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0:00 Previously on JK News, we talked about how there was a lot of the issues with people misusing databases. Like police officers misusing databases, misusing like police equipment in order to stalk women for example. >> Not even misusing, abusing. >> Abusing. And so that's exactly what happened in this story from Florida. This deputy got fired and arrested after he met he used two police databases to track down and dangerously chase a woman that he met on the set of Apple TV's Bad Monkey. So you know police detail are often brought in um >> Yeah. >> to just, you know, provide security on onset. Normal stuff. This cat sees this girl come in and he's like, "Oh, I didn't know we're having models here today." >> I [snorts] don't I would do that too. >> you probably >> Killer opening line. Killer opening

0:51 line. And then she was immediately she's 27 years old. She was immediately like kind of like, "Oh ████ this is going to suck." >> Her spidey sense went off probably, yeah. >> And so they were onset for a couple of weeks and she said that he's constantly hitting her up and talking to her. And he's married. And so he finally got the gumption to ask her for her Instagram. He's like, "Yo, can I get your number like Insta or whatever?" And she's like, you know, she ends up telling one of the deputies later she's like, "What was I going to say? Like he's doing security. I was already sussed out by the guy but I was like, 'Fine, here's my Instagram.'" And he's like, "Oh ████ you're kind of famous on Instagram." cuz she has like a following on Instagram. >> It's got to be a loser. >> Yep. And then he's he's DMing her. But before they left the set of Bad Monkey, it was like the last day. He's like, "Hey, I'm going to pull you over." And she's like, "What are you talking about?" He's like, "Yeah, I'm going to

1:41 pull you over um later." >> He thinks he's Rico Suave, dude. >> Right. He thinks he's being like slick. So what he does is he actually uses their database system to I don't remember what it's called off the top of my head but basically he he's able to use all their their flock cameras that they have in that area to find where the hell she is and he actually cuts off a tanker truck >> Wow. >> in order to pull her over. >> So romantic. >> I know, right? And this tanker truck you could there's like police cam footage of this tanker truck being like, "What the f███?" >> [laughter] >> This guy's a freak, man. >> And so then he pulls her over and she's like immediately she says as soon as she saw the police siren, she knew it was this guy. >> That's ████ scary, man. >> That's the comfortability of these ████ guys, man. >> Yeah, dude. >> I would have just kept driving.

2:31 >> You think? >> Oh, yeah. >> And then >> Get Rodney Kinged. >> Well, because if you get other squad cars coming, then he has to explain to his ████ co- >> Well, that's what the problem though. He didn't have any probable cause to pull her over and he had he admitted it on camera. So like, you know, they they sit him down, they make him real comfortable. One of the deputies sits him down and like, "Hey, look. I've been there, you know, you you know, you're you're with your wife and your little bored and like you meet this like chick and you're just like, you know, being cool." He's like, "Yeah, man." He just made him real comfortable. I can't believe this guy's falling for like these police tactics. >> Own the tactics that you learn. >> And then he ended up copping to it. He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "I used the database thing like maybe once." And then he ended up they ended up finding out he did it four times. >> To four different girls? >> No, no, no. Four times to the same girl. >> So now this guy's going to lose his job and go to jail and then everyone's going to whoop his ass in jail and >> He got arrested in front of his wife and kids.

3:21 >> Oh. >> Scumbag, dude. >> He also um >> What a piece of ████ dude. >> Well, how fine is this girl though? >> She must be fine, bro. >> Worth risking it all. >> They fogged her picture. >> Aw, boo. >> You know what the problemo is? The problemo is I relate to the ████ inside of him. >> [laughter] >> You know like you ever get you guys ever been there where you see like especially in the whole like Asian club scene, you see the hottest girl you've ever seen in your whole life and you know there's those photographers and they're going to post the images from that night, right? And you just go, "Where is she? Where is she?" So, it's that energy. But, then when you have that energy and you put that into a police officer with hella authority, that's when you're ████ >> you got like a gun on your hip, and you have the actual ████ cop car that can pull cars over. >> Yeah, that's the part cuz that in- the inside of him, I understand, I've been

4:11 there. >> Yeah. >> But, then when you're the f███- when you can just pull people over, ████ >> And he's obviously not at her level if she had no interest whatsoever. >> But, he thinks he was. >> He thinks he was Rico Suave. >> he was cool as ████ >> I mean, delusion is delusion, right? >> Yeah. >> Or the second she actually does go like, "All right, here's my IG." because she feels uncomfortable, he's not sensing uncomfort- discomfort, right? He's just like >> probably doesn't have a lot of experience. >> Yeah, it's just a dub to him. >> He might have like the- what is it called? Like the male adult Asperger's where they just don't read signs at at all. >> Yep. >> And they're just like, "I'm ████ the ████ I'm cool." >> I'm going to I'm going to defend >> this cop real quick. >> Please. >> Yeah, because you guys are hive-minded. >> Um I was going to ask how hot she is. >> Sir, good luck in your campaign. >> [laughter] >> You know, girls never know what they

5:01 want. >> Oh, until guys show them. >> Yeah, and um the problem here >> [laughter] >> is if he was hot, it would have been all good. >> So, if he's Brad Pitt >> Yeah, there's a double standard. So, what he did is not- it's not wrong if he was hot. >> if he's Brad Pitt and he's still pulling her over it's not creepy? I think it's still creepy. >> No, if it's Brad Pitt or Jason Momoa, she's like, "Oh my god, I've been waiting for this moment." >> I agree. You guys know who uh Kim Kardashian's like ████ bodyguard is? >> Mhm. >> Uh look up Kim Kardashian bodyguard Asian cop guy. I think I think that that's her bodyguard, and I think he's a active LAPD guy. I think if he pulled over any chick, I think all chicks would be fine with it. >> Also though, like if you're Brad Pitt looking >> I think he's an Asian dude. >> When you're Brad Pitt looking and a girl

5:51 shows up, you're not going to be like, "I didn't know there were models on set." >> Exactly. >> That's what I was saying. Brad Yeah, Brad Pitt looking people carry themselves differently. [laughter] >> A Brad Pitt looking person could just be like, "Good morning." >> act like ████ dorks. >> Yeah. >> What the ████ >> Who brought the models? >> Ooh la la, what do we have here? >> [laughter] >> Hey, but you know what? For real though, those those Film L.A. guys, a lot of them are off-duty cops when you have to hire them. You know, like we would get those permits all the time cuz we would have parties at the house in Hollywood and that's the way to skirt around noise complaints. People can't make them cuz your party classifies as a shoot. So, we do it all time. Those fools, they're straight-up cops and they're just chilling there at the house. They'd be hitting on everybody. >> Damn. >> Those guys are thirsty. >> You know what's funny? It's There's this like um

6:42 that stigma of a guy in uniform, right? Or not stigma, but there's that that trope where like girls like guys in uniform. >> Uh-huh. >> But there's some guys they're like they're not talking about that guy. >> [laughter] >> They're talking about that guy in uniform. And then sometimes a guy that is hideous, they put on a uniform, they're like, >> I'm that guy. >> I'm that guy. No, no, no, no, not you. They're talking about >> Every cop saw I'm him. >> This cab art? >> No, no, no, no, that means damn, what the >> You You ████ up by asking Steve to do something technological. >> Listen, it's my HP Envy, pal. >> Bro. >> Why don't you just use a Mac like everybody else? >> I don't use >> I hate Apple stuff. >> But you're named after ████ Steve Jobs. >> No, I It's a It's a It's >> [laughter] >> crazy. >> So, do your job, Steve. >> They're named after Steve Buscemi. >> It's called irony, Joe. >> [laughter] >> I know, but then I just think you should sometimes just

7:33 fit in where you should be. >> I like Ryan just sitting there being like, "I don't use a Mac." >> [laughter] >> But he's Omicron. He's known as a technological god. He's He's known as a technological buffoon. >> [laughter] >> He can't even ████ >> Okay, put I put a link in the I put a link in the group. >> A link of a technological buffoon? >> The [laughter] The crypto king. >> A technological buffoon? >> the link in the >> I'm pretty good at crypto, so. >> Oh, it's not it's not connected to your phone or whatever? >> Look at this ████ man. >> Dude, I just [laughter] want you to remember all the times he had to walk you through moving your crypto. >> [laughter] >> That's true. That's true, by the way. If it's crypto stuff, I can >> Do it like a like a thing >> Google Google Tim Chung. >> Technological buffoon. >> T I M space >> Dude, that's so funny. >> No, I'm not. No, I'm not a technological >> go. Turn it off. Turn it off. >> T I M space C H U N G.

8:23 >> But he's still trying hella hard. [laughter] This guy better This guy better be fine as ████ >> He's fine, dude. >> He better be so hot. >> Better be the hottest guy we've ever ████ seen. >> [laughter] >> nothing to this conversation. >> We didn't try this hard looking up the hot girl. >> And No, no. And that ugly ass Asian chick yesterday, never seen this dude before. >> That mother What the ████ >> No. No. Tim Chung. No E. >> [laughter] >> No. Take the E out. I didn't say E. >> The ████ is that? >> [laughter] >> Tim Chung >> Like this ████ Google? Oh, this guy. >> How you going to be a model and a cop? >> Oh, that guy. That guy. >> I don't know who this guy is. >> I've seen this guy before. >> So, pick Okay, that cop picture right there. >> This guy? >> Yes. I believe he's Kim Kardashian's bodyguard. And if this ████

9:13 pulls you over, I think all girls will have their panties all dripping wet. >> No, all girls are going to be like, I didn't know a gay guy is going to pull me over. >> He just Yeah, he does >> He looks like he's in 98°. >> He's on that threshold where it's like you're so fine that you look like a gay guy. >> [laughter] >> But yeah, I think if it was I think if it was him, I think it'd be fine. But then if it's like a hideous dude, then yeah, the guy is >> [laughter] >> Dude, we spent so long >> All that just to reiterate that point? >> Yo, >> [laughter] >> I have to see how hot this guy is. >> You couldn't have just pulled up You want me to be a mayor? I'll be a mayor then. >> You're Yeah, you're You're running for mayor? >> No, I'm not running for mayor. >> You couldn't have pulled up You could have just searched hot cops? >> [laughter] >> Had to be this particular guy? >> You technological buffoon. >> [laughter] >> No, I'm not. >> Tech buffoon, dude. >> That ████ took like 5 minutes. >> [laughter] >> But we could have been talking about

10:04 ████ abuse of power. >> No, this is going to be my favorite video of the day though. We better see a massive spike at the end of this video just like >> We will. >> Make this guy the thumbnail of the video so we can get clicks. >> Oh, hell yeah, dude. >> Like I said, this guy got arrested, charged with a felony, um misusing police assets. But all But now he's going through some stupid um course basically where he's going to He's going to get all forgiven. >> So he'll get reinstated? >> No, no, no. >> Paid suspension. >> Won't be fired. He won't be fired. >> He won't be. >> Won't be unfired. He will just have to go through this community service ████ >> going to go to another department. >> little slap on the wrist. >> That'll just give him more access to camera. >> Well, no, no, no, he's not a cop anymore. >> But like what's the commu What if the community service is surveillance? >> [laughter] >> Damn, that sucks. >> Yeah, it sucks. >> Was it a crime to want a woman?

10:55 >> Yeah, is it a crime to notice models are on set? >> I wish he did any of that. He called her a shiny thing by the way. He was very weird in this police interview, yeah. He was like >> Why does he got boomer like kind of tactics? >> Yeah. >> I like the idea of a Brad Pitt looking dude being like, "Oh, I didn't know there were models coming." >> Just like saying all the dumbest ████ >> Guys like that don't even need rizz. >> Well, he's married and you know, he's a woman somehow ████ fell into this ████ so >> He's trying so hard. >> There we go, guys. Keep shooting your shot because no matter what, if a loser like him can [snorts] still get it. >> Yeah, cops never Cops never miss. >> And you're only a criminal if you get caught.

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