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The Strangest Jiu Jitsu Match & Disqualifications Found on TikTok

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0:00 he knocked out this guy in an MMA fight and then he W and my buddy Kenny is Chinese he's Taiwanese he walked around the cage [Laughter] [Music] like all right Nick let us know if this is really supposed to be a disqualification oh oh dude okay now you're in the most insane Jiu-Jitsu match and DQ these make me sad kind of oh you can't do that I didn't know you couldn't do that I've been slapped a lot and no one's disqualified the other guy oh he headbutted them up was that okay was that anything wrong with that no well it's just like there's a lot of things that are like on the line but that's considered like dirty that might be something that that dive that like cuz he kind of head butt he L with his oh okay

0:51 Sedum stop me stop me whenever something is like that you can't do that got it I think he slaps him right here know so he's already mad he's like I think he gave him points already huh was he mad about the head butt kind of kicked him a little bit see it's like it's like little things it's like okay you're escalating the situation you can't kick like that he kicked his chest well he like he's he's moving in ways where you're like ah you're trying to be trying to be a funny guy he's trying to he's trying to bend be a funny guy what's with the G what was that nothing he he tried to attempt a pass so he headbutt him he's

1:42 using his head a lot right yeah which is not really necessar what's what's this he was trying to get to his back and he he went for a cow cowgirl position situation cowgirl position that's what it's called a Jitsu you wouldn't understand anything I wouldn't understand because uh that's a different reference than I'm referencing thing sex yeah dude all you see is sex huh I see that little foot thing like he's escalating the situation again did he slap him in the head though first that looked like he slapped him in the head like did he put can he go back a little bit I think I missed in the head right there you keep on saying escalating the situation what's the situation well you know you're you're grappling B guys hands oh yeah pushes him and he kicks him he slapped in the head yeah you can't do that slap in the head well it's

2:34 on the ref to be like hey relax dude is the ref making these calls no the ref's horrible really that's a bad ref but then again sometimes it's like these guys are there for a weekend they don't usually ref they're not really watching things so far is the bald guy the main violator in all this yeah he's being he's being dirty guy oh he got him in a triangle what happened right there so he put him in a triangle he put him in a submission and it's it's looking pretty tight what are what are the calls being made is that coach she's saying stop oh she's saying someone saying a yellow card to who no idea see this is the other thing too is like sometimes if you don't have a good ref is that the ref the girl she's a ref and they had another Chief ref talking to her about something so

3:25 she's in her ear about like hey oh there's another ref talking to that ref she she was talking her earlier is that usually how it is there's a ref and then there's a ref for sometimes yeah what the hell but this seems like a smaller tournament PE yeah there's all this rumbling I don't know what they're even talking about so far are you a fan of the bald guy no no one likes the bald guy this is a weird match already is a weird match it's like that's it that's it getting that pass anyway go see he not he's sting to his butt he's trying to play his guard so here's another thing too whenever there's other coaches and they're yelling people from the crowd like it seems like the I don't know if

4:16 the ref is talking to other Chief refs on the other side of the camera but there she's talking to maybe other coaches like cuz there's some Rumblings going on cuz sometimes coaches will be like what the ████ ref what are you doing uh and then she looks like I don't know if she's talking to refs or maybe other like other uh coaches so she's not also facilitating it correctly yeah well just it's just like just just is a cluster ████ yeah you got to like you got to contain people and be like hey what you're doing is not okay like just ████ stop so that ref is not maintaining good I think so yeah I think a good ref will maintain it here's where it gets to that really obvious part so he he reached here so he reached for his head for like a to Grapple yeah a collar tie that's what they call it but he's like grabbing

5:06 it really hard so he slapped him and that was like the third fourth time he already did it so the ████ was like I'm going slap you right back and then the ref goes all right that's it but you'll see stuff like that happen Jitsu matches where it'll slowly and that's why I keep saying like it'll escalate it'll escalate if you don't if you don't if you're not aware of that then it's like certain things that are seen as dirty in Jiu-Jitsu it's like in basketball like I'll set a there's times where I set a SC and then you know how people would nor run into the screen and it's a successful one right well what people would do to me when I set a screen is they get their elbow and they'll go like this right into my chest so when they run into me it's just all elbow to chest and then I'm just like oh shoot and then the screen they just run and that means you get them back next time and that's how you escalate the situation then you stick your foot out a little bit damn so

5:57 that would be um that's a complete DQ for to slap somebody yeah for sure for sure for sure but but the other guy was exactly right so it everyone's line depending on the ji Jitsu Federation that you're competing at everyone's line is so different like one of our buddies he was in a Jitsu uh he was in a Jitsu tournament his name is coach Kenny at the gym he's a sweetheart we love him to death but he's like a really funny dude and he was winning his match he beat this guy by one point and uh after they had a camera guy coming around filming and he filmed and he went up to my boy Kenny and he was like taking pictures and filming and then Kenny like double he just he's a wild boy and he just double burds the camera and the ref and this is after the match the match is already over the the the the ref goes like he starts talking to somebody else

6:47 and then they take two points away for unsportsmanlike conduct right and then he loses the that's a thing and I didn't know that right he didn't really know that he just was like just being funny cuz after the match yeah it's over and MMA he does that and this is the guy that I told stories about he knocked out this guy in MMA fight and then he W and my buddy Kenny is Chinese he's Taiwanese he walked around the cage like I don't know why even though he's already he's already Chinese just and he posted a picture of him doing this and it was like me like joke or something like that did he knock out a Chinese guy no he not he he fought this this big black dude who was really nice was DJ he's actually became friends with them but but afterwards he just just I don't know why it just the Heat of the Moment you know you just cuz he's

7:38 a star dude he's a star exactly star he he's the star he's a star got it but but after the match he double flips the bird and then my I didn't know that that would happen what are you doing and then the guy he beat well he lost to he ended up winning the whole tournament it just funny I could I always thought that only happened if you were like part of of a league and you had a behavior it just it just you never know like everyone's every tournament this seems like a smaller tournament so they may not have a better handling of the rules and you you got to have a good ref to be able to step in and be like hey watch what the ████ you guys are doing what would you do in that situation where like the guy's clearly just clumsy or ████ you know Spazzy yeah like sometimes they're just so unaware or sometimes they are malicious right you just never know ref doesn't

8:29 have any under control but you still have to deal with it what do you do do you tell on them do you just keep fighting what do you do yeah how you I think I think and this guy kind of did the right thing he crossed the line in in um the guy who slapped him he was kept Crossing Lines kept pushing boundaries he was like ████ it like whatever I'm going slap you so I let you know what the f you can't be doing this you know and sometimes that does happen and you're it looks like he was saying stuff as things were happening he's like yo what the and you know what's funny is the guy who gets slapped looks at the ref like come on you know so it's like but you see that just double car Malone see that stuff all the time isn't it isn't it cuz what if they're having that reaction it's cuz they really are clumsy and they're so stupid that they don't know that they're doing it it could be they're so stubborn it could be that or in this the ball-headed guy's mind it's like this is

9:19 ████ War I I'll do whatever it takes and then you get ████ up that could be it too but I feel like if you're an intelligent fighter and you're fighting like you know you pretty much know what you're doing and that's the that's the the side of it too is like people want to act like U well I don't think they want to act like but I think people play Dum they play dumb or they're completely In the Heat of the Moment where their anxiety is through the roof and they can't control it they can't control their emotions they do ████ like that right so like to me I don't watch a lot of fights but when I watch this one it looks very different like as a whole definitely am I correct it looks way more sporadic it doesn't look like a normal Jiu-Jitsu fight it looks like two guys fighting at a restaurant it looks like guys that I don't I don't know know what the level is this might be a black belt match I don't know but that might have something to do with it too the level of the actual belts of the guys who were competing M they might be brand

10:09 new begin they I don't they look like they were trying to play a game like the guy on bottom looked like he was trying to get to positions where he would win and the other guy on top looked like he was just trying to be a little dirty trying to get in his head you know look at their reaction at the end and tell me what what they're saying hey yeah he had a bruise on his shin like you see that guy I on the guy in the white meter seemed like he was trying to do Jiu-Jitsu guy ballhead guy I don't know I think he was just trying to be a bully me what yeah so he wins by disqualification wow but it so is it

10:59 correct to assume that b guy throughout the match he was kind of pushing it a l he was instigating yeah I think he was instigating I don't think he was being kind of fell for his game in a way [Music] right

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