0:00 Pregnant moms will know exactly what I'm talking about. The ring of fire is basically the the most painful part of the push of like a natural birth. >> Is that where the ████ stretches like >> That's when it's the most it you just feel burn a literal ring of fire burning. >> That happens to him every three VIDEOS WE SHOOT. >> [laughter] >> WELCOME BACK TO CAREFUL BOYS. ANTHONY LEE is a dad again. Again? >> [laughter] >> What do you mean again? I'm sure you were a dad already somewhere, but Cuz he's sex haver. >> [laughter] >> Well, at least you're a dad in America. >> Great start. Great start, guys. You know about this one. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he knows about this one. >> Do you think one day they're all going to do 23andMe and then Anthony's going to find all these kids in like Costa Rica, Zimbabwe, Russia?
0:51 >> every time anybody brings up 23andMe to Anthony, he starts sweating. He's like, "Oh, I don't know if we should do that." They they they get all your information. >> a scam. >> [laughter] >> Hey, you might be related to people in Russia. Lee is a very common name. It is a scam. Dude, how is it, man? >> Congrats, man. It's uh I'm that's such a funny loaded question. Um I feel like it's like how is it how is the how is the life or how's the lifestyle? Those are two different answers. >> this? What what are what's something that you expected or what like is surpassed what you thought it was going to be and what was one you were not completely you're completely not ready for or unexpected and you're like, "Oh ████ I know it was like this." Dude, remember when I texted you and I was like, "Hey, isn't it crazy?" I think I texted you. Like I didn't know that like little baby newborn girls have little periods. Wait, what the hell are you What are you talking about? >> Yeah. Yeah, like I'm talking like they have little periods. So like little blood comes out and then so So you know,
1:42 when you're in the middle of like your your changing your diaper routine and you know, at this point in the newborn, it's like it's like changing from like tar black sticky stuff, which is what they were feeding on inside. Like meconium. >> Meconium. Yeah, till like a more mustardy brownish thing because like the milk starts to like bring that darkness into like a lighter kind of tone if you will. >> Poopoo colors, they're just different poopoo colors. >> you're just wiping you're checking every poop to like see this transition. Mhm. And you're trying to pay attention and then you know you when you wipe and then suddenly there's like blood. Oh. You know, you're it's different. >> think it was a hemorrhoid? See we >> From all the lifting she's been doing. >> [laughter] >> Were you like she got a hemorrhoid? >> Nina's been lifting so the baby had a hemorrhoid. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. Um no, I I just I didn't Luckily our our birth keeper she had
2:33 already told us that that kind of happened. So I was like, what? So when we saw it I was like, >> [gasps] >> I freaked out for a second but I was like, is this it? >> Oh. >> And then Nina was like, yeah, that's it. So we we felt a little bit more at ease. But just mentally when you hear it you're kind of like, okay. Uh yes, boss. You know, like Yeah, cuz it goes from like data to like you feeling the data. >> Yeah, or you're experiencing it. Nobody else is there to help you or did you ████ up? Like this is your every this is your entire your life's a liability now. What's a trip is chicks they are born with all the eggs they're ever going to have. So she already has all that so it kind of makes sense why she has a period but then let's they that all the eggs she's ever going to have and all the offspring she's ever going to have she's born with it and then as she gets older and she hits the menstrual cycle age then she starts losing them. That's crazy. >> So when a woman's pregnant she already
3:24 has a grand ovary? Uh I guess so. Yeah, yeah, technically yeah. No, cuz he's talking about like Nina has their baby and the baby has eggs already. Yeah, so they do have grand ovaries. Yeah, I get it. I I get it but I don't know I don't know if we're qualified to talk about any of this ████ No, no, we're qualified. We should dive deeper. >> But yeah, yeah, yeah, grand ovaries. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy. >> What's it like when So Nina's standing in a tub or whatever, you get when you the thing comes out and it's a girl? Are you like, "Holy Holy absolute." So, you know what's crazy? I actually have the video of that exact moment, which is really insane cuz >> You were recording it? I wasn't. So, so this is I I kind of told this No, I kind of told the story but basically what had happened was we had a whole plan and
4:15 then the plan was just gone the second like things started happening cuz it it doesn't come when it wants to, it comes when We're We're winding down. We're like, "All right, it's time to go to sleep." She's stretching, doing her night stretches, her water breaks, yada yada. Without repeating myself, when we get to the point where she's in full active labor, our birth keeper was already late because it was like 3:30 in the morning that I woke her up and she lives like an hour away. So, by the time she got there, she got there at like 5:12 and then the baby came out 5:38. So, she was only there for like 20-something minutes, right? But when she got there, like literally within like a couple minutes, I looked at her cuz I was I was just monitoring, you know, the backside. Nina's on all fours in our in our bedroom on the carpet. I set down a tarp. She told me to set down a tarp. I did that right finally. From my Home [snorts] Depot Home Depot, yeah, blue ones. Was it blue? >> There's like a birth kit. There's like a
5:06 birth kit tarp. So, like Yes, cuz it was Is it Is it making a crinkle sound? I I had to get a birth kit because we were doing a home birth. So, I had to get buy clamps. I had to buy like scissors. I had to you know, different things for the umbilical cord. We needed to get certain like essential oil >> Is it a different tarp or they just like branded it a birth kit but it's just the same blue ass tarp? >> It's not a blue It's It's a clear one actually. Did you put blue tape around your windows? I didn't do that, no. You probably should do that. So, what had happened after that was she I was like, "Yo, I think I see the head." And then the birth keeper was like, "Was there hair on it?" And I was like, "Yeah." She's like, "Okay, yeah, that's the head." I was like, "Okay, that's Yo, the head's here." I'm you know, I'm trying to ████ hold myself together, too. I'm like, "The head's here." You [laughter] know? And then so uh Nina just keeps on pushing and there's this thing called like the ring of fire. All pregnant moms will know exactly what I'm talking
5:56 about. The ring of fire is basically the the most painful part of the push of like a natural birth. Is that what a ████ stretches like? >> That's when it's the most you just feel burn a literal ring of fire burning. >> That happens to him every three VIDEOS WE SHOOT. >> [laughter] >> JOKING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TELL YOU TALKING ABOUT. >> [laughter] >> He's like, "That's it?" Um so like, you know, we're we're getting close to that. >> [laughter] >> And so then the birth keeper was just like, "Hey, I'm going to I'm going to take a video so I could show her cuz she's just like she's zoned in." So just so she could show her what the progress is like. So she pulls out a camera right when she starts filming, it ends up being the last push. Woah. >> So we got this video of her pushing and then the head just boop, like the forehead goes and you see the eye and then I'm like, "Oh, this
6:47 baby's coming out." And then [snorts] I threw my hands down and then this baby just shot out like a torpedo. What? Woah. >> I'll show you the video I got I'll show you guys the videos uh well, I mean >> I wish we could be watching the video. >> I'll show you the second half of the video. >> it's I want to see the whole video. I want to see the WHOLE VIDEO. >> [laughter] >> HE WANTS THE PART WHERE THE BABY'S NOT EVEN OUT yet and they're just waiting. [laughter] Send it to me. Send it to me. And then uh and this thing shoots out and then I catch it and it takes uh we had to re-look at the video. I'm catching it and then this is the only moment of the plan where practice like met the opportunity where I was like, "I have to get this baby to Nina, make sure she's okay, check for the umbilical cord to be cool, and then get to skin-to-skin." So I'm already like, "Boom, I caught this." Like, "Oh my god." My mind is blown. My heart is racing. And then I give this, you know, Nina has to like throw her leg over. That's in the video. I'll send that to you. Uh over the umbilical cord.
7:38 And then I I give her the baby. And it's immediately starting to cry, which is great. >> Yeah, it's good news. thing, right? And me and her are just She's breathing. >> Yeah. And Nina just went through like ████ the crazy what Joe goes through three times a day type ████ >> [laughter] >> I could relate. >> She's just She's just got this look in her eyes like, "Oh my god, like I did it." I got this look in my eyes like, "Oh my god, you did it." And then we're like holding this baby we're like, "Oh my god." And then it takes like 40 seconds and then she finally like looks down she's like, "It's a girl." And I [laughter] was like, Oh. And I like kind of fall out of the video frame I'm like, "Oh my god." Like [laughter] it's Cuz you're in such disbelief that it's just a baby for now, right? >> I'm just shocked it's alive. >> genderless baby for now. You're just I'm so happy. >> Yeah, we just we got here and Nina's still good. Yeah. And this baby cried
8:28 and is awake and alive. I was like, "Oh my goodness." And then she said it was a girl I'm like, "That ████ me up." That was I really really believed it was a boy. Yeah, you really were 100%. Why? Cuz she wanted a salty food? >> We just got Yeah, she was having a lot Well, no no no, sweet. >> Oh, I thought salty was boy. >> Sweet. No no no, apparently the the boy is more sweet. And then and then she looks narrow, even though she's like huge, she like looks more narrow and the baby's sitting lower. So all these ████ aunties and stuff like that are just like >> No, wrong. Yeah. They're always wrong. >> I heard a new one. If you If the mom goes like this and there's a line, it's supposed to be a girl. The ████ What do you mean she goes like this? Like her chin or something. >> Like a butt chin? I don't know, these moms be lying and ████ >> Oh, yeah. What do you mean like if they push their chin and then the the print >> And they got like a vagina then that means there's a print. >> got grandbaby over here she's right. >> [laughter]
9:18 >> I don't know. By the way >> Moms be lying. >> That means you're high tea, brother. Dude, that also shocked me because no way. It's impossible. >> High tea. High tea ████ right here. I don't think any of those things correlate. I think everybody's just completely wrong on the science of that stuff. And it's just whatever ████ happens happens. I was right cuz I I was like player's curse. Player's curse is probably the only one that's true. The number >> one one. Except that's on me, guys. Nina's a player? >> I I T gives you [laughter] females. And then when you get a female, you become low T, and then you you might get a male next. >> You know what's very interesting? I will say that everybody, even before the ████ baby comes out, is just like, "Oh, how many you guys want? Are you going to have?" And you're just so like locked into trying to make it through the first right? But I will say it. You want another one? I wanted I I wanted a girl. You guys heard me explicitly say I wanted a girl a little bit more than a guy. I would have been very happy if it was a boy regardless. I
10:09 just wanted to be healthy. And then this girl comes, and then everybody's like, "Oh, what was the boy's name going to be?" But then both of us are just like, "Ah, no, we can't say it because, you know, What if?" What if that boy comes? And so immediately, I'm already like, I think it's easy for me to say, like, "What the ████ did I do? You know, I I was I just caught the thing." But I'm looking at her, and if she's like down to also ride just even just that that thin percentage of like, "Oh, hey, you know, what if we have a boy?" I'm like, "Damn, that was fast." Great. Sick. That's freaking cool. Yeah, she said that. I don't know about right away. I'm just saying she was open to it. Yeah, she's open to it. What if we have another one? >> When are they ready When are they ready to go again and start racing? Two weeks. So here's the thing though, like >> how Irish twins are, man? You do you do hear you do hear a lot of different things. >> [laughter] >> All I All I've I've heard and known is
11:00 that when people get like C-sections, the hospital and the doctor tells them to wait at least a year because they're healing from the rippage and stuff. And then so a tier under that on even like regular births, oftentimes we also hear of women tear. That's where the hemorrhaging comes. They're literally getting torn apart. Nina, no tear. Wow. She somehow pushed this ████ baby out on her first pregnancy. >> ████ again, huh? My dick's not that big, so she should have tore. But like she went from water break to birth in 6 hours on her first birth at home. no epidural, no pitocin, nothing, and no tear. >> Wow. It's kind of like when I have my ring of fires, like >> [laughter] >> I don't When I tear, it's because I haven't been eating properly, but she's been being hella all mendy crunchy, so she's been It's kind of like that. >> Yeah. She wasn't constipated and she wasn't leaky.
11:50 >> Yeah. Bro, she'd be doing the lymphatic draining every night. She does like the inverted positions. She does She got I blew up this I got sore blowing up this ████ yoga ball in our >> Because she does like all these weird ass breathing things and I'm like And she was doing it every day for months. >> Amazing. Every day? >> Yeah. >> For how long? Months. I just said that part. >> But like But like But like really though, how many months? >> Like when did she start? >> say like halfway through. So when did she really became serious about it when it was like I'm going to have a baby. I better change my life. No, well, she's always been good like that, period. And then she started taking like like before like before we started trying, when I was like quitting weed and not drinking anymore and like making sure I got my health in check, she was already taking like prenatal pills and stuff like that to make sure that she was just getting her
12:40 ████ [snorts] vitamin levels in the right place. You want to You want to hear some gay ████ And I'm sure you experienced this, but when you see your lady go through motherhood, you do fall in love with them a second time. Cuz you see a whole 'nother side. You don't want to leave them cuz they got fat? No, you fall It's like It's like >> to leave them. It's like seeing your lady turn into a superhero. Yes, you're not as turned on. You don't want to ████ the superhero? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're like, holy ████ this is what you're capable of. Well, you still You still throw out Hail Mary's cuz you just are down to ████ general. >> You're still horny? Yeah. And I'm like, I know you can't right now, but your boobs are huge. Cuz like right now, cuz the milk came in, they've never been so You know, like it's crazy. >> Let me describe your titties and you give me a ████ I know you're too fat to move, but Yeah, like don't move. Just don't move. >> And say that. And say that. Just like
13:31 don't make it weird when I like finish. [laughter] But if you titty ████ if you titty ████ it might leak with milk. >> That's even better. No, I'll get more turned on. I'LL COME HARD. >> [laughter] >> WHAT A DISASTER. YOU DON'T WANT TO WASTE THE baby's food like that. >> It is kind of messed up to come on those titties and then later on the ba- you don't want to that's you should take two showers at least. Yeah, two showers. Two showers. >> Or just don't think about it too much. Cuz we like coming on those titties but then when you think about it it's kind of messed up. Cuz that's like it's bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. Guys are messed up, dude. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's like coming on baby formula. Yeah, it's pretty weird. But yes, to the to the better part of his his actual point, yeah, like they they become a totally different superhero. Like I'm I'm in shock a lot of the
14:23 times. I'm just kind of sitting there and just being like hella gay and just and just saying nice things too also because like I'm I'm also trying to be conscious of like postpartum like like depressions and just like the hormones that they're going through. So I'm also trying to be like a little bit more like verbally Supportive? >> Uh yeah. >> Oh, you don't yell at her for crying and stuff? >> [laughter] >> Well, dude, there was we we were watching >> That makes them stop. Season 8 F1 Drive to Survive. Like Formula 1's new season just came out. We're on like episode 4. We're We're talking about like like McLaren. Lando you know Norris and Piastri are like, "Hey dad." And then all of a sudden I look over and she's just like balling. >> [laughter] >> And I'm like, and I it's really hard not to kind of laugh. >> It's the V12 engines. Like I'm not I'm not turn off the TV and I'm like, "What's wrong?" I I I know that it's a I know it's going to be funny. It's really hard. >> pretty funny. >> So like I look over cuz I'm like, "Well,
15:14 dude, McLaren's crazy this She's like And she's like crying." >> [laughter] >> And I'm like, "Oh Oh Are you okay?" And she's like, "Don't laugh." I'm like, "I'm sorry." Oh. Like Joe Rogan, "Explain yourself. What what Why the ████ were you crying?" >> [laughter] >> Explain each tear. I'll be like, "How the ████ How do you sit there confused the ████ out of me?" Till next time. You'll see what what kind of douchebag [laughter] I'm going to be.
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