0:00 [Music] are you guys familiar with the musician uh and the award-winning artist kid rock yeah oh big fan what's funny i thought you were gonna you had like a yo-yo ma introduction and then you said kid rock you're such a musician like he is he is yo-yo ma level does he play an instrument or does he just rap sing he's a cowboy baby [Laughter] that's pretty good that's the best one today some people say that's a persona or something like he actually tried music in another way and it didn't work like polka and he created this like uh i don't know like trailer trailer trash persona yeah because in the 90s he was like he looked like a vanilla ice wrapper he wanted to do pop he's the first of his kind really so you think he doesn't look like a vanilla vanilla ice wrapper now well i mean they kind of
0:50 parallel and grabbed each other parallel so kid rock says that trump when he was prezi saw his advice on north korea and also iran kid rocks advice maybe kid rock is also a part-time diplomat well you you have to admit like baaw is like okay maybe i want this guy i want to know what he thinks yeah after listening to bob with a bomb like okay what does he think about like the world you know what though kid rock what he did was bridge rednecks inner city with other rednecks just red like rednecks all over the world yeah like redneck like a redneck inner city redneck like a country country yeah but of all cultures he connected us all i'm more of a yellow neck but still same concept it almost doesn't really qualify if you're if he's saying that
1:40 trump consulted because trump brought on a lot of like he brought in a lot of weird rappers at his campaign rallies like kodak black yeah like remember when he brought on lil pump and he called him guys please welcome lil pimp yeah she had that i do remember that dude what that was really good actually little pump could have said whatever he goes he's a huge rapper a little pimp trump asked kid rock if it's cool if he during his state of the union he says like as a way to rally the country he's like can i is it cool if i say ba with a bad a bang bang big diggity is a boogie's up jump the boogie and then kid rock and that's not that's that's not a joke and and then kid rock was like i don't know if that's like what i want yeah like oh that's my vision
2:31 right i don't know if i wrote that to be cold brand or the political stuff yeah he wasn't sure that he wanted like to give that away yeah but then um then trump was like okay cool what do you think about iran and so that was like what kind of like was the icebreaker oh that was the next question yeah yeah yeah that was like our order of operations that's kind of good yeah i would do the same thing yeah so he wanted to know like what what um kid rock thought about iran and north korea oh and then did he go well homani is a is a son of a ████ no he didn't say that okay that's a good guess so uh kid rock by the way has described himself as definitely a republican on fiscal issues in the military but he leans mental and social issues she's no fan of abortion but it's not up to a man to tell a woman what to do and who wants
3:22 kid rock is you know what i mean he says as an ordained minister i don't look forward to marrying gay people um but i'm not opposed to it so that's pretty kind of nuanced yeah i think for kid rock he's come a long way he doesn't look forward to doing it but he's still down he's open to it he's like i'll do with my eyes closed and let's be honest if i'm a straight minister and i gotta marry two dudes there's not much eye candy for me what are you gonna get out of this you got into do i look forward to it no but what about lesbian though oh dude it's like candy city usa right yeah i get to see city usa four titties two asses two mouths i would specialize in only lesbian weddings thank you two mouths push it over they tip it over i want nothing but lesbian weddings because you know aside from the family it's just gonna be
4:13 women on one side and women on the other side don't you think attending gay weddings though would be kind of fun like i feel like they have a good time bro have you been to a gay club before yes it's a black it's a really it's a lot of fun except for when you get slightly molested so that sucks but also though it's like suck it up what are you gonna do right exactly it's also feel when a guy comes over it gives you a compliment like hits on you you should feel a little flattered is it a little comfortable yeah but you know get over it like hey you have a lower body fat percentage than most of the population you know you never had sex with a man and close your eyes and wish it was a woman never the penis is still there yeah i see i think women like pretty much it's it's pretty different [Laughter] like slightly well i don't know when they're not wearing makeup i agree bro am i right brother who's with me let's go anyway yeah
5:03 so then um i would recommend asian guys because they're hairless yeah it's a good transition i mean like the closest thing to imagine a woman you have to have sex with the guy hey have you seen there's not a hair in my body hey don't be boys have no hair too put your arms right here let me see if it feels like it kind of feels like jealous it kind of feels like a dolphin yeah is it fair is that unfair well how do they do head spins they spin it off don't they unfortunately for some yeah because i notice b-boys usually have hairless backs and then maybe a spot that's balding is that what it is the balding spot i understand the hair is back from the windmills and the spinny spins sometimes it happens only one spot they're privileged okay so so kid rock says that he was with trump the day that he ended the caliphate like the isis caliphate and he's like and then he says like trump was like hey i want to put out a
5:54 tweet i don't like to speak out of school i hope i'm not he says the tweet was and i'm paraphrasing but it's like you know if you ever joined the califrate you know trying to do this you're going to be dead and we're going to wreck you so like kid rock is basically saying that's what trump told him he's like hey what do you think of that and then kid rock is like kid rock's like he asked me what i thought he's like i thought it's awesome i can't any better but then he's like i don't know i think about the way trump tweets doesn't tell me he's asking for advice on if it's good or not but but we're not kid rock yeah that's true his advisors are if we were kid rock he would ask us yeah he'd be like should i get a tuna sandwich today or blt because who has oh yeah who has the pulse on america better than kid rock that's true when you think of america you think hulk hogan and kid rock low key oh i still think hulk hogan
6:45 terry hogan and kid rock that's kid rock is probably very like maybe not in our demographic but he's very popular with my demographic ████ yeah steve well you're kind of chinese though you're kind of asian more than anything david says i'm always like whatever that means dude you're kind of losing your whiteness a little bit i think i'm like please don't say this to white people yeah you better step up your whiteness steve it's lacking dude aside from the red bull and the monster there's nothing much white about you bro we're gonna have to get you a lifted truck because we're beating you in that white game i don't even have a car i sold it for crypto like an idiot loser what a loser loser at the right time okay so so um he says that trump was like hey what do you think i should do about north korea and then and then just answering it i don't know if i'm qualified right i don't know if i'm qualified and then he says that that
7:36 trump obviously you know we all saw what happened with that like he threatened uh uh north korea and then he met with him like kim jong-un nothing was made like progress wise other than like trump walked across the border into north korea and like had a photo op and people criticized that but then people say hey like kid rock what would you do about north korea and he's like uh yeah i'm kid rock so i don't really have like anything to say about this keeps everything to his chest it's one of those things where because like there's not many entertainers on the right yeah i think oh he was the focal point for this and so like unfortunately he had to like if there are any that even go slightly right the left roast the ████ up like chris pratt i think got broke like a
8:26 billion times he apologized like a billion and a half times bro who's that one there's a black guy that's uh on the right but he's in hollywood you mean a little pimp in hollywood yeah and he was talking about it like how he feels lonely and ████ juicy small yet he's republican there's actually a couple of them but they don't speak out much they see daesh is one of them ████ coolest i met stacey dash butler she's very very nice she looks very very she's in the thinning movies she's really cool why she's so hot she's very hot very hot she's great for rachel there's a couple maybe because i liked all the clues this girls and i was wearing an nypd shirt for no reason other than i got it in new york and she was like i like your shirt and then i was like i like everything about you yeah i like your movies that's a good response but then i didn't realize that like she was basically saying like hey i think you're probably pretty republican and i was like oh i didn't
9:17 even know that isis is a souvenir shirt i got new york i love csi and white i'm for free healthcare is that okay i like talking like this every once in a while i like to sound like this i like your mouth that is that is honestly chicks love to hear that and then she was like me too thank you that is a weird like comeback compliment what if she was feeling insecure about her mouth and then you said that and then it made her day you don't know call nina right now and let's ask her if like you tell you she has a pretty mouth do it do it right now do it on the phone right now come on she's at the clinic probably working with children right now okay call your mother-in-law let's tell her yeah she's a pretty bad call the clinic ask them to connect you with calls mom i like your mouth hey you have a good mouth sure he knows my ████ she knows your ████ yeah okay how many mouths do you got it cost someone else how many mouths did you cut
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