0:00 a face tracker if it doesn't know who you are it shoots you with a tranquilizer dart oh shoots my wife every day with the Tranquility gets her nice and quiet [Music] okay so now imagine you're at your home you're on your property you're in Connecticut okay and you look up and you see I will never be in Connecticut something truly horrifying okay you see that there's a bear on your property yeah but is he is he drinking a soda pops and now what you're well no so you know you you actually decide you're like okay I'm gonna go inside be safe and then I'm gonna investigate what the hell's going on and he discovered that the bear is actually filming him and his wife on their property
0:50 it's a YouTuber bear has a little harness on it no way and the bear has a ████ camera on it yeah it's a GoPro it's a chest mounted so it hasn't it has an ear tag a collar with a ████ camera on it pet bear no no is this a cartoon no this is actually in real life okay this is Yogi Bear it's the beginning so what what the victim discovered was that it was somebody from the state was using the bear to take a legal surveillance of their property what yeah well how did they train the bear to go to their house to go to 74. why not a deer or like yeah something nicer so he's quite out of drunk claiming the state department the department of energy and Environmental Protection put a camera on the bear that they knew frequents their 117 acres and they were
1:42 doing an unreasonable search of their property so they just put a body cam on a bear yeah they did they put a body camera why bear turns it off kills the family no evidence why are these people so important um well they're just saying that the the officials are illegally surveilling they're probably they hate Bears so when they can colonize their property they have been illegally feeding bears apparently according to the state for the years oh so they want to catch up smart bear sting operas so they're not like no I wouldn't give a damn about their property it's like we keep telling them stop giving them pumpkin pie our bears are getting overweight they don't want to eat Natural Foods they keep only eating pumpkin pie well they just leave pumpkin pies on the windowsill and then the Bears come on oh see Connecticut
2:32 Connecticut doesn't say that the bear had friends oh I hope he's a good question when we were in Zion they have these like little squirrel chipmunk things running around and they have signs everywhere this is a national park don't feed them and they show like what they're supposed to look like versus what they actually look like and they're really overweight oh ████ and so and they're ████ guilty bro I made so many squirrel friends yeah the national parks because I had a big bag of corn nuts and I couldn't resist eating them because I wanted them to get as close as possible to me and I had one on my ████ knee while I was giving them corn nuts they're so cute I did that on Mount Charleston so we had a law Breakers no we had raisins and then yeah like I really want to touch them so we would just lay raisins out until it was on her and then when the Chipmunk would come on around like oh
3:22 you're not afraid of it biting your hand no not really really it's worth the risk dude I had I was in Bali and we did this monkey Forest thing that's different those little ████ are thieves monkeys are different though yeah they are different breeds Steve I don't know if you know this might not be the same genius yeah I think so they got a little human brain in there I don't think they're mischievous they're just acting like monkeys did they climb my body he climbed my body you should go after my glasses does it feel weird when they that's really weird when they have a little pause on you yeah it's really it's really odd but it's also kind of cool yeah it's kind of cute ████ band of monkeys right yeah big fan yeah they're trying to steal your cameras trying to trying to steal anything shiny on you are they trained to do that or is that just Natural Instincts like this is smart as hell I think there's nothing and they're playful they like to mess around so I think they'll do things just to like see what the reaction is and they take your ████ and they sell it on eBay they like to Monkey around yeah
4:13 [Laughter] this guy is basically saying that he he believes that they knew that the bear was going to come into the property they it's like sending in a robot I guess he says with a camera on you can't do that without getting a warrant by the way and so he is suing the states that's the same as putting it on a robot that's what he says that's what he says sure it's the same it's definitely if they just use satellite to look at it yeah isn't it the same as like those uh Google Maps cars with 70 cameras like driving around town anyways isn't that the same thing I think so like is that illegal that's legal right but that's not around
5:03 property doesn't you can't see it like I've tried it before because there's private roads like gated communities yeah yeah when you go there you can't even see the homes you can't go in there you're going I see imagine bark thinks that like there's a Google car in Area 51 just like driving around making sure or it's just a bear did you see those Chinese spies in Alaska that got caught taking pictures they're like oh we on tourists yep of a military base they were pretending to just be sightseeing you know what they should do they should post the pictures of the tourists and then the pictures that they took like I'm just curious to see what they actually look like yeah top secret and show their captions like their descriptions of it do you guys got cameras all over all over your house yeah all over all over just in case inside and out oh yeah wow I can't have
5:56 no cameras inside brother the camera's coming in because it's like okay like who's coming up to the door or around or or hopping the fence behind and then inside the house is like one if they get in through the door uh there's a camera facing inside or if something happens while I'm in the house there's cameras you guys have ring or Nest I have ring neither did you see that ring got caught for employees watching People's yep wow what do you mean what do you mean I bet they all don't don't they all watch I asked them everyone watch the footage I have one spot it's supposed to but yeah there's like there's dudes that would tap into women's like ring cams and they would just save the footage spank bank after that happens a lot though dude every time my ████ goes off which is like once a month at least like it's always just me or Nikki opening the door without like unarming the alarm yeah like every time but it goes crazy
6:47 it makes your blood freeze you're like oh ████ yeah well I have I have uh that too I have ADD too so I have cameras add ad ADT I got 88 I got ADHD he's relating to you doing that I have so many layers of protection it's like Plus plus your bare hands bro yeah plus I I put a jar on the doorknob every night bucket of water on top of the door booby traps for real yeah dude like a face tracker if it doesn't know who you are it suits you with a tranquilizer dart oh shoot my wife every day with the Tranquility how to get her nice and quiet there's um private companies security companies out there that will install like remote control ████ hidden wall
7:37 automated like like oh those are cool ballistics ballistics ballistics are those donuts Donuts thanks for coming dude hell yeah I think it's your fault oh we're talking about this private doors okay the ballistics okay so so yeah there's there's like for this is because I was trying to see like okay so normal folks like us we get you know ADT we get Brinks or we get these different Security Programs so I was like what do these rich folks
8:28 do he's quick well one they have their own security service that stays at the house yep two if they're not home some of these guys they install in the walls like shotguns or like ballistics where like and then he could you could you could control it from your home so it'll be like oh ████ you have an intruder right you can hit a button and blast their ass through the walls it might not be legal but these guys are so rich they probably have so much like this is it legal in Nevada though lawyers and all that stuff that can help them Castle law states you could probably have those actually so some of these companies they're International right and they're like check this out they're like they have this South African car right it's like a Mercedes-Benz luxury car super ████ crazy and they have flamethrowers that you can operate from the inside or
9:18 remotely on your phone that's the Batmobile we're like if some robber comes up he tries to break the window it just burns them because your door goes like that and then so the whole car on the side so it just torches up but what if you make a mistake where it's like no Meemaw don't touch the door yet and then she's just there is a law here I mean I was watching his lawyer Channel and they're saying you can't set traps in your house what you can't even put sharp ████ on your fence like if a burglar was trying to get a scale your fence and they cut themselves is that in California you know yeah I purposely put sharp ████ on the fence because we had an Alleyway next to my house and then we're just chilling in the pool having a good time and homeless people they just keep going like this so is barbed wire legal then you can't have that on your unless you
10:08 have a prison yeah who voted for this ████ ████ because I promise you you guys like Mommy all the robbers voted against it for exactly most of us the reason for that that they say is that um if it because there's a risk that it may not be a burglar having to do that it could be a cop it could be like emergency services oh that's the reason why they like saying I've never seen paramedics try to rob my house yeah and it sounds like a really good excuse to get you to disarm yourself the the smart guy work around the smooth brain workaround is you have to make it look like you didn't mean to put it there smooth brains for dumb people though I know it might be stub the spikes that I bought are the same kinds for like the birds you know you don't want like bird ████ and whatever yeah it's that kind of thing and I put it across the hole you have to be able to legally prove that it was for a different reason odds for the birds but
11:00 it's I'm trying to poke a ████ homeless man but here you are so holy cooking should be in prison for life for what he did oh yes yeah yeah yeah he should go to jail stay in Chicago Illinois yeah yeah set them on fire and they have video footage of him setting the traps him doing it they haven't said the rights there was this one that was not so harmful I thought was really good there was a double door trapdoor thing where like you know when you go into like a store right uh some in cold places it's like one two and then another one because it's like the weather and ████ oh yeah so they have one where it's like you get through one and then there's another one there's another hidden one where if if fits like an intruder then it opens up so it's like not a door that's it's like a guillotine door like it shuts down oh ████ it traps them in between the hallway yeah that one you have to that
11:51 one I was watching you have to be it has to be a room that they have to break and Enter to access if they can walk in it normally then you're it's on you again is it your whole house breaking it yeah exactly is it illegal to put a large area rug over a deep hole say that it was under construction yeah yeah I didn't want people to see it look tacky yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you didn't want the ring guy to see it ████ hate bad guys man dude bad guys are winning and the ████ because some good guys are protecting them yeah do you think do you think some of these bad guys like they talk about these laws and they're like dude we're really lucky do you think they're appreciated I bet they are or do you think they're just like why do you think robbery is up and like burglaries up like there's like business is great you didn't let go do you think criminal spider gets a second amendment so they can try to disarm people I don't
12:41 think the laws even apply to that that's what I'm saying that's like they know they're not gonna like follow those rules I don't even think they know how many amendments are there yeah yeah I don't know especially for this podcast you got into the First Amendment for sure first amendment is the right to vote the right to rob the right to kill yeah those are those are my amendments damn these guys agree with this too yeah so don't heat your don't heat up your doorknob unless you want to go to jail [Laughter] [Music]
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