0:00 [Music] by the way i love mr baguette days here they're my favorite same by the way that was nice of you joe yeah you didn't even ask us this time and and we all got banned me so it was very nice bambi's i wasn't even a part of it ryan just goes and gets it so thanks ryan thank you ryan starbucks is a piece of ████ and they're never open never um anybody here uh love uh speaking of love anybody here love um weed speaking of love i never got into weed i mean uh i'll say what i'm saying probably my only choice of substance that i enjoy now that i'm also off caffeine your only substance you enjoy for now oh okay for now i say i love caffeine yeah i love cats caffeine's probably my
0:50 favorite choice don't derail my conversation i don't like gateway drugs i like only the hardships the hardcore ████ that ████ ████ what's gateway like wheat weed what else pills cough syrup coffee with cough syrup sound bath though that s███'s ████ crazy consider the conversation d-ring banana drill is kind of fire and you gotta like fight it a little bit and trying to stay up after you take a like those two little nighttime pills oh yes uh speaking of weed so um snoop dogg has a full-time blunt roller do you guys know that yeah i've heard of it there's like a guy on payroll yeah rogan has one too yeah it's a it's a dream i've always wanted a full-time right so he travels with you to roll blunts for you he's literally full-time and he says snoop dogg says like this guy has impeccable timing like that's
1:41 his super skill not only is he a really really good blunt roller but he just knows the right time to like the random one he's like he's in a meeting he's gonna need one right now in 30 minutes gives his full-time blunt roller anywhere from like 40 to 50 dollars as a salary annually wow and uh recently uh uh you know one of those like uh twitter fact kind of accounts or whatever was like snoop dogg's got a a full-time blood roll he pays him this much and then snoop dogg responded to it and he was like inflation had to give him a raise so now the news is he gets even more than fifty thousand dollars a year for him to be his full-time blunt roller wow isn't that the best ████ life ever dude do you have write-offs though what are the write-offs snoop rolls pretty ████ deep with his entourage so when i was at maker snoop would shoot a show there and he had like ████ 30 dudes there he had a barbecue crew who always was there
2:31 and they had this like big blue tent and they were always outside i knew what snoop was there because you could actually smell the weed from the parking lot that sounds like a bit it's not it's not so he had barbecue and wheat so he had like a barbecue staff that would roll with them and set up a barbecue that's real power actually yeah that's really cool a production company that works with uh snoop and mike tyson same thing they always roll with the entourage always have catering apparently like they show up very late but they're really nice yes hours and hours late for sure you just gotta put like all of you need to bring his 40s staff member he's like a traveling caravan like he's like genghis khan with his ████ warriors and ████ you know like a street fair was outside like that is honestly how it was that's pretty cool that's how life needs to always be though right like just rolling with the entourage so deep that like you're even surprised by your entourage i feel like they're because we've we've worked with quest crew we've worked with snoop uh like three times and the the
3:22 crew that he rolls with it is super deep but you can't even tell who the blunt roller is i feel like they're all the blunt rollers is there like a blunt roller a shoe maker a like a shoe shiner it just looks like they're all doing that everyone's rolling blind cobbler i went to i went to a party in vegas [Laughter] he has a ████ piano he's black what does he have a black line i mean african-american smith he has a warlock ████ manga he has a ████ mage in the back ████ dude but yeah they are they are all super nice and they're very like they're very like inviting they always want everyone smoking and come smoke we have so much weed super fun the less we get in trouble wow that's a huge entrepreneur i went to a
4:12 vegas party one time uh that eventually led me to apparently some sort of i don't know if he was like a pimp uh but he had a big mansion it was in vegas i remember once we got there to this party uh there was like he had like pet wolves and ████ i remember right when we walked in there was like seven cars like nice ass cars with a huge rv outside his garage there was a shark tank with a shark in it in the living room that poor shark dude that poor happy shark was a full-size shark and then there was also his like in the in like the second living room in the second living room there's a circle bed that's just in the middle of the living room obviously for ████ because there's a giant mirror on the ceiling right now that could also be for break dancing it could be for right now and i'll remember this place because killer whale he didn't have a killer orchestra
5:02 he's just gonna pull the killer designated blunt roller the water designated a blunt roller there and literally for like we're probably there for like four hours this is the biggest flex this this dude is literally just ████ rolling blunts and every single time he finished it he would just hand it to the next person that was next to him although it's for everyone there was literally just blind but for blunts yeah but but you wouldn't wait in line for it he would literally just be there the whole night and if you happen to pass him he was just handing you the next auntie making egg rolls for the party yes oh it was more like that or would he be like i already gave you one i saw you pass it down to the shark not with weed culture you're just constant it's just constant there's like a blunt rolling committee and the best of the best gets like like bought by different groups and like a blunt rolling championship i think so i think because snoop's like this is my roller and then that pimp guy has his own roller or
5:52 maybe it's the same guy and then they get higher that's just word of mouth you know me and like that whole industry as if it's a national industry yeah it's like you go to a party one guy ████ is a blunt roller rolls the sweetest blunts are you proud of your life rolling though are you really good no not at all because i don't i'm to me blunts are so massive i take to me it's so wasteful i take one hit and i'm like done yeah i can't i can't finish who smokes the whole whole blood even in halo because i'm such a ████ it's like it makes you makes me cough immediately yeah i have to gummy it or i'm ████ but i don't even like that i i've never finished a blow on my own so this this guy was really a pimp that's what he did the biggest guy part of the story yeah when were they're ladies of the night ladies of the night there let's focus on the blood rolling guys no no no no no no no
6:42 that was the gateway part of the story i don't do gateway drugs you know what man hey did you rail chicks in the red light district i'm just saying no dudes are a difference no nobody asks me how come no one asks we know your stories joe what was it like what was it like did you rail chicks in the red light district which red light red light exactly did you do did you perform kind of like in the red light district yeah i keep hearing that as a recurring joke is that is that no that's not a joke that's real life real that's just a [Laughter] ever wants to bring out my story so how did how'd it go
7:34 oh it's another story for another time you know for another video next video it was a long time ago it was uh it was actually a legal brothel in america my friend was taking me out there for my birthday but i was an excuse because he was very addicted to having sex with ladies of the night and he kept selling it to me and i was like dude that sounds so good any occasion i just can't justify paying a couple hundred dollars for this you know but at the same time um i don't think i had sex in like two months or something it was a long time and i was like man but you know that does sound kind of nice you know if you're gonna pay for it and it's my birthday then we can go and then we did this thing and by that time i was so ████ horny i just ████ [Laughter] he goes you wanted your team
8:27 yeah that's funny she like oh what are you doing what are you doing down there she's just like hey patty look at this guy girls come in here this is crazy it's happening again i told you i could do it it's opposite day at the brothel i guess and then i got to and then i got to finish also the nachos of the sex tavera joe over here it's like dude it was like two months it's been a long time i gotta go ████ a hooker maybe it was three or do you think afterwards she was like oh no i think he had something wrong or something i had a special voice bless his heart like i thought i felt so bad i was like okay well that's fine jill i got cunnilingus again i think i think he's on the spectrum yeah it's okay love on the spectrum love on the special dude that's a good show that's the greatest show of all time this is the greatest show of all time i have not gotten
9:18 around to watching it it's like you're great it's better than the little japanese kids have to do adult tests oh yeah that sounds like when the kid drops his fish on the floor and he's like he keeps ████ it up my favorite one is the add boy the one that had to make orange juice it's one of the first episodes but he used he had to make orange juice and the ████ he it took him two hours and he he kept a hard task deadpool got a net and you started chasing the puppy around for like an hour i wonder why that's your favorite yeah only on this show can we go from cunnilingus on a hooker right into japanese kids making you brought it up to you don't point and laugh at the same time you're enabling me you gateway what do you guys think about a show you put a bunch of monkeys in business suits and and you put them in an office
10:08 and you just kind of call it the monkey office and then you just sort of see what happens what do you think what happened well we what we do is we have everything tied to actual other parts of a business like a ship like shipping downstairs a lot of stuff so whatever the monkeys do we'll see how they can run a business i think it'd be the greatest ████ show of all time do you pitch it to animal planet or i don't know i don't know who wants the show would you pitch it to peta there's people in a warehouse waiting to ship products if they get the call it's gonna be called amazon primate i love all right dude end the video that's perfect amazon anthony is soaked right now you guys can't see he's so genius dude i'm trying to think of one right now what monkey business monkey business it was
10:58 right there joe goes what [Music]
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