0:00 he probably doesn't have a wife anymore yeah this guy sounds like a single dad he doesn't have custody anymore yeah I don't think he has custody of the child this is a weekend visit bro did you guys hear about this story in Florida where there was a car that was just sinking into a canal and there was inside the car there was a toddler oh no yeah and so they all of a sudden like the police show up cars in there sinking right and the driver just couldn't get his kid out of there so he like bails out right and then he's like ah ████ I gotta get my kid right oh ████
0:50 he forgets me he's like I forgot the girls I forgot something yeah and then but then he looks the window open oh right my kid's in there that's the son of a gun of a thing important important yeah and then so then the the guy is also like I don't want to get my shoes wet whoa so then the cops dude wet socks is the worst it's pretty bad it's really bad it's horrible before we move forward let's have some empathy for this guy okay he's freaking out yeah bro his car what kind of car was it Steve um Hyundai Elantra it doesn't say it's a Lamborghini yeah yeah dude he's gonna get his car ruined 20 G's down the drain and then it sucks do your socks and the used car Market's wild right now yeah dude yeah you can't buy a new car in this market ever since carvana went down yeah
1:40 damn can't get it off a vending machine no more so by the cop by the time the cops get there the guy is just sort of Milling around the car right because he just doesn't know what he's just pacing he's looking he's like oh ████ yeah and so the cop one of the cops is like ████ it the barrier the point of entry was taking your shoes off yeah he takes his shoes off any Asian there would have dominated the situation they'd be like oh no problem take my shoes off in the shoes is that that's what stopped him that's exactly why is that really what it is crazy do you think he should still be a parent do you think he should give his kid away for that well he might have had like Doc Martens on and he goes I can't do it with it what kind of shoes maybe maybe did he hit were they like the dark Martins on yeah they were suede did he have feet were they Prosthetics he's pretty pumped it was either it was either uh alligator
2:32 like very expensive yeah or some Gucci it was Heavy alligators live in water no they were actually Crocs but he didn't know their water [Laughter] no they were Reebok Pumps that were just too filled they were taking forever it would have floated after his legs now they're just flotation devices so after the police arrived after the police arrived they couldn't really see through the water at this point so the car's underwater the car's underwater the kid is still in there unbuckle I know dumb ass kids that teacher can't unbuckle like that's the fastest thing that kids learn how to do is get the ████ out of the seat
3:23 dude that's fine but like then you just gotta bust open the door but isn't it really hard to open up a door it's water it's being pushed it's slightly harder it's really hard how do you live with yourself knowing that you're a little ████ yeah that's the thing your son or a good shot you're like I can't take my shoes my kid died because you couldn't save them because you're like I don't know about the kids that too boys if I was that if I was the dad I would never admit that like I didn't want to get my socks wet I would never say that to say that to the Press dude to say that to Fox News guy you think the police officer was like it doesn't make sense I did all these ████ microphones in front of him he's like I just didn't want to get myself
4:21 frostbite frostbite maybe we're the weird ones and everyone else accepts it like oh yeah it's very brave of you yeah you can't get your socks wet police officer pulls on the door and after trying many times he has to keep coming back up for air he pulls as hard as he could he eventually gets the door open he pulls the kid out of the car seat passes the kid to an emergency crew and they start doing wow oh ████ and then the kid goes ████ you Dad wait the the kid wait water got into the car already or yeah water was it was submerged yeah I saw the picture it's ████ it was submerged that Hyundai Elantra you destroyed huh when it's like that I'm like how do people get in there because I'm assuming the water is like probably murky like how do you see it you know you gotta feel it Braille your way dude yeah underwater Braille so so do you
5:13 think the dad is like mad that he got cooked out by this cop he actually got a shoe deal he got dad I can understand that no he um because his socks get wet I mean he's probably wearing those Champions that are really thick yeah and they're expensive and they get soggy yeah yeah you might sink to the bottom what was it making you buy when you're trying to dude that's why I'm wearing shoes I'm wearing waterproof shoes those are waterproof these are ones these are the guys shoes oh man the leather joints yeah that makes more sense damn dude they were they weren't treated yet the dough you know what it is they weren't treated yeah think about those shoes how long do you think it took them to tie them up so to take them off sit down he's got to pull the laces and they'll never be the same if they're they'll never be is this person now going to jail for leaving their kid in the car no isn't that a thing though like you can't do that abandonment yeah
6:04 well technically it didn't abandon the vehicle he was just sort of Milling around it he just he was like I'm just gonna watch it all go down I'm gonna be an eyewitness to everything was this you secured the perimeter he was making sure that there was North yeah yeah the flooding was consistent maybe he was afraid that there was a crocodile swimming in the water he was like where the ████ was he parking yeah what was his Florida this was in Florida by a canal some reason I thought it was here when all the floods were going down no I didn't know um Californians they would have ████ done it huh yeah I don't know yeah yeah yeah yeah the officer who saved the kids life said that once the kids started breathing again he started crying oh and then the officer started crying too because it was the best Cry he's ever heard in his life [Laughter] I mean you know knowing us this is going
6:55 to turn dark in about five seconds and the dad was like ████ man what am I gonna tell my wife oh she's pretty much he probably doesn't have a wife anymore yeah this guy sounds like a single dad he doesn't have custody anymore yeah I don't think he has custody of the child I've never seen those comments this is a weekend visit bro you guys ever see you guys ever seen those compilations I love the dad saves oh yeah yeah the baseball right I saw one that's the opposite the kid no like the dad will ████ hold the dad fails and then like a guy would be with his wife or whatever walking down and the guy comes up and then he pushes his ████ wife and I was like what the ████ oh my God I gotta find it it's a smart move it was the funniest one but that's basically this dude it's the
7:45 reverse dad saves yeah so there was a car accident that's why they were in the canal by the way also they hit something and they just went bunk but then it was the shoes afterwards that episode then it was the shoes that was the major wait he was in a car accident so did the car fall into the river he wasn't wet like now now none of this makes sense he wasn't wet he bailed he bailed out yeah yeah you know like in GTA when you jump out like oh you jump he jumped out of the moving vehicle the child then jumps off the bridge like oh ████ my vehicle because the kid didn't get the timing of when to roll out of it you remember like um several years ago there was uh he thought he had a prodigy you got to do a reenactment yeah remember that like pre-covered right there was always like Texas was flooded and ████ there's foot there's a
8:36 there's a video out there on YouTube where you can watch this happening where this car is like ████ going in and it just starts submerging right and then a guy comes in that he just ████ swims up I don't know if he was like a fireman or a paramedic or whatever and he goes down opens the door he gets back up gets air goes back and he pulls somebody out whoa what a gangster was he a ████ Navy SEAL did you start laughing at some point because you saw like people getting stranded on the floor no I saw a team of people he's like people dying I love it funniest have mine yeah what the ████ is that a bunch of firemen that are like nine going in there because my socks I know you have not noticed them I always could change you bro yeah but wait what what's in that cup bro can't turn healed you guys see that on JK news the other
9:26 day just just today when can turn people yeah do you love disaster videos don't you you're one of them Lively kind of dudes Kane was a baby face the whole time I was like what the ████ that's when he blew up though which one we should start our own wrestling faction that's a good idea dude it's the attitude Aaron in this room oh yeah all the time baby can't start the revolution dude I thought we were starting something new for 2023. well it didn't started yet were those people who were gonna start something no what's uh what's up we're Perpetual Gunners yeah 2022 was Attitude Era no it still no it never left baby [Laughter] what's the actual definition of an era then is that like a collection of years
10:16 yeah it's a period of time yeah it could go forever like a decade it's ten yeah yeah but it could be an era the Renaissance Era one year it did it everything was done in one day when you study art history it's the same just one year and then it was Baroque right after whatever I don't know I'm just making ████ up dude [Music]
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