0:00 [Music] and welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys we are off the record featuring kat over here hello hey hi cats them careful them we got if we had careful boys merch would you wear it yeah absolutely we wouldn't see we wouldn't wear it we wouldn't wear it we wouldn't support our own ████ it's a question we ask all of our guests we're going to wear something that we're apartments yeah who it's from where it like i just i love free march what's your favorite which i will wear too what's your favorite piece of merch that your friend is giving you my favorite piece of merch is probably joe coy sweater are you going to come out with merch really cool piece of free merch yeah joe coy every single time he came on uh finding the kid he would have a jacket for me almost like he's my uncle visiting me i was like hi here you go i got a merch idea for you sweet very
0:50 sweet you i got a merch idea for you socks so these are your feet right imagine your feet okay toes though individual toes okay this is going to be on the t-shirt where your boobies are but it's feet right yeah and then and it's going to be they're going to be kissing each other like this that's so good yeah oh you got to make a face i'll draw a face right here but they're blurred and they they kiss it oh that's good yeah they got to be blurry i got a pitch yeah pitch run okay we take pictures of your feet yeah kind of old hat we yeah yeah we print those onto socks and you sell those now everyone gets to wear your feet with grips you sell them as mittens that is genius oh that's why i pitch ideas and then you guys make them better and now it's a whole new meaning to like a hand job or a foot job oh versatile so you're you're employing the sock mittens yeah you gotta you put them in the use
1:41 you gotta put them to work so how was el salvador nick yeah um it was great how's beautiful were you there i was there for eight days was it your first time out of the country well no this is the first time since the pandemic yeah and you were there working right yeah i was there working you're cleaning toilets yeah i was there selling some merch over there but um i my wife's family is from el salvador so we went with my mother-in-law and my wife and we went over there to go hang out with family and meet some new family is she related to the ms-13s that i've seen documentaries about in el salvador she is not and i was disappointed oh i was very disappointed and i was hoping you know i'd get some strength to get some merch yeah i want some ms-13 and this 13 merch would hit wait maybe a little face tap while i was out there but apparently according to the locals they're all in jail they're all in jail
2:31 or they're in hiding because the presidente made an example of uh the gang members and the crime how do you make an example of them well he put him like there's i was telling joe about this i guess there's these documentaries about like they go to el salvador prisons and they have them in like these tiny little cages like these chicken coops and they're like naked and they're sitting like nuts to butts with each other oh geez so it's like human centipede ████ or or it's just like a regular chicken farm in america yeah but like they're all cramped in these little cages i don't i haven't watched the documentary but this is just from my understanding from what i've heard so i'm probably wrong so don't quote me on that that's how we report the news here exactly i'm probably wrong i wish the news said that yeah yeah because they're usually probably wrong they're always probably wrong the most right thing they ever said but according to some of the locals that we talked to they're saying like yeah like they're just they they're they're the president is really trying to hammer
3:22 down on this stuff so they could allow more tourism more people to come in the country and you know on top of that it just it's like we were in kind of like a smaller rural town most of the time called son sonate or something like that in the middle of it you know there there is one next to the uh like the mayan ruins over there what's this it's it's like a natural body of water yeah that like usually it's like it's like a cave water that connects to the ocean but underground so oftentimes like you'll see like the instagram honeys like diving into like yeah underground water pools i like instagram honeysuckle you don't talk about this i went to i was recently in mexico i went to the fairmont maya club i thought that ████ was deluxe as ████ once a couple of cenotes my first time i was like i'm gonna go ████ take some photos from instagram huh and this ████ was just like raging water there's just like a million you know uh
4:12 city there yeah stoke hey but but in like tulum in like cancun their water parks ████ all over american water park really it's so crazy yeah yeah one that had um what do you call those zip lines yeah but the zip lines crash into the water i think i know what you're talking about out there and then they do everything faster i think it's crazier other countries they don't do this whole like shoe everybody yeah that's what kills that's what kills all the fun in america because it's run by cartels they probably die but that's the fun it's like hey my son died i'm not blaming you guys necessarily he definitely should have worn the helmet all the way all good you should have buckled it we'll take that off he's a thrill seeker wanted to go on a really thin cable slide a thousand feet at a hundred miles
5:02 an hour that's what's happening not a big deal it happens god bless you the water parks you could put on a hammock right there's a ████ hammock you sit on the hammock no seat belt nothing and then that ████ ████ slides you down the zip line and then it crashes into water and you're getting dragged in the water with the hammock and you're like whoa it was so sick so sad no seat belts doc dude it's like an attitude era i miss a good hard dashboard it's a real hard one and let me tell you this the best part of all it includes a all-you-can-eat buffet okay and it's only a hundred bucks for everything like 100 peso bucks or like 100 bucks kind of a lot i'm out i'm extinct no no the whole thing you paid 100 to ride a hammock until a water no it's a theme park goddammit i just got wrecked one of the attractions
6:00 what was the most exciting thing you did in el salvador you know it wasn't okay i'll say this this is gonna be kind of corny but it's like meeting the whole family wack is lame but like because you know it's stories i've heard of and so you plowed one of the cousins nah dude good lord you like that that's wild family oriented son of a ████ that's crazy imagine just having stoke city all around you yeah with your cousin you're like i could probably rail this ████ right now that's just what you're trying to do i'm not i'm not so excited dude i'm just a normal guy we're just normal people we're all we're humans stop looking at that cat like this while you're sitting happy i'm not a sex haver like anthony she's human are you a sex haver she's a kid i'm not really really no yeah he's mr nikki limo green that's right and i'm mr you know tiffany dunn garcia
6:51 [Laughter] we all do together as friends right and how's that going so so it's blast so you went to so you went and met like her whole family like did they have a big party nah it was like uh it was mostly family on her mom's side that i got to meet right and it was just like a couple cousins here and there mostly boys all right you're looking at a cat like that dude don't ████ get all crazy direction while you wink did you say that being there they were the people were pretty amazed that you were asian oh yeah i was telling you guys that because they give you a quinceacino no they didn't oh thank you and i wish and i was a little disappointed that they didn't have that and i was kind of insulted frankly but uh in the area that we ran called son sonate there it was very evident that like tourists don't go there at all like it's a purely just local town so when we're walking around their mercados which means like market you
7:42 know people you're such a ████ ████ tourist that goes to a different country like actually you say it like mercado the accent's over the sea thank you no he's like we were at this little ████ have you studied we're all eating chicken today at lunch and he's like oh this isn't quite like i'll stop with the word this isn't it polo you son of a ████ yeah i am that guy but when we went over there it was like people were turning their heads because they were like yo this is a real life chinese person anyway they recognize when you walk by where they're like there he is the legend is true the ████ is here did you kind of talk more chinese yeah i made my eyes even smaller like
8:33 why are you doing with their eyes but we were walking around everybody was kind of like turning heads like oh ████ as a real chinese person one of our cousins she watches um like a a little girl a little baby she babysits her and this little girl is really into bts and i thought you could say she watches just kidding news and i was like no ████ way she does yeah those people do not have time to watch ████ jay candies and she's a big fan of bts and the cousin was like i'm gonna meet a chinito today is like you know that connection's so funny yeah and then and then the little girl yes out there paving the way for nick the little girl was like such a big bts fan she was like oh oh my god you're going to meet a chinese come i'll be i'll be good i swear like
9:23 can i just go so it's like you imagine like a ghostly white korean and then she meets this ████ and she's like that's not chinito like we're like you're dark refugee he's big his hair's short his ears are funny he's dark and he's not singing yeah yeah yeah why aren't his ears this big how can't he do that you're fatigued he's speaking with a love voice and i have like a really deep or i was like oh thank you if i did that i think i would have gotten no you you should have been like oh yeah were you wearing barbell merch too no not a suit or nothing i was bts i was just wearing regular like shorts and just tank tops or lizards no no ████ way dude i'll support that kind of action over here that cat like that dude wait who was who was the the lady that was showing off to the kid that she's gonna meet a chinese man oh yeah that
10:13 was my uh my wife's cousin oh and they were out there just like oh yeah like i'm just walking around nick hey you guys want to meet some chinitos 50 pesos five bucks five bucks he's like the ████ show-and-tell for the village he's like oh step right five bucks we have a you want to chinese this chinese guy in the nuts did you live up to the hype for her i don't think so we didn't meet i didn't did you become the talk of the town for being uh a chinese emperor ten bucks you see his little dick come on it's really small i swear uh nah i it just people were like looking like oh ████ that's crazy and they would just go along their day everybody was really nice they just they just stare at you they just they would just go like oh ████ all right and then just keep going but everyone was really nice but it also could be like they were probably looking at my deformed ears like what the ████ is wrong with this they're like chinese people have weird ears yeah yeah it's a new stereotype they're different on television but i'm
11:04 telling you everybody was so freaking nice unlike sometimes uh when i went to i think i told a story where i went to uh tulum like probably two three years ago and i had like a lot of people kind of like ████ with me like while i was there like local rock covered there dude that was both pre-coping yeah play out of the car yeah play the carpet boom had a lot of chill people they don't hawk as hard yeah but they play the carmen there's always like hey ████ chicken buy this ████ right now you want a drink ████ and i think it's because it's like the really tourist areas the tourist areas are just like there's a different vine while karma's got the ████ of the uh cabana thing right back dude coco bongo dude we stayed at a hotel right next door we couldn't ████ sleep because it was just yeah he was at a hotel recently next to the cocoa bongo too and i was like you know what is this the really legendary the masked cocoa bongo i'd do research on it was it and
11:54 apparently no the mask had come out just before that and i think according to one article that reads i don't know it's true but jim carrey owns the cocoa bongo in uh implied no karma wow shout out to jim carrey but while i was replying to carmen people like i there was there was a time there was like three local dudes walking by me with my girl and they they they like got my face and went like hola and they just like walked by and i was like yo what the ████ is going on here so people were like ████ with me they're like pointing at me like chinito and they started laughing to me to me it's more wild that like crazy they're just like you know police that are just driving down the street up and down there's people and everybody's got like ████ rifles and stuff and there's like 20 of them yeah everyone's fully militarized so you're just a ████ truck that's how it was like it wasn't like that too crazy in el salvador but there were there were like guards and military policemen everywhere but like with like crazy ars and they were actually very nice they were just like hey welcome like they're just like
12:45 it was just very welcoming across the board that was my favorite thing to do is when i would like ride in mexico is like whenever i see a caravan of all those ████ military dudes and they wait back do their job and they start shooting the sky you can honk it yeah it would be so sick that would be don't all bullets that go up also come down no no no they just go over the clouds they go in the closet they're just going to space yeah yeah aliens are dying at the ████ hundreds now that you know all these stuff about el salvador would you be going back on a regular oh yeah i think we're gonna go probably back like every year can i tag along yeah let's go you think we you you can make like a uh get like a i don't know a supplier relationship out there then i don't know probably people are always there if you're gonna go all the time all we gotta do is figure out who the eisen sells planes at
13:36 like retail prices yeah we need that pair though you have to have that pair yeah otherwise nobody's gonna be able to do that i don't think el salvador was known for drug plane training they're not really not nobody said drugs yeah whoa whoa whoa buy the drugs first before you buy the plane come on man it's my business plan oh you don't go direct to the source but the beaches are beautiful everyone's really nice we should all go don't call them beaches dude they're women if i'm gonna call a woman a ████ i'm just gonna call him a ████ am i right i don't know why why did i do that this guy's gonna destroy my life just destroyed my life believe women oh dude mosquito it was a zika situation there your boy was getting eaten alive believable ████ don't miss them and living in vegas so get diarrhea from drinking water or anything you know what it's funny i didn't really get diarrhea out there but as soon as i came back i got diarrhea
14:26 maybe you just always have it is the water here trapped it may be maybe that's what it is but like i'm fine i didn't it wasn't really that bad out there food was really good um what was your least favorite experience in el salvador you could say it on camera ████ honestly it was just getting a koba test out there and having to fly back to the states with a positive wait we still gotta we gotta do it it was stressful yeah to get back in the country because it's america yeah and it's stupid it's like no one's checking you gotta do it back in but in mexico they have no mass policies they have no ████ uh vaccine policies none of that should they only ████ believe in kovid 50 so what would have happened if you're positive when you flew back i don't think they'll let you on the plane you gotta stay another two weeks and you guys stay in like 10 days or something i had a body get stuck in italy for that test probably yeah exactly but that's the positive in italy and he had to wait like nine days to get on the plane oh wow ironically the sound of getting
15:16 stuck in italy for nine days sounds fun it does huh it does sound great not if you go over budget hotels unless you're staying on the streets of italy yeah that's another still sounds kind of fun well he got to go have actual ████ like olive garden in italy which is great what not unlimited breath breadsticks and salad yeah oh i know what happened to me that was yeah he went for the first ones i was we went to this like i guess this hotel and it was like an eco villa or whatever so it's like eco-friendly i don't know what that means but that's what the name of it was and in the bathroom it was it was outdoors and there was these giant windows so you like things can fly in so i was pooping on our last night there and this flying roach flew in and that's traumatizing and you know while you were taking the ████ i was taking a ████ and it was like buzzing by
16:07 me and i was freaking out because i felt vulnerable right i'm sitting on the toilet what did you swat it away i was trying to and i was robbing weave yeah i was like i was just kind of scared shadow boxing yeah i smacked the ████ out of it with my shoe my crocs they saved lives wow save lives and i smashed it takes less time just breathing heavy afterwards let the adrenaline come down no you're just ████ [Laughter] ████ my brains but yeah that was pretty much it but even like i was kind of anxious about the flying roaches and the insects and all that but it really wasn't that bad because you realize like you're in the ████ jungle out here like is that what it is it pretty much is like rain forest so you just like expect it like yeah yeah the mosquitoes obviously suck though they got to figure out a way to get i don't like nah mosquitoes are terrible because i was thinking about if i wanted to go back to tulum and i was like mosquito man and we had sprays going to hawaii bro we
16:57 were spraying the shells yeah while we don't like as a species try to eradicate mosquitoes because because it's food for something no no no actually they've done scientific i've had there's no ████ there's no way i've hated mosquitoes so hard that i've also googled this to know if i was just thinking like genocidal thoughts yeah and and mosquitoes specifically if eradicated from the entire podcast will happen nothing will happen they they serve no purpose but let's do it let's do it yeah don't they help spread disease yeah they help population control yeah oh natural selection a little darwinism to cook it up you know mosquitoes aren't even supposed to be in polynesia who did it that colonies yeah why people spread mosquitoes because it can't it came on the boats ugh thanks steve yeah we also spread medicine so what do you think
17:47 what do i say about that you spread the cure yeah ████ you they brought the mosquito and then they brought the cure now you sold the go read under candlelight then ████ you're welcome it's time to start saying you're welcome a little bit more yeah have you ever read under candlelight it's awful thanks benjamin you say that every night who invented the candle i don't know probably a white dude i'm not sure i have no idea it's actually the chinese the chinese it's probably the chinese but then they didn't use it like the white people did how'd they use it i don't chinese always embed everything don't be like yeah we had gunpowder but it's like you didn't use it in guns what'd they use it for firecrackers it's way better so it wasn't called gun powers firecracker partner yeah who invented sparklers americans probably on july 4th you're welcome ████
18:37 from the midwest spaghetti though chinese people invented spaghetti noodles noodles oh yeah italians didn't have pasta no it was uh the noodle came before the place yellers yellers yellers who invented bitcoin japanese man damn that son of a ████ huh you don't know that yet god damn that son of a ████ isn't that just a cover remember remember during the bull market when everyone's like with satoshi a woman i'm like yeah probably oh my god [Music]
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