0:00 I did see a killer whale show you know what they did the the killer whale show there was like three of them right smaller it wasn't even like the big ones they were smaller they came up and then they did this and it was like yeah [Music] welcome back to another episode of the careful boys today we have everybody here [Applause] so we were just talking about what we should do for another JK adventure and Anthony said red and so it's fair and I highly agree I think we should go to the Renaissance Fair I've never been me neither my God I went I never had that that was the most gangster sixth grade field trips ever so what do you when you go to a Renaissance Fair what's like what's the first on the docket what do you do do you tell do you tell everyone me Lord and me lady that's beer this is my favorite part
0:51 because I see it in all the posters it's when the titties get pushed up here and they got giant pickles in between put them on the glass put them on the glass so one of them isn't the Oktoberfest no that's just German but they got the boobies too you know they have the boobies up against the top of the boobies completely different event also with good boobies though I could see it's boobie adjacent though everyone is role playing a time in which men were in charge so we can actually walk up to checks and say take them out dude so there's tons of different like little shows there's like jousting there's ax throwing Spirit throwing knife throwing every like throwing you could think of yeah crazy like for you kind of like Medieval Times kind of food like big ass turkey legs I love turkey legs yeah only at events like that I
1:41 wouldn't like that because I'd be like that's not Renaissance that's medieval that's medieval we might want to go on a date Joe's not available Italy that's where it was killing it the most yeah yeah that's where it was like slamming no yeah I think it happened a lot of Europe in general I think Renaissance is much more of like a human
2:32 experience yeah is it not like Italy had it and then we what was the Renaissance this is like ████ C students talking about history it's like people picking up uh Jurassic Park and saying that's not the Jurassic art and like music and culture was starting to stop that's when the Ninja Turtles came out though Michelangelo Leonardo they're all ████ like Casey Jones did China contribute to the Renaissance dude don't ask me about China That's why Jackson's not here let me do it the ████ Indonesia contribute to the Renaissance you mean where the hot guys are yeah so what about Druids will we find some Druids it's on site no yeah there are Druids yeah what the ████ is a druid the cultural artistic political and economic rebirth in Europe referred to as the Renaissance occurred during the 14th and 17th century
3:24 still say Europe it's like I'm at the ren fair right now thank you but what did they what did Portugal do in the Renaissance what the ████ are you asking about Portugal redfair is pretty fun big question because this isn't like ████ San Dimas or something hey what do you guys think the Portuguese were doing back then why are you asking us like we got the answer wait what kind of Nick question are you doing right now the Portuguese were the first one of the first to colonize Portuguese the Renaissance Fair is is in the Santa Fe Dam which is really cool because you can't see the freeway or anything yeah you really feel like you're in the Renaissance yeah so what can can you like throw axes or something yeah that's literally what he said at the beginning of the video dude there's like five different throwing events I've never thrown an ax before do you love it that's right though it might start in Florence Italy they're the ones that guys that started
4:14 it yeah because you only hear about the Italiano's it's true you kind of know your stuff actually I'm really glad we brought that up because like now it's like opening my mind yeah it's good content we got to go there questioning everybody hey are you Portuguese Renaissance are you like OG Italian Renaissance because if everyone got British accents Italian because they're the ones that did it and so if they have a British accent you got to call them out and be like shouldn't you be no but it's like the Renaissance Fair it's like the world fair like different people from different areas and ages of the Renaissance but they're not part of the ████ well neither were you nope but I'm not dressed up with my titties you watch a American movie like someone that's like a bad guy or whatever they might be like Arab but they have a British accent I do like that it's pretty funny sophisticated British if
5:05 you have a if you have a cell phone next to your head and you talk in British accent you're probably an epic bad guy um wow yeah that looks cool or you're like a double o seven yeah good side area what other Adventures would you guys want to do well I want to milk a sheep that's cool a Renaissance right don't they dream don't they drink Sheep No back then they got ████ goat cheese and ████ could you is that one of the activities we can do at The Rim I think you can I think there's like cows and there's different like I don't know if you can milk them I think they'll show you yeah you might be able to watch a blacksmith do something or watch somebody turn butter that's pretty cool I want to see it they do have people simulating blacksmithing too I don't know if they're actually that's all medieval ████ man they're just standing there they're playing the cowbell pretty much yeah I think we're making ████ up because Renaissance yeah Renaissance were more refined yeah but they still had blacksmiths during that time it went
5:57 from horseshoes to now ████ scope when does the Civil War start during this if there's a blacksmith going like this and going Milan your sword is almost ready if you're gonna worry about that you might as well be like how come you have a cell phone and welcome to everybody who's working excuse me my Lord we're here for the Civil War reenactment we're pointing Us in the direction what do you need your parking validation this isn't Renaissance culture there's no parking I don't even think they have turkeys in Europe dude that's an American bird would you guys show it you may just have to take it up with the fair when we get there I'll be like where's the Pheasant where's the turducken all right where's the ████ ducking he's like they don't have turkey out there but they got turducken would you guys show up to the Civil War
6:48 reenactment in full um Confederate regalia with me yeah I'm down wow I think you would really look the part I think we'd really look confused I think so but I'm only going as a southern Rebel so yeah exactly we have to is there an Asian equivalent to the Civil War reenactment they like do it over civil Warrior well in Japan but do Japanese people reenact it they reenact um Samurai ████ maybe there's things there's like Vietnam there oh my God are those things like the Korean War enactment like that no they do uh they do like those shows where people that are hardcore enthusiasts yeah like it's kind of like LARPing yeah but then it's sick because you go to these events and rich people that like get into it they'll have horses and then they'll just be riding down the horses and ████ shooting arrows out the side and then they'll be
7:39 doing targets you talk about pilgrims and engines see that's why I want to go as a Confederate because you can talk like that the whole ████ time okay I want to join you if you go as the knob I'm not gonna get canceled right but yeah you know not in there you know the more stay on your end of the street please with all that ████ yeah just be that character that's such a good part wow that was crazy good thank you I think we should still go to wrestling show yes hey dude let's go to WrestleMania I could go to a wrestle show every week 40 bucks what yeah that ticket's 40 bucks is it like we don't know like the sofas dude you know what I mean we don't know like Sofi oh dude you want to park at sofa it's like eight grand dude but Sofi has kind of worth it though that how close can we be with
8:29 forty dollars though is that nosebleeds we'll be bleeding we'll be bleeding first we gotta be aware like we might get on camera no the energy of that kind of stuff has to be close yeah how much is it to get at the front where we can be on camera and the chair might hit us yeah oh yeah I mean that's G gcw you'll get that for gcw we can get in the ring 45 bucks I want the sweat of them dripping on me with the blood that would be that okay pro wrestling we have red Sea World see oh I used to love I've never been you never been we've been in the Golden Era of ████ animal exploitation there's no more Shamu there's no more uh that was that was the best show they cut a lot of shows that's like when they pulled Michael uh Jordan out of the
9:20 Bulls like that's Shamu was the ████ ████ bro yeah they they stopped doing a mess like ████ performances and they kind of have a more educational like things last time like demos but they don't make them do tricks like they used to last time I went was like 2012 or some ████ right I went there and I was like what the ████ is this this is not my childhood where the ████ is the trainer on top of the Shamu nose flying into the air flipping like five times and then shampoo goes like this and you want to be in the front because Shamu ████ slams the water and ████ hits you like a ████ those particular ones they got like eating and stuff that was my question the trainer got eaten not all of them they got drowned they got they got held down and like drowned out yeah dude I remember all of them they got dolphins in there with ████ traffic
10:11 cones on their nose and ████ taking that ████ up you watch traffic drop back down floating service than the Dolphins were dragging it around and ████ they'll let you ████ pet their tongues and stuff yeah that's so sick man the goldness octopus just spin up they light a hoop on fire windmill when I did see a killer whale show you know what they did the the killer whale show there was like three of them right smaller it wasn't even like the big ones they were smaller they came up and then they did this and then it was like yeah that was better than my Bart impersonation because dude that fool just went up like on you know how they have the platforms right yeah they do this and then they go how do they know that they weren't having a ████ blast because I see that and I'm like they're having a riot
11:01 of a time yeah because their dorsal fin turned into a freaking turn into bangs yeah it was like a like a Ed type of thing you know do we know that's why well the other thing that they don't do anymore is they used to get the fin the the Shamu used to get a Fin and he would splash water on you and then you'll be like oh no no they don't do that anymore all right well hey what if we do what if we do a JK Adventure where we shoot guns nah that's too gays nah like real guns I got real people I'm not real people but why do you want to shoot guns for I think it'd be fun what was wrong with airsoft that was cool that was cool but I feel like that's your guys's domain and you guys could like we used to do it all the time but then like YouTube ████
11:51 Shadow bands those videos and like uh yeah it's not it's not good you could shoot guns for fun yeah we could do that yeah but Nick won't show up let's go let's go to Sea World and we can just tell Nick how awesome it used to be the whole time we're there I'll be like oh cool imagine this but check this out dog it's like balloons balls as far as the eye can see dolphins flipping through the air now you're like you know it's kind of like what it used to be like it's kind of like the pyramids but this is what it really was we just like hold up photos of like the Glory Days in the same spot that's cool it's where you use the surf walruses okay so Sea World is on the list on the bottom tier barely on the list um you know those things that I always wanted to see I always saw it during cartoons right there was the circus the
12:43 PT Barnum I went to that see I didn't get to go to that you didn't see the elephants on the balls did you get to go to Santa's village yeah and I still go there what do you mean why because a mountain it's a mountain biking Park oh that's so good here's a bad idea in the summer we go to a water park together dude let's go to water park that's disgusting I know I know it is but when we were kids it wasn't disgusting nothing's changing you actually go to one because I'm a dad now which one it's called Cowabunga Bay cowboy in Vegas there's a water park there yeah it's called can you even fit in the tube what do you mean yeah you got ████ stuck right away dude like 18 workers have to jump on things don't push you through it's actually pretty fun routing City water into that thing
13:36 yeah it's called cow Bunga Bay it's not in Vegas is it pretty crowded uh it's just like any bunch of Raging Waters it's probably let's go dude there's 39 degrees yesterday I'm just saying that ████ is dirty as it is that ████ was so fun you've never been to a water park ever do you have a childhood have you ever had pink eye you just been grappling since birth that's why I never been to a water park either make a joke it's fun my parents were like we live next to a ocean like that's your water park well they make it they make it in a way where you can have more fun in the water and you don't even know how need to know how to swim that's cool I think that was their excuse to not pay because you go down slides and then the water you land in is like this so you go you can like turn the bucket when it's full of water on a bunch of kids
14:26 understanding they just have them drown it's like when they say we have McDonald's at home yeah that's literally what happened and I didn't even live next to a beach it was still 20 minutes away it's like you got ████ Redondo you got Torrance and then you got Gardena it would be called Gardena Beach they're like we're next to water the only thing I don't like are the fake beaches at the water park you don't like those damn we're drowning together and ████ oh you mean the man-made ones that but the waves oh let's go let's all go hang out and then the ████ waves come and it's like a bunch but not paying attention and everyone gets submerged at the same time because they're all ████ you know like I like it when when it's body to body and there's not even any blue water around you and you're just stuck next to everybody and everyone's pissing
15:17 to do us those surfing that looks fun indoor surfing yeah like like those man-made waves that's a really good activity that's a good activity I would love to break my leg with you guys ████ those look so fun we just opened one in Hawaii really but yeah that's crazy just for that it's what's the one that's off in like Roland Heights that has like slick tracks I think it's also K1 right oh that one uh at the mall I don't know if they're even open anymore we got super cars off of the 15. the top supercars like the speedway we could we could race cars wow
16:08 like a Lambo and then drive around we can get like his Mazda Miata out there dude I'll bring the Miata my boy I can drive a stick can we squeak your tires up as it sold but you know I know how to drive a Miana do you still want to go bungee jumping I never said that you didn't you see recently at the ████ Court snap I know what a thrill too many of those videos so that ████ I'd rather Skydive me too I saw one were the skydiver he was ████ getting caught in his parachute and it was like and at the last moment he pulled out that emergency one and that was getting caught and he had to undo it so it could fly out and then he got it just in the moment it was ████ wild I was like wow that was intense one of my clients told me um his his friend's dad was a um
16:59 skydiving instructor yeah and he had a stroke in in one of his jumps no ████ way he had a stroke or his like during the jump yeah he was doing by himself did he survive so what about all the students I don't know I don't know I'm not done with my buddy went hypoxic up there like when he was just about to jump what's that mean it's like you something happens with your lungs yeah and you can't breathe and then he like was passing out and like laying on the floor in the plane like they had to like go land and ████ it was wild yeah this this video took a turn for the dark side but that's why we can't do that ████ dude no we should do it I mean statistically we'll be we'll be okay yeah I think I'm still fine on skydiving laser tag there's a lot of stuff after I became a dad that I was like I should probably try to stay alive I think that's why laser tags well
17:49 dude I got it we should just do a police ride along all of us in the back seat they're gonna have to get like a big bus for us you don't like those can we do that that'll be fine I wish we knew some SWAT guys to get in like an armored car in the back of it do you not know SWAT guys you're useless what guy DM me doesn't matter what the actually I do know a SWAT guy see I'll hit him up but he's in Chicago Chicago that's long that's far I mean if he flies this guy got that thickest ████ IG reels because you know when you're when you're when you work uh in a city that has a body of water their police tactics is way cooler so a lot
18:39 some of his ████ is just him hanging off a helicopter with ████ dangly feet and then ████ just the uh like Lake Ontario or whatever underneath them like cool ████ like like ████ like a bad boy ████ because you know like they're police but because of the ocean and whatever it's just it's way different than policing and it's not like our national security yeah they got they got cool terrain they got crazy late cups they got cops they got those ████ Navy SEAL type raft boats but they're police officers because they gotta Patrol the lakes and ████ dude yeah but it's cool Coast Guard hey you guys just had me at Lake there's lakes in Vegas right we do like a lake situations how does it like mean you said that's so not fun yeah I really made it sound boring Las Vegas remember that place we went to that river that connects to Lake me
19:29 like me those people that people that ████ ass dude yeah yeah I was like what did how do you go so Vegas SWAT guys or Lake Mead officers DM me please not even officers can we just party it like just get a regular book I know right there's got to be some activity it's like when he's a party I've got to get a houseboat you know those houseboats it's like a two-story boat and then you get to like you could really watch TV that's almost anybody here gets seasick no yeah I do but I'll Dramamine it up this time ginger ale you get seasick on a lake but it's not C well no the rocking of the boat is what it doesn't rock that hard you should Joe you should tell people who gets seasick that it's not the scene and drama means for drama you're just
20:19 being a drama queen right now basically it's like a waterbed the lake is like doesn't even blow are you guys down to go golfing yeah we've been golfing with you so many times we went to the driving range oh are we gonna piss everyone off because how long no that's why we're gonna do the night golfing at Monterey Park it's only nine holes in part three we can't even film that ████ it's all dark yeah dark as ████ what about during the day but what about we go okay we go early and then we come here what else you got I'll shoot it down why don't we go to Vegas and then we don't have to go to one that speaks I'm not gonna go to 18 hole Par Four with you guys and just be chasing balls in the woods the whole time for five hours why not with you guys in Vegas in Vegas yeah there's 7 000 golf courses there significantly more expensive out there and is it and you do have to like
21:10 like everybody's got to be good on like timing because oh my friend lives on a golf course we'll just go to his ████ backyard open the gate and we can start playing we're going to do that as free f-r-e-e not the same as a game but okay whoa okay are we sure it's free is it like a train where you go in and you sit down and then you think it's free and then the conductor comes and goes where's your ticket we do have the homie hookup right here the Monterey Park they're they're gonna hook us up with good food too do they still got monster truck rallies yes oh yeah I want to go I went I went to Monster Jam a few a few years ago all these things I wanted to do as a kid we gotta do Mr Jam's super fun I went to a monster truck show like in San Diego but it wasn't the monster truck show like with bigfooting Gravedigger oh we gotta see that ████ now they got it uh they
22:01 got one called son of a Gravedigger wow that's just like it's like literally like a junior Gravedigger but that's just as good what happened to Gravedigger he's still there but it's like a hasbula version no it's it's not in smaller it's just like a new generation and that dude is actually a really good driver yeah let's go see let's go see that don't forget to add Shin Lim to the list well because what happened was Bigfoot Bigfoot got too famous and started showing up in movies and TV remember that Bigfoot and then so there was a licensing uh thing where he wanted more money to come back to Monster Jam and he's like we ain't doing it yeah so Bigfoot left but there's Gravedigger there's all kinds of things he thought he was so Good by himself he's like a boy band guy and he tried to make it on his own and it's like it's the industry bro it's not just you exactly it's also add the prices right to the list price is right I've never been let's go dude
22:53 dude I've never been either to wait in line or anything let's go I came close to going because I got my buddy that for a wrap party gift because I was at this like kitten ball and they're like you can get on The Price is Right with Drew Carey and I was like my friend will think this sucks this is a great gift dude if I get chosen I'm gonna react like a Filipino mom dude like it's gonna be nuts I'm gonna get hysterical and start crying simple and go to a Ken just practice and we all try to learn a routine too everybody's waiting for that like desperately we should hold off yeah we should hold off right here's here's the problem that we're all that I'm worried about is like once we do that you guys are gonna ask me to be a Kinja yeah he doesn't have time for that dude just like we don't have time for the rest of this video I think we gotta move on now dude we should do training with Nick
23:52 we can't shoot at night sorry that shot down we're flying to Hawaii foreign
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