0:00 [Music] welcome back to an episode of careful boys that you will not soon forget because it it will be very creepy for some of you seeing this this is a question that I'm glad we um in which I'm glad we have Colleen and Steve here because I want to know if anything like this white people yes well just the whites the trash whites this is something that I felt just you wait your H your dad had a bunch of boxes just because he was a hoarder doesn't mean we were trash we were I'm trash and I can tell trash trash knows trash game knows game that's not true are you trash are you trash or no he's wrong raised in trash birthed in trash as well I was I was definitely not raised in trash you raised in trash i' like to see photos okay I'll show you photos yeah do you have a trailer parked in your driveway I had house I had house was there a trailer parked in front of the house do
0:50 you know who Kid Rock is sure don't ████ sure don't was that convincing enough she calls them Tex sure don't there's a thing think that's kind of been uh it's kind of been moving around the Asian Community where a lot of Asian people are realizing that this was normalized as a kid so I want to know if this in any way transcends to what you grew up with it might you never know depending on how you know me when you were kids like little kids you three did any grown-ups ever as a joke touch your in your peee yeah okay what right Anthony J We're instantly confused even as a kid as a joke what's the setup I would run around and then just be like look at my peepe okay yeah
1:41 did any grownups ever frame this is a joke and then proceed to do if there's good setup did that ever happen flick it or not not not in my uh immediate family but in my friends it sounds worse it sounds worse uh but it's actually better so not in my friends family but in my Korean homies families it was very normal and it was almost like cuz they don't have this like um I don't know if this I don't know I don't know if like molestation is a problem or whatever but they don't really have that it's not a problem that's what you're so they'll be like like like a older dude would just come next to you and be like hey you look bigger than last year let's see and you'll like squeeze oh it is bigger you're grown into a young man thank you so cont that's normal that's normal you
2:33 never had anything like this I mean stuff like that didn't happen to me no no but no your p PE went untouched for your whole childhood I mean don't say it like that he got laid no crazy thing the crazy thing is growing up Asian even in America grown-ups would just do that for as a joke yeah and that happened to me a lot too and then I think once those that thing started getting out there in comments a lot of non- Asian people would chime in and be like what the ████ are you kidding like that's not sexualized it's not sexualized that's that's that's why it's not like I mean yeah it's inappropriate but it's more like it's not as bad I think cuz it's not the same thing as going oh look at you getting so big the same thing yeah why can't they do that and not touch because I don't know it's there ████ I know that's the thing that's why I know it unbelievable they could do that but
3:23 not they'll do that in front of your dad yeah like it's not there's something like hey come with me into this little room oh you get so big aren't you yeah but this didn't even happen to this didn't even happen to you you said it happened to my friend yeah because it wasn't culturally me but in the Korean culture at least those guys specifically this one Korean family to park you it one of his characters it was it was normal with with them dude so that would happen to me all the time is like my aunts or uncles would be like they would go oh I'm going to get your birdie and they would like threaten I go no be like and they would just go be and they pinch it like really hard yeah oo that butthole is getting tighter I was like three or four but it was like but then everyone the whole room's laughing at yeah the whole family's laughing at you run away and ████ it's like not but then
4:13 I realized like that's so ████ normal it's not a sexual thing at all yeah I don't care what it is just knock it [Laughter] off shut the ████ up knock it [Laughter] off ████ whest thing you can say knock it off to happy to knock it hey hey cut it out all right cut I made it white for you knock it off is the fun dude I remember um there's this little anime called crayon shinchan um and then they edit it Shin yeah shinchan but they edit they edited for the American audience it's like Pokemon right it's we all grew up watching this ████ and I remember um oh the naked boy who runs around yes but
5:04 they edit those parts out for the American audience and he would do this thing where he would draw elephant ears around his dick and he would show his mom or or show his friends right and then like hella kids copied that and we thought it was so funny to draw things around your dick and then when guests are over anybody you flash them and then of course you get in trouble by your parents but everyone's laughing they're they're ████ dying laughing right so then you're like so you just do it all the time and then when you there's like other kids like you go to other Japanese kids they saw the same show they ████ do the thing same thing it becomes a thing like a trend like and it's not like that bad it's not like we don't even know what sex is it's just ████ around drawing elephant dicks and then showing people I definitely think that the way that different like uh Asian cultures uh perceive that stuff is
5:56 different like I don't think it's as prevalent in Chinese culture yeah I know ████ up what dude ████ let's you need to knock it off cut it up you need to cut it up but basically like for example like definitely in Korean just like it's like stuff like we Spa in Korea right like the way that people are just culturally like all right we're going to go get like spoted everybody's butt naked in front of dude our culturally we would draw elephant ears around our penises and then the it's my culture Steve culture bro no dude I remember when we were our our tour guy he took us to a Korean spa in um in Korea right so we're just in there me and Bart first time we saw each other's dicks our tour guy goes hey guys and we're like What look over here and he stands up so our head's like dick hype and he just starts flopping it around so his dick going doing this thing
6:46 the and he's ████ making it spin and ████ like that your pants and what's funny is he is our YouTube Handler in Korean YouTube hired this guy to YouTube event and he was our like coordinator which is it's normal right same thing I ████ was uh working in Japan and we were just doing some like J-pop work and stuff like that and like the artists over there they were just showing us videos of how they were like they were like this is so funny and they like took one of their buffets dude they like threw them on the floor naked and they were like grabbing and pinching his dick and he was like like Gran and and I remember being like oh ████ this different out here culture you a piece of ████ let me show you examp because like so far from your culture well no hold on let me just real quick clean this up for a second my brother used to strip down Stark naked
7:37 run outside everyone would laugh at his PB flopping around and ████ so I know what you're talking about in the main but the part where your relatives are touching your ████ dick that's what I'm trying to tell you is what I'm out on yeah yeah I'm out on that yeah wasn't the Chinese okay I'm I wish it was I'm going to make so you guys know I thought it was way closer you guys know Kung Fu Hustle Shon socer that director right he's got a movie from 19 1999 called king of comedy there's a scene in there that like people cannot ████ grasp because of how culturally different it is I'm just have you watch it we can't show it look for yourself is it the one with the Monk Is it a monk kit man I am very forgetful like I like to sign up for things and it just I don't know what happened to it but all of a sudden I'm just getting charged once a year once a month whatever and then I see my build and I'm all like what happened I don't remember
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9:17 using all of the apps features so stop wasting money on things you don't use cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to Rocket money.com offthe that's rocket money.com offthe Rocky money.com sloff theeere no just just just um oh my God only the whites please please please please please please please I never asked this I never asked this all right so uh just watch this scene this is$ 1999 completely normal in a movie okay maybe they could show it but then they have to uh blur it fter what Tri group do you come out what the ████ what the ████ what was he
10:07 doing he flicking his dick with a branch why so he thinks he's he's he's trying to basically listen to that guy for advice but then that dude started playing with some baby so he thinks he's supposed to do that to this guy now nope what the ████ that's a random Baby by the way that's not his kid my God yo what the ████ shut the ████ up I swear it's a random baby that but you can't sit here with me you can't sit here with me right now and go like this is just CTO this is a ████ normal ████ well I don't think everyone in China is flicking a baby's dick vanilla
10:57 ice cream you guys just don't know shut the ████ up seen her that's weird as ████ yeah that's weird to you that's weird that's weird to you too but that's weird enough that's weird to you that's weirder than old enough for kisses yes it's they're both weird objectively yes that guy is ████ touching the kiss dick that's his intentions are are like ████ around old enough for kisses that guy wanted a kiss her he's just like ████ I'm not play I'm not playing that game why did he have a ████ fly swatter why was he ████ tling his dick with a fly without don't show this part can this is where the kid first walks by right watch we're just ever seen also like because in Asia that doesn't bother
11:48 me like how many kids you go through ass baby because you know like in Asia sometimes there's a is there is yeah but like are they doing the action I don't know that is true I'll be a Vietnam and like why the ████ is there a naked baby out of nowhere and where's his parents yeah say with Philippines it doesn't bother me cuz like that's just like if you have a family and you have a little baby but then yeah it's weird to like the action is weird so it's not a family member that's just a random baby don't touch it but then like that's the thing is like I do think that's weird but then in comparison to what what I grew up with I don't think for some I think that's weird ████ ████ sometimes you guys front sometimes you guys nah you front we really grew up with this weird this
12:39 weird ████ thing dud it's different dude I just want you to one day understand and respect our culture St no this is like when it's like when Timothy de's eating ballute and he's like I think it's kind of good you don't think it's good you going order ballute on a Friday night when you're a ████ Loan in your apartment no shut up well remember when you were acting what was it you were messing with Nick and you were acting like a Korean dude going let me touch a g like it's that like thing where it's it's not sexual it's I want to see how big it is it's like a headlock and a noie let's put it that way it's like that yeah yeah you kind of head I saw this at work too um when I worked at a Japanese company yeah we had a ████ comedian right this full one of my coworkers was on a computer like this and then while he's like working on the computer he ████ straddles behind him and he goes what you're working on
13:30 and then he puts his hand on his dick and he goes oh you're kind of big and then he's all like ████ man stop I'm trying to get my ████ done and he goes oh you don't want to do it like you don't want to work together on it and he was like trying to go like this and type for him while his hands were on top so he's like trying to cuddle him and like get get next to his ear that's like gay humor in a way that works in any country and that's funny but he touched his dick is that is that AO sh workers okay that's not cultural ████ for you if it's same age as school it's it's high school ████ but I'm just saying like you could get a sexual harassment thing like I think the Casual like how casual it is at the workplace it's the status bro it's also look dude you can't touch a kid peee just can't do it maybe that's CU in
14:23 what world that is okay hey you know what if if it's racist to say that I'm a racist it's like that statement is wild it's like no it's like it's like that statement together is wild wild it's like the the there's the islands where there's like Chieftain who like have like eight-year-old boys blow them and I'm like yeah that's ████ up too actually okay yeah that's ████ up to that's too hard that's too crazy yeah tell tell me about it's too hardcore that's their culture dial it back a little bit that's that's cultural throttling bro that's ████ culture going hardcore dude gear five damn too fast you know one thing that was shocking to me is I was watching um Elvis like the Viva Las Vegas Elvis right yeah so there's this scene where they're just playing at the pool and
15:14 there's hella naked kids at the pool and I was like oh ████ before everyone was afraid of like pedals right yeah I remember being a kid and there would be Todd topless Toddlers and just like naked ass kids at the beach and that used to be normal yeah and I was like oh ████ it was I was one of those babies I was one kids but yeah it but then it's funny because as I'm talking now and I'm like telling you guys that my aunts or uncles used to do that to me now I feel like the DOL Lama type ████ we're like I'm trying to say that this is what we do and it's like okay you know but I don't want to pass this down another generation I'm not saying that I want to hey this is Filipino culture let us touch little dicks I'm okay with it dying yeah it was a different time though it was just like that in 1999 was like weirdly okay to put in a
16:05 film it's not okay in 2024 to put that same thing now and that's the thing things just change that's similar almost to like white guys dressing up as Chinese characters in Old Cinema you know it's like at the time it is what it is you know I don't he W an Oscar yeah maybe Micky R was but now it's like obviously you can't do that obviously what was his name Mickey Rooney Mickey Rooney Mick Micky yeah it's one of those things where I don't same same I I doubt anybody from our generation is going to pass that one on that doesn't happen to today in Chinese Cinema so I mean I don't think it's you know what I mean not that but like the idea of like there's no naked babies in Chinese Cinema now why not it's so C we're not we're not really caught up though yeah keep the culture there definitely no ████ taking a ████
16:57 well that's in the comedy that's a comedy movie by way so it's meant to like this is supposed to be funny I don't know if it's funny to everybody now funny to me I thought it was hilarious dude ████ yo that's not my kind of there's something about there's that's like the cheapest humor but there's something about a a kid's dick that ████ is so hilarious I can't stop crying laughing yeah yeah that's is or just a naked baby you know why you know why uhhuh you know why I can't wait we're going down a rabbit hole right now I remember one time we were at Bart's house and we were tying our shoes getting ready and as soon as I ████ got my head up Tao had his ████ pants off and his dick was just dangling and we were ████ dying in tears because
17:47 it was out of nowhere yeah I don't know why he was there why he was like a butt naked was running were we going swimming we were no we were I for I forgot what it was but we were tying our Sho he was just butt naked running around and he was supposed to get his shoes ready so he was next to me and Hannah we're on the stairs take putting our shoes on whatever and then she looks up first I look up and she staring and then I'm looking and I we're just looking at each other going like oh ████ and he was just he just he just had his pants off this video brought you by F Factor meals uh come on come on that cont oh my God yeah try out heat them up uh good for all ages it's good use my code for 30% off 30% off you get the deal but I don't know why it's so funny it's just
18:37 there's there's nothing funny I mean I about an adult one it's gross there's nothing funny about that no if a guy did that I was like what the fu if you showed up butt naked right here started running around I think I would laugh dying dude ████ butt I take that back that's normal we see Barton naked here all the time basically I'm never naked just about never he's like underwear and and by the way I don't even like blink when that happens I was walk in Barts his underwear it's completely normalized to me yeah that's a weird creepy Uncle for sure remember the that's cultural in JK that's culture JK culture see now you get it I get it now remember the hangover scene when he was in Thailand and then there's like a lot of lady boys and there's like a penis everywhere and he goes is this a magic show that was so funny that was so not because of the penis but because he
19:28 thought that it was because of the penis I think the penis had to do with that was funny too but I think even more funnier was he didn't know that that was even possible so he thought was magic oh that is pretty funny to think it's magic yeah well now you know culturally in some ways that gen had to deal with this and it was a a very uh a very strong humor about it I'm a racist if that's the case I'm a racist yeah based off of stereotypes and our understanding is most comfortable with just like dicks out with each other at like older ages andu British and Japanese oh yeah Japanese because of the more than Korean too well you guys both have spa for that yeah I guess so CU they have the dick Festival Koreans are pretty conservative in their media like they don't they
20:19 don't have sexual jokes and things like that it's it's more so I would say like yeah British and Japanese yeah cuz British dude there was one about ████ smelling dicks as a as a TV contest like and then they show remember that and then they have one where like they show the the naked body the dating show before funny yeah so they show it yeah yeah I'm cool with that cuz they're adults [Music] mhm
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