0:00 if they make it so easy for me to make fun of them how can they expect me to respect that exactly dude if you're reading the definition of what you are other people are laughing that's not good [Laughter] [Music] all right I'm going to teach you guys something brand new today that you probably haven't heard anyone but I've heard it we'll see about that we'll see there's something called fictosexuality do you know about that yes what is it it's some ████ ████ it's new I was researching for hosting too it's not fair it's this PVP host versus host explain it better than right go is this some new ████ it's part of the lgbtqia what is called fictusexual yeah what do you think they're into fake sex
0:51 oh yeah like fiction sex like they want to ████ Sailor Moon or something yeah yes yeah ficto sexual yeah so it's it's people who have a they have a sexual or they um they're into fictional characters so that's a thing that's everybody you like Jessica Rabbit dude big whoop yeah Minnie Mouse well that I get but it's not just being sexually attracted it's being romantically attractive yeah like Halle Berry has storms so they're attached who doesn't want to bust nuts on Earth but it's not about it's not only about busting nuts but you want to marry this so they're attaching yourself no they make characters in Ai and they like ████ have relationships with them like Cersei Lannister I want to marry Cersei Lannister but that's not even her real name but you only want to marry her if she's your sister but you know I want to marry her a seriously Lannister because the actress I don't want to marry yeah
1:41 see and when she cut her hair short I was so turned off same bro yeah I was out and when I found out what a hippie she is and she doesn't shave her pits in real life yeah I don't like that I don't like the real one I'm out in Victor sexuality you can marry a fictional character you can actually like you marry the thing on the screen yeah that's cool but what up Cersei lattices I want to marry you well don't matter about that they they'd post on like Reddit and stuff and like these people just don't understand they're like I'm in a ficto sexual relationship and like like talking about their family or friends or whatever and then they're like expecting everyone to sympathize but like mostly it's just mentally ill people who are that way too who are like that's ████ up that's crazy yeah seriously but it's not crazy so they're attaching themselves to the lgbtq yeah that's what their flag looks like do you think the people in the lgbtq are like a colorblind test I don't think you have
2:32 it I absolutely but I don't think they have a choice I think they have some of the gay lesbian folks are like what are you talking about the gay lesbian people got co-opted years ago yeah and like they all have to deal with you know all the extra ████ yes I think it's because they added Q which is queer which is like sexual deviancy or whatever is this sexual deviant or is this just like mental illness well anything that's not heterosexual is considered like sexuality but then you open up the crazy yeah Q doesn't just cover that because they added like three more letters this year yeah the it's really the um you know the T1 what's T trans oh gender that has I think you know whether you're if you're a lesbian and they go well my penis is a vagina and it's like well cool I'm a lesbian so like that doesn't do anything for me actually but then like you have to identify and or at
3:23 least understand that this is what this is I think that's what ████ things up for actual really nice people who are gay or lesbian who are like trying to be pressured into things that they are not into yeah it's like taken away from their cause and adding things to their cause that they never asked for yeah they never asked yeah because I I don't see how this would be anywhere involved with lgbtq that kind of fuss with this well here's the hard part about it is that I mean lgbtq by Design is inclusive yeah so if you say hey here's my sexuality I'm now part of this who are they to deny that but what do these people want what are the the fiction yeah but they ████ they want to be recognized as a section but the AIS can't say no what an application it's unconsensual this is the fallacy of treating gay people like it's a fetish yeah
4:14 because now they they're forced to accept all fetishes which is not fair to them it's not the same realm it is ████ and it's but it's all honestly what the Conservative Christian right we're doing to gay people if you paid attention during the 1990s and 2000s they were treating it like well you're just a sexual deviant and you have a fetish yeah they're like a dirty pervert you're a dirty pervert and then and then now the LGBT movement right they're deal or at least the lesbians and gays are forced to accept like even like out here sexual deviancy as part of their movement and that's not what they're about like I like if you know people who are gay or lesbian that is not what they're about and that's the most frustrating thing it's the most frustrating thing about about observing this is they have to accept like furries the furries are the guys in the ████ dog masks or like crawling in a gay
5:05 parade and like they're like that's not what it's about you know what I mean like it's the most fascinating thing but what's also scary too is they're probably like a few letters away from adding P to it like pedophiles and then now everything is ████ yeah you know what I mean because they're slowly already trying to move it over right pedophiles isn't there anymore it's uh it's different sexually uh like younger attractive something like that yeah minor China yeah they're already moving it over it but they're not they're not look they're not the gay gay lesbians are not they're not doing it yeah yeah they're being yeah so uh just so just so you know that's the tip of the iceberg on just Victor sexuality one interesting thing about fixed sexuality is you can fit to sexually be attracted to men in the fiction world but not in the real world
5:56 so it's like that's like that Black Mirror where they like ████ each other as homies exactly look I think that's I think that's totally fine if you want to do that that's fine but also yeah shut up shut up about because what's the difference between that and a guy or a woman who's in love with their sex doll at home right I mean that is I don't think that should be a flag that flies in the U.S embassy let me tell you let me tell you or they could they could marry their door yeah you can you can be married yeah 100 and that's fine bro hey you could do whatever let me read I don't think you can marry door in America though only your couch as Nick would say shut up you have to go to Lowe's here's here's the list these are all the sexualities underneath fictive sexuality so once you reach this little category there's like 15 of them okay let me read them to you so just so you know yeah
6:48 yeah so there's an animate sexual which is an attraction to anime or Manga characters that's clear and there's sexual cartoon sexual is you're attracted to cartoons book low sexual it's a character in a novel okay visual novel sexual which is graphic novel sexual probably there's gamosexual from games imagine okay well Tifa from Final Fantasy I get so these things already existed they're just they're just making them they're just putting a label on things that already existed yeah but you have to understand that each one of these people that fall into these categories demand the same amount of respect what is the respect that they're looking for dude would you ████ Laura crafts I would yeah that's respect respect but it's not that would you ████ it's would you romantically devote yourself to this Laura Croft if that's what you want to do you could go and be
7:38 monogamous with her and ████ Laura craft but if somebody else said that they were married to her I'd be like I'm ████ your wife then oh ████ what happens then dude now you're like I guess I'm then you've entered another chapter of fanfic with that person and then you're like holy ████ Laura Croft is a ████ she's banging everybody yeah and then I'm in a lawsuit I can't believe she's banging me and adding all these musters so there's there's also something called imagine sexual which is your attraction is to a fictional character that has no image okay cool all right like an audio audiobook character that's like anti-imaginish how do you do that I'm imagining something that has no nothing there's these people need to clean their room dude go for a walk in resexual which is attraction to live action TV show characters oh c-sexual which is an
8:29 attraction too I love Orange County this just sounds like fandom imagine the guy writing this article too by the way this just this is what when you're a fan of something and you want to ████ them really bad like they're just putting a label on it it's nothing new dude I wanted to ████ um uh Mortal Kombat characters when I was a kid Katana yeah Sonia Blake get me yeah give me it so then there's come on I got a blade for Sonia blah you're attracted to monster characters okay oh I thought you meant Dominic Toretto there's tobusexual we're packing the vampire character okay cool spectrosexual which is the ghost okay uh Nico sexual which is the cat cute cat characters um that goes into Furious and you have
9:20 sexual which is you're attracted to human animal hybrid characters multi multifitino is you're attracted to a mix of exclusive fictional characters which is like uh being attractive exclusively to two out of the 15 of these but in this but by this definition like most of the world have been ████ Victor sexual at some point in their life I don't need a label for it again we're not talking or again not talking about jerking it to it we're talking about having a feeling of like I want to marry this and I and I'm now imagining myself but this is you believe that's your wife yeah yeah I had that to one of the ████ characters on ████ Full House when you were a DJ no her friend no no the other the redhead Michelle
10:10 Hey DJ was kind of bad though she was holy she was only guest starring once in a while but I don't know I think she's brunette actually but this is also for someone that's like ████ 27 working at Phil's Coffee and ████ so it's it's a it's an actual real lifestyle it's not like oh I have this feeling it's like that's your actual sexuality so it's basically like those when we when we watch reality TV of people marrying a train station or a ████ doorknob no that's exactly it so that's all this is yeah they just they're just us when we were in fifth grade ████ having a big crush on a TV character but they haven't grown out of that because they're 30 something and they're still sticking that but I think what they want is they want their demanding acknowledgments
11:00 it's a fetish like me and my ████ paper girlfriend is as legit as you and your wife you want to go on a double date paper girlfriend's gonna sit right next to me and say her name ████ this is when shame is a good thing exactly and bullying God forbid the last one is a doozy so this last one is called aliosexual you're that means you're attracted to somebody who sees themselves as a fictional character okay shut the ████ so like let's say I this is like Nikki tell me about a dream for too long all right I checked out this is what a fiction kin is fiction kin is a term that means like if I say oh I'm fictionkin that means I identify as a fictional character and at that and if you're attracted to me that makes you aliosexual these people need to go pick
11:50 up ████ trash off the side of the freeway bro these people needed this loser loner Walmart dropper and then turn around go away bro they should oh they should do literally literally any cause any cause any cause besides this go into that yeah go do that how many of them are I respecter that are seriously about this life dude this first of all but to coalesce this with LGB stuff is whack that's whack this is fetish ████ yeah to me they're more like furries and cosplayers and like and like to feel like you need to be acknowledged for like why do you feel like you know just respect them difficult is that I'm gonna if I see one who's a fictitious hey shut up Ken just sexual yeah yeah dude that's kind of hot
12:41 they should be thrown into a trash can immediately if they make it so easy for me to make fun of them how can they expect me to respect that exactly dude if you're reading the definition of what you are other people are laughing that's not good how do you know that it's not us that's behind yeah because we're not because because they have to ████ put this out there well I'm sorry I'll come out as you are.com yeah that's come out as you already comes is this old-fashioned is thinking this way old-fashioned this ain't mainstream according to them we are we're pieces of ████ yeah sure sure I also eat meat dude I'm sure that's ████ up to them too yeah what do you want me to do yeah you know what it's fine sometimes things are whack this is a great thing about America though this is the good thing about America and the really bad thing you thought Thomas Jefferson thought this was gonna happen
13:31 that's the best dude that's the best yeah George Washington is like what is happening I'm Jefferson [Music]
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