0:00 makeup is not your your jam Tom Brady is ████ fine I feel like [Music] do you guys know who Thomas Patrick Edward Brady is that's yeah Tom Brady yeah so crazy like that sounds like a why are you saying all crazy like that just give me his name so he's a very famous NFL quarterback yep would you say he's the most famous NFL quarterback I would say he's the most famous NFL quarterback is he also considered wide Leaf the best true I would say he's the best quarterback yeah Tiger Woods would you say also I've I have a debate with one of my friends would you say he's the most impressive champion in sports I would say that yes because especially because I respect football the most and I think that most of the sports are pretty much trash more than Michael Jordan I love Michael Jordan bro he's an
0:52 icon forever for me but he only won six how many is Tom wins seven oh so six is in that game and he retired and then came back yeah and then one with a different team with a different team bro and that's because that was the other thing the other thing was like oh he's the only one with Bill Belichick and then he ████ goes to Tampa Bay wins with Bruce Arians who's also a great coach but like different teams going to Tampa Bay would you say that like they weren't really a technically considered a Powerhouse they weren't well they they had really nice weapons but Jameis Winston was not getting it done for them he was throwing tons and tons and tons of picks and so Tom Brady brought like really good football to Tampa Bay for sure was it more impressive to see Tom Brady bring Tampa Championship or LeBron go back to Cleveland and bring them a Championship uh Brady okay for me only
1:43 because like I don't like I know that like LeBron going back to Cleveland was a big ████ deal it was crazy but watching Tom Brady leave the Patriots after winning six with them was ████ wild and especially at that time with all the legend of Bill Belichick all the whipcraft like all the weapons yeah all the ████ the Championships when Tom Brady went to Tampa for the first year did he win a championship that first year the first year was it more impressive to see Tom Brady go to Tampa with all that or watch Michael Jackson Michael Jordan play baseball for a little bit and then come back to the Wizards and lose that was more impressive than watching Michael Jackson blow a kid whoa that would have been crazy yeah that's probably way crazier to see uh so Tom and Giselle his supermodel wife
2:33 Gisele Bud chin button she they're getting a divorce that's what I heard yeah bro because she's mad that they're like the hottest couple ever they're like they're probably the hottest couple ever yeah more than Becca man ████ sexy spice or whatever the ████ her name is you're pretty hot I hear a lot of women that I talk to don't think Tom Brady is that good looking what who the ████ oh the only big guys are like what I think he's been looking do you think he's good looking that's nice I have this Tom Brady or Beckham Tom Brady oh wow oh you don't like pretty boys I almost got a crush huh back up back up is not your your jam Brady is ████ fine I feel like David Beckham fine you know what I mean I mean he's like fine but he's more of like oh you kind of cute yeah yeah yeah Tom Brady is like if I'm gonna make a superhero ████ figurine I'm like
3:24 what's my inspo oh ████ like Tom Brady I really Becca was like Calvin Klein modeled wearing type fine though right Brady said no I would put Tom Brady he's also like a little you know like in terms of athletes yeah but I think athletes I'm like oh like how big are you five eleven oh that's kind of cool name Beckham's like five four also I'd much rather go to a football game Tom Tom Brady is ████ well I don't know he's got to be like Galaxy yeah but like Tom Brady though yeah Tom Brady football is but the level of champion Tom Brady is that's soccer like he's 45 years old he won the Super Bowl at 44 years old that's crazy or what was it 43 is he the oldest quarterback to win his Super Bowl I don't I don't know I'm sure he's got some stats like that Tom Brady winning with Tampa or Tiger Woods coming back and win The Masters in 2019. dude that was awesome but it had
4:16 been a long time since tiger won right and Tiger's ugly wow I think he's ugly yeah he's an ugly guy man do you think Tiger Woods is ugly clean oh my God I'll go I think he's a Pokemon yeah what a ████ matron I wouldn't say that Megatron's cousin it's like a Chuck E Cheese robot well yeah I don't think Tiger Woods is Ugo I think he's neutral neutral yeah he just looks so worried all the time but does the does the performance of athletes but that's not attractive he doesn't look like he's like confident man when athletes are really really good at something do they become better looking to you yep I think just some people Tom Brady's glow up is actually pretty good because if you like posting some of his like old photos and it's like yeah it's like he he's got a glow up well dude his draft or what was
5:06 it the the NFL combine picture of him like yeah I found my pictures legendary for sure and he was what like considered he was drafted as a backup quarterback right at the time yeah he was backing up uh Drew Bledsoe yeah that's right yeah oh it's crazy they're gonna make a movie out of this guy yeah he was like pick whatever the ████ hundred whatever and then he he goes to back up Bledsoe he's already a great quarterback considered at the time greatest draft pick of all time would you say Tom Brady I think you have to say it at this point right it breaks my ████ heart to say it achy breaky heart I used to argue Peyton Manny's the greatest quarterback in NFL I still think he's like right there with Brady but man's the Championships speak for themselves don't they does Tom Brady have any like scandals this one I mean this I mean this is getting a divorce is kind of the ████ American way though oh what are you gonna say about that
5:57 people are scared this is how light it is I think the only one was like he kissed his son on the lips one time oh yeah and the people freaked out he should have been canceled but he's like yeah I've been doing that since I was a kid in a documentary yeah just because his son's 18. yeah yeah yeah he's been doing it since he was like oh what about deflate game but that's not really him right that's not really him I mean well they they actually find there well it was considered him but I don't think it really ████ happened actually like I think it was a bunch of ████ honestly and like I said I sound like a big Brady fan right now I ████ hate Tom Brady but you have to respect the man wow that's how good he is he's just that good it's like below check what was the reason for the divorce they just literally just regular couldn't make the marriage so regular divorce they're saying it's coming from giselle's side mostly but that's we don't ████ know but that's what they're saying because she doesn't want him to go back and play because he
6:48 retired as of last year right last year but he wants to come back is that why he came back already he's playing right now dude he lost Monday Night Football last week or what was Sunday Night Football so he wants to come back and win another maybe all his crypto projects didn't work out he's like ████ I gotta go back and play right hey we've been there huh we've been there that's why we're still here baby we still here I just wants him to be at home oh that was that was fake that was fake my ████ dude eat my ████ ████ no but uh so so last year he says hey I'm retiring it was kind of weird everyone thought was kind of odd because he says I'm retiring and then he comes back like a month and a half later and says like ah yeah I'm not gonna retire after all I think I I still belong out there and then everyone started to say like the retirement announcement initially was weird people started to re-examine it
7:38 and go like how come you just came out the way that he came out said he's retired it seemed like maybe it was leaked by giselle's size what people are are wondering like maybe she like she's like you're retiring and he's like I don't know and then it was announced that he was retiring if you guys remember uh before he actually announced it yeah it was really weird yeah and he says that's not true I'm not retiring and then everyone's like oh okay and then the next day he actually says I am retiring and gives like the full thing everyone thought that was kind of odds so it's like a leaked thing so then we fast forward to training camp in August Brady is told or Brady tells the press and and and everybody that he had a scheduled thing right so everybody's like oh Brady has a thing and so he's not going to be practicing with the team which is ████ weird for Tom Brady he loves practice right he's a ████ weirdo he loves practice he loves preparation all that ████ that's why
8:29 he's a champion I guess well he's a champion right but that but that's so everyone thought that was really weird right and then we're hearing now that they just hired divorce attorneys so we're like people were guessing back then like something's going on with Brady and he actually came when he came back he was like he's like look I got a lot of ████ going on I'm 45 years old right and so everyone's like all right we'll chill but then now we're hearing about divorce attorneys so maybe it was it was like we think that there was some kind of dust up back in August and now it's all coming to a head yeah it's crazy how much he's achieved by 45. it's ████ crazy you have even more gangster it goes through a divorce here and wins dude I think that's what he wants that would be the most incredible and then they get back together and they're like that was great press honey she goes I knew you were a champion I knew you were gonna do it only to motivate him to push him to higher boundaries and now he's retiring
9:19 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll be so honest dudes I I rooted for him in the last Super Bowl when he was with Tampa Bay because he wasn't a patriot anymore so it was easier for me to do because I'm a close fan on ████ eighth Patriots but yeah but it's Colts and Patriots they're rivals or well they don't consider us Rivals because they step on us like we're ████ ants we're mad at the booth we're mad at the boot yeah and we remember they don't ████ remember we just wait we'll never forget are the Colts bad we're horrible at football why do you love cold so much I got cursed with being born in Indianapolis he's like I just like blue and white ah okay that's my team dude that's it who's there back right now um his name is Matt Ryan and I mean is he a quarterback or is he just a fumble machine did you say nine in the last two games he's got more fumbles and receptions
10:09 dude he has 10 fumbles now in the last five games oh ████ got a fumble last night fresh one oh Broncos right yeah Broncos oh it's respect guys that come from home teams that suck ass but they stick to it because that's kind of like David with Sacramento seems like he watches basketball and Kings literally had like one period where they were crushing it yeah but before then they were like giving away ████ tickets to go watch crushed it for like a year or two and then ████ suck ass what was that was that like my baby time yeah I used to work downtown L.A and the day after Colts lost the Super Bowl of the ████ Saints 2009 put on my ████ Jersey and I went to work because it was casual friend or whatever or as a casual whatever day because after Super Bowl we could wear whatever the ████ remember so I show up with my Kohl's Jersey on I'm walking to Gauntlet downtown L.A well you Colts ████ suck Peyton Manning blew it oh
11:01 yeah the ████ ████ you Tracy Porter rocks but I took it because that's my ████ team took that ████ and you know what they haven't even smell the Super Bowl since then dude and honestly our team our team is such a bunch of little ████ when's the last time they won Super Bowl um we won in 2006 2007 plus Julia dressed like a saint right now I know right I got the colors but no we are just little ████ ████ that our former GM's named Ryan Gregson he complained and that's what started deflategate when we lost AFC Championship game it was like 47-0 yeah and then Ryan Griggs and rgm like tattled on on the on the Patriots to the league and said like oh these balls were like ████ the PSI for whacking them so that's what started the whole ████ thing so then they try to make Colts fans look like ████ we don't I didn't even support that ████ I thought that was whack all right so I have one final question of the record yeah if what do
11:53 you think the Colts need to be like o-line dude our o-lines maybe like Tom Brady we need Tom Brady they need Tony Dungey back or what I love Tony Dungy but there's no way he's coming back he's getting paid ████ well to just chill in a booth on Sunday nights so no way just outliner o-line is trash our online so ████ bad I can't believe it Matt Ryan steps back he has like half a second he gets trampled and last year with Carson Wentz Carson Wentz looks better everyone's ████ all over Carson Wentz for ████ nine months of Carson wins look better because our o-line was the problem not ████ wins in my opinion what kind of receivers you guys got we got Michael Pittman Jr he's ████ solid we got um a guy named Paris Campbell because glass knees [Laughter]
12:43 do you know what you would do if Colts won the Super Bowl how you would celebrate what would I do if the Colts won the Super Bowl again I'll tell you what I would do because I'm so ████ pissed or what happened to me in 2007. so in 2007 the Colts won the Super Bowl can't ████ believe it unbelievable right well my improv team my stupid ████ Herald team had a show stupid ████ day and like nobody went to the shows dude it's like a rainy night in La nobody goes to the shows but we have a show all the way in like West Hollywood so they're like yo Steve are you coming on The Coasters won the Super Bowl ████ all you guys and they're like you gotta come like the show like we have a show there's more people I go of course so I don't get to watch the Colts like like afterwards like raise the trophy and all this ████ like I I live I don't get to watch that ████ I just know we won the Super Bowl and I got all my friends while I was leaving and then I show up there and there's more people on stage
13:34 than in the audience like four people in the audience it was a rainy night I had to pay for parking there's four people on stage it was so bad dude and I was just like pissed so this time I'd sit there and ████ watch them raise the trolls soak it up huh yeah soak it up plus that was the night Prince did purple rain in the ████ rain oh that night that's wrong it was incredible so I was glad I got the water that's like top five Super Bowl shows ever I was to me number one ever no dude Purple Rain In The Rain Michael Jackson still beats oh that was sick well he when he just stood there yeah for like five minutes yeah he knew the whole world's watching him he's just like yeah keep watching me and kids watched a little lower kids right down here nice down
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