0:00 Imagine waking up and then being allergic to what you love. >> I know. >> That's a ████ Shakespearean tragedy. >> What would you do if you were allergic to ████ What if Oh, ████ >> What would I do if I was allergic to ████ >> You lick it and you throw up or you just get like swollen eyes. I lick it and I just get swollen eyes throw up. I'll be showing swollen eyes all the time. >> Okay, we have to be really quiet because Zuben is asleep. >> He's knocked the ████ out. He's taking a nap. >> So, we're going to try to be as quiet as possible so we don't wake up soup and so forgive us everybody. Um, today we're talking about how Bill Gates maybe is spreading ticks all over America. You guys hear about this? >> Yeah. Is he like the ultimate villain? >> Yeah, I feel like he is. >> I feel like he's like, "Everyone should get these vaccines and then everyone
0:52 should eat lab grown meat and then everyone get these ████ ticks." and he's like trying to control the world. >> Yeah. What is Can you Can you explain the tick thing though? Like what does the tick thing do? >> So it's it basically there's um there's people at the World Health Organization who said that they're trying to they think it would be a good thing if people had allergies to meat so that we wouldn't consume so much meat. >> Yeah. >> Shut Are you ████ serious right now? >> So the ticks are Okay. >> And then the ticks when they bite you, you get allergic to meat and you don't want to eat it anymore. Oh. Oh yeah. You get the disease where every time you eat meat, you want to throw up. >> Yeah. >> And it makes you gay, right? That one. >> Yeah. Very gay. >> No, I don't think it makes you gay. >> But then he goes, "Oh s███." So you don't eat meat anymore. Guess what? I can sell you this lab grown ████ >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So he's like creating the whole farmland
1:44 and he's also invested heavily invested in all that messed up meat. So now there's these there's these boxes that people are saying are getting dropped like via parachute and they're full of these little ticks. Shut the ████ up. >> And they're it's getting all over farmland and ████ and it's infecting farmers and making them allergic to meat. >> Yeah, but it's on the east coast so don't go into forest in the east coast. Only the farmers are getting allergic to meat. >> Yeah. Well, it that's so far there's a lot of people getting allergic to me, but those these are the people who keep finding it as the farmers. >> What the ████ >> It's Bill Gates. >> It's Bill Gatesville. >> It's Bill Gates. >> He got he got pied in the face and nobody likes him. So, he got he hates humanity >> cuz he's a nerd. >> Dude, imagine being that that's the
2:34 start of your villain arc. You got pied in the face. That's what happened. >> You guys remember when he got pied in the face? Is this before or after Microsoft? >> During. >> Cuz I thought I thought he was already a villain during the Microsoft era. >> No, he is a gangster. >> He was trying to take out all these other companies and like bankrupt them and do all kinds of crazy ████ >> He was doing that all through the '90s. >> That's why I don't trust ████ nerds. >> Yeah, nerds are the worst. >> They're the worst because they're really horny and then um because they never could get laid that they take their anger out on society. >> Yeah. They're digital terrorists. Yeah. >> I mean, Bill Clinton I mean Bill Case was getting laid though >> because he had both ugly ████ though. >> Yeah, they're ugly and kids, dude. Apparently. Maybe. Yeah, but probably not. Look at him. He looked like Mr. Rogers when he was 30.
3:26 Yeah. Buy that ████ dude. Now we got ticks everywhere. I don't know. I don't know why there's this guy that's supposed to make software and he's trying to control the world. Okay, so check this out though. So now Google, see this is what's so weird about this ████ Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California. And they asked the EPA for permission to proceed with the public the public given till June 5th to respond. Oh, the the skaters. Yeah, I heard that's actually a good thing, but I don't know because I could be ████ part of a SC up. But what I've heard is uh these skeers if they ████ the other skeers, those skeers can't reproduce. >> Exactly. Wait, >> but I heard that they do they already have that here in Nevada. They're
4:16 testing it here because I think they remember snowkeers here and then they hit the monsoon and all of a sudden they're here. >> Yeah, they ████ bite me. UNLV and this or like some labs here are already trying that. I hate them. Yeah, I'm down for I'm down for those ones. Yeah, but why is Google doing this ████ >> Yeah, like why are all these big nerds doing ████ like that? The hell are they doing? >> We want the science nerds in a laboratory. >> Why isn't ████ the Raid Foundation doing it? Or that's what I'm saying. Why isn't like Why isn't Why isn't Lysol doing some science company doing Raid has a foundation? >> No, but like he's saying that it's adjacent. He's adjacent. Like why is Google? That's what I'm saying. >> Technically Google's adjacent to everything. It's just a search engine. Yeah, you stay doing Google ████ Yeah, just like put put the American flag on
5:06 the Google homepage like on on July 4th and ████ Why you releasing this? >> Like would you buy Google shoes? Like why the ████ is you making shoes for? I might. For real. I might. Yeah, I might. I'm just saying. Are you like a Google guy or something? >> You know what I mean? I don't know. I just I assume if they're going to do something, they're probably going to do it fairly. >> I would get more behind ████ Raid doing some ████ Yeah, ████ yeah. >> Like that's what you guys are known for. Go kill these ████ I definitely agree. I'm just saying that's like if Hogands was doing this ████ >> Ray Raid wouldn't do that cuz then they'll never You won't buy Raid anymore if you get rid of mosquitoes. >> Yeah, that's like curing cancer. Dude, imagine Ben and Jerry's just releasing mosquitoes. >> Yeah, >> Ben and Jerry's does a lot of weird stuff though. >> But come on, dude. That's so weird, >> dude. I believe in the mosquito ones. I say drop the ████ I don't give I don't
5:57 care who it is. Drop the mosquitoes. What if it's because they can't drop the ticks here because um in the desert they can't survive. So then they have to do mosquitoes and then those are the ones that's going to make us not want to eat meat anymore. >> No, dude. I think desert people eat meat, dude. No, they get allergic, man. >> No, I'm If I get allergic to meat, kill me. >> I know. I know. I love meat so much. >> Brazilian barbecue for birthday parties. We got to go to >> Imagine and then being allergic to what you love. >> I know. >> That's a ████ Shakespearean tragedy. What would you do if you were allergic to ████ What if you Oh, ████ >> What would I do if I was allergic to ████ >> Die. Like, what do you mean? Like, you lick it. You lick it and you throw up or you just get like swollen eyes. I lick it and I just get swollen eyes, throw up. I'll be showing swollen eyes all the time. Imagine as soon as you as soon as you
6:48 you as soon as you ████ Nina, you start first names right away. Why we got >> She's your wife. >> Your wife? >> Nina Lee. You're ████ on Nina Lee. >> Jesus Christ. Wait, what kind of allergy starts from the penis? >> As soon as you stick your dick in, you get high and you itchy and it doesn't even feel good anymore and you throw up. >> You can't even focus after that. So, her vagina is like a ████ Venus fly trap. >> What about her if she does ████ and and you also get hives all day? Hives all day for a ████ >> You get I just feel like that's a fair trade. >> No, you get allergic to women. >> What the hell? It just keeps changing. >> Why is Google making us allergic to women, dude? What a ████ Google chops 32 million women. Hakad is making us allergic to women. Google's making us allergic to women. I'm not behind it. But if it was Trojan, I'm like, "Okay, I'm behind it.
7:38 I get it." Yeah, the Trojan Foundation. Trojan or the Durex Foundation. I get it now. Or like some dildo company cuz they don't want us. It's like, "Oh, chicks can't get dick anymore. You use our dildos more. It It grows our sales." Like that would make sense. >> So they just they just slowly it's big. Big sh Don't wake him up. Don't It's big tail. Big tildo, dude. Dude, I I would love to see like a ████ ████ uh you know, they have those like summits, those business summits of like all the CEOs of all the dildo companies getting together and
8:28 we're protesting outside sit down with big dildo. Stop stretching the ████ out. I know what you guys are up to. Just the red sign Big Dildo. There's like a men's support group that are all what they had to find. They found their they found their wives dildos and they need support cuz they're jealous and mad cuz they're too big, >> dude. Down with big dildo. >> Dude, I'm sorry we woke you up. >> Did you knock out? You got some sleep finally. >> I hella knocked out. >> Did you get some sleep? That's good, dude. I >> feel good. >> You feel better now? >> Yeah, I feel way better. >> Was he right that all you had to do is take a little nap >> and you got the Advil in you?
9:18 >> Yeah. >> Eight. >> Oh, >> hell yeah. >> How's it feel to be hung over? >> Probably feels good. I like you haven't felt this in a minute, huh? >> Dude, everything hurts like 10 times. >> Really? Like your body and everything? >> No, just like uh the stomach. >> Might your m >> What do you think of this Bill Gates ████ >> The stomach and everything hurts hella bad. Like it's just is >> Oh, from yakin. Yeah. I just feel like ████ It's not what it used to be, man. >> Hey, what a night. >> Good night. >> Night to remember, brother. >> Yeah. God, >> is that electrolytes? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That guy's prepared. >> We were talking about the uh the Bill Gates tick situation. I'm sure you're aware of it. >> Mm- >> What? >> Well, Bill Gates having ticks. >> He doesn't have ticks. He's not plucking them off his neck. I thought you would be following this stuff. What do you think about what do you think about big
10:08 dildo? >> Like they're dropping off tick, you know? Like there's this tick that has a disease bites you allergic to meat and so like there's this thing of like Bill Gates releasing into the ████ world >> and then now he's going to sell lab grown meat and you have to buy it cuz now you are allergic to meat. >> Thoughts? >> Yeah. Have you heard of this? And what do you think about it? >> What are your thoughts after just waking up? >> But specifically in Nevada, they're dropping mosquitoes that when they bite you, girls get allergic to dick. So now Big Dildo's coming in. >> We just found that out. >> I think it's a conspiracy with Big Dildo >> to stretch all the ████ out. >> Wow. What a news to wake up to. Um >> it's a different world. >> I think it's horrible, man. I think we should uh Yeah, man. That's great. What the hell? >> What would you do if you got bit by a a
10:59 tick and now you're allergic to just beef? I just eat shrimp and lobsters all day. >> You just give it up that quick. For real? I mean, I have no choice. What are we going to do? >> You're not a rider. >> No, he doesn't ride for beef. I ride for beef, dude. >> No, obviously. But like, that's it, right? Once >> I could live off of a seafood. >> ████ ride for beef. >> I could live off of it. But don't tell me I can't have something. It's going to make me want it more. It's going to make me miss it more. >> Hey, you can't have this dick. >> No, >> I never wanted this picture. You could never >> You could never have this. >> Imagine going to In-N-Out. You just order a ████ grilled cheese. >> Oh man, that's lame. But then >> can I get lettuce with bun >> if you're allergic to it? There's nothing you can do about >> it. >> No carneasada, buddy. >> Oh, that's a good one. But I think it's I would Man, I would have to like protest, you know? I would have to go to
11:49 Microsoft and be like, "Stop. Just stop it." >> Yeah. >> Not bad. >> I think they'll maybe listen one day. We if enough of us go, >> you glue your hand to like their logo. Yeah. >> Yeah, that'll work. >> That ████ always works. >> Or maybe we could just like sit down on the road and stop traffic when people are trying to go to work. >> That's a good idea. >> That one I'll never do because imagine just getting hit by a car. Just imagine that for like a second. >> I just always see it's just humiliating the idea that you got to sit there with your hand glued to like something and the cops are all like, "Oh, f███." And they're all like slowly cutting them out of it for like 2 hours. >> That one's cool, man. Protest like your hand glue thing. Like that's cool. It's like it's a spectacle that like is probably very harmless. Like sit on the freeway. >> No, it's tough. That's tough. >> That's crazy. ████ her up.
12:40 >> While other poor and middle class people are just trying to go to work. >> It's like why don't you ever ████ with the rich people or the people that can actually make a change. >> That's like those ████ who are just dumping milk in grocery stores. >> Oh yeah, >> dude. >> They're just ████ with the grocery store. >> That's it. You're ████ with the employees. >> And then the mom's like, "I just need milk." But then it's all gone. >> Why are people dumping milk in the grocery store? >> It was like a prank Tik Tok thing. >> Oh, a prank. Oh, even worse. >> Yeah. >> Stick to like sprinting through the Scientology building. >> Spiking off the ground and ████ >> And there's people like they just take a random scoop of ice cream or whatever. >> So funny to put it back in. >> I just dumb ████ like that. But then it's you're just ████ with families that are just trying to buy stuff. >> Well, at least like that one makes more sense. Like you get like a little ice cream. Like not even having any of the milk is crazy. >> Russian. The Scientology building is >> That one's crazy, huh? >> Sick. with homeless people and like just
13:30 random people.
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