0:00 it's harder for you making a straight guy fall in love with you or making a lesbian come yeah I think I can make I think I can make a lesbian come that's a bll honestly 50/50 down the middle there go I could make lesbians cream all day cuz I look like [Laughter] [Music] one all right guys we're going to have to do another split the room okay split the room split the room this is based on something actually said no way so that's that's that side this is based on a thing that we have record of Bart saying is it another rightwing talking point yeah probably no he like said it in the middle of a video and and then uh people in the JK comments pointed it out and they thought it would be a really good one okay but um Bart why are they point
0:51 it out for what what are they up to I guess you like said it really quick and they're like hey that's a good one are they trying to divide us would you rather have the responsibility of making a dick go from small to big or big to small ooh big to small you're ooing it's your no cuz I imagined it I was like oh big you you imagine a hard dick you want a big to small so you want them to come in your mouth what are you talking about you got to you got to satisfy it no you just like sh picture of your grandma no it's not that small to big small to big for sure small small to big cuz you just got to pleasure them but you don't got to have the come in your mouth but then you got to like do seductive didn't we do this yeah I swear we did this it's about getting a dick hard like that swear we did this I swear we did this the one we did was would you rather do the last part of okay cuz I don't want to go back to doing that cuz we already
1:42 did that that was a nightmare scenario and one of us had to finish him off you guys all elected me to well I'm not trying to finish anybody this isn't touching him necessarily if you pick the first one that's you trying to turn someone on well yeah obviously it's easier to turn them off dude you you can't wait it's e but turn them off with pleasure how do you turn off someone with pleasure you get you satiate them you're making a dick you're making a dick go from we all know that you can go from hard to soft and it doesn't it doesn't you don't have to come to get there okay but if that's but that's what this premise is it's not no that's a ████ so this premise is would you rather make someone hard or would you rather make them Cal no make them soft yeah no that's what you said mother via VIA pleasure cuz that's what he's thinking when he say via ejaculation yeah he's got to ejack for the Evac so we got to get this
2:32 guy gotta get some pre-com dude you can't leave the room until he's like happy what the ████ is this problem it's wordss this is not mine you brought it up that's what you said in the video why are they say do it again when we already did this we didn't do this yes we did no the what we did was would you rather give 99% of the first part of of head or take the last shot in your mouth okay so so now it doesn't involve mouth no this is anything we want dude you have to like think about this way like you you're trying to get a guy's dick hard but you're you're not necessarily touching it you got to like whisper in his ear and ████ I don't know whisper sweet nothings you got to dance the dut that's even harder so what's I guess the real question is what's harder getting a guy hard you got to know his
3:23 interests getting getting a guy hard physically or seducing a guy do do you think you know how to seduce a man I think it's pretty easy I think it's pretty easy that's true what would you rather do seduce somebody with like emotional tactics and verbalizations or just physically tease him or like this Joe what do you think you're more comfortable with give me an arm just straight jacking them or you got to like you got to start like you got start would you rather do that know what you mean would you rather like do that for 30 minutes I could put my head I could put my brain into a place where I'm like okay I'm like a massage therapist or some ████ right now so it's like yeah sure whatever the ████ is you know brother what about a newu massage dude I
4:13 put I put my too much I put my phone on pornh HUB and I ████ go like that so you'd rather you'd rather physically turn a guy on versus like verbally like what if you had to just speak to him what do you mean speak to him on the like go on a DAT or if he was or if he was on phone with you and he's like hey Steve get me hard and and he's like Steve what are you wearing he's like I'm actually wearing a cold cers like usual dude with the sleeves cut off I would rather be in a position where it's like I can do the thing but I don't have to receive the thing you don't yeah it's true I rather close my eyes and give a hand job than to have to watch them jack off on camera can you give subin some love right now see what that looks like don't touch me man try to try to
5:04 turn them on try to turn them on from a distance why I don't I don't have to this is the prompt Joe you have to do it for the prompt I don't want to stop deflecting dude it's not about it's not about whether or not you want to it's like what would you do all I think I would rather be in a box where they stick their dick in and I pretend I'm a girl and I and I touch it then what a scenario go on a date and seduce him yeah that's ████ hard hey honestly I think I'm the second part bro what the ████ you rather go on a date I'd rather just go like eat some chicken with somebody yeah whatever no but you got to turn them on though you got to turn them on but it's ours okay think about it oh hey it's the buildup my okay I get that it's okay would you rather just a dick pops in and you're
5:54 like that's me that's me get it over with versus you have to dress up wine and Dino you're being ████ pursued playing footsies under the table you got to ████ do this little like like thing and you had to ████ it out you got go like this you got to put your you got to put your chin on the shoulder and call him daddy you like that Daddy first of all you guys haven't been on a date in a very long time yeah dude you like that D who the ████ just does this ████ on it's too intimate simplified even more which let's say that this is your you have to choose between one of these two tasks you either got to make a dude nut mhm or you got to make him fall in love with you that's a good one I'm a hooker Joe's answer to everything is I would give a guy a hand job I made a box and then I'd give him a hand job I would absolutely give him man
6:44 a hand job no one's forcing that on us by the way would you rather Jack a guy off or get a bachelor's degree like I jack off that guy put his dick right here baby put me in a glass case and I'll Jack him up so you would rather like would you rather retire and Florida or Connecticut just like I'm jacking B off I think what we're talking about here is would you rather be a sugar baby in a girlfriend experience or a cheap hooker I always opt for the cheap hooker oh how come I rather be a cheap hooker because it's not so invested you know what I mean it's like I just go through clients go on with the rest of my day you don't think you could do the boyfriend experience like simulate emotional connections oh wow it's exhausting
7:34 oh all right think about it when you're a sugar baby right like they give you an apartment they they give you this lavish lifestyle right but then like you actually have to pretend like you're the girlfriend yes she and then you have to like go on dates and hang out and like it's just to you get to know each other too I don't want to know this person is too much like I don't care about your ████ life it's like that Saudi guy who wanted to pay you to cook for him in an apron else yep it's too it's too personal way too personal wait but then so the cost of that is so high that you're willing to touch you're willing to like jerk off a guy because the cost of the trouble of talking to him emotion it's time commitment yeah if I'm getting paid the same amount like okay I rather ████ jack off a dude it takes 2 minutes it's just cuz you're too busy that's why you want to jack off a guy
8:25 he's got other customer I think when you're doing something physical you don't have to mean it but when you do the ████ emotional ████ you got to mean it but you have I know I did it I still know I did it but you got to do it like if you're emotional you could simulate emotion the other part is you have to do the dating and then you still have to ████ anyway no you don't it's it's either emotional it's emotional connection or physical jacket think about all the escorts you hear sometimes they talk about like sometimes when they go hang out with their their their clients they don't even have sex they just yeah but they're all lying they all ████ you think so no I'm just kidding it's no I'm just kidding different though yeah it's cuz now you're telling me I got to laugh at this dude's joke ████ I'll Jack him off ████ that dud i' rather Jack him off I think I'm a good date bro I think I'm a fun hang I'm
9:15 going I'm going dat I'm going that's where the room is split because I would rather simulate a connection than have to have come on my hand so I'm going to asking questions about people you know like hey but you need to get them to give you hard eyes yeah I could live with that I don't want to swallow C is that so much nobody swallowing come we're touching dick okay well you got me I'm I think I still don't want to touch I can't correct it and by the way and the picture I I painted it's Anonymous dick it's just a dick that comes into a hole Yeah but you have to hear them you have a lot of clients so you H soft penis too cuz it's soft what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get
10:06 two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our page Pon click the description below for full details what about so even in the situation where it's not coming through a hole like it's you're with a dude he's giving you the option he goes you're not leaving here until either I come or I fall in love with you he's very forceful he's very forceful cuz it's mad to M I'd rather have him come than to fall in love with okay let me I want you to come dude I swear you want see again I'm going to
10:56 break your heart I need you to come right now you guys are making this too cheap easy what if you had to hear him the whole time he's like oh yeah ████ yeah ████ yeah I would like that I would like that cuz I know I'm doing it right it's getting close I would like that that would be preferreds you less that's like having a starfinder yes this is right there but but Bart's worst nightmare is like I would hate for me to be jacking this guy off and him for to be completely silent have you ever tried finding a ████ stud with no stud finding I don't think it's the same dude I can't find it bar it's not going to be a stud finding it's already coming out the wall there's no stud finding there man you know where the stud is he's in your hand brother so you could live with the experience knowing that you jacked a dude off no I jack a dude off every night and it's called Joe I I think good at I think I would
11:48 get Le less PTSD jacking a guy off than to like close my eyes and I picture him looking at me with hard eyes what how do you think guys look at you when you're jacking them off like this looking at the ceiling oh you think he's going to look at the ceiling there's no way with a face like that with a face like that and he's like come on baby both hands with a body like that you think he's going to look at the ceiling yeah I'd rather have that than to spend hours ████ touching them ████ laughing with them and then we reach for the napkins together you do that with Gio I don't want to do that is is how you guys going oh it's cuz it's sacred huh that's why I I view dates is so much more casual than you ████ do yeah dude you guys are straight up weird on dates bro if you're with Gio you're you ████ we trying to get him to love you if you're with Gio you're doing this ████ try to get him to love you though
12:38 reaching for bread at the same time how do you get physical satisfaction or emotional emotional really yeah I so you going to let him ride on the back of your motorcycle and hold you like this you got to have a full date yeah yeah I'm willing to do that so I don't have to touch nothing I don't want touch he's touching you yeah I'm he's going to go hey put your ████ helmet on get the helmet off helmet while he's riding he's like dangerous it's making me hard do a wheelie stupid do a wheelie just this right here no and then you know what's going to happen he's going to lick your ear and you have to go stop it stop it you got to get him going I don't want to play cat and mouse with the ████ you got to get him going man again you guys are I'm jump off the bike you can't jump off the bike
13:28 he's not going to fall I thought you just talk to people on dates and just kick it you you get to know each other when you and Bart when when Bart and Joe go just go get dinner what's what you could oh that's a date or whatever the ████ I don't make Joel fall in love with me you don't know that you don't know that I'm just saying you could have a casual tie just like when you're just having dinner with your bro they're not going to be happy with that no yeah I don't give loveing make yeah you got to fall yeah it's seduction yeah we're not having a casual dat we're having a romantic okay when I went on my first date with Nikki I wasn't like trying that hard you guys are trying so ████ hard it's this is a dude though you got to he's saying but then they're trying hard on you don't you think dudes are easier to make you and we need to try hard cuz we have to we can't leave until they fall in love how would you do it then how would you make this guy fall in love with you Nick I think okay look if I'm reverse if I'm reversing this
14:18 situation right like you know guys like a chase you know what I mean they don't want it too easy I hey [Music] bro finally oh ████ it broke for Jason J sorry Jason channy's t-shirt damn I really broke the ████ out of that sorry it's okay be careful don't cut yourself wait so how would you do you you would play hard to get yeah I think that's the way to do it not hard to get but like you know just like a little a little cat M yeah just a little cat Mouse titty twist he man he likes it cuz look disgusting yeah okay my experience is when when I'm hollering at when I'm hollering at the homies when I'm yeah so my only experience I can think of is this gay dude that works at the gym and he always likes to flirt with me and stuff see you know what it's like I know what it's like and all I do is I just
15:08 crack jokes with him but then he's like oh my God you give him a little taste yeah he likes it oh is that that one dude what who he was there one time not at our gym dude who you talking about now I want to know who you're talking there's a guy that he thinks is thaty yeah yeah who are you thinking of describe right now I don't know anything no this has got really I saw someone at is he a Filipino guy with a big butt I thought I saw I thought I saw someone he was wearing a shirt under no circumstances are you going to pick the physical you're always going to go with emotional if that's the option yeah it is yeah I'm going to go with that emotional every time emotional every time okay I think I have a little more control but then emotional you can't leave until he falls in love so it could be 3 days 4 days 5 days I hey keep G I don't think I can get girls to fall in love with me in a day but I can get a
15:58 guy to fall in love with me hey bro I got that in the bag you kidding me I'm a I think I'm a fun H you think you'll be down to snuggle with the guy at night oh ████ snug yeah you have to snuggle I mean I'm going to I'm I'm going to use super and what are you going to do when he's grinding you with his hard dick in the middle of the not I'm not Mr Jo yeah yeah we're not double stroking this guy I'm done in 60 seconds dude hey low key this is what I'm going to do dude I'm 60 seconds I'll get my Miata again I'll go top down I think that's a panty dropper for guys dude you think rev the engine he's like whoa I'm like yeah dude I drive stick you know what if Nick gets away because as soon as he pulls up he falls in love and then it's like okay he loves you scenario over dude Nick just pulls up with his sunglasses what's up he's just like a
16:49 gay guys dream I feel like I could pull that off dude and you're going physical all every time no matter what it's just you can't be bothered dude in the scenario I chose I'm the come Man I'm The Finisher I'm doing hard and fast that's my method you're the come guy you're the come I was the ████ busted me guy so we're we're two to four on this one interesting we're split yeah we're split two to four I like it I need to protect my heart I can't fall love with me bro I think I can totally emotionally manipulate my way out of that room I think I can too I don't think I can jack my way out I don't think I can do that for girls my heart I can do that with guys not my hands my hands have done dirty things I don't mind yeah but I didn't protect my heart man I think I know what guys like bro you know I yeah
17:39 I think you do I I really believe I agree with Joe I don't think you have to do that much I really don't think I do I think you have a lot of qualities that like are pretty gay already honestly from the grinder from my experience on grinder the grinder ████ I got to leg up on all you guys yeah but those guys are trying to ████ you man they want to ████ you good honestly they fell in love with me that guy's name was ████ Dum he said he he loved me dude he said I was hot do you think you can do you think you what do what do you think is easier for you what making a straight guy come or making a gay guy fall in love with you wait what dude that's good that's hard say that again can you a easier for you making a straight guy come or making a gay guy fall in love with me making a gay guy fall in love with me absolutely right I'm not going to make a straight guy come that's crazy well plus he's a straight guy how the ████ is he going to come it's hard but you can do it can
18:29 make this straight guy come it's harder for you making a straight guy fall in love with you or making a lesbian come oh oh yeah I think I can make I think I can make a lesbian com that's a b honestly 50/50 down the middle dud 50/50 down the middle I could make myself lesbian probably 70 7030 toward what was the first scenario again a straight making a straight guy fall in love with you or making a lesbian comp I think 7030 straight guy fall in love with me 7030 30% uh potential to make it's a straight guy what are you going to do I think I can make a straight guy fall in love with you're turning a straight guy gay basically and or making a gay or just love me as a person that's don't be bending the rules
19:19 I'm just asking no I'm asking for clarification romantically love you you're romantically yeah where he goes holy ████ I'm gay for you lesbians lesbians are straight chicks who are playing hard to get in my opinion I think I think H Lord I don't think I can make a straight guy fall in love with me like that you don't think so like jokingly yeah the answer is yeah but seriously I could make lesbians cream all day cuz I look like one that's a good answer can I say that as my answer I'm sure that's all lesbians want is a straight guy that just looks like them that's true that's good one that's a good one I like that to them I'm just a lady boy do you really think you could get a lesbian to bro I look like a Hawaiian lesbian Auntie so you don't think you do anything what do you mean like how do you physically how do you I eat a ████ ████ out but how do you it'll be over I'll ████ eat a ████ out that's it the way that he Shrugged that
20:09 he said that I'll e her ████ out ████ works that's magic every time yeah you think it would work i' ████ smack that ████ like that we they'll ████ pull on a piig teals how would you get like let's say you let's say then you did it and they're like wow you did it joei ████ came and now they're like but can you make this straight guy fall in love with you could you do that what is this PO yeah I look like a Hawaiian Auntie so from both perspectives you look like something else this prompt this prompt is like a maze that we just went all over the ████ place I like that we're not on the same page though that's that's a good we just put the room ask question we're just a big ████ agreeable Circle Jer true man dude yeah we don't agree on everything
21:00 hey sub's been a little too quiet over there dude I don't like how quiet you been sub would you stroke a man off no no in no circumstances no circumstances what mm- what not even one time no no you're not going to even try once no what if he was wearing what if he's wearing a Maga hat easier or harder would you would you stroke a guy off if everybody in Lina gets their house back no damn dude damn bro damn dude my bad you won't even stroke a dude to save your ████ I don't want to stroke a dick you wouldn't double-handed stroke a guy off into your mouth to save all the houses it'll make the fire had never happened if you just stroke this guy off if you stroke off the time wait why is it all me why why why why is your fragile sexual ego so important to you
21:52 people yeah dude you're saving tons of people I do it yeah I would have do it different we know J you ████ you doing it not worth a blade of Hawaiian grass
// end of tape