0:00 Russia and China just announced that they're doing like a collab they're cladding yeah who's feature on who's that I've been waiting I think it's China's track and the Russia's featuring on it yeah he's Pit Bull on it too we don't know but we know that Snoop Dogg has definitely been signed I mean you do a war crime picture that with a Kodak [Music] so the international criminal court ICC issues an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin whoa over war crimes in Ukraine you go to jail Putin this is kind of significant which is why the Russian government spokesperson says the arrest warrant has no significance whatsoever international
0:54 criminal court yeah that's what I meant to say oh it's legit so he's basically getting a summons he's being served yeah yeah but then like this who runs it though is it real like is it like the U.N um it is like is it's a body I feel like you win everyone laughs at them they're just like international law it is no this is this is what the government this is what the the Russian government's doing right they're they're treating it like exactly like a U.N decree like you're like they're like you and what's their prosecution rate like what's the success of people that they've summoned this is the first one that's a really good question they're going with a heavy case they were foreign jurisdiction you could just not recognize it does not extradite its Nationals it's definitely like a media play right yeah um that doesn't mean we agree with Russia ████ you
1:44 it's just what is they don't recognize them so it's not like getting a subpoena from like your government yeah yeah um and by the way this has happened before like like there have been um United States you know military members who got subpoenaed for things like from international criminal court right it's like what are you gonna do and the bush administration's like look you know what I mean so I know what you mean you know what I mean unofficial decree so they're not really like that good at Prosecuting people or yeah I mean they just suck they don't they don't have a very good success rate with this stuff right it's just a tattletale Court um the warrant means that Putin could be arrested and sent to the Hague right like the Nazis if he travels to any ICC member states which aren't none would that happen Switzerland I don't think Switzerland does any I think Switzerland's one of
2:34 those countries where like drug dealers anybody chocolate dealers come through Switzerland is like your friend like you get a divorce with your wife and your friend's like I want to be friends with you both and you're like yeah Switzerland yeah I see yeah ICC even if a country was one was on that list of countries that could arrest him who wants to do it that's so scary who wants to be the one under the hammer like with with Russian billionaire oligarchs on your ass like who is really volunteering to be like I'll be the country that arrests Putin well but then yeah we'll do it but then there's the like there's the um the contingent of people right who were like all the Russians can't wait to get Putin out so maybe you're convinced enough that like there's a Groundswell of support from Russia where if he was gone maybe they wouldn't care
3:24 like Saddam when ████ Saddam went down was there a bunch of Iraqis who were like ████ you you took my president well that's because that's because we successfully destabilized them yeah nice USA that part hey can I get a little USA USA thank you guys easy so obviously senior um Ukrainian officials applauded the ICC decision with the country's prosecutor General saying it was a historic moment for Ukraine and the entire international law system um and basically he is being you know um like I said war crimes in Ukraine um they're basically saying that enough things happen there's reasonable grounds to believe that Putin and
4:14 this group called levoa Bulova great band which sounds like a memory enhancement drug but it's not they're responsible foreign [Laughter] of unlawful deportation and Prejudice of Ukrainian children so basically sounds like Warcraft are being taken from Ukraine right and captured by the Russian military and so this is being used no they're kidnapping Ukrainian kids absolutely I thought that was like kid Farmers like taking for um hit farmers at a game no I made up the word but it's basically guys that want to farm kids Harvest kids so they take and steal all the kids for their dirty doings it's more stardew Valley okay what do you mean for the dirty doings like if they sell them for labor
5:04 for brothels whatever they want ████ that's a dark show no thanks for saying kid Farmers that was way Chiller when he said that I imagine it being like way more light-hearted though yeah I was like that is so I was like that's kind of fun like yeah they're not tractors like howdy like yeah like they're bicycle ones yeah yeah they get to play with an iPad like two hours a day like that TV show where the kids do tasks I felt like yeah they're just being cute you know they're being cute little kids it's actually great syntax uh so news of the arrest warrant comes ahead of a planned State visit to Moscow next week by Chinese president XI Jin pink so so this is big we need a few China yeah big news at the same time right Russia and China just announced that they're doing like a collab they're doing collab they're
5:55 collabing yeah who's feature on who's that I've been waiting for this whose track is this I think it's China's track and the Russia's hot featuring on it we'll help you stupid [Music] [Laughter] uh so part of the dark part of this is like the investigation that has been launched right they also found crimes committed against ukrainians on Russian territory including deported Ukrainian children who were prevented from reuniting with their families there's what they call a filtration system aimed at single app singling out ukrainians for detention and torture and inhumane
6:45 detention conditions see that's gnarly yeah whoa yeah that's real life stuff yeah that's really sad dude so what you guys want to talk about kid Farmers again what other jobs they would have I was thinking about like kids that grow like carrots yeah yeah let's think about the characters like a Fisher Price home yeah and we're just like oh look at that yeah hey when I see little kids with like Fisher-Price McDonald's sets that's kind of a kid farmer yeah pretty much or like a kid cook where they're like making hamburgers yeah Fisher-Price kitchen you know kind of love Fisher Price what would Whoopi Goldberg have to say you're reminiscing up Whoopi is she still alive yeah good Lord how dare you how dare you Sister Act three pre-production oh yeah they're making that huh I thought they were I love Sister Act well she's in the new Star Trek
7:35 apparently oh that's that's good well there's a there's a show called Picard which is like basically the end of Star Trek in a dark way he's like wasn't it Whoopi who said when they on The View when they were talking about Ukraine versus Russia what'd she say and she was like isn't that just like whites against whites oh yeah oh right the Nazis the Holocaust stuff she was like it wasn't even that bad yeah that's even worse so yeah that's what she said that's what she said yeah something about like it's not as bad as slavery because that was just like why is everyone so mad about the house oh gosh that's what she said like Jerry Seinfeld she said yeah yeah what's the deal well that's what's still that's what Jerry said too yeah and I got an Applause break yeah that hit show well then it got it oh Jesus that sounds Wild
8:27 Joe what's your take on Ukraine and Russia whose team are you on yeah who are you rooting for five seconds to decide we can cut it if you want I'm team um America yeah because at the end of the day oh America is that new type of America so you know the Game of Thrones right so sometimes countries have to do something to stay on top of the game and then like when you see these plays being played out you're like oh but you know where it's happening you know to be a leader of a world you have to you have to do a lot of dirt and then I see what's happening and I go oh but then my you know this is to so I can live like this and play with my games yeah you know so you don't want to be a player hitter really yeah hey player I can't judge where I'm reaping the benefits of being
9:17 the most richest powerful country that's fair because real bits of benefits yeah we're not giving anything back but that's why we we say down with capitalism and stuff yeah well on our iPhones right yeah yeah so it's to me I just feel hypocritical yeah I have to fight capitalism the revolution no choice there's nowhere else to fight it do you think that there's any Merit to this summons that they're giving them nope I think it's like it's like when they say like Saddam turn yourself in and he's like yeah okay if you remember two couple days before the Iraq War they're like sadab turn yourself in okay piece of ████ come out with your hands up and ████ turn yourself off and he's like yeah dude I'm
10:08 coming oh yeah [Laughter] anyone actually does like they told some dictator you know in some little country the warlord was like all right I will do it that's that's how they actually got it probably the president of Sri Lanka would do that ████ some little ████ like that yeah exactly sounds like a good song it sounds like an accordion player to me geez yeah instrument right he's like oh I am coming out but my hands cannot be up I am playing see it going in and it's like okay we got this Southern ████ dead the rights take him out with a sniper please
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