0:00 it's a conversation piece but then also the wow factor of how much it costs and then you see the disposable income of how wealthy some people are just to collect art I love I love stuff like that should we just make stuff for rich people [Music] there is a handbag that just sold for sixty three thousand five hundred dollars it is a Louis Vuitton handbag guess how big it is 63 Grand 63 000. one of those little yeah it's like a clutch it's like this it's definitely a tiny one really let's hold it yeah it is uh microscopic shut the ████ up well you mean like what you gotta look at it in a microscope so our lady is going
0:50 to actually have to look at it you can't even hold it like that ████ oh yeah it looks like a pimple dude that looked like something I found on the concrete it's that little yellow thing right there so what is it I was looking at the cursor yeah yeah me too I was like I was like oh it's smaller than the cursor yeah yeah it's right there there whoa if you buy that you're a ████ ████ 63 000 ████ up dude if you have that you're a ████ ████ dude you think so yeah what if you lose it and you're like honey can you get my purse I need like an extra macro macro photo it's not macro enough Bart paid 20 000 less for blind what a ████ idiot at least that has some sort of function is there a um yeah yeah yeah it's like an artist I don't have any more that's the couple to
1:40 stay with the house here it is under a microscope wow wow that's kind of cool oh that's cool is that crazy that's pretty cool that must be a high-powered microscope you gotta ████ go zoom zoom that's tight that's kind of crazy right that's pretty cool that's ████ crazy you should have got the LV on it oh it says LV on it it's a Louis Vuitton wow what's the point of that thing just to hold it up yeah yeah I think it's how long did it take you guys to do this because it's not it's not made by Louis Vuitton it's made by an art group oh wait so they just copy it the same dude to do the blood shoes the holy water shoes they're called m-s-c-h-f and uh yeah they oh they designed it um to be smaller than a grain of salt so was it is it a collab it's it's not they're not saying it's a collab it's like a it's like a um a publicity yeah
2:31 yeah then why would you wait make it like okay because we're talking about it okay I mean and we're talking about Louis Vuitton okay like the uh you know the big red boots yeah yeah it's like they made those two like everything they make is like a statement wow that's pretty cool so it's narrow enough to pass through the eye of a needle it's so small you need a microscope to see it they say there's a big handbags normal Handbags and small handbags but this is the final word in bag miniaturization Hey where's my bag where's my bag and I don't know that it's functional it doesn't say anything yeah ████ in there you can put ████ atoms you could put a grain of sand in there ████ flea ████ in there you put a nucleus in there a nucleus so bidding on the bag um started at 15 grand and then it ends up selling for 63 000. wow wow that's
3:23 cool I mean this is dumb ████ huh it's crazy that there's people that are like [Music] I'll buy 50. somebody's like oh so like two it's five Waikiki is kind of the Rodeo Drive of Hawaii right there's a lot of luxury Brands and then sometimes ladies will pull up to June B with like five six shopping bags of Hermes whoa each one of those purses are like man that's like you're just holding hundreds of thousands of dollars that's what I'm saying it feels so unsafe like you know those Birkins like those ████ those bags are like 25k 35k hundreds of thousands if I was a lady I would not want to be ████ carrying that expensive thing around bro why do you think there's so many Smash and grabs for those damn bags man I mean it's pretty safe but there's people out
4:15 there like with like multiple bags of Louis Vuitton like all that there's like all these big luxury Brands right and um yeah like I found out that they make a lot like hundreds of thousands of dollars a day in sales that's one store is making a hundred mil like it's crazy yeah yeah same guys oh damn yeah yeah they're based in Brooklyn and they do like stunts like this yeah one of my favorite bags this is REI I'm a big fan of Aria you know they got lifetime warranty they do that's what I love about them they'll have life also have a ████ ton because I also really like bags and and ████ backpacks and duffel bags and they have lifetime uh warranty so even for no reason to you could just see one that you like and you could just bring your old one in and the no questions that they'll swap it out really do you think all the people that
5:06 looted it during the riots are doing that just returning it and getting a new shows the lines are that long for return well REI does is they carry like the top camping ████ yeah and what they do is they study all of them so they take like all the tech and they put it in their own and then they offer it at an affordable price that's cool so there's just really really really really good it's like Patagonia North Face type ████ for like half the price and so people stole all those things that makes me sad do they have anything made out of photon polymerization printing methods yeah probably not because that's what this s███'s made out of yeah that's who's printing on photons resin with a gel case wow I wonder how long it took them to create that they just 3D printed it like oh ████ it
5:56 is what they did right they 3D printed it in a way yeah yeah so what do the photons come in bro what the ████ is a photon how do you even print that photo they just tell you that so that you know how to correctly brag about it when it's yours yeah this is my tiny little bag it's got photons in it at the end of the day isn't that kind of what it's about yeah it's just getting to brag that you have that oh yeah hey you know the news story yeah I have it my ████ base yeah that's exactly what it is but I mean design and art is so trolley too I know I love it a lot of this stuff is like it's to start it's a conversation piece but then also the wow factor of how much it costs and then you see the disposable income of how wealthy some people are just to collect art I love I love stuff like that should we just make stuff for rich people yeah that's a good ████ racket dude great business Hunter Biden let's just make some art and just sell
6:48 it to Old rich people you guys remember how Wutang made an album that no one had ever heard and they made it only to exist for the one person that buys it what Martin shkreli bought it you know Martin shkreli oh yeah the guy that hiked up medication he bought it and he like wouldn't let anyone hear it that's so ████ funny so he played into it but I think I I feel like it's gonna get released or something but like it's just like a blank he originally bought it like everyone was hoping a person would buy it and then just let everybody have it so we could all enjoy it and ████ but he's like nah I'm putting it in a ████ case oh the guy who hiked up all the medical prices what a ████ face that's his whole brand dude yeah he's like I am a ████ face he's ████ face Tony Stark he's these ████ Gatekeepers you probably think we'll change his phone today on that one yeah they're like yeah if you know nobody's listening yo yo yo yo
7:54 that's how I feel about like you know how like Nikki Nikki got into the Beatles Big Time a couple years back right and then she got like the the biggest album with like all their unreleased Studio tracks it all sucks like the songs that we love I like we love for a reason oh those ones yeah yeah the unreleased uh ones that like they were testing out like it's like the long and winding space yeah like what I don't need to hear this ████ yeah like I'm hearing like a they're just practicing yeah they just letting the garbage bin pulled all the files out and we're like all right let's sell it yeah and so she actually hates it she got this version because sometimes those whack-ass songs play and we think it's gonna be the right one oh damn yeah and you have like Ringo like coughing in the background
8:45 like beetles like purists are just like oh my God so Nikki has a little buyer's remorse oh big time on that one yeah some of that ████ like really fascinates me like I just like going into luxury stores so I look at the material and the things that are being sold and I'm like we gotta capture this is so genius because people just don't know yeah like they don't know that this is s█████ quality or some of this stuff is like dude that is really bad but they're marking it up crazy because of the name brand so they've created a whole system of like I guess trust with their customers and brand recognition to where like they can sell garbage at a premium so it's mostly just branding it's the the ability of their brand to be able to hike something up for a premium price that no that like a t-shirt like how much can you upgrade a t-shirt yeah you
9:36 know what I mean like go to Nordstrom's dude they think a lot yeah yeah but the top stuff it's not even available for us it's like the one that's made Handmade by Artisans by Design miners that s███'s like the they get it in the store and then the sales people call like their own clientele that would come pick it up and if they don't have it on display the stuff that we see in the store that's just like throw away mass produced yeah right remember like 10 years ago when like dudes wanted to look wet like like you'd buy a T-shirt and it looks wet yeah and you have jeans on it looks wet yep the guys just look like they do there's a little hair looks wet yeah they're like like yeah either and even the store they got it from his Wet Seal yeah exactly oh yeah Wet Seal was a huge one it's a weird Trend I'm glad it's gone it's two thousands on it yeah it was
10:27 shiny and wet 2010s yeah like the Ed Hardy yeah wet as hell dude it just looks soaked so glossy yeah one of the funniest things is how luxury Brands mostly have employees that don't buy or can't buy their own products they're selling and they're always mad at you too yeah when you go in there I have a buddy that that'll if you want him to come on he'll come he's a he's a dealer at McLaren Beverly Hills wow he doesn't have a McLaren but he can tell you everything about it and he can sell it like nothing yeah but he also I don't think would ever buy one himself ████ I do respect some of those Brands um where uh I forgot where I was at and I was like oh ████ I'm like damn you could like afford that watch like working here and he goes well they have a thing where they want everyone to be
11:17 proud of the brand so employees get it at 50 off oh that's cool and then I was like well how do they prevent people from working one day and leaving and then just buying it for 50 off and they have like some sort of like screening process and you got to stay on for like like yeah like I won't yeah let's do that cool that's pretty cool because then it's cool to see like like people wearing it in the store yeah versus like you're wearing like like a ████ like a Casio and you're trying to sell a Rolex well they want you to that is the motivation they're like you're not allowed to wear anything else so you have to buy it at the same time I've heard some other stores they'll have loaners oh yeah it's like you're not leaving that thing you just put it back put it on to go work and then give it to me yeah because some people still can't afford the 50 off dude I knew a kid he was like 19 years old right and we were two minute a little bit he had a ████ a mom who was like in charge of Wells Fargo so he had an Aston
12:08 Martin like V12 Vanquish like when he's like 19 years old the one from The Italian Job and he was at my ex-girlfriend's house with us right and we were all just having like hang hang sash time and when it was time to go he's looking all over for his Aston Martin Crystal Key oh no wow and it's a 50 000 key just for the ████ key it's 50 G's wow you can't find it anywhere oh they know how to milk it oh yeah and I was like I hope he ████ never find it and he's panicking my mom's gonna kill me my mom's gonna kill me that's why I heard about luxury cars is like an oil change is like 20 000 or something crazy just so they can keep just uh and you have to do more yeah this was just optional though like he didn't have to get the crystal key but he got it to be a little ████ so he could go go around say this is fifty thousand and he's doing that I bet you one of the ████ tuber scum that I was with
12:58 probably swiped it good well wasn't there like a wasn't there an app that cost like like a hundred grand or something stupid yes and it just shows a diamond on your phone and you could just show it's like a purple diamond I swear that was real yeah I can't remember what it was like 10 G's or 10 G's and then like you can have this purple diamond on your phone it's just to show it I wish I was smarter to think about it but it's not the second thing is you can't sell it it's just there no you just gotta constant people dude we gotta just come on calm the really rich people who can afford 10 20 000 yeah and it doesn't hurt yeah I gotta change my those are bottles because the best cons are just exchanges like ████ bottle service probably the best condoms oh my God legit probably the best Carnival ever which service bottle service oh yeah because each one of those tables are like a hundred grand a night best con of all time you know it's the second best kind of all time Top Golf yeah well
13:49 I love it though I love it I love being conned bro a bottle of of Smirnoff a Topgolf like a 12 bottle is four hundred dollars yeah there you go
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