0:00 [Music] what are you doing tonight at 7. so two guys one cup take me to it not exactly all right sorry but [Music] is a euphemism it's by papua new guinea oh they got headhunters there very cool yeah a lot of dangerous ████ over there yeah so um they spent 29 days lost at sea after the gps tractor uh tracker stopped working oh
0:50 29 they what did they thought they didn't ████ start reading the stars and ████ yeah duh north star come on now they didn't know how to do that oh really oh okay yeah they were really not prepared for this uh how did they go out there they said they've done this trip before and they were using the west coast of vela vela island and gizel island or gizo yeah island to their left as a guide and they say we've done it before we should have been fine but um once uh the sea started to be choppy it got rough and a few hours into their journey they they got into a storm there was heavy rain strong winds you couldn't see the cause like a ████ and they're like i don't know where i'm at if your coastline is your guide you're ████ yeah yeah especially during a storm so then they were like oh ████ it got bad it got worse
1:40 gps eventually died we couldn't see where we're going so we just decided to stop the engine and wait to save fuel and all they did was survive off of oranges that they packed for the trip for scurvy it lasted a month for scurvy nice hey nice wait is that no yeah that's a big because the british ships that's why they call them limey's they're not black vitamin c yeah vitamin c dude they've had limes and oranges made that up oranges i don't know anything about anything that's how i feel exactly but no they and they had also coconuts they collected from the sea that had fallen in the sea and like like um they swam out for that must be and then um rainwater that they used uh a piece of canvas to collect wow these shows are beasts they didn't put any they didn't fish huh
2:30 no fishing they did not fish there's gonna be a movie about this soon yeah there's piranhas in there bro they were so weak by the time that they got found damn um that they had to be carried off the boat by people oh my god because they were just so friendly so how were they found um they were it was just a fishing boat that ended up finding them they should have been fatter there was this one fat guy that did a 300-day fast a water fast wow because he was so fat i'm talking like dude was obese like 500 600 pounds no way some guy was so fat that he could fast for 300 yeah that's like almost a whole year definitely need to be ████ fat for like ever like that's ████ fat yeah maybe like yeah six seven pounds 700 pounds would you like 900 pounds i don't know but he just did a water fast
3:22 and he he was able to survive just on ████ metabolizing it yeah body will eat itself did he lose weight at least lose the weight he gained weight for the water drinking too much water too much water that's ████ okay i almost don't believe you i kind of want him to google it google it just be like uh fat obesity fat ████ or like longest longest fasting streak or something your body will eat itself yo i get that but damn for 300 days longest like water faster literally the true story of a man who survived without any food for 382 days oh over a year yeah holy ████ how ████ sound i don't lie i know i
4:12 said i almost don't believe i just want to see it joe took that personally too he's a savant so most people can survive without food for at least a few weeks maybe a bit longer eventually starvation kills you yet the limits on how long people can go are complicated take the story of this cat he's 32 days ending july 11th 1966. he ate nothing uh prior to that wow just the water fast but how fat though how fat was he to start though because like there's also other things it's not just like eating away your own fat there's like liver failure there's like a bunch of things if you don't get vitamins 450 pounds 380 days off of 450 pounds doctors put them on a short fast like it would help them lose weight although they didn't expect them to keep it off but as days without food turn into weeks he felt eager to just continue he was in the zone bro the longest i've done was a 72 hour
5:04 and i wasn't hungry until the 48th or 40 like the second or yeah and what was the reason i just wanted to try it because i was starting to study fasting and just how the body works and um it was just one of the ways of like i guess losing weight and then people could say it's unhealthy whatever whatever but naturally healthy now it's like um humans would miss a meal for like one whole day it was normal and did you lose weight oh yeah i lost weight and i think most people will lose weight but i don't know it's still controversial because you know you shouldn't not eat and it's dangerous but just missing one day won't kill you well scientists said they did regular blood sugar tests and they discovered that he was sneaking pastrami sandwiches dude these blood tests are very advanced
5:55 they can tell you exactly what kind of food the hat i sense that there's the hat what the philly cheesesteak they saw a beef owl jew as well you son of a ████ steve he was sneaking combo number five at the local burger king in my head i was like i ████ knew it pastrami sandwiches yeah well i i intermittent fast so i don't i don't like i mean like i give my body weight but i feel much better because um when i'm eating all the damn time and i'm always stuffed i actually feel gross i feel good but gross like after four days of it i started feeling sick in hawaii did you eat like dude 15 pounds like it was pretty you know in like a week two weeks no like in like almost three months oh but that's because i've been to hawaii like two
6:46 times and then you living it up boy i lost four pounds since i got back yeah yeah same i gained 15 pounds during quarantine i i think everybody well that's not bad for a whole year yeah it's about the average actually i think it was about that yeah yeah i did less than four months yeah starting from going to mexico and all this stuff before his first meal after the fast he claimed to have forgotten the taste of food for breakfast on that july morning when he had his first meal he ate a boiled egg slice of bread with no butter a cup of black coffee and a pastrami sandwich and he says he couldn't taste anything like that sandwich out here too i won't put him over bro that that uh ████ egg coffee whatever toasting that reminds me of recording for a dream you gotta ease your um like you gotta ease into eating when when you fast yeah you can't come back in with like gnome shrimp right away you know
7:37 nope that's actually probably the best meal you could break a fast with long chin or kinja bank noodles kenji bangle will ease you in it's like real nice and sweet like air dried never fried no soup plant-based but if you go know right away you're gonna die it will literally kill you so don't even eat namashim anymore when i when i was uh got out of boot camp so boot camp eat like like almost like jail food right like your cafeteria and it's very bland very it's just literally for nutrients then when your parents come for graduation there's family day and i've been eyeing the a w that's on base like we would ████ go up and down i would see that alienware in the corner i know during family they can go to like the shopping center the souvenir so i've been eyeing the ████ a w so like when it was family day i got a burger root beer float ████ like chili cheese fries and then in the uh souvenir part i got probably like 12
8:29 packs of reese's peanut butter cups i pounded all that ████ and then i had diarrhea the ████ whole night yeah from like 12 all the way to like 6 a.m that'll did you regret it was it good it was good though it was worth it yeah i was there when my brother left boot camp and it was the same ████ he want to go to burger king mcdonald's everything eat the most bland food for ████ like two three months you'll make a list yo yeah don't make a list like when i used to cut weight for like competitions i would literally while i'm cutting away for like three months i'm just writing down making a list of all the foods i'm gonna eat and it was torture because as soon as you'd finished you would ████ consume all that and then blow up like like nothing bro you weren't you spent all this time trying to get in shape and then as soon as you finish you just binge eat until like 15 pounds later not very healthy but it's fun though very fun do you feel like dog ████ why was all
9:20 the food bland is that intentional um i think so it's just like mass produced like military it's not meant to make your life happy burgers and ruby floats is all mass-produced too yeah but i don't know it's not made to like i don't get your dopamine and like you know they want you to come back that's why yeah that's what i'm saying is it like intentionally bland for like a certain like health performance yeah yeah probably keep your blood pressure low or not increase sodium that's true because they can't pump you up with sugar and salt yeah right or else you'll get sick yeah bart you've seen dwayne johnson's like cheat meal days oh my god ████ do i do that yeah he does every morning he's ████ steak and eggs and pancakes every day no that's that's high protein carbs yeah it's oh sorry egg whites even though you got giant pancakes with it you're dipping it you don't even ████ use a fork you're like he ████ man handles a whole
10:10 pancake and he dips in and ████ roll it yeah he rolls a pancake and i'm always sitting here like why don't we get pancake orders on our ████ jk spreadsheet because i'm buying myself ████ junebe matcha and ████ lemonade or whatever the ████ whack ████ i hate that if i'm on a strict diet then i'll have like a cheat meal and then i'll be like it it'll be that one day i'll go crazy what's your crazy meal let's go oh man it depends on where i go he has to strategize yeah like if it's a whole day um any type of breakfast place i love i love breakfast so like french toast like cinnamon roll french toast type of ████ and then i have to go to mcdonald's my go-to place and i always get double quarter pounder with cheese with the mac sauce with fish fillet with chicken nuggets with the mcflurry and two apple pies and all at one time well one time i have to dude that's like an egg two
11:01 thousand twenty five hundred calories yeah you have that one and then i have to do probably one of those combo dinners where it's like you you post mates from both popeyes and like a pizza place so you can have both at the same time wow pizza and wings and then my ice cream how do you add mac sauce to a quarter pounder you say add max just tell them yeah oh wow they'll do it it's delicious chicken sandwich with mac sauce is bomb too it makes chicken with mac sauce is bomb really i'm gonna try that okay gotta try that mm-hmm it's all bomb little tip for my dancer friend i swear i actually swear you don't believe me okay cool [Music] you
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