0:00 [Music] welcome back to another densely populated episode of careful boys today we have with us Jesus sir back that horn and over there we have Kleen Su I have instruments I'll do that for you next round O do it for me said that we haven't seen you in a while man yeah I know it's been a minute dude I've been good dude you've been going on hell of Tours and ████ I've been going I've been meeting the JK fan base wild people yeah Jesus is pre office renovation yes that's true it's all new to me like oh my God look at you guys look pretty good or what it looks great I like how you got the suits in the back I like it so a lot of our guys you guys wereing that when I met so they were
0:50 dressed exactly like that when you first met so our sorry before I cut you off you said you our fans come support you yes they're the best but they're your fans now too uh oh I like that I like that a lot thank you for saying that dude it's so funny how they like uh uh they like quote things from the show in the middle of my show and I was say hey stop ████ heckling dude yeah I know but it was funny cuz like they'll Heckle in a funny way where we're laughing and everybody's trying to catch the joke like what's the what's the joke about cuz I remember I told this guy was like how old are you and then someone said old enough for kisses and then we're all laughing I'm laughing and I'm like God damn it and everybody's like I don't get what's going on you got to watch just kiding guys yeah that's what I say you got to watch J JK news that's awesome man yeah but yeah I love it man it's fun has your touring schedule been picking up more and more and more I feel like
1:41 you're everywhere now yeah for sure dude you know I got to ████ pay for them diapers dude let's go I'm doing shows everywhere dude hey thanks thanks for thanks for thanks for not big timing us oh come on dude never that that was pretty cool that you didn't when you get a special and when you get really really big time and you're like on Madison Square Garden doing the like crypto Center and all that can you bring us up come yes and you guys will be doing that little uh ████ Asian I don't know what the hell playing instruments and you were ████ yelling at the Asian girls to not sleep around cuz a yes I love that you got to do all that that'll be so fun huh that'll be ████ that'll be dope we should do that be tight we should do that n dude you'll know if I big time here when I request food and stuff well I only eat organ chicken and that's when you know it's
2:32 like come on dud calm the ████ down it's not even that hard to get W dude it is for me man I don't know where to get that ████ organic chicken is your biggest demand organic chicken that's so funny cuz it's so anything that's organic to Latinos it's like you made it they like I must be nice organic ah look she's getting organic food look at that I'm like I'm trying to ████ eat better mom trying to be healthy what the ████ they think you're being Bouie or too bougie a you're better than us cuz you be healthy okay like damn all right you can't eat a salad with Latinos they think you're ████ doing too much they're like who the ████ do you think you are eating salads did you know did you know Caesar salad was made by a Mexican person and Tijuana that's crazy oh for real oh I saw that yeah he invented it how was the I guess they didn't have like enough like things like
3:23 like recipes and stuff so they were just like oh let's just cut this up and and the guy just made his own he made the Caesar name is Cesar yeah and I I don't know how I don't know his name was Caesar huh I thought it was be good though that be good said yeah what is this called Cesar salad the white people like oh my God this is this is delicious came from Cesar salad like the guy who made it Cesar Chavez but I thought Cesar Chavez Caesar Chavez I thought it was from Italy that's what I thought too I thought it was the Roman Emperor's favorite salad yeah you think right we made it up dude you thought it was Julius Caesar not Caesar CH yeah dude that's that's wow Mexicans just be in vain and ████ people just take it and run with they even claim it though going to totally hear this wrong and think that it's a Caesar Chavez salad it's been around for a while but they're like oh yeah some people be claiming that
4:14 that's our ████ salad just like they said ████ this is their ████ States I'm like this used to be ours a goddamn what do you think about Mexican people that are still mad about that salad no that is still mad about this used to be Mexico I'm like yeah there's something that we couldn't like why you still bad like this is where we're at if you're not adapting to it you're ████ in last place buddy yeah that's a very fight about this ████ they're not going to they're not going to change ████ but how but how how much did you lose though cuz you basically this is me this is like Mexico what do you mean like okay like they they lost as a as a national status but it feels like Mexican dominated Southern California oh like they just came back and just like we're still taking over yeah it's
5:04 still ours yeah like the neighbors are all like it's still Mexican I see what you're doing but we're still going to run it we're occupying it yeah the names are all Mexican Cooks yeah the cooks the cooks everybody's Mex your neighbors all Mexican all the soccer fields are taken up on the Sundays that's true that's true those soccer those those leagues they're they're intense they're always there they play like they don't got to go to work the next day I'm like fol relax they go hard yeah you're going to ████ you got to build a house on Monday build a house on Monday exactly it's the passion you can't stop it's ████ slight tackling dude the best players dud they be ████ drinking beer halftime like God damn dude ████ drinking Tac eating tacos ████ yeah I play St play soccer you play on Sundays I I stopped playing on the Sunday leagues for the same reason they they ████ slight tackle you they get yeah like relax take your ankles yeah they
5:55 ████ do bis they know they play dirty dude those guys play dirty elbow a corner kick no they they they punch the nuts that's the move punch the nuts yes they punch the nuts they go like this cuz an elbow you're just going to be like oh ████ but a nut oh while you're looking you a nut yeah when you going for and they ████ punch cuz it looks like you're jumping you're getting you're getting hey and they go and you're like oh ████ dude that's legit and bis know how to hey what happened what happened and they kick you like what happen I am sorry I'm [Laughter] sorry with him you ever throw hands with him CP pises yeah dude they're ████ they're good too they're SC get my ass by a pis hell no dude they're strong dud they be picking up four uh 4x4s and ████ so hell oh yeah 2x4s 4x4s whatever dude they're doing construction next to my house so it's
6:45 all full up ises and then uh one day I hear guy go I'm oh ████ I thought he got ran over by like a bulldozer but it's just them ████ around like cuz one guy he was like planting something in the ditch but it sounded like he broke his leg in the ditch but they're just they're just like having a good time like ████ wrong with each other and I'm like dude oh my God I thought I to call 911 just playing pranks yeah just pranking I say working with pis they love to play grab ass that's they're like they love grab ass they just keep grabbing each other's ass that's their game like hey hey look at that like hey what the ████ I when I work with my uncles and their friends and like they were just ████ trying to grab my ass I'm like dude what the ████ are you doing gay guy they call you you're the gay guy you grabbed my ass she's like yeah cuz you L yourself g g I'm like what the that's how it works she's like
7:35 yeah I don't think that's how it works you lay yourself gay just love playing grab ass at the at the M I used to work out they used to grab you by the hips if you're bent over and they ████ oh oh yeah you you can't bend over you can't bend over you can't but you're gay for bending over you shouldn't be in that position anyway not that not that he stick his dick in you no no no yeah you put yourself in a bass spot yeah yeah can't be doing this ████ ████ they would get like the like you ask hey let me get the Hammers they just be like right here go get it get get it oh ████ yeah I wish I could catch them doing that yeah dude it's like he can't he just booby traps ask for anything Sal get it right here
8:25 oh no I'm good I just have unflavored food I wish it was a restaurant where they treated the customers like that there's some restaurants like ████ this yeah I get some water it's like sure you want some water to drink everything everything sexual harassment that's the theme can I get extra cheese on that no your wife is just like oh my God isn't there like a like a soft serve dessert place oh yes right and then the guy's like ████ jacking off in the girl's mouth oh my God I wish I could pulled that up dude you guys have to see this dude I think it's like a dessert restaurant it's like I think it's in the Dominican Republic I think or oh they put fruit in the chick's mouth and they start de so the the the it's like a pancake shaped like a penis and then they dip it into like I don't know whatever they dip into chocolate they
9:15 put sprinkles and then they get the ████ client and they just put it in their mouth oh ████ and they go eat eat it in the court yes dude penis pancakes is that it you got to show the video though not the swipe it looks like a strip club yes that's what it looks like but you got to show the video of like when they do with I want to eat some pancakes I don't want to deth first bro I'm like how good are the pancakes you know what I'm saying I'm like no way the pancakes are good I'm just saying they might be dude N I saw a couple guys in line going like ████ hurry up this just was waiting to get some pancakes pancakes so I got to swallow it first I got to suck on it first he just says the B hurry up was my turn girls who just fantasize that stuff H yeah I wish I could show you I think I I think I have it did you save it put in your favorite yeah that's
10:05 the thing I think I saved it that's why hold on it's this New York one maybe look it up it looks like this is just dick shaped uh no it's like it's it's like nah they're girls are sucking on these ████ no they're ████ going they're deepthro these food yeah like they'll make like a banana split all sexual and ████ and then they'll get like the girl this is America I don't know I'm not sure but I think the but it looks like L getting bricked up just talking about I found it I found it dude check this out dude it's frecking right I'm going to show this guy so you can look at that look at that oh and that girl just goes in oh that's not here oh I got I got to show hard look at that okay he pulled that thing out that sh massive okay banana uhhuh
10:55 and and that's her that's her son like cheeks oh my that's her ████ that's a mouthful baby the son's like Mom you're done yo yo come on B stop we got practice dude you missed it you missed it well you missed this crazy this is my best this is my favorite part he just grabs her smack bam y wow that's wild does that look like a fun place to go with the girls you don't think that's fun oh my God good I don't know about you guys but I'm braked up you guys never saw that I feel like I never saw last month I felt like it popped up in everyone's ████ that's that's that's crazy the weirdest part is that I saved it that's
11:45 weird to show us right to show us yeah yeah yeah I got crazy this is holy ████ dude what else you got saved today delete the rest what else you got saved right dude that's pretty wild too dude do they let guys do that or is girls no this guys are like do but they're they're not guy guys you know what I mean you know they're not like us not like you and me they're just they're happy guys they were just skipping their way in there I'm like God damn these ████ are excited you heard the new thing it's calling them zesty oh yeah yeah zesty yeah that's a nice word I like that they call them zesty zesty sounds it sounds cool what's zesty mean homosexual a little zesty you're a little zest extra spice like H dog and he just has a little zest to it oh yeah
12:36 zesty east coast East Coast here you call East Coast I think a bunch of guys from New York were saying it first oh that's New York saying New York people I thought you were saying East Coast means gay like oh that feel East Coast man man I say that really good yeah I like where you're going with that this guy's the East Coast guy huh yeah yo this is full of zest you think a place like that would make it out here no why not they get sued for what here in California La probably they hurt my tonsils I think if it was all all gay to gay it would make it but if straight West Hollywood hwood West Hollywood everybody got to be gay for it to work we also are not talking about the
13:27 biggest part of that videos that lady deep through huh I mean didn't gag dude took like aamp get her eyes didn't get watery she just and I'm like God damn maybe she was really trying to impress the guy yeah it seemed like it take she impressed us that's it right there she impressed us yeah I was impressed so how much you got to pay for that service I don't know dude but I hope and how much do you got to tip after after you're done like oh that was good here dude she grabbed his ass cheeks that's what I was going to say she she grab she was pulling them in that's you got a tip after that you can't grab ass it's little inappropriate I think was it a banana on a stick no it's I think it's just a pancake shaped like a penis and they just show that thing on in their mouth I saw it at the Asian food fairs a veiny dicks what the veiny dick waffles
14:20 oh yeah yeah that like taiwana stuff would you would you be okay if like at the Japanese penis Festival like people started doing that wow I'm surprised they're not already doing no show me that grand that's weird of his mom and Grand but we have a ████ Shrine of a dick too can you explain to him the whole penis that but before we go there I wanted don't girls aren't girls doing that right now like with Bachelor parties like they walk around with dick straws true and dick suck and Stu about this think one not two was the last time I've went to bachelor party this is a wooden penis you had to take time to create this yo she's is that a rocket ship who made it culture there's some parks there's some parks with just straight up dicks and stone yeah wait wait what's going on here what the ████ am I
15:10 watching people are are worshiping dick yeah it's like a whole like thing it's just a fertility Festival thingy oh my God I mean if I walk down the street and I'm seeing that Honey Bunches of Oats you say look at how you not going to you know I'm not going to ask for directions after that be like you it's too real so are they all yeah it's too real it's a fertility thing like it's like for good you know everyone getting pregnant they want yeah so people that want to get pregnant and ████ and Korea should have that they just yeah but is it like are they laughing about it too at the same time like it's kind of funny yeah they're not like ashamed of dick ████ out there I think Korea does have it like goou Festival you have that too I think so this is wild bro isn't that crazy that it's a whole he just looks like a giant
16:00 ████ you know what I mean that just have Nick would celebrate like Nick that's how I get down with the nose with the nose so I still want to take part but I'm not going to jam anything in my mouth but I'll wear it on my nose I'll be nervous for you to ████ sneeze dude course it going to go dude yay that's pretty cool this been going on for a long ass time too huh you know what yeah I think so and what what culture is this Japanese y Wild Man wild it's not the whole country yeah it looks like everyone's only like one region yeah oh oh really look at this got a penis hanging out of the skirt sh it's one region creative huh and then they have the festival and people people that want to like have a good like they want a successful pregnancy they have fertility issues it's just a fertility thing I thought you guys were only supposed to
16:50 have one kid what's going on with that is that not you guys no that's China China oh that's China old school that's like you're one and done huh that's one of them I'm only allow one what what's the uh Festival call in Japan the what the festival call in Japan is there uh Japanese word for penis or no but he he I don't know the name of the festival but it's Kar Matsuri really I don't know what that means mats for sure dude Kar yeah they're Matsui just means Festival but I don't know what the other one means I mean would they really okay would they be upset if you just walked around penis what's the difference between a fake dick and a real dick but that day they might not even be mad that's what I'm saying they might let it fly at that day guess what if I'm in Japan not wearing pants I wonder what they think
17:40 of show them my piece that's it I wonder how they see fome street street fair fome you know what fome isal the fome the fome I'll just show you first of all the fact that you know all these like hidden this one's not hdden I thought fome was like the jail Maybe this one oh for sure I'm showing my piece on this one are you sure yeah it's that Festival they have in San Francisco where you're allowed to like have your dick out completely yo me and N going to be walking around I thought it was for like wrestling dud like like there's hella clipse of people it on the street people jerking it you know you know what's even worse the worst thing of all is kids can be around dude you shouldn't be jerking your dick in public wow oh yeah I don't care what there's a really famous clip of dude going up to a cop and saying hey
18:31 is it cool if my dick is out today and he's like yeah as long as it's not erect not it's not in my ████ mouth what yeah like it's happen for it not again it's a trip dude they all got a ticket on the way out I'm staying inside decent exposure ticket for some of these actions are probably worth the ticket if that's your thing I really like San Francisco as like a city but I don't like the people there oh wait building are sick oh like the like layout yeah I like I like the the way the city looks but like I don't like the people really the people in San Francisco no like some of it's just some of it is too crazy like I feel like there's a lot of people that did so much drugs out there that I'm just like what the ████ this person's crazy this guy
19:22 ████ has his dick out dude he's getting rock hard dude put that thing away man oh my God dude there's sighting over here this guy's really in it dude this watching Street let me just show this to Nick cuz I know he wants to see it yeah I've been dying I'm buying oh my you ready for full street fair I want to see it holy ████ dude what the the ████ dude wait I thought you said you can't I thought you said you can't have it like that brother what am I looking at you still see it anyway brother this is okay dude just a little sore fighting I think it's a war we's handshake tingting the weird part is that if this is going on like at that looked like 10 in the morning like hour it's early you know what I thought he was doing yeah I thought you can't I thought you can't do that I thought he was docking you're not supposed to be able to but they I thought I thought that guy's hard dick
20:12 was he had his hard dick next to his hard dick and he had his hand connecting the two right that's pretty cool yeah yeah dude I've never wanted to walk down a street called a gay brainstorm dude it's pretty wild but I mean are they homies like that dude ████ that damn oh my God look at that I think these guys are homies damn you think people are like circling around a watch too damn if you watch any video like of it this stuff is like everywhere that guy lost a bet dude he's P his bookie right now dude he didn't pay for lunch D like I know no way he could pay me back yo that's crazy the whole street of San Francisco just ████ Stains oh I mean hold on hey now now you're on your own they're just showing coog they're not really ████
21:02 releasing the juice dude imagine they're like they get offended whoa it took it too far dude we're not ████ the guy who jizzes like hey what the ████ dude get the ████ out of here we're just showing ████ dude guys ████ here the stepped over the line yeah you Ste over the line you're you're going to ruin the parade man you're going to shut it down the ████ out of here there's no ████ no no way man that's a whole street 10 on 10 5 on two five on too they stop sucking dick oh my God is that come it's like Ed didn't in that order me at 3 in the morning dude ████ yeah imagine the street cleaner guys that day ████ smells that ████ 10 by 10 by by two yeah it's a pretty crazy event must be a lot of fun that's wild dud wild they be complaining about our stupid parades and then they can't do they complain about when the Lakers
21:52 three PE yeah like the ████ Lakers win they're just like he but ████ in the street exactly that's exact exactly where's our rights bro the ████ those get in trouble you're allowed to just ████ on the street like that there's so videos of it special day where it's like okay it's like Purge but gay Purge yeah it's like gay Purge Purge I'm so I like that gay Purge I'm so confused this is fuing it's not what you think it is cuz they're going to think you purge gay people but it's like the gay it's the day you could be it's the gay day gay day be the day you could be as gay as want every day is gay day for gay people I've never seen any dude's butt ████ on a sidewalk like that day bro guys butt ████ in this in this parade is on Google Images yo
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