rifle oh the AR platform but AR platform with shotgun rounds like with a magazine yeah loaded oh oh yeah yeah I know you're talking about yeah I would take that yeah because on Rollerblades you're gonna miss a whole lot with a shotgun exactly all right last question all right all right uh have you guys ever fell in love with a Target like you don't know movies like they're guys you got a Target and then you get there you're like I can't
27:28 yeah you run away or whatever yeah are you sure are you sure no I don't know about these guys anything close to that I'll ask her about the gun though I hate carrying it when I was in the military I ████ would love to have it again as the mark 249. yeah yeah what's that it's a belt fed that shoots five five six but the CQB version where the the stock is collapsible you're just ████ laying down hey is that me can we get one oh ████ Bro oh my goodness just gotta you get a little backwards yeah somebody braced me I don't know I'm a big fan you can't get that anywhere uh range in Vegas it's
28:18 expensive but you can but but that's not a privately owned you can't own one yeah probably the other one probably no Mark 49 is what it's called that's the uh the baby version kind of um so you wish you wish you could have one personally absolutely well Tron you're a boy [Laughter] well thank you guys for sharing yeah thanks for answering all our fans questions [Applause]
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