0:00 [Music] so i thought the uh epstein galle maxwell trial would be the next oj trial of the century-style trial but obviously this johnny depp amber heard trial is the real child i'm glad they let cameras in court for them yeah hey how about a round of applause for captain jack [Applause] johnny depp when the jack when the news first came out um and those the whole expose you know that amber did um do you guys remember that and like how johnny just let like he just didn't get any jobs just based off of her accusations alone he lost so many things he got cut from uh the secrets of dumbledore movie yeah yeah which by the way perhaps a career blessing
0:51 really dude everyone's hating on that movie big time i heard it got like a ████ zero out of ten is that when dumbledore has a gay orgy no it's not that one that's online important well no the secret's a dumbledore right it's ████ door so dumbledore's gay but they edit it for china because you know hollywood loves uh the gay community except for like when they're trying to sell something to china and then they're like hey oh ████ you guys who cares it's the best so cynical incorporated ezra miller is still casted in there oh yeah much more crazy whale non people but at least ezra will wail on anybody men women children anyway one of the funny things about this uh amber heard uh john depth trial though not many one of a million yeah elon musk and james franco won't testify at the
1:41 trial actually oh yeah anybody familiar with their connection to amber heard so they were bolder right oh that's better well better foot yeah after before well the funny thing is when uh when amber heard and johnny depp had officially quote-unquote divorce but they were still living together when johnny depp was out of the house elon musk would come over oh objection hearsay overruled waiting for that but you just hit it so right on the head and dancers are funny sometimes it's not clear exactly what uh franco's relationship is um let me see frank was expected to test five blah blah blah oh franco's link was to uh johnny depp's libel suit in 2020 against uh the sun and the must
2:32 what is franco's don't they also have a video of her in the elevator with him right it was like two days after james franco ah yeah it was james franco had come over to the house one time and that he had realized or noticed that amber heard had like bruises on her face or something like that so then that's how he was linked to it because he was like what happened and then from there there was uh the possibility of him testifying in the case and then also bringing elon musk to the case as well but both of them are denying anything and not wanting to testify well james franco was like well i know i didn't do that so what the ████ is going yeah he's like somebody beat her up i what on saw what's going on with elon like having bruises on his face yeah i saw that too whoa from amber heard well they were walking hand in hand but and he had a little bit of redness on his face right yeah wow i saw it like the other day i don't know how damn she beating up all her dudes huh that's amazing
3:23 but she's just also like aquaman you guys saw the first one yeah uh no parts of it absolutely terrible in it and then you see it in this with her acting hired for acting no i don't think either because well she got the role from johnny though didn't well he says he said yeah here's how do you think she got the role oh johnny said that yeah john said how do you think you guys don't think she's a talented woman and she could get any role that she wants from her skills like in her boobs and her hard work she actually dare you is she actually a bad actress because i don't think i've seen anything you didn't see the the the whole trial i don't know she uses that character oh ████ that's that was a good line that's an underrated line actually thanks have you seen anything she's in like and really like watched it it's aquaman i saw aquaman and it's terrible it's absolutely like as soon as she started talking i was like did she ruin the
4:13 movie for you wow yeah and this is well before any of that that i saw i didn't know anything about this and i was like who is that how did they get hired there are now over three million signatures on a petition to get her out of aquaman too i hope so because i'm not watching it with her in it you're not to watch the aquaman 2. you're telling me aquaman one of the greatest movies ever made you're not going to watch the sequel of it because amber heard i'll buy a ticket how's it i'll buy a ticket i just won't that's fine it's not jason momoa's fault that amber is a man beater how did you just watch pieces of aquaman it was probably like on the like a flight and i'm like oh i've never seen this before and then i watched it and then it was like he sleeps he's like i need to leave or whatever and then you see like jason mama like dive into the water i'm like oh this is ████ ████ because you did anything aquatic oh this one has a ████ like a flannel
5:05 on yeah any like ████ work boots and he dies into the water and he's in some ████ like shiny ass wetsuit or something everywhere from hell's angels to little mermaid and ████ i'm like i didn't watch them that's the problem look i'm a fan unfortunately of a lot of comic book stuff they tried to make aquaman so badass that it's like try hardy teenage ████ to me and it's like it's like hot topic teenager yeah yeah yeah it was very 90s like they even did the slow zoom oh so many like 90s slow zoom if you watch it it's it's filmed like a 90s is it intentionally supposed to i think it was intentionally supposed to be comedic in that sense comedic i think so i don't know i felt kind of kind of felt kind of cheesy comedic it's supposed to be like sort of you know what was really good about this uh whole trial though is because i think um he tried in england
5:55 to do this earlier to do the trial over there there was another trial that didn't really but the the thing is they wanted it televised or they wanted live right because um the thing is it's it's all about like getting his reputation back yeah it's public opinion yeah because after her ████ expose like you know johnny depp was like oh you ████ woman beat her everything and i don't know what to say i was just like i don't know what's going on in that relationship and i'm like i won't be seeing pirates of the caribbean anymore and it makes me sad but oh well three movies to go but hey that's fine but no but yeah but then that that's the thing though is that we needed um i think we needed an inside look into like the the the nitty-gritty of what was really going on because like he never really got to say his part and then everyone just ████ canceled him right right off of just what she said
6:45 and i was like dude that's ████ crazy it's it's the girl who cried wolf well it was also very everything it was also a very unique time yes the me too movement yeah so and then she took advantage of it yeah that sucks too because it's never news that somebody who is accused of a crime like that gets exonerated it's never going that's true it could have happened like the case could have been finished and then the news is out oh actually he was innocent it's not something you don't get to cook for that remember is the cancellation doesn't sell papes no it doesn't i can't get an advertiser on this this is the exception to that rule yeah because i feel like everybody is here people get to you know be their nosy selves and then see all the details and then brewing yeah that's way more news like i feel like i don't care about like celebrity news as much i mean i feel like you guys are a similar way but for some reason this can't look away stop i can't stop
7:35 watching i watch all of it it's because this kind of thing happens to regular people every day too you know yeah that's not exciting or fun this is fun uh no but okay we were talking about this earlier so like amber um on the tapes the tapes are super fascinating because it's just that yeah and it's like amber on the tapes is like i didn't punch you i hit you stop being a baby johnny oh man the scariest line is go ahead and tell them no one will believe that that's ████ terrifying and then she went out with the article anyway it's terrifying because it's ████ true dude yeah yeah i mean if he did come out with it no one would have been like yeah right she's ████ abusing you her yeah like even i would have been like man you're a ████ dude the only time you can tell that like the only time that would you could fight against that is if you caught the person saying it which they did they did
8:25 this is a miracle frankly a ████ miracle it is but how did they get these tapes like he would have he would record it yeah he would record it and then he was like i need ammo now if you don't have someone's permission to record i thought like the laws against over the phone oh so in real life i guess you can i think in real life he's wearing a wire or or was it off if he's like you know home camera or something thing that you can do with your phone your iphone if you do a drop down on the menu there's like an ear thing right there whoa if you i don't have that you can add it you have to add it but it looks like that it's in the settings yeah it looks like that yeah basically you can hit that leave your phone somewhere no no you you leave your phone somewhere you put on your airpods and you can listen to what it's hearing forever it's a hearing device i don't got ears on mine but you have to put it in you have to go into your settings and then find
9:15 the hearing but it doesn't record it just like gives you i don't know if it records i'm sure you can also record that means it'll take about 18 weeks to do it so just just forget it that will happen it won't happen but it's just so crazy and wild that i can do it you're telling me i could put ear pods on right put on my ear what am i taking a ████ i could hear her how long did it take you to take your luna bar it took you ████ 22 months i waited for a lucky day watch this we're gonna watch this i already showed the boys this but i want to show the audiences okay we're watching together here we go yeah uh this is so this is amber heard this is during um testimony this is today so whenever you watch this you guys tell me what you think's going on i want to tell you what's going on that looks like she snorted some coke that's allergies you guys you guys think about what's going on i won't tell you that looks like she's doing coke who does this what does why
10:07 who goes like this bolo young does that so this is maybe the best thing and the worst thing about the internet is like she could just be blowing her ████ nose into a napkin oh my nose that way she didn't blow out she definitely went and that was it but also why don't you just do the words when you pull your nose that shows how comfortable she is like dancing on the line you know yeah i think so because that's a personality disorder isn't it i think she's just so used to crazy well just like stepping on the line like that like she knows that there's cameras everywhere she's ████ on the testimony stand you know and for the like to do that is so crazy who would do that i don't know maybe i'm crazy who knows i feel crazy but i don't know because so for a long time we all were like well maybe johnny's all ████ up right but then now i think that johnny's team is so good they're very good that maybe
10:58 we're all like oh amber's all the way ████ up but maybe two things two things two things can be true but ever amber herself is better it seems like they don't have any evidence she fired her pr team by the way yeah she fired them because they had bad headlines but it's like it's kind of hard to make you look good at this point you took a dookie in the ████ bed but it was a practical joke johnny literally it was a joke to the admission right yeah she lied that she didn't know what what the ████ that was for so long and then was like okay i ████ do not yeah they try to say what the dog did it right but it was like human and had corn in it she cut it off quick though dude it wasn't even it didn't even look that big for a human no it didn't you could see traces of fiber one oh yeah that's a little bit oh look up
11:48 amber turd on twitter [Music] oh no story reasons paper turned so good i didn't think of that one that's good hashtag amber turd that's what it says i didn't come up with it oh okay you're just what part of the troll you guys on right now right now i just uh finished the the the psychologist don't spoil it for me i'm barely there the good psychologist or the bad whatever you want that's america she's so good yeah she's really amber her psychologist is ridiculous bro so good incorrect two court rooms huh like she seems like she's like in familiar territory whatever you said not quite she's like a home court speaker it's like no you're in she was schooling the ████ lawyer yeah she's like so you're not board certified and she's like well i've been doing this for years huge highlight the stuff of the guy who's self-judged he objected himself oh sorry objection oh objection here say
12:39 whoops [Laughter] you
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