0:00 [Music] this headline confused me when i first read it maybe you'll know exactly what it means when i say it but getting a haircut is the only way to see live music in the netherlands what what getting a why only way to see live music in the netherlands is get your fade on what the ████ maybe it's the machine buzzing oh is it amsterdam um this guy gets a f for english yeah it's amsterdam yeah so um what that means is that it's basically uh a way for them to fight back to the mandates because i knew it was kobe related hair salons are allowed to operate but
0:50 concert halls can't oh so so they're holding concerts in barber shops well almost they're calling concerts barbershops barbers to the ████ live concerts wow which is a smarter idea [Laughter] it's three-person concerts so what they did is they turned huge concert halls into basically little barber shops where everyone who's watching the concert is really just waiting to get their haircut that's smart that's ████ hilarious that's their way of fighting back double standard which is that's smart but that's also ridiculous yeah well wait till you see it then i wonder how they did it here you go whoa wow oh sorry yeah that is so smart
1:41 it's a it's a classical concert too i thought it would be like so ████ punk rock and it would be like um like a rock show i didn't picture a ████ orchestra yeah so there's two people getting their hair done on the stage in front of the orchestra everybody else who's watching it is just waiting to return that's pretty smart we're living in are they really getting a real haircut we're really in an alternate that i don't know because it's like a bald guy damn that's smart man this ain't even this is another one of those cases where betty white's like yeah peace out yeah like what the ████ is this like this is something like you know like hunger games oh yeah look at some other reality like oh yeah they're like that's how they're doing it because like look at this guy do you think he needs to get a razor bro you just clean but what's weirder though the the rules that don't make sense or the people that are just trying to figure
2:31 out how to navigate the rules i love the people that are navigating that's the best part about it right but then the rules are ████ ridiculous i mean the rules have been ridiculous for a long time i know right haven't really looked at like we haven't really looked at the rules like oh the rules have been but they're ridiculous they're now no we just take it to the next level ridiculous but if you really think about it for a while like damn we've been on some ridiculous ass rules for a ████ while have you guys met anyone yet that absolutely believes in all the rules and like fights for them because i have met i don't even mean i don't even know i see them online yeah i seen them online but like what the ████ i don't know anyone dude like maybe maybe i would say in april 2020 or more like in the very first months right
3:21 people are on high alert they didn't know that makes sense but then like now i don't know anyone that's like you have to ████ do this no we all know it's kind of ridiculous we all know like you put a mask on to go in the restaurant but then when you sit down you're no mask on don't mean that's pretty what the ████ that's ridiculous yeah so that's that's a lot of people in that restaurant i'm not going to that restaurant yes sam's like oh that restaurant's a little too packed all right no ████ want that one so it kind of is like a statement they're trying to make but also their biggest thing too was also saying that like the seats in a concert hall are just as situated as like a hair salon because they're their main things they want people walking around moving around it's like yeah you're already in seats that don't move it's the same idea so they just really wanted to make that statement which is cool because i respect that like we nobody's doing that ████ out here making statements this clear you know they're all classy and ████ yeah organized orchestra everybody
4:12 agrees with the idea at the same time they execute it pretty much i mean amsterdam too here you just go yeah here you could just go see bts yeah that is yeah you can just go to the concerts like that's on you if you catch this s███'s on you it is pretty cool to see how other countries kind of handle their issues and like what uh different issues they that they all have to go through but it is kind of crazy too to think about like we are in for first time ever in our lives where we have a ████ global pendant like this is a crazy ████ situation didn't sweden or finland just be like ████ heard immunity and they've been open and they've been like normal yeah they were they did it out there yeah yeah they they they never locked down so even flights coming in from like i don't know about that no i heard it they were good at first and then i heard it hit them hard afterwards oh but i heard the
5:02 ████ again because i'll hear say but i heard japan got like no cases for some ████ reason japan's like we're good yeah they're not there's no mandate a vaccine are people allowed to go there it's probably green tea uh there's a mandatory quarantine it's a mandatory quarantine but when the people there they're like it's pretty you can go there now but you gotta wait remarkably like almost nothing because they already have masks because they already wear masks and someone said something about seaweed bro it has something to do with the yakuza thank you very much japanese mob is like kobe i will ████ sounds up more authentic that i was ready for yeah yeah the rules are crazy because like you could be at the mall right you're like this and then like the security is like hey put a mask on and you're like oh i'm so sorry i didn't know so you can literally walk down the mall no mask on
5:53 empty cans as long as you have a drink rules are ridiculous like like all of a sudden all these states we can smoke weeded right yeah what was the difference we could smoke weed and what the ████ like growing up it was like you're going to jump for that weed growing up it was like you were a crackhead my mom's like i'll try some weed i'm like now you'll try weak because the government said you can smoke weed yeah you beat my ass for smoking weed what was that yeah it's just a consideration of weirdness like yeah ████ right it's it is really weird it gets me back to that book i read called uh sapiens where we're supposed to read it as a group and break down this damn book it's just stories we just stories we choose to follow that's all there's no nothing's real yeah all that stuff is just what we decide rules aren't real countries race is not real it's just
6:43 a story that we chose to like to agree upon yeah and the reality categories you said history like ████ want to stand in history like that s███'s fluid too that's not real like don't stay on history because that's not real that's just a perception his story okay what i'm saying like at all it's so fluid what's true is could be whatever it could be different tomorrow but it freaks people out right because like we all need to make sense of reality we all need to define what things are we need we need to know or else the uncertainty makes people extremely afraid anarchy yeah so some people will give up freedom of you know liberty and belief and whatever as long as they feel secure and safe and i feel like this is a great experiment like a lot of people are just being like yeah yeah just ████ take the vaccine shut up already like yeah
7:34 what like whatever whatever who cares about your freedoms and i'm just like uh why do you have to be labeled like this crazy trump supporter when you just want to question you know hey where did this vaccine come from you just want more info or like eight like what are the information like and then you gotta question like the sources and you're just like and also you gotta question the motive of the governing comedians like are you guys infiltrated by corruption like who knows everyone's infiltrating everybody even questioning that now is like you're a crazy person that's what's really sad is like you asking something about government rules is way more demonizing than asking is jesus real in church exactly first of all we are in a christian country that you're just like yeah have we thought about the paper thinness of this story yet no no one but
8:25 we're gonna go die for that ████ yeah someone gonna die for that ████ and then i'm like i get it yeah question a lot of stuff but like can we do can we politicize something other than this vaccine everyone pretending like they already don't got vaccines in them like yeah everyone ████ have a problem with like you already got vaccines in your uterus that's who's like snorkel i'm not gonna let you put a vaccine in me ████ i don't put poison in my body it's like also one thing doesn't necessitate another it's like this vaccine is our freedom like god let's just choose something else all right it's like let's just say whatever else a gun whatever seat belts seat belts thank you seat belt i just don't want to be politicized i am trump supporter like why do we have to politicize let's politicize something else that will ████ get us through some ████ but the rules are like are they really to help
9:15 people is it because you guys are just too lazy and you don't know what to do like motives i want to know motives right also like even like the vaccine and all these things like it's like big pharma are you trying to make money are you really like do you really care about the american people like it's it's confusing and there's too many things so i think it's easier for people to just go just follow the ████ rules and let's get over with this so we could get on with our lives i think that's what happens a lot and even like because you you're working on set a lot with now this new man native having all these like covet officers that are just freestyling random ass rules all the time there's that but there's also someone but guess what someone gets it always something and then that ████ locks down now now you're talking about money now you're back to money right you lock down the set now you loosen hundreds of thousands of dollars a day if not millions and now you're like now
10:06 you're the ████ that just stopped ████ you know i'm saying so mm-hmm everything comes out if you catch cover you can't tell anybody i mean coke was at a place where people are like very ████ i'm healthy that's also randomly weird though because like you catch cover you don't tell anybody and then that's weird but then there's some people who have covet but they don't know so they're you're in essence doing the same objective thing as somebody else you know but because because you like i don't know maybe had choice it's like you're wrong so same thing vaccinated unvaccinated getting the booster not getting the booster getting covered not getting it we're still in the same gray area cesspool of everything and all of it exists every variable is present and we're all trying to figure it out dude i almost choked the ████ out of my friend because i was uh i picked his ass up right and we're driving and about 30 minutes into the car ride
10:57 he goes joe i had kovid and i'm like you ████ ████ you waited to ████ say that to the card he goes yeah had half had it yesterday holy ████ and i was like i was like we're like what the ████ what the ████ ████ right well first off when was this uh no no this was months ago many many months you're okay right under five days ago right so i'm driving and i'm like you son of a ████ ████ why did you wait till now to tell me because if i told you you wouldn't have picked me up god damn it i was desperate i needed to go out we need to hike and i'm like you selfish son of a ████ you ████ infect me with cohen i'm about to go to ████ hawaii you're gonna pay for those goddamn tickets for me you ████ oh yeah cause if i if i wasn't if i didn't have plans he couldn't just go hike himself he was lonely people it's for his mental health send that ass mental health above all just go hike and just meditate or some
11:48 ████ friends dude no mental health obviously you know he's a ████ ████ but i love his ass right but he's like you don't understand being alone for those long days i was quarantining i was like how many ████ days did you weigh i think 10 i think i don't know i lost count of days and i'm all like you're supposed to weigh 14 you ████ face but the cdc says 10 now you ████ waited i was about to choke the ████ out of him and get covered from ████ breaking that six foot rule at least he waited ten days though in a car in a car in a ████ car and my girlfriend was in the car she's international so how the ████ is she gonna go back if she gets covered right so then piece of ████ i had a flight to hawaii i had a flight to hawaii in uh in like in five days and i'm like you ████ face you know we have to take a test and do all this ████ before we travel right i'm like
12:38 you're gonna ruin my ████ vacation on top of that all this ████ and he goes oh but then like i'm gonna join you in hawaii so like if i can't go that means you can't go and i'm like no if you ████ ████ there's more i'm like there's more days that you had quarantined you're gonna test ████ negative well i'm positive and he's like oh ████ and i was like oh son of a ████ you ████ me so bad but then i tested every ████ day and i was clear and he was see i told you i was okay wow did you apologize no no no that's what you apologized you should have apologized joe and then you could you could have got it just been like not for you and then that's bad too that's true [Music]
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