0:00 engine was still on I was in the car behind the wheel I was about to back up and then a cop pulls him right behind me and locks me in no way and then comes over he's like and I'm like oh my God [Music] so I you know a lot about Long Island yeah no I would break your improv I don't know how to do whatever it is man yes I know a lot about Long Island there's a there's a woman in Long Island who uh pulled a 40 million dollar scheme what do you think a Long Island woman would do to pull a 40 how do you do that 40 million dollars a psychic medium or some ████ that's pretty good for 40 million dude it's like it's hot business boy yeah dude some ████ spiritual
0:50 Crystal related type ████ I bet you that's a big industry that's a really good guess actually the crystals are hot bro crystals are hot they sell those like throw some horoscopes in there boom millions of dollars throw some characteristics in there dude Crystal stuff is pretty bad you see on Tick Tock you see on Tick Tock they got those Crystal ████ lives those live streams where they're just like in a bucket full of crystals and then you like get a grab bag and those things are going 24 hours a day dude I know it's ████ but I'll watch and I'll be like I bet it'll work for me you think crystals really work no dude but the way they sell it the way they sell it is like oh you just want to ████ believe this one's like Thanos at home with crystals I'm Gonna Be Rich yeah you know it's funny it's like even people who believe in crystals have another subset of like things that um make crystals unusable that you're like what because I was walking by a crystal table at the market with a friend of mine that does believe
1:41 in them and I was like aren't you interested to get some of these they look great she was like they've been out all day of course there's no more power yeah the energy gets sucked out of them or the blue energy I knew a girl who used to put her crystals out at night when it was a full moon because the moon would recharge them it's true but it's true though it is true you try to dunk on her and you just got dunked on in front of everybody your views are so fluctuate I can't give up idiot but that's the thing about the spiritual ████ like that like you can't make anybody there's there's all these made up rules that I'm putting crystals out of your ████ window at night when you don't know about now watch I I do it only on half Moons dude okay I don't know would you grapple a dude covered in crystals no that's that's too much energy [Laughter]
2:32 he's a quartz belt yeah there's no ████ no chance all right so it's not Crystal based this game no crystals in opioids that's also really good sounds like you no Long Island it's not just a guess it's not opioid based either it's not she didn't flip houses or something no houses no drugs no crystals no woo-woo ████ at all no like that what's moving like weird oh no no psychic stuff is it demographic for women well who she scams it's a little bit surprising is it just Herbalife it's just a pyramid scheme classic is it Mary Kay so let's just say this she's a it's it's a long island woman she's white oh I already have assumed but what she did is kind of more of a reputably an Asian thing she did so okay okay oh so she just uh changes
3:22 money laundered in front of a ████ restaurant for like 10 years giving away our family secrets if she does nails that's it can that's all you got you can make a lot of tips man you can make 40 million dollars with the nails or fake uh fake purses because that's big business there it is counterfeit merchandise big big Bingo she's a 31 year old Long Island woman she had 40 million dollars in counterfeit Gucci Chanel Prada and other high-end labels selling it out of her own Boutique in Long Island dude that bit that market is ████ insane was it only Chinese people buying the merchandise because then that's good I think that the there's nothing wrong no
4:12 it's like Karma it's for everybody Karma so she would take she would take Chinese made sweatshirts like a 10 sweatshirt flip it for five grand whoa one sweatshirt so she probably just took a Sharpie out wrote like Balenciaga on it and then sold it to a bunch of like no she did the classic she did the um she had her own press that made the label so she'll make the fake labels and she had her own um you know like the screen printing she was manufacturing herself that's tight yeah that's why I'm like that's super illegal yeah yeah but what was the quality of the goods like were they high quality imagine it's better than the actual dude because she handmade it it might have been yeah I mean 40 million is a lot 40 million yeah how long does this but they're saying 40 million in merchandise they're not saying like all sold right yeah they she
5:02 had 22 heat press machines in her shop nah she doing big business yeah she was doing numbers she was doing it for a while it doesn't say how long she got away with it but dude she was selling shirts for sweaters for five thousand dollars they probably don't want to say how long she was doing it because she was doing that ████ for a while it was definitely a long time and then that's on them that they didn't catch her and that's a great place to jump in if you're like she gotta wait for 10 years I could just do it for five yeah and just and just cut it yeah yeah that's that's why I was like okay so it's yes it's morally wrong but it's like promised to her because she actually put in the work and she actually sold these things and so she did the work to make the money but it's just not her brand and I bet no one that actually bought the ████ gave a ████ until this story came out probably people even noticed because if they believed that it was Gucci until they died it's like okay yeah you know or even if they found out now that this
5:52 ████ is fake they're not telling anybody that they got it from this right like who the ████ is gonna do that yeah and nobody's if they found out it was fake they wouldn't tell their friends oh I think it's fake because then that's what I just said in a different way that's why you guys are a good team did you guys ever buy fake fake ████ when you were in high school ████ yeah yeah me too yeah my dad brought it home yeah the liquor store was like oh this is fire but then I'll look on the other side like oh this ████ is fake this is gilded yeah yeah back in the day my daddy said he would go to China a lot and he would come back with the the uh the pirated PlayStation ooh and then he would just buy all the games for like hell of cheap obviously like most of them wouldn't work but the ones that did work worked okay they worked pirated PlayStation yeah dude it was
6:43 wild pirated as in like it was unlocked to play like discs that you can burn yeah like games it was already modded yeah yeah they work like 45 I had a modded GameCube man from Vietnam do you think you're better than me yeah yeah it's my story why are you taking my Spotlight you just one up at me now Jesus Christ where did you get you got it from Vietnam yeah so I actually brought Mike and they modded it there and they had a whole store that sold like copied discs and I was like whoa this is a crazy thing and they can't catch you because it's a different country there's no nobody's like regulating it yeah so not to be like perpetuating crime but even here on OfferUp or Craigslist you can get your electronics modded like you can get your stuff like still solder it and then they'll make it so you have a PSP that has every game already built in
7:34 yeah I bet you time out I bet you Ryan has like six ████ illegal ways of making money that he's just holding out I know you got I remember the other day it was the other week when you're like dude you know it's like a sick ass little flip everybody after the snowboarding season just like ████ sells their ████ it's like Goodwill and stuff so you buy them for summer because it's super common said who the ████ if you go to Goodwill in the summer he buys all the snowboards and skiing material in the summer and then he holds on to it it's so ████ because you got millions of square feet that's not that's not a scam that's smart you're using your brain man it's like what are you trying to one-up me again this guy is sneaky on this guy huh it's a constant one-upper yeah yeah we don't like him dude but Ryan so the ultimate test is you got a guy that can get a black box for cable
8:24 I can still try to get a black Boxer Gabriel or can you or can you give me a handicap placard for my car see that's actually kind of quiet do you know anybody allegedly do you allegedly know anybody I actually just learned that asmo account says uh you can get a handicap placard yeah someone just told like uh it was in San Diego the opener told me that he has asthma he got a handicap placard for so you just gotta start wheezing so Ryan how do I get asthma oh funny you can bring that up you want an inhaler or a prescription this is oh this is Jean Jack he's got another my handicap placards here damn no that sucks so he just Parks puts it like walks out just he doesn't super capable I was like why the ████ does it count why the ████ does it count he's like well you know if you have really bad asthma and you're having an attack like in a grocery store or some ████ in your car is parked super far away you might not make it but if
9:14 you're close then you'd be able to get to your car at least I don't want to be able to use it for street parking so I don't have to pay the meter you know what I mean oh yeah I mean it's a pretty it's a pretty big violation if you get caught looking healthy after parking in one of them s████ what if I'm asthma what if you have a placard doesn't matter it's expensive it's uh I got caught recently what happened no we don't need to talk about let's focus on you parked in a handicap got tickets didn't we talk about this nah Okay so it was it was when obviously not um it was when ████ the lottery was like a billion dollars and then Nina was like hey can we pull into the 7-Elevens right outside of my house can you put 7-Eleven to get a ████ lottery ticket oh that's the one where you weren't even really parked in dude okay so every spot was already taken there was only the handicap spotting from the 7-Eleven so I pulled in real quick to drop her off she got out the car she wasn't even in the 7-Eleven yet engine was still on I was
10:06 in the car behind the wheel I was about to back up and then a cop pulled him right behind me and locks me in no way and then comes over he's like and I'm like oh my God were you like I was just dropping her off and then yeah of course I explained the situation but do they give off he still give you a ticket yeah it's because you didn't have bucks yeah that was my first thought I was born I was sleepy what are you guys thinking don't ████ one-up me that's not the way to one up Harvest like he's like what come on careful can be careful you got to edit yourself out later no do you guys remember back in um like the late 90s early 2000s when when Tommy Hilfiger was the ████ every all Asians were in it and then some rumor went around saying that Tommy Hilfiger didn't like Asians wearing his brand yeah and we all
10:57 ████ stopped was that true or not my parents still bought it for me after was it real though it was a GameCube I think after that ████ Tommy Hilfiger ended up on like Ross racks and ████ real quick yeah it did but it wasn't true it was that he was saying that Asian the Asian market that's been counterfeiting his stuff he said that the counterfeits don't look good what the ████ dude what do you mean you just they look great what a ████ dick bro you can't be appropriate like talking ████ you're quicker to defend the counterfeit Tommy than actual Tommy Hilfiger I got ah bro I got a Lakers jersey in Bali let me tell you right I actually had a Tommy Hilfiger logo it did look counterfeit I've seen it shut up you know what sick when you go to China and stuff like that um and you go to their counterfeit markets because they have like legit counterfeit markets
11:48 right there's uh there's three tiers of counterfeit there's like if you pay like really little money it like it looks kind of counterfeit and then you pay a little bit more you get like this and then you pay a good amount where it's almost like it's kind of an expensive fake but it looks exactly because it comes from the factory like it actually comes from the ████ Factory that these like same designer Brands make them and stuff like that and when you go into these stores that have like these kind of like obviously not name branded stuff you go into these like giant like ████ warehouses go to the store and then you go to the right person because you have to like know these ████ people and then they bring out this like little uh laminated menu that has the the name brand stuff because they're not obviously selling the name brand stuff just like in front of everybody they got to give you a menu and then you can order from the menu and then come pick it up in XYZ amount of time because you get it from the factory it's ████ crazy bro even in Jiu Jitsu keys right there's a really famous brand called
12:38 show your role and like that was like the hottest ████ ghee and they do limited drops they're like the Supreme of Jiu Jitsu okay they are dope actually did the collab was undefeated very cool right see if Anthony likes it then they're pretty cool but like we knew homies that would get the cheap ones in like Bangladesh and ████ and those were ████ just as good bro because they all come from the same ████ Factory it's all the same Factory it's just one logo and then the stitching is a little different that makes sense so ask me if I got some fake ones do you have any you sell them [Laughter] [Music]
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