0:00 bro girls do that in like fitting rooms like when Tiff used to work at retail all the time they would just find used tampons just in the fitting room why could turn a man gay I don't know bro why don't they carry a PL like a Ziploc bag and put it in there and take it home I dare you to suggest that to an actual woman people are just weird [Music] man so imagine you're at a Dunkin Donuts as people are oh oh Duncan Donuts is fire dude I like I like Duncan I love American establish can we get donuts tomor there's also worldwide you get right now that's the energy we that's a business owner by the way a man with vision that's an entrepreneur baby a get it D kind of so imagine you're you're at a Duncan and you're in line and you're like a man
0:52 I got to use this right oh no and then you go in into the bathroom right and you You' sit down you pull down your pants and then you're in the middle of doing your business and then the toilet under you explodes no like blows up the toilet underneath your butt explodes big time is it after you cuz like you and then the article doesn't say but what I know is that this man emerged from the public restroom in the Duncan covered in oh no covered in it oh no covered in human feces you saying he was dunked in it he got dunked in definitely like like a donut into the coffee how did that happen so um that's crazy there was a gas leak here's the story his name is Paul kowak not Jack
1:42 first and last name associated his name is Paul carak and you to remember that and if you see this guy in public make sure that you remember you call him you call him the yeah hey you're the boy aren you man boy bet you're a little traumatized huh Bud hey bud oh you go to the bathroom later maybe I should Duck and Cover her up he sh so hard he blew up the toilet he blew up the toilet dude that he literally because he sh so hard well we don't know it's because he ████ so hard it says in the article he was playing with cherry bombs dude and he was like I don't know what happened I didn't they P their PC it's cuz he pooped so hard yeah whack they're real PC no so this guy seeking more than $100,000 in a lawsuit filed in Orlando claiming he suffered [Music]
2:32 hemorrhoids severe long-term injuries following the explosion of a toilet in the men's room of a Duncan bro that's crazy did the toilet blow up the toilet blew up hey you know when you're just sitting and chilling like when you're about to get hit in the face and you get brace for impact like the the impact doesn't what's the defense as a Jiu-Jitsu Bast what's the defense ass explosion yeah but your ass isn't ready for it and you can't your holes open in guard you got to get in guard my boy dude my boy is sitting on the toilet and he's probably just scrolling away dude Fe up on the toil sometimes ████ sometimes was just like a fire and he just explodes was it like a fire based explosion or like an like a water pressure base to the water pressure might be worse do I look like a ████ fireman D the last air bender over there dude if he was covered in ████ that
3:22 means the poop flew back up he was covered in urine and Fe oh God debris too by the way what if they measure the percentage of that is your own so then the settlement's lower they're like we're going to take 15% off of it because that's your own your own ████ yeah like imagine if a pipe burst and it just shot up in you that's imagine he walks out the bathroom and he's cover this stuff and he's like but it doesn't smell that I thought it' smell worse it's his own Supply he's like this smell that ass but everybody still smelling his ████ like everyone else is like what the oh my God oh my he's like he's it doesn't smell that bad he's waving it on people like check it out check it out he's not suing Duncan right is it a Duncan oh yeah against Duncan he's still a Duncan oh dude you got to who's who else cuz he
4:12 got dunked on when he's D then honestly 100 low low key $100,000 seems manable for dunk donut that's a very low just as much as $100,000 seems reasonable to be covered in ████ for like a short period of time I think this is real damage the emotional the emotional distress has to be ████ through the roof his ████ blown out he's giving them a break if everybody catches wi of the super viral JK vide is about to go out with his first and last name calling him ████ boy for the next two years though that's just win by the way yeah the fact that seems like if you see him call him ████ Boy ████ boy how you the ████ boy I think dck should pay him more because we're just we're just accessories to the story we're not we're not the ones that should be this is not our responsibility right I'm just saying that's emotional damage times that's a low number damage he could have get a mill give him a mill bro at least dude come on in this economy maybe 300 Grand maybe 300 what
5:04 you do when as soon as this guy comes in the room you start going anybody could dunk in any donuts here smells like hm nah it can't be there's no way it's a bird it's a plane it's ████ boy no there's no way ████ boy here there's no way we have to oh no no way it's chip boys here I heard that was a Ducket in Kansas it Cy was ducking how far are we from Orlando anyway uh so yeah he Mr remember his name again Paul carak Paul carak walked out of the uh ████ covered in humanid feces urine and debris he walked out of the he deserves the money Duncan this is maybe my favorite part he walked out of the men's room
5:55 seeking help no shut up shut up does anyone have a now he's like seeking look he walked out of the men's room seeking help shut the ████ real seeking help yeah seeing help from workers so boom you open the door like help me imagine that ████ on your face oh my God you know what I would have done I would have been like stay there I would have pulled the hose and just sprayed the ████ down you know some other like customer saw that dude and just left they ran they ran what would you do Nick or you're they're already in line and they're like I'm waiting for my ████ I'm getting my ████ Nick what would you do what would you do if I was if I if I was waiting in line a ████ covered swamp thing comes out of the this is how I imagine it happened right I'm waiting a
6:45 line and I'm like should I get the ████ oldfashioned should I get the other one you hear a loud bang for the bathroom yeah and then you see this guy walking out like waddling out he's asking for help and he's looking right at you I'm carow just say his name guys Paul as a man you're never in a more vulnerable state than when you're ████ you're looking at me I'm going to be pants around the ankles and all I'm going to be like this I'm my go ████ should I get the the bacon ched are you going to get the chocolate covered my name is my name is but Paul car I'm from I'm from Orlando Florida I need help please you guys still have the pumpkin spice please oh God please I'm covered my own ████ in Ur please Nick please sir please don't you if I'm Paul I'm going to be like please take a photo of this moment please take a video and
7:36 document where I am and get Dunkin Donut's name in here you get a bunch of brown napkins you give it to the ████ by the way if you really want to narrow it down his attorney's name is Scott Spradley all right now Scott Scott has been tied up he can't take a lot of questions just so you know but that's his name and uh yeah so the lawsuit says that Mr kowak Right he suffered bodily injury he's required mental health care and counseling since the incident that's crazy I didn't know kak was spelled k e r o u a c oh yeah for real actually I would have spelled it way different C right cuz you never read a ████ book never read on the road you ████ uncultured swine what the ████ is on the jack carak on the road you guys look I know I'm like the white savior but like I can't Ed I can't be also your educator okay you know this kind of music no
8:27 what's the what's the defense okay let's say now you're playing the role of Duncan you're being sued and let's say you need a defense against this situation oh easy easy your honor this is a coffee shop People come in here and they take crazy crazy s████ all the time this is just part of the business this is just part of the business okay you come in here you eat s████ like you eat a bunch of coffee you eat ████ sorry excuse me sorry you're take a donut you eat some ████ you're fired you're fired Nick no Honestly though I was thinking about this cuz I used to work I used to study in coffee shops exclusively all throughout College all the time and it's always exploding in there dude the bathrooms or every coffee shop you go to it's the amount of explosive diarrhea you see on the on the porcelain walls it's insane disgusting but you know it's
9:17 always it's part of the game it's part of the nature that's why it's it's so sad that you know you want a restaurant you want to like coffee shop yeah but you have a dream but then you always have to wonder do you want to provide rooms for the customers hey coffee's a diuretic though specific cuz you know there's going to be diarrhea from the wall all the way down to the seat one of my buddies who owns a coffee shop would tell me that there was a guy who would come in all the time and he would do anas in his bathroom why God damn cuz you know there's some guys that they hang out in the coffee shop all day and all they do is just chill bro and he would do enemas in the bathroom oh it cuz it's a coffee enema but that's not that crazy cuz Bart has crazy stories about people just coming to barbell just to take ████ we uh someone took a ████ in the trash can why what the hell which trash can in the in the bathroom he's like it's in the
10:08 bathroom people are just weird oh in the bathroom is a whole other level that's ████ up just people are just weird why don't they used the toilet somebody was trying to come after bar I don't know this is like I don't know like ████ you think it's like ████ 24-Hour Fitness down the street you know what I mean I don't know people are just weird in I heard Fitness is territorial know worse than finding ████ in your bathroom like that cuz when I had the studios we it was like mainly a lot of girls a lot of models the amount of times that there was a soiled tampon yeah within nose range that is a smell Jesus that has to be from ████ hads but from where like they just is just in the corner it's just in the top of the trash or in the toilet not flushed bro girls do that in like fitting rooms like when Tiff used to work at retail all the time they would just find used tampons just in the
10:59 fitting room why could turn a man gay I don't know bro why don't they carry a PL like a Ziploc bag and put it in there and take it home I dare you to suggest that to an actual woman people are just weird man they're just weirdos out there literally I think that's the equivalent of like a guy ████ in a trash can it's like a woman it's like why would you do that people are just ████ weak so you don't believe the toilet really blew up I believe the the toilet it blew up cuz Paul carak was covered of Orlando California what's the CCTV look like is like i' counter suit I'd be like he has lethal we like amounts of methane in his ass what could make the toilet Paul carak is a history of ████ and blowing up toilets that's what you say if I'm doing the insurance claim I hire a pi we follow him to Carl's Jr and
11:51 ████ and we set up Cherry you know what else you do as a lawyer you you say hey we need the state to get feal testing from Paul ████ carow that's what you do and then you you put his uh you put his stuff through a gut biome test and you're like yeah dude this guy he's all over the place I feel like the way easier thing to do is be like he's asking for 100 100,000 that's it give him 110 and make him sign the say he can't talk about it ever again I'm too oh it's too late though right we have to make an example because a JK is just Paul carak is a ████ liar he's a ████ covered liar ████ covered and urine covered liar they call him ████ boy for a reason come on ship your ship dun's words Duncan's words not ours we're just we're the news what makes the toilet explode uh coffee s████ and I do free donuts for
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