0:00 well jungle a prisoner jungle Cruz has two janky animatronics though that like like the hippopotamus is like like they've never moved like that in nature ever like in seeing this guy moving fluidly I'd [Music] like all right best Disney ride go ooh best Disney ride Space mountains obviously up there uh I like I like Peter Pan oh man we knew you were gay oh the pirate no you you you got you got to have different categories right Kitty rides Peter Pan is the best Kitty ride I think I don't think I've ever done that one are they I think they are no way I think I like cars dude cars is that a kitty ride cars is impressive cuz there's like there's a story and then
0:50 you ████ go on the sideways thing I like the Pirates and Buzz Light Year cuz you can shoot have you been to the Toy Story Midtown Mania that one's fun no it sucks dude hey ████ ████ you dog were you like were you like the carousel dude there's this ball on a string and you got to ████ like jerk off and to shoot you know what I'm talking about okay you know sounds like something that you'd be pretty good at I I am pretty good at wait what P like this he's like but that's that's what you have to do right high score high score high score I think it's fun it's 3D interactive okay Space Mountain is definitely up there and what's the what's the rail oh Indiana Jones Andy oh Big Thunder Mountain yeah big Big Thunder Mountain's sick cuz it has a higher kill count bro I always think about that ████ where you ████ you dip your head I take it back it's not Space Mountain it's California
1:41 screaming the one with the loop with the Mickey Mouse that one the best one is that in Disneyland or is it it's California Adventure hey the new Star Wars rides are pretty Fire have you been to the the one where they they're mean to you it's like uh like the battle of the galactic or whatever they're like they're in character and they're like they call you you Rebel scum and they're like mean to you and ████ oh that's that one it's like Indie but it's like Star Wars yeah I've seen it but I hadn't been on it that ████ is TI you should go I think you would love it the set design is pretty cool something Ryan would but I don't like the new movies but it's fine do you think the best ride is like a classic one or like a newer one well one Disney park guest got so enthusiastic during It's a small world that they took off all their clothes oh I heard about this but he was in his underwear right was he drunk yeah you can't be doing that on a kid's no I think there was he
2:32 was on something or something like people were like oh he's on a mushroom trip he's on Salia we don't know dude people on mushroom trips don't do that my favorite thing was like the ████ conservative pages that were just saying he was just liberal crazy liberal it's like that's the only thing look at these liberals this a Quick Clip but here's here's homie it's a small minimiz exited it for some reason it's turning on you dude and go oh no that guy is butt naked that's it that's over well there was a lot of clips of him like around I hope he didn't break the ride he didn't they shut it down for 3 hours though while they dealt with that's one of my favorite rides though is it well I haven't been to Disneyland in like 10 years yeah it's very nostalgic but when I was a kid um we had to do that that
3:23 was like the first thing to do cuz that set off like the Disneyland feeling right I had like a I had a whole system like a DJ and it was going there then it was going to Toontown to get the autographs yep right and then getting this feeling oh my oh yeah God see look when you're a kid you fantasize about doing this not naked though is it funny when you hear the song in different languages he looks ████ up we don't know what he's on or anything like that what do you guys think he's on I don't know man probably Democratic beliefs yeah are there professional CNN Disney tacklers huh I wish there was professional Disney tack they got their own jail they have Disney cops and Disney secret police but they never seem to do like anything when
4:14 s███'s really hit in the fat his ass like like the Toontown fight when there was like two families like ding out there was nobody there to do anything but you know what it is though I was watching the quartering and it's Biden's America it's all adjacent dude it's all right next to each other hey you know what dang dude but I it is a sucky thing for your kid to have to see that like how do you explain like if ta was like what's he doing what's your explanation there's a I'm like some people are just crazy was he that's what I say well taica sees his dad in his underwear like all the time dancing outside the same ████ it's like he's doing what you're doing Dad was he there by himself or like is there a backstory cuz I saw this everywhere and all nobody knows dude he looks like he's by himself nobody wants to claim him no one wants to yeah he came with friends but after they they saw what he did they're like all right
5:04 let's get out of here it's funny like to hear all the people's different angles and how they all keep trying to tell him to stop it's like he's not going to stop like he's like come on man don't I just need some reason in my life I need someone to tell me what what I'm doing wrong like as it he's so ████ high though but if he was doing that on the jungle cruise right nobody would bat and KN oh it's a part of the thing yeah it's mowgly yeah what rides could he have done this Indiana Jones yep yep maybe Pirates well jungle a prisoner jungle Cruz has two janky animatronics though that s███'s like ████ like the hippopotamus is like like they've never moved like that in nature ever like can seeing this guy moving fluidly I'd like should they start having Chuck-E-Cheese rules for Disneyland like fames only if you don't have a kid you can't come in and then
5:54 like oh CH has that rule yeah but then no college kids could come any why would you want them at Disneyland a lot of people go to Disneyland by themselves yo yeah that's weird lot of people you think that's weird I think that's weird weird they don't got friends and ████ probably dog well cuz it's a place where there's children it's a cult dude Disney's a cult I got a buddy who goes to movies alone and I'm always like that's weird yeah I do that that's weird that is weird what was the last movie you saw by yourself we do that for ROM like going to the restaurant alone I watched the boy in the Heron by myself at 400 p.m. nobody's in the theater and I'm just going in there and I'm chilling dude it's like so relaxing was a good time yeah it was great it was a great movie cuz I could focus more when there's yeah cuz there's no minorities talking yeah that's why that's why he's like avoiding all the people of color that talk during movies it's cheaper in
6:45 the daytime and like I don't know it's just a nicer like experience when you're just going by yourself but would you go to Disneyland by yourself huh hell no dude A lot of people do go by themselves you're all right that's weird I hate Disneyland did I tell you guys how much I hate Disneyland no why why do you hate it bro I have beef with Disneyland you grew up you wait he used to work at Disneyland that's why oh we were so as porotic we were hired as like temporary employ okay for the event I thought you like at the b car we have this whole beef with them where we performed like every weekend for Electronica which is like their Tron theme at Disney California so the whole routine is like they take us to the back lot and we have this employee area where it looks like Bungalows and stuff it's like dead as ████ and then they walk us through there to the inside of the park and it's like
7:37 wow it's so colorful so you the background of of where Disneyland is or California it's like it looks super corporate it's like very like grayed out and then when you go into the park it's all like such a big contrast right so we performed at the thing like every weekend and there was this one time where we brought our girlfriends and they were totally cool with that like you just need a little sticker to get into the back employ area and so in California Adventure you can buy drinks you can walk around with drinks and they're they're cool with that right and so the girlfriends had drinks we didn't have any drinks we had just got done performing and we all walked backstage together and then the girls accidentally brought the drinks back to the employee area which they're not supposed to do but we didn't know that cuz we you know we were just like whatever and the security guy that was there didn't stop them he was just like whatever they walk through and then um once one of the
8:29 Disney employees saw that there was alcohol on our table when we were like already done with our show we're changing they're like oh you can't have that here oh no I have to call my Superior and then the superior guy came and then he got super mad cuz he thought we were the ones that were drinking on the job which is like so they imagined a different scenario yeah so it's it's like immediate termination they like blacklisted us and we're like what the ████ like we're trying to explain to them that we didn't know and we but they think you're a bunch of liar they thought we were drinking like as we were performing so they so because the guy didn't want to look bad at doing his job because realistically the security guy ████ up he's not supposed to allow anybody with drinks back there but he ████ up but I don't think Disney wants to take it like it sounds like all the staff wanted to blame it on you so none of and we didn't even drink either so that's the crazy thing so and you don't
9:19 even really have girlfriends you guys like virgins and ████ yeah exactly ████ nerds really straight edge forever yeah but after that happened I saw how like nobody at Disney wanted to take blame for something that I think that they ████ up on and so it made me go like dude there's some ████ up ████ going on in in like back there where I'm like I never want to go to Disneyland unless it's like with someone new or whatever and I never want to work for Disney like ever damn that sucks that that Su D cuz that's just like one or two departments yeah yeah it's just weird how they don't treat you like like oh let's try to hear you out like instead it's like no we're not going to take blame for this it's like you ████ ████ up and we're going to so from that moment you guys just got fired and the Tron show had to shut down just from that yeah like well I mean they could have got like Jaa walkies our act got
10:09 cut but the laser guy still did his thing cuz there was laser guy yeah it was like this whole show it was like points at everybody dude working for Disney versus going to Disneyland two completely different experiences I heard a lot of people working for them say hm not a great company I know a lot of people don't like working for them that's like Amazon too right buying things off of Amazon versus working for Amazon horrible I technically worked for dis dude it felt like an evil Corporation dude yeah I technically worked for them because they bought Maker Studios and then like I was working there so it was really weird but they definitely um didn't really care about us did you did you get to see Bob Iger and go ████ you ████ I didn't say ████ you cuz he was buying the company at the time and that would been really weird did he just get called out for something recently on Twitter or no it was Elon he was saying ████ you Bob AER
11:02 ████ off you try to extort me dude I'm telling you dude they're evil man this s███'s crazy I never want to buy into that Disney you know but evil companies have the best products dude they do like Amazon dude that's the best thing Disneyland is the best thing like if they told me in-n-out's evil I'm like of course it's delicious why wouldn't they be makes sense wouldn't be able to afford ████ in this world I'm not a big Bill Gates guy cuz he like put a lot of people out of business in the 90s like like and he loved it and like ████ was an ████ you love windows but I use PC nonstop like I'm a total hypocrite cuz didn't he like something with Xerox or something like that oh dude I hate how evil you are and how you make life so exible for the poorest people there's a balance so what happened with the experience with Disney and uh and maker oh um I mean it
11:55 was it was like basically they slowly swallowed maker like a snake swallowing a a ████ crocodile but in a good way no and then the snake like basically explodes when the crocodile falls out dead that's basically what happened they didn't know what to do s like dise they didn't know what to do with it they basically it it was a fugazi basically and they didn't realize it well we'll find out more in your book right [Music] yeah
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