0:00 it's it's all staged it's staged how can you have a chick that's 56 blocked the bullet of someone that's like 63 old now every I know it looked like a daughter just hugging dad and how come all Shooters look like that most of everybody on this side of the room was uh able to commit to the emergency JK emergency JK emergency JK emergency JK it was a good stream it was really fun all right thank you thank was in another country follow I wish I could but I couldn't and uh Mar was playing basketball cute but that being said that was the time we were so quick we're so responsive because we are liveaction news team Nick was busy choking men I
0:51 was dinner that huge and it was it was at Medieval Times dude hey medal times is sick hey I like Med times times wait you didn't like it why I like it I'm trash though what was wrong what was wrong with it I was raised trash yeah you're supposed to throw the food you didn't even like they even throw the food you're not even supposed to throw the food you didn't even like it ironically a little bit a little bit at you didn't yell at the Knights they were making these ████ horses dance and these ████ horses look like they want to kill themselves oh that's why that's that's what I like about it no but it's like it's like I don't want to see horses dancing I want to see people Jou speak for yourself dude don't take away horse dancer for the rest of us it was like it was like 75% of the show did you see the guy with the ████ m and whacking the in the head that was that sh's crazy that was cool like the fight theight flying they got a little carried away with the sword the horse danc the horses were too long brother and then when you
1:41 go to the bathroom when you go to the bathroom you just see the horses like staring at you cuz there's a see-through glass and they're just in the stable and they're just staring at you and they look like they're they they hate them Stu yeah they do they do and you're like this is kind of funny but don't ruin it I don't know man maybe thees have a better I would have been on I would I wanted to be in the live stream with you guys so I can contribute nothing yeah yeah yeah that would have been sick you would have been the funniest one except for bits you do bits Fu well uh at that time we were so quick we're so responsive it was probably like 3 seconds after it happened we're faster than the Secret Service that also meant that there wasn't a lot wrot wrot that was Nick wrote it for me as my telepop there wasn't a lot of information that had been developed at that time so we're going to chat about it again okay see our our new and developed understandings and thoughts about the situation
2:33 the Donald froming his life in the assassination attempt you guys see the ████ like crazy so close that's crazy it was like a little yeah him looking at the chart and then like you know a lot of people are saying it it wasn't a bullet and it was just glass they're like they're like there's no way because because if it was a bullet then um the ████ supersonic sounds around it would have destroyed his skull they don't understand caliber yeah exactly that's the best part well it's always ████ liberals who don't know how to shoot guns who always talk about caliber like remember remember the ones who were talking about how if you use an AR15 it's a war gun and the way it spins the bullet it's such a huge trajectory it's like shooting a Canon through someone's chest dude it's a little beep little pin prick AR-15 is considered Small Arms it
3:24 is see the you can see it it's like the ████ it's the SI the bull is the size of this that's it it's just a little dot probably when we see Trump's SCAR or whatever it'll end up being like it'll be a little dot you see all the people wearing the uh the bandage on the air with the RNC that looked kind of funny actually what if Trump's ear looks like he's a punk rocker with a gauge that he that you know how like sometimes when they get older they remove it and then there's like it's all dangly what if it's like that I wonder if it'll remove it ever or if he'll just keep the bandage I have no I assume he will maybe there's a small hole in it I'm kind of tight I don't know a lot has came out and um I think they're actually doing an official investigation now on negligence or what happened they said they really ████ up yeah they really ████ up the funny thing is that like when compared to like the people that are like it's it's all staged it's staged it's like
4:15 either whether it's staged or not the failure of the Secret Service is still true yeah for sure like either way how does the guy up there they they had eyes on him what was it an hour before they ided him as saying like this guy's kind of a threat cuz they said he went on stage with a Rangefinder or something what well no they said he was he was on the ground level with the rangefinder yeah and they were iding him like this guy's a little sus keep your eye on them and well there's a text from uh the local police department telling the Secret Service an hour before yeah also there's confirmation yeah of a couple of people that were there on their phones recording it 26 minutes before telling the law enfor for man I don't know if this part is true but apparently there was a cop that went up confronted him
5:06 got a rifle pointed at him and he ran back down they said the official story was it was two cops they couldn't get up to the the roof so they triy to push him up the guy popped his head up and then saw the shooter look at the cop with the gun and then he fell 8 ft and then they're on the radio trying to say like there's a shooter on top of the to the emergency Channel yeah but there was an internal channel so we don't know where where why Secret Service didn't respond to it how true is it that the guy that everyone says he had him in his sight the counter sniper yeah is that true I heard that because of the slope roof and because of the where the trees were they couldn't see him so he didn't have the guy in the sight for 3 minutes I read the counter sniper actually had uh he phoned in 3 minutes prior to the shot hey there's a threat there's a threat and he was like uh but it's you know
5:57 like at that point it's all about Rules of Engagement so head of Secret Service like you can't take that shot you can't take that shot so it wasn't that's why it was I didn't hear that immediately after Thomas Crook's shot he was able to return fire cuz he's been having sights on even then if with rules of engagements you can't take that shot isn't it like I won't take the shot but get him off the stage type stuff you know I me exactly but that's why everyone's like so if someone's confirmed to be pointing a gun at the president you can't take the that's total ████ I I didn't hear about that I I don't think that's well that's the one I'm talking about is that um how true is that I don't think that's real and and did the sniper actually have him in his site for 3 minutes I don't know because the newest information and we don't know how true that is even yet because nothing's been nobody's been deposed nobody's been sat down under oath and asked this ████ so we're just dude they interviewed the Secret Service
6:47 uh what do you call it the lady the the one yeah the director she wasn't going to step down or nothing I was like what the f the slow roof thing was an insane thing to say like I don't know why she said that cuz the counter snipers on a slope roof too like as more experts or people that are former Secret Service and people that do a security detail cuz none of us know we're all talking in hypotheticals right but as they say how bad it was blundered it paints a better picture like one big one I thought was there was no drone coverage yeah it's weird cuz I'm like if that's a standard procedure why didn't they do it they also were saying that like because Donald Trump is a very polarizing figure and I think someone from Iran was trying to kill him or something like that they're saying lot these reports they said that Iran W Iran was threatening his life sare it's
7:38 a high security threat already and they didn't their security detail didn't really match that well and the apparently they swapped out a bunch of Trump's usual Secret Service guys for a Joe Biden event that Jill Biden event that was local right the first lady and then they had a bunch a bunch of local cops and Noob Secret Service agents who weren't used to being on Trump's detail D was it all those girls Melissa McCarthy is one of them yeah Melissa McCarthy dude that photo is pretty funny Melissa McCarthy where she's ducking behind dude that ████ was crazy trying to to the gun oh my god dude did those girls just join or like what's going on did you see the video of this of Melissa McCarthy also at the hospital cuz there's a there's a shot of her of trump pulling up to the hospital and there's people taking video through the window and Melissa McCarthy is there and she
8:28 doesn't know know what do with her hand so she like is like reaching for her gun and then she ends up getting it and she's just kind of looking like confused it's pretty wild it's crazy that her first ant last it's just out there yeah Melissa McCarthy yeah they don't know her identity right no ████ wedding wedding Bri I mean uh bridesmaid yeah that's so good did you guys listen to Tim Kennedy talk about it some of his stuff so he he went on his podcast and he was just kind of giving the context of like yeah he's like what it's like to be on a security detail for president like he work Obama detail right yeah and he said he did Biden's too and he was saying like the standard protocol of a sniper and a counter sniper and they were saying that like they're supposed to check all the other buildings from left to right and number them so everyone's on same page yeah the
9:19 same page of like building three has an active shooter everybody all your resources go there but I think a lot of the story was that for that building coverage was supposed to be local PD and the local PD told the FB uh the Secret Service like we don't have enough manpower for this and they were like okay and that was it so there should have been people on that roof but they just didn't fall through with it but then of all the roofs that secret service specifically isn't taken care of it's like that's the craziest part it's the one that yeah best vantage and and a ladder yard away there a ladder to get up there and so apparently too another thing is that the the there was supposed to be someone there but they didn't show up that's the what do you mean the there was supposed to be there was supposed to be someone like a secret service station on the roof so he called in sick that day so there was another report I read
10:09 that it was he must be gen Z it was supposed to be local PD but it was too hot so they just went inside the building that's another report I read I don't know how true that is but it's just like you get all these different story points crazy ████ storm though I wonder like I mean for so many things that had to perfectly go wrong they all did for this to happen yeah and then when people question it they're like oh conspiracy conspiracy and I'm all like no but it's so negligent to the point where it's like even if it's not a conspiracy like there's a lot of answering because to to do cuz people ████ up in so many ways you think that that that's the first thing look if you want to stop conspiracy talk tell everybody exactly what happened just be out there in the open answer every question right instead instead the secret service director she goes and talks to three senators
11:00 on the phone she talks to three Senators on a conference call instead of talking to everybody who wanted to talk to her yeah well there's that interview she did though it's it's PR she's known though she's a known well she did that interview I watch the whole thing it's so weird that like just because like suddenly everyone has faith in the system that like they couldn't have ████ up this bad just to prove their point it's crazy to me well that's the unfortunate part of this is the political lines that it is on where people go like no way Secret Service rocks and they killed it it's like yeah yeah but they ████ up right I don't like how if because it was Trump it's like divisive right yeah cuz in general this is like America mhm whether you're right or left right and the Secret
11:50 Service is supposed to protect our candidates and former presidents right and I'm like but how do they ████ up so bad it's supposed to be the best yeah the fact that our commander-in chief can get compromised is the the flaw doesn't matter who it is that's the thing that's the thing because what about Biden's detail now like what about anybody like what about well what about now now RFK junor has ex well apparently um the sitting president always has the best so that's why the resources were always pulled to him and his family priority right and then former presidents they they don't get the same amount of uh protection so they still get it till like lifelong like Obama still has it you know Clinton still has it but then it's not at even this even close to what
12:40 uh the cting president gets what's dope is at the next event though he had no chicks did you see did you see that when he was walking down the hallway every dude was like 6'3 everyone is his height so cuz you got to block the bullet right how can you have a chick that's 56 blocked the bullet of someone that's like 63 so now every I know it looked like a daughter just hugging dad some was saying like they're like how is a lady going to move a 300 300 lb guy off the stage and I was like damn Trump's 300 300b you guys outting him he's 6'4 dude he's 6'4 and he's that big hey you know what was crazy though it was all the news outlets like how they reported it right after it happened so like my wife right when I got home from the gym she was like do you see what happened with Trump he yeah he was he fell off the speech accident like ████ CNN said
13:30 escorted off stage after after he fell loud bang noise scared Trump one of them you know so you're like oh ████ yeah they called it an incident right yeah when it's like dude ████ got shot at like why didn't they just write assassination attempt and we knew instantly what the ████ it was cuz it was clearly gunshots it was as clear as they as clear as exactly like why would they even write it that way dude pretty crazy because they hate him very polar they hate the guy so obvious it's so crazy it's like hey let's make fun of him like Joe Biden falls off the stairs right but what about the shooter being a registered Republican well then that then now we know if he's a crazy Republican who wanted to kill Trump I still think it's stronger that he tried to kill Trump yeah I don't give a ████ exactly they were saying that they looked up his uh his like internet search history and he was like checking Joe Biden's like touring dates he was checking Donald Trump's so they think
14:21 that he was just trying to kill anybody yeah but what is like the thing is just cuz he's a register Republican that doesn't so but he would want to kill Joe Biden cuz he's a register republ yeah well what's weird is he B he he donated to a lot of uh yeah Don like $15 or some ████ to D to DNC and then how come all Shooters look like that you know what I mean like all there's a shooter look there's a shooter look there's a pedal look yeah they're just like what the ████ scale Target why do they always look like that it's never a handsome guy and what was with the uh it's always an andr guys got it easy you know what I mean huh anyways what's what's up with the explosives in the car thing oh the one they confirm that he had like a Detonator with he had a transponder in his pocket yeah they found explosives in his car they said he was looking up um being manic depressive too so they were
15:13 like okay this guy is just the typical school shooter did anybody mention like what the target for the explosions might have been I don't think there's any info on that they said he wrote something on Steam too like a couple days beforehand where he said July 13th will be my day my Premier yeah my Prem did you see he was in like a black rock commercial yeah dude that was a trip and then Black Rock took it down yep so weird he also wrote on Steam that he thought the Mass Effect Trilogy sucked too much talking he wrote that the Assassin Creed protagonist should be more Japanese so there's a um there's a a picture of him floating now too dressed in drag oh oh yeah yeah he's got like a little choker and ████ we've all been in dresses he's a register Republican I know right by where he's registered is is and this I don't know this is what happened
16:03 but it's an open it's one of those closed primary States so like remember when Bernie was running and it's like hey like register Democrat or reg yeah if you're independent register Democrat so you could vote for me in the primary like ████ like that like I like how the people are using that like it's a gotcha moment it's like I don't give a ████ I don't give a ████ ex well if I was him what I would do is I would register as a republican so I could enter rep Republican EV thought people had like you can't you can get into a republican event if you're not registered Republican but it would look cool it would look cool for it would look cool it would look help it would look cool it you got to think about the Optics Street crit imagine if that's all it took to be exonerated from shooting the president oh he's a republican yeah well remember when Liz Cheney was running and she was like Hey everybody if you're a Democrat go register it was
16:53 like a campaign they spent millions of dollars on it like go register Republican so you can vote for me in the closed primary like it's a thing and people were like Trump was a Democrat for like 40 years yeah that's he was registered I me Hillary was a republican doesn't really matter dude don't shoot the president who gives a ████ it doesn't matter that picture though is ████ iconic or just the reflex to have been shot at and then think to do that it's pretty impressive let me get my shoes I don't know if I would do I'd be like oh ████ yeah I would have get me out of here me ████ out here pick me most people would be in ████ shock for real you know you know one of the conspiracies that people were saying is like they're all paid actors because no one ran after the shots happened dude everyone everyone's suddenly a professional on everything like half the time people are just looking like what
17:43 people don't even know what's happening I'm just like why can't people accept the fact that the reality of most ████ is not as impressive as as your imagination how about being shocked and scared and most people probably could move they don't watch enough Faces of Death Or life we I'm like real ████ doesn't look that good quick come no one knows parkour and ████ jumped off the sides yeah people were talking about the chick who like is in the back with the hat who's filming the FBI saw that that's such ████ that's a funny one to go that's a stupid one because you can take anything online and take a picture of like oh here's an assistant FBI director and then take a chicken sunglasses who looks similar to her and go that's the same person and a bunch of ████ idiots online will go yep that's the same person oh yeah dude people look at photos of the freaking 1920s a guy looks like he has a phone they think he's a time travel dude yeah you got is a time they take they got a picture of guy who looks like Nicholas Cage from the 1800s they go he's a
18:34 vampire and Keana Reeves and but it's so common denominator it's not genetics and culturally people probably share similar genetics and also what happens like the the thing thing with when people tell me like oh it's all like a staged event I'm like are you going to make it your life's purpose to like investigate that then or are you just going to look at the same info we all get at the surface not get any Insider Scoops and just maintain that for the rest of your life and the answer is yes they will cuz it's way more fun it's more fun have you guys seen any it's just imagining ████ have you guys seen any conspiracy theories that you're like that's kind of fun it's just dumb to be conclus it's just dumb to be conclusive at this point that's the thing that I'm like why would you conclude your case now we don't even have any no one has a deposition yet they shot Trump with a BB and then they shot that other guy with a real gun they shot glass I I haven't
19:24 heard that one that was pretty interesting oh yeah he loaded it BB real bullet BB real gun dude have you seen the water tower one water tower one what's that I thought it was weak they said that there's a second shooter and I'm all like well they must suck cuz the second shooter didn't ████ do it ████ exactly the first shooter bro I know just wait well that's the thing drawing conclus or knowing like acting like you know but they're just making ████ up there's no evidence they're just like you know there was a piece of glass that went through his ear you know why though tele content guys we're making we're making content the telops were not Shattered by the way yeah it's also never going to be conclusive the same way JFK is not people are still talking about that people still talking about ████ John wil Booth Abraham Lincoln ████ like that was fake though JFK it's the same thing tell everybody everything right or else people are going to assume
20:15 that you're not that you're lying to them for and they reeal the do EXA which and now we know that they that's probably what happened and you think Trump's going to make that picture of him like this getting covered up covered in blood do you think that he's going to make that his like next profile picture no it's going to be this one his LinkedIn his LinkedIn during his speech about it at the RNC was that that photo of him but also like you don't think that Trump ever imagined that I'm sure he did I'm sure he imagined that if he got shot at he would use that ████ chance to do something dude that's the hardest picture I've ever seen it's pretty ████ bad but that is kind of crazy that like going back to that again like if you got shot and you're just ████ amped up if you did something so like out outlandish that people believe that it's staged because of that it's pretty badass the two most American pictures I
21:05 feel like is you know the the famous eima one where they lifting up the flag and it me being sad cuz it's like those two I feel like are like probably the two most iconic I have respect for anyone democrat or republican or independent or Xin ping if he got shot and went like this that's pretty ████ crazy that's pretty nuts let's go B would probably not stop his speech bid would just be like you know is there a b he's swatting his ear fact I fly come on man come on man you miss me Jack I think every president would do something pretty sick
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