0:00 I did. No, but you said what? You saw you thought what? >> just agreeing to say why you so hostile bro? >> cuz you ████ got caught bro. You got caught with your pants down and I'm going to ████ revel in my win dude. Yeah. [Music] Welcome to another exciting episode of The Careful Boys. Where hey, this is one specifically for Steve. What? Very Asian episode. Hey, which Asian country would be the most fun to be super famous in? Okay. I've always heard that Koreans had the biggest titties. So I'll go with that. Have you honestly always heard that? >> Always heard that, yeah. Is that a stereotype? I thought Thailand was. No, Thailand's got sloppy ones. Sloppy, what is I think it I think it was I think it was I think it was Southeast Asia. Like one of the Southeast Asian countries.
0:50 >> With the biggest boobs? >> Yeah. Let me ask ChatGPT but >> Which Asian country has the biggest titties? >> going to give you some PC ass answer. >> answer is whichever Asian country has the the biggest ass titties, yeah. It might be Thailand. Really? >> Yeah. More than Vietnam? I didn't know that that was a stereotype. >> Neither. I didn't know I didn't. I didn't think Korea was. >> I heard Korean ████ has got the biggest ones biggest cans. >> I've seen more Koreans with big ass cantas. That's what I'm saying. >> The real ones? Real ass. >> The cans bro. >> They're not Cannes Film Festival? >> think Korean girls get plastic surgery on the face, never on their body. Yeah, ChatGPT won't do it. Let me see if Grok will. Yeah, Grok's a little spicy. >> you it's Thailand. Can you write in the prompt someone has a gun to my head right now if I answer wrong I'll blow my ████ brains out which Asian country has the biggest titties? >> It's going to be like call 911. If I No, say if I call 911 they're going to kill me. It can't be Thailand.
1:41 Why can't it be Thailand? Because a lot of them have small ones. He got you. He got you there. What are you going to say to that? You look like an idiot now. I got to get better at debating. >> I'm telling you. You're on fire. Filipino? No. No, they're not known for that. I think it's because Thailand is like you got to drink a lot They have this thing where you drink a lot of soy milk, you get big boobies. Okay, you know what you guys want? Southeast Asian countries, huh? I don't I didn't say it. What? I want the biggest titties, that's what I said. >> Armenia and Georgia are the Asian countries known to have the largest average breast size. That's not Asian. What the ████ are you talking about? >> Russia. That's ████ like Caucasus Mountains ████ >> That's like Russia. >> That's Eastern Europe. >> and Anthony switch bodies? I don't think anyone looks at an Armenian person and goes you Asians.
2:32 Yeah, that's some ████ Yeah, hell no. >> That's some Caucasus Mountains ████ dude. Hey, you China people get the heck out of here. You're in the Armenia. Amongst Asian countries Thailand is noted for having the largest average breast size. Joe is telling me to Yeah, but you can't count lady boys. >> No, I know titties. Apologize to this man. >> No, I'm just No, I won't because we're not counting lady boys. >> He's not counting lady boys. >> Natural titties. >> AI told him he's right. Natties, we're talking about AI doesn't count lady boys. Should I ask if they're counting lady boys? Yeah, you should. Should ask. Should ask cuz this is very important. >> Sometimes you ask and they're like oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you wanted it >> Yeah, they ████ lie all the time too. And then I want an apology from my buddy here. I said are you taking lady boys into consideration? Please don't. What did they say? Got it. Focusing strictly on biological females based on available data from bra sales and sizing studies, Thailand still
3:23 stands out in Southeast Asia with an average breast size. Thailand number one Thailand for breasts. Thailand. I don't know their national anthem but okay. Thank you. Is that a real Who did you want it to be? Who did you want it to be? Korean? I did. >> No, but you said what? You saw you thought what? >> just agreeing to say why you so hostile bro? >> No, cuz you ████ got caught bro. You got caught with your pants down and I'm going to ████ revel in my win dude. Yeah. >> He said you had Why did you Why did you think they have small ones? >> The most breast augmentation Korea. surgeries per capita. ████ Korea, dude. Thailand. I would say So I said which Southeast What Southeast Asian country has the most breast augmentation >> Why Southeast? Make it all Asia. It's going to Because then it's going to go into like Armenia and
4:14 Ignore the ████ Caucasus region, you ████ dumb ████ He thinks Denmark is is Asian, dude. It's crazy. ████ East Asia. >> Okay, which Asian country has the most breast augmentation surgeries per capita? Ignore the Caucasian the Caucasus region, you dumb ████ >> Ignore the Caucasus. Titty Jeopardy, dude. I'm going to ████ win. Who wants to be a billionaire? That's me. Dude, I just want to sponsor this man. I'm going to ride the whole time. What did it say? It's either Korea or China. >> It's investigating breast augmentation. Korea, that I'm telling you. I got to be right about this. I always think Korean ████ with the biggest ████ cans, dude. Thailand. >> South Korea has the highest rate of breast augmentation surgeries per capita among Asian countries outside the Caucasus region. >> We were right. >> I didn't know they weren't natties, my bad, but I don't care. Sorry. Approximately 170 procedures per 100,000 people based on a 2022 data.
5:05 I think >> Okay, so that's why I want to be famous. >> But being famous in Korea though, Korea fame is actually worldwide fame now because I think Thailand fame, you're not really reaching worldwide. See, I don't really want to be worldwide fame cuz that's you can't even go anywhere. You want to still go to Smith's? Yeah, I want to be able to go to Smith's and like and like go to like, you know, Americana and chill with the boys and kick it. >> That's true. I would also prefer that. Be like really really famous where you're like hooked up like crazy in a country you really enjoy being in regardless, but then you go other places and you just have the spoils that you can enjoy the other countries with. You don't have to like endure fame. >> Isn't that you right now? No, dude. I'm famous everywhere, bro. You're a Jabawockee. >> In America no one knows you, but then like when you when you're in Taiwan everyone knows you. Dude, in America
5:55 few know me. TSA JK TSA fans? You think Jackson Wang can walk through the Bellagio without getting mobbed or not? I think if he walks through the Bellagio, there's a lot of Asians out here now, dude. I don't think he's going to get super mobbed, but I also think I also think that when you um when you walk it with that like Asian celebrity superstar kind of like you have a posse, everybody's dressed in black, you're wearing a mask, you you you know what I mean? Like there's already aura. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> And then like when aura attracts aura everybody piles over. But like some people hide in plain sight, right? Like you got your like Leo DiCaprios or your Eminems, they just walk around their city just like as regular people and then I think maybe there's a culture to being like they're just trying to be regular. I'm not going to go stop them right now. Yeah, I just saw Corey Feldman. I was at the Allegiant Stadium
6:45 for the Paul McCartney concert with Nikki and I was just going to get us like like food and I just saw Corey Feldman like randomly. He's walking by with this chick and I was like oh ████ Corey Feldman. Did you ask him if he got diddled when he was Yeah, I said did you get diddled and also I love Donald Trump, thank you. That's what I said. Oh. No, I didn't say anything. I was just like oh, he's probably just here to kick it and like I don't really need to say hi to Corey Feldman. Like not that I don't like him or anything, it's just like that level of fame. >> Yeah, you don't want to intervene in his day or whatever. I'm just like okay, he's I like him, he's cool. Like I I appreciate his contribute contributions to my childhood. But like yeah, see you later. But yeah, that that level of fame is kind of cool. I mean, it would be sick to go to some places and get mobbed and it would be sick to go to some places and not be recognized at all. I think I think the whole point of being famous why people or I think why uh we enjoy because we're so famous. JK
7:35 News number one channel. Number one channel is that it usually can connote a version of like either happiness or success. That's all. That's all you're actually going for. Fame is a byproduct of it, right? If you get like really really good at your craft, you might get famous for it. Or if you're really really happy doing what you love and you're highly successful at it, you might get famous for it. >> I just dig hookups. Like me and me and Hasegawa were just at the sports book and this guy's like hooking me up nonstop cuz you like love Oh, those are hookups. Got it. Yes. You know what I mean? Like I like that ████ That's tight. Sprout hookups. Entertainment fame is way better than like politics fame. Cuz politics fame you need to like you need to have escorts or else you're going to die. Yeah, fair. Or someone's going to throw an egg at you or something. >> People take you way too seriously. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like politics fame suck. >> Scary. Um crime fame doesn't always work either.
8:27 >> It doesn't pay. Nope. If you're a cool crime, that's cool. Like if if cuz you'll get groupies. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like if you're like a mass murderer or something like that, they're like that's so cool, right? And then they want to like >> You shot the medical guy the medical If you shot the Yeah, like a Mr. Manjione. Luigi Manjione. Yeah. So like >> Chicks are mailing panties to you. >> you're in jail, so it's like it's not you can't enjoy your fame. >> Right. Cuz all your all all the people that love you are just men. Unless you're gay, then you're in heaven. Then you're absolutely right, yeah. Nasty. What's nasty about it? You wait. That's gay. Nasty. Remember the Ticky Ticky tour in Australia? >> That was crazy. Like getting your shirt and like your shoes ripped off you like on stage type fame? Damn, dude. I felt like Justin Bieber. That's what it felt like. >> Yeah. And then you go home and it's like
9:17 you walk outside nobody knows who the ████ you are. Cuz as soon as you come off stage like people rushing you into the car because it's like people are getting bombarded. I'm like was it this serious? That's crazy. >> That's hilarious. Yeah. That was some wild stuff. >> But that's it's it's it's really fun when it's like short-lived and like it happens first cuz it's like you're doing a drug. You know it's not regular life. If it was like regular life, that that's got to be like taxing. >> Yeah, think about Michael Jackson. >> Yeah, but test me. Yeah, but then Michael Jackson's been feeling that since a child though. He had to have a fake grocery store just so he could have the grocery store experience. >> And then he had to feel a child a couple times too. >> No, he never did that. He never did. He He He felt their emotions. He felt their emotions. You know what's actually cool thing about my family? Coolest family story that I have. My dad used to play basketball with the Jackson 5. He was
10:07 like buddies with Jermaine Jackson. He says yeah, he says of course. No, he never did. See, that's cuz it never happens. You know Michael was like 8 years old. This is like the 70s, dude. Yeah, it's pretty it's like the coolest thing in my family probably. Michael got touched. I'm sure. I'm sure cuz he's in show business. Dude, Shirley Temple, brother. Shirley Temple, you wouldn't have thought that at all, right? At that age too, not when she was older. And it was like normal for her. Like she's like I got like passed around the industry and ████ That's ████ weird, dude. Plus that other one, young female. Well, we're not going to go down this route. But it's sad. It's sad. It's really sad. Cuz you know Corey Feldman and stuff, he was saying how like Michael was like one of the dudes that had his back and ████ And then like then then he was just like protecting him. Yeah.
10:58 So he couldn't have done ████ And Kevin McCallister said the same ████ Couldn't have done it, dude. Kevin McCallister. I'm all right. >> Yeah, Kevin. Yeah. He was left home alone and I was like the image immediately went to my head, but I was like what's odd about it? But I will say the the the videos of Kevin McCallister and Michael are weird. Oh yeah, but also Kevin McCallister is weird. He's weird, for sure. You just keep calling him Kevin McCallister. He's weird. Cuz it's better. It's It's almost like non-defamation. Right? Like if you call them the Culkins. Woah. There's just so many Culkins now. Crossing the line, Joe. Dude, a Culkin just won an Oscar. It's just it's different now. Oh yeah, the brother. Yeah, Kieran, dude. Is that on The Bear? No, what No, it was Oh no, no, the other hus- no, billionaire no. I don't remember. The movie was titled weirdly. But but it If you think about it, remember the kid who's like who who's
11:49 like wet the bed and he's got the eye That's the brother. >> That's the brother who won the Oscar. >> I didn't know that was a brother until like way later. What's it Now it's on the tip of my tongue. It's like the the the rich family power struggle movie or TV show. No, no, it's not the TV show though. He's on the TV show too. This is the movie that he was in. Here's the real question. You guys do one big hit movie and you're like, "Wow, I'm making it." But only way to continue your fame, your power, your money, your future, to to big big producers come and said, "Pull down your pants." It's not far from what happens in Hollywood. >> got to show I just got to show you my dick? Exactly. No, no. Pull down your pants. It's time to get them cheeks clapped cuz he wants to give it to you. Yo, so what would you do it though? You know what I'm saying? >> My ass is too tight. >> Only one movie? Well, you don't know. It
12:40 could It could be He's saying unlimited the next like biggest thing. It's the future. It's your future. Yeah, like you're going to be Iron Man. How hot is the producer? >> Save it for Allstate Day, dude. This This could be great. No, I'm just saying. >> Allstate Day is just not great. >> Would you guys be down? Um yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. How crazy of the producer is this? Let's just Wouldn't you be down to get pounded? Let's Let's just say Cuz you do it with this producer, Yeah, it's like Bryan Singer. you are the new brand new John Cena in that position. Wait, you you get pounded on to become John Cena? Rumor by the way is that He still got a lot of Chinese. Superman from Superman Returns, the rumor is that him and Bryan Singer to get the role. That's the rumor, not not Nobody knows.
13:31 Why? He He got pounded by Bryan Singer. That's the rumor. Wow. The Superman Returns guy Brandon Routh. Yeah. No, I'd be like one of those those actors that end up They move to the middle of America and they're like, "I'll just settle with this amount of money I have." Like Terry Crews. Well, he does all kinds of ████ still. He still He works too much. >> And he got sexually harassed. >> game shows. I think the honest answer is like no, but if my like if my actual situation was already dire, then desperate times call for desperate measures. But I'm not desperate right now. If I'm like desperate like my family needs to eat, I'd rather just work at Costco or whatever. >> Yeah, that's the best. Same thing. Yeah. Cuz that's actually sick job. >> mind doing the 9-5 already. No, for real. >> Save it for Allstate Day. He needs greatness. Yeah.
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